Chapter 8

"Hello."

"Come up! At once

"Can you change a word, every time it's these four words, are you bothered?" I didn't get a response when I finished complaining.

I know. I'm just venting on the empty phone.

I went up the stairs, forgetting how many times I went up in one night.

"Come on, what's the matter this time?" I see Su goddess, one head two big, straight to the point.

"I can't sleep."

I frowned and asked, "why can't I sleep? It's no problem

"It's not about beds and quilts."

"What's that about?"

"It's noisy."

"What's the noise?"

"Someone snores."

"Who snores?"

"Next door."

This is a small inn. The sound insulation effect can't be compared with that of a star hotel. The best one in orchid town is only three stars.

There is a middle-aged man named Liu living in room 3002 next door. He is in his thirties and 78S. He has lived here for some days. He is nice. He always chats with me when he sees me.

I listened across the wall, although there is a slight snore, but it does not make people unable to sleep. Is there no sound in your house at night.

I looked at Su goddess doubtfully again, Su beauty said: "other sounds are OK, I can't sleep when I listen to snoring."

What else is wrong?

I patted her on the forehead. Except for her beautiful face and proud figure, this woman is good for nothing and full of faults. However, in this face eating world, a beautiful cover thousands of ugly, as long as the beautiful figure is good, other all do not call matter.

I'm in a bit of a dilemma. She is a guest, and Lao Liu is also a guest. I can't ignore one thing and lose the other. I don't want people to snore. Besides, I don't have the right.

I gave goddess Su an idea: "why don't you bring an earplug?"

"It's not good for your ears to sleep at night with earplugs."

"It's just one night. Make do with it. It's OK." I tried to convince her.

Goddess Su said: "women can only be fastidious, how can they make do with it?"

She talks one by one, and I can't make a difference with her.

Su Mei Mei thought for a moment and said, "I have a way."

"Oh? Tell me about it. "

"Change the room."

"Goddess Su, I told you when you came. There is no room available. I won't cheat you."

Goddess Su said: "I don't care! Either change the room for me or stop snoring in the next room! "

"But he's asleep. What can I do?" I'm really at a loss.

Su Meimei shrugged her shoulders, with an expression that it's none of my business.

I looked at the goddess, thinking about it, and suddenly I had a plan in mind.

"Goddess Su, you just said that as long as you don't snore next door, you can really fall asleep?"

"Can you say something nutritious! Do you think I'm iron? I'm not sleepy after playing all day? "

"Are you sure?"

"Nonsense."

"What if he watches TV or talks loudly?"

"It's the same as sleeping."

"Is half an hour enough?"

"What do you mean?"

I asked with a smile, "can I sleep in half an hour?"

“Noproblem。”

"All right." After I got a positive answer, I turned around to leave.

"Stop!"

I asked impatiently, "what's the matter?"

"The problem is not solved. What do you want to do? Screw you?"

"Take care of the uncle next door."

"Just you?" Su goddess tone is quite disdainful.

"What's the matter with me?" I said? Su Mei Mei, you don't want to look down on others. As long as you are willing, I don't want to be unfair. "

"Blow it, you! You don't have to pay taxes to brag anyway. " Goddess Su shook her head. She didn't believe it. She didn't forget to bury me and said, "fool, don't blame Miss Ben for not reminding you. It's like robbing a wife and children. Don't be beaten and maimed."

"No! I'll leave my words here today. In half an hour, you'll be ready to have a good dream. "

What I say is amazing. In fact, I have no bottom in my heart. After all, I don't let people sleep at night, and I can't offend the guests. It's really difficult.

But it's not very difficult, and it doesn't show that ye Chutian's means are not. There's a saying: men look at means, women look at faces.

I dare to boast about Haikou. In fact, I already have a complete plan in mind.

I went downstairs and found several packages of beef jerky, peanuts and two bottles of Red Star Erguotou in the cupboard under the front desk. This is the supper prepared for me by sister LAN. I have a bite of Erguotou and a bite of beef jerky. It's a pleasure to eat.

Drinking a lot of wine can not only embolden people, but also talk nonsense. Who will argue with a drunkard.I made a call to Lao Liu from the front desk.

Lao Liu took it after a long time, yawning in his mouth, and his tone was not very good: "who? You're sick! What call in the middle of the night! Let people sleep or not. "

I have been prepared in my heart for a long time. As long as a normal person receives this kind of call at the hotel in the middle of the night, he will respond like this.

"Brother Liu As soon as I opened my mouth, I began to sob.

"Who are you?" Uncle Liu is puzzled, but he still hasn't figured out what's going on.

"Brother Liu it's me. The front desk, Xiaoye I continued to cry.

"Oh, Xiaoye, why do you cry when you don't sleep at night?" As soon as I heard it, Lao Liu's tone was obviously much kinder and more wary.

"Brother Liu, I'm so sad that I don't want to live any more."

"Ah! Xiao Ye, what's the matter with you? Talk to brother Liu. " I know Lao Liu is a warm-hearted man. He will not stand by when he comes across such a thing.

"I'm lovelorn."

"What's the matter?" Lao Liu got up from the bed and sat up straight. He said suspiciously, "no, Xiao Ye, don't you come to orchid town by yourself? I didn't hear that you brought any girlfriends with you?"

Lao Liu has a lot of experience and is not so easy to fool. No matter how cunning a fox is, it can't fight a hunter. I've already figured out how to deal with him.

"Brother Liu, I did come here alone. My girlfriend is not here."

"They're not together, so why are you in conflict?"

"She just gave me a call, saying that we are not suitable, determined to break up with me."

"How could she do that!" Lao Liu said indignantly.

As far as I know, it's because of emotional problems. I deliberately told him that I was lovelorn, just to win his sympathy, sympathize with each other in order to resonate, otherwise I would call him in the middle of the night to harass him, not to die.

Besides, all the emotional issues are constantly being discussed, and the reason is still confused. It's not clear at all for a moment. The half an hour I promised goddess Su is not easy to capture.

I calculated to every detail, Lao Liu gradually on my way.

"Well, what else can I do? I'm poor. A second-generation rich man took a fancy to her and boasted that he wanted to buy her a BMW. You said, "as a cyclist, how can I catch up with other people's BMW?"

Lao Liu sighed in front of him, as if to outline something sad. Half a day later, he said, "women are so realistic. They would rather cry in a BMW than laugh behind a bicycle. What is love, cheat Bai, who is serious who lost; what is gentle, cheap Bai, who believe who became a pig

I can't see Lao Liu is still a talented man. I stuffy mouth wine, and said: "brother Liu, you said my heart, love this slut, usually is to abandon the fool, want a liar.". Your heart and lungs are not as good as others' hypocrisy. Hard work. "

"Xiao Ye, I didn't expect that we were still a pair of brothers. You also want to open up a little, for a woman who does not love you, crying, not worth it

"Brother Liu, it's easy for you to say. My heart hurts. Even my liver hurts." I took another sip of wine, opened a bag of beef jerky and a bag of peanuts, and ate them bit by bit.

I chat with Lao Liu while eating and drinking. I'm ready for a protracted war.

Chatting, Lao Liu suddenly asked me: "what's the sound?"