Chapter 323

"I haven't finished my final work yet. I'm going to design my clothes from tomorrow. I don't have the energy to mess with you." Josh put on his pajamas and said seriously.

It's not that I hate fan Zhe, but I really don't want to do that before the final.

Fan zhe knows that Josh's mind is in the final, and he knows that he can't force it, but he is in a state of apathy. He can't touch the woman he likes, which is worse than being tortured.

"Otherwise, I'll allow you to make the floor in my bedroom." It's absolutely impossible for Josh to sleep in a quilt. She knows that fan zhe can't help it.

"Do you think I can't sleep without you? You sleep by yourself. I don't care if you ask me to sleep with you. " Versace turned and went to the living room.

“……” Josh.

When did she ask him for such a thing.

This Hun Dan is always so self righteous.

Josh was so tired that he fell asleep as soon as his head touched the pillow.

Fan zhe tossed and turned in the living room and couldn't sleep.

"Uncle fan." Qiao Yu suddenly came out of his room, with little golden hair behind him.

"What time is it, why don't you go to bed?" Fan zhe looks at his cell phone. It's 11 o'clock in the night.

"I just took a bath with my mother, and even my breath became like my mother. I knew to urge me to sleep at night." Qiao Yu got into fan Zhe's bed and said, "Uncle fan, I'll sleep with you tonight."

“……” Fan Zhe.

Want to sleep with Josh, did not sleep, the result of Josh's son ran out.

Fan Zhe's heart is full of mixed tastes.

"Uncle fan, do you just want to sleep with my mother? My mother is very dishonest when she sleeps, either beating or kicking. Since I've been sensible, I don't want to sleep with her. " Qiao Yu can't understand why fan Zhe is so willing to sleep with Josh.

"Because you are her son, she doesn't sleep honestly. I'm different. I'm a man. When she sleeps with me, she is very obedient."

"Didn't you say that I was already a man? What's the difference? " Qiao Yu asked the bottom of the matter.

"I'm not the same man as you." Fan zhe held Qiao Yu in his arms and began to enlighten the little guy.

The night was deep.

Josh had a good night's sleep. He got up early to make breakfast and went to work when he was ready to eat. He had to design a suit to take part in the finals.

Qiao Yu was woken up by the sound of Josh's steps into the kitchen. He got up and followed up in his sky blue pajamas.

"How did you come in? It's still early. Let's go to bed again. I'll call you when breakfast is ready. " Josh was cleaning up the mess in the kitchen last night. He was afraid that Qiao Yu would slip, so he said so.

Absolutely can't say with the child, last night I had a snowball fight with fan zhe here, ah no, it should be a vegetable fight.

"Mom, let me ask you a question." Qiao Yu refused to leave.

"So serious, what's the problem?" Josh is curious.

"How was I born?" Qiao Yuyang looks at Josh with his head raised.

"You were born in October." Josh said perfunctorily.

"No, uncle fan told me about the origin of life last night." Qiao Yu said with great conceit, "I'm in your uterus. When the month is full, the amniotic fluid will burst. Then when the mouth of the uterus is opened to ten fingers, I'll take it from yours..."

Josh quickly covers Qiao Yu's mouth, and then goes on to say some disharmonious words.

Qiao Yu stares at Josh discontentedly. It's all scientific knowledge. Why doesn't my mother let him say it?

"The one who doesn't sleep in the middle of the night teaches you this?" Josh was angry. "What else did he tell you?"

"He also talked about how to chase girls, what to pay attention to if you open a room, and how to spend that candle night when you get married..." Qiao Yu said seriously.

Josh had to cover Qiao Yu's mouth again, "well, don't say it. Forget what fan hundan told you."

Qiao Yu broke off Josh's hand and said, "why?"

"Because I said it, because I'm your mother!" Josh had his hands on his hips.

Qiao Yu is only a little over six years old. Fan hundan will tell him this, so as to bring out the rhythm of children.

"What about the spirit light?" Asked Josh.

"Uncle fan is still sleeping in the living room." Qiao Yu answers honestly.

"You stand here and don't move. I'll deal with you when I get back." Josh is cruel to Qiao Yu.

Qiao Yu was too scared to speak.

Josh looked around in the kitchen. First he picked up the rolling pin, felt it wasn't enough, and then put it down.

Then he picked up the mop again, felt it was not easy to use, and threw it aside.

Finally, his eyes fell on a big red bucket.

That is in order to prevent the summer suddenly stop water, no way to take a bath, ready to store water with the bucket.

Josh immediately filled the red bucket with water, took it out of the kitchen, and went straight to the floor of the living room where fan zhe had been playing.Qiao Yu was stunned in the kitchen.

