I said with a smiley face, "how can I be a hooligan? I didn't do anything to you."

"No? You've just been staring at me, and your saliva has come out. Do you think I don't know? "

"Do you have any?" I said

"No?"

I straightened up, put away my smiling face and said solemnly, "beauty, I need to correct some of your mistakes. First, I'm not a hooligan and I don't drool. Second, I didn't look at you, but I admit that I was watching you just now. Such a beautiful girl stood in front of me, and I didn't look at her. Let's see what happened? You're not ice cream. Can you melt it after a few more eyes? "

"You

I saw the cabbage pretending to be angry and said with a smile: "cabbage, you can really pretend that I have to accompany you to act, but your acting skills are really explosive, and I was almost bluffed by you." I stretched out my right hand to hold the small hand of Chinese cabbage and introduced myself: "Chinese cabbage, I am an old goat."

The beauty looked at me like a fool. She saw that I not only talked, but also wanted to use my hands and feet. She quickly stepped back two steps, protecting her chest with her hands and warning me with vigilance: "what do you want, you rascal? Don't make a fool of yourself, or I'll tell my boyfriend to shoot you! "

"Don't make trouble with the cabbage. It's not easy for us to meet. Old goat is airsick. Now he's still dizzy. You're still in the mood to make fun of me."

I took a step towards the cabbage.

"Don't come here! Come again, I'm really shouting Beauty continues to step back.

I day, what circumstance, won't make Oolong! I carefully look at the beauty in front of me, her expression is very real, it doesn't look like pretending, I don't really recognize the wrong person, do I?

Is it true or not? I was a little confused for a moment, and I kept staring at the beauty, because I wanted to judge whether the cabbage was deliberately misleading me through some details.

My unusual eyes fell on the beauty, more like a hooligan, she became more and more angry, the color of her face changed a few stubbles, at this time, a group of her friends all around.

"Honey, what's the matter? Have you met any acquaintances?"

"Who knows this hooligan?" said the beauty, who is called honey

"No?"

"Well."

"Hey, hey."

When they saw that this beautiful woman named mi'er didn't know me, they immediately showed a smirk. I felt that the situation was not good, because if this beautiful woman named mi'er was really a cabbage, even if she wanted to make a little joke with me, she would stop at that time, so that she didn't know how to stop at this time.

I was about to grease my feet and slip away when they blocked me up.

"Handsome guy, don't hurry to go. It's fate that we can meet in the beautiful scenery of West Lake. How can we say we can go?" There are two beauties blocking my way in front of me. One of them says with a smile.

All these women are beautiful, with light make-up, but they also match the scenery of the West Lake. After they saw me clearly, their smiling faces were like flowers, just like a group of flies saw a lump of excrement and surrounded me in the middle.

"Wow, this man is so handsome. He has a good figure, a good face and a better temperament. I like him." A girl babbled at me.

Another beauty with short hair said fiercely, "handsome man, are you going to come here to see my sister? Do you want to take one home. How about you tell your sister which one you like and take it away at any time? "

I repeatedly waved my hand and said, "sorry, recognize the wrong person, recognize the wrong person." I was just about to slip away in the gap when three girls came up behind me and pulled me. One girl was still robbing me. Her way of robbing me was special. To be exact, she pinched my flesh.

I saw that they were not willing to give up, so I explained with a bitter face, "ladies and gentlemen, listen to my explanation. Just now, it was really my fault that I blundered this beautiful lady. It was all my fault that I made a joke without knowing the situation, but I really recognized the wrong person and didn't want to tease your friends."

"If you say you recognize the wrong person, you will recognize the wrong person. We think you were very proud just now. Why did you recognize the wrong person so soon?"

I went on to explain: "I'm not a counsellor. I just realize that I've made a mistake and I'm willing to correct it in time. I didn't mean to, because your friend and one of my friends look like each other. Please forgive me for mistaking someone for a moment. "

"You can't lie. Every smelly man who wants to take the opportunity to get close to our honey says so. Handsome man, if you look so smart and vulgar, you can't think of a better set of words. "

Another beauty gloated and said, "handsome guy, you are so brave. You dare to eat even honey's tofu. Do you know who her boyfriend is? Tut Tut, handsome man, I advise you not to waste your time explaining anything. It's useless to say more. You'd better pray to God and leave a whole body for yourself. Just now, honey has sent a text message to her boyfriend. After honey's boyfriend comes, I think you're going to feed Wang Baluo in the West Lake. "

I really can't laugh or cry, because I just made an oolong. I'm not really interested in this woman named mi'er. Although she is beautiful and has extraordinary temperament, it doesn't move me. I only have Lin Manxue in my heart. How can I be interested in other women.But they don't understand the actual situation, and I can't explain it clearly. And just now I mistakenly thought that she was cabbage, and always thought that cabbage was joking with me. Therefore, my words just now are really controversial. If I say these words to a strange woman, it's really not wrong for me to define me as a hooligan.

I'm a little tongue tied, because no matter what I say, they won't trust me. In fact, if I'm really a hooligan, it's easy. Although there are many women, if I want to escape, it's not easy. I believe I can beat them all down in two minutes.

But can a big man do it to a group of women who are helpless?

Now I fall into the pan Si hole, surrounded by a group of spiders, and I have to find the real cabbage. Now it's past four in the afternoon, and I can't afford to spend it here.

This group of women are not good at talking to me and playing with me like a toy, but I can only cooperate with them and let them control me.

A beautiful woman tugged at the corner of my clothes and said, "be honest! Do you want to be a hooligan to honey? "

"Beauty, it's really a misunderstanding."

"The devil believes you."

Another beauty gave me a push and said fiercely, "if you don't admit your guilt at the end of your life, you rascal, we'll send you to the Public Security Bureau and let you go to jail."

"I've said it 800 times. It's really a misunderstanding."

"Misunderstanding? Smelly hooligan, give you a chance to be frank and lenient. Since you don't know how to cherish it, you really don't cry without seeing the coffin. You just wait to die. "

This woman's speech is so ugly, I also feel angry in my heart. She's a smelly hooligan, even if honey calls her that. I did say something to her that I shouldn't say just now, but who are you? Can you tell me what to do here?