Fan zhe was sleeping heavily. Before he woke up, Josh threw a bucket of water at him.

Meow, let you wet my quilt and pajamas when you are in Zhangjia.

Meow, let you teach bad children, and face to sleep here.

Fan zhe woke up in his dream and sat up with his head wet. "Stupid woman, what are you doing?"

"Let you sober up, let you know some words can't talk with children." Josh threw the bucket aside and put his hands on his waist to educate fan zhe like Qiao Yu.

Versace looked at his pajamas wet and glared at Josh.

"What are you looking at? I'll water you all over. What's the matter?" Josh is not afraid of death.

Fan zhe didn't move, but he pulled Josh down on the floor.

"Well, what are you doing?" Josh wanted to get up, but the quilt was wet and slippery. She fell several times and didn't get up.

"I think you owe a kiss early in the morning." With that, he sealed it with a kiss.

No matter who else is in the house, Josh clearly remembers that Qiao Yu is still in the kitchen. She didn't close the kitchen door when she came out.

Should not be seen by Qiao Yu?

Thinking of this, Josh peeked into the kitchen.

Why isn't Qiao Yu in the kitchen?

At the other side of fan Zhe's shop, Josh was almost scared to death.

Qiao Yu of special Mo is crouching there, the facial expression that a face studies.

"What are you doing here?" Fan zhe noticed something wrong with Josh, and followed his eyes to see Qiao Yu.

"Uncle fan, the movie you showed me last night was not good. Do you want real people to perform for me?" Qiao Yu's special expectation.

“……” Fan Zhe.

Josh recognized the clue from Qiao Yu's words and looked at fan zhe suspiciously, "what movie did you show my son last night?"

Fan Zhe's face is black.

"It's an uncle and an aunt without clothes together..." Qiao Yu's description is very serious.

"Fan Hun Dan!" Josh blew his hair. "You showed my son that rubbish. Did you know that Qiao Yu was only six years old?"

Do you know it's your own son.

But this is the most important point.

"It's a man who needs to know that sooner or later." Fan zhe didn't think so.

"Yes, mom, I'll have a girlfriend one day. I can't understand everything, can I?" Qiao Yu not only agrees with fan Zhe, but also chokes Josh, "you always say my father is dead, but you are never in a hurry to find me a new father. If this goes on, who will teach me about men?"

Josh choked on it for a long time and couldn't say a word.

Fan Zhe and Qiao Yu look at each other and clap their hands. This is the alliance on the same front.

"Qiao Yu, go back to your room immediately. You are not allowed to come out unless I call you!" All of a sudden, Josh was hysterical.

Qiao Yu had never seen Josh get so angry that he ran away.

Versace sat there looking at Josh as if nothing had happened.

Finally, Josh got up from the bunk and pointed to fan Zhe, "you leave my house right now. I never want to see you again!"

Let fan zhe live, Qiao Yu will become a hooligan sooner or later.

There is already such a big hooligan as fan Zhe in her life. Another little hooligan, does she want to live?

Versace didn't take Josh's words seriously at all. He took off his wet pajamas, turned over his quilt, and lay down to sleep.

"I'll let you go, do you hear me? Why are you so cheeky? " Josh was so angry that he punched and kicked fan Zhe.

"Damn you, have you had enough?" Fan Zhe is also on fire.

"You're not going, are you? OK, I'll take Qiao Yu Josh wants to go to Qiao Yu's room. He slips and falls on the sofa, making his hair look like a shawl.

However, in fan Zhe's eyes, Josh's appearance is not crazy at all. On the contrary, he has a kind of pathetic feeling. In addition, Josh wants to cry and tries his best to bear it. His eyes are red and his heart is tight.

"OK, I'll go!" Fan zhe grabbed his wet pajamas and put them on him. He opened the door and went out.

Josh looked at the bedding fan zhe had slept on the ground, and then looked at the empty living room. His soul was pale, and he left like this.

An unexplained grievance erupted from the bottom of his heart. Josh sat on the ground, tears streaming down.

"Mom, uncle fan has really gone. Now he hasn't gone far. Why don't you ask him to come back. Isn't it just a little thing? I don't quarrel with children in kindergarten. Why do you adults quarrel? " Qiao Yu has been eavesdropping on the progress of things outside, when he pokes his head out of the room.

"Did I let you out?" Josh said.

Qiao Yu shrinks his neck in fright.

At first, it's OK that Qiao Yu didn't persuade him. With this advice, Josh became even more angry. He rolled up fan Zhe's used bedding on the ground, went to the window, opened the window and threw it all out.Fan zhegang went downstairs. If he didn't hide fast, his bedding would hit him on the head

"I went to work." After breakfast, Josh changed his clothes, calmly told Qiao Yu to stay at home and left