Chapter 190

Li Nanfang turns into a paper man. The paper man, who has been focused on, nestles up to the old ox who is also tied with paper, and looks at the mourning procession passing by in front of his eyes.

The filial sons and virtuous grandchildren were all crying and praying that the ancestors would go well all the way, and no one would look at him.

It made him feel very empty and very scared.

Because he knew very well that he could not find six people to see his eyes. He was a paper man burned to ashes, without any soul. After falling from the sky to the ground, he became fertilizer.

Where are the people who look at me?

Where?

Come on, come on!

Under Li NanFang's urgent prayer, he finally saw the first pair of eyes, which were the eyes of a woman, with a familiarity that he could not remember no matter what he thought.

He has no care of these, staring at the eyes, greedy hook the soul needed.

That woman left, as if suddenly lost soul, the second person appeared, is also a woman.

Li Nanfang knows her. She is Yue Zitong.

Li Nanfang won't think much about how Yue Zitong came here. He didn't feel guilty when he took away a trace of his aunt's soul. She was sorry for him and deserved to die early.

Why is minrou here?

This child, don't you know that the paper man can't face it squarely?

Let's go, let's go, I don't want to hurt you - Oh, it's too late. I have three souls. Who is the fourth?

Ha, is that Zhan Fei?

Good, very good, self righteous smelly woman, cold look, pretend to be a hair, I have a chance to grass you.

Who is this? It's similar to the little white face of Helan Fusu. Is it his sister or his elder sister?

Don't care whether it's his sister or his sister. There are no good people in Helan family. Just enjoy it!

What about the last one?

Darling, she's a beautiful woman. Heisi's long legs are not inferior to those of the concubine Yue. The key is that she is a mature woman. Like a fairy in the dark, it should be very comfortable to ride on such a woman.

OK, OK, don't come to see it again. I'm ready to go to heaven!

Li Nanfang saw that in the wailing sound of filial son and virtuous grandson, the fire suddenly shrouded him, the old cattle, the golden mountain and the silver mountain. The fire devoured them like a poisonous snake, but he didn't feel a little pain. He just looked at the six women strangely and said in his heart, I will come back to you, waiting for you to die.

A cow called to remind Li Nanfang that the time has come and it's time to go.

The old cattle are in front, the golden mountain and the silver mountain are floating on both sides.

The ancestor of the deceased was a man with square head, big face and dignified appearance. He was wearing a black golden rust Dragon Robe, auspicious cloud climbing boots and eight treasure Golden Dragon crowns - just like ancient kings, touching his beard while walking and pointing the country.

Seeing the demeanor of a man like an actor, Li Nanfang wanted to scold him for pretending to be forced. Fortunately, he didn't scold him out, because he saw that suddenly many people came out from the clouds. Beautiful women in palace costumes, soldiers of jingo TieMa, armed with Changshuo, bow on shoulder and back, armor on face, all of them were murderous.

If he scolds, the gang will certainly tear him to pieces.

The awe inspiring murderous spirit made him tremble all over, subconsciously attached to the old cattle, and bowed his head forward.

He may be a real emperor. Lao Tzu is just a paper man who sent him to heaven. I didn't know where I was sleeping before, so I was caught to lead his horse.

It's just strange. How can a king still use the vulgar funeral in the countryside?

After the death of the emperor, it's not all the funeral of the whole country. The white pickaxe is plain. In front of it is Yinglong's way, in the back is Xuanwu's way, and in the middle is commander Feng Bolei's mother. Why is the funeral so simple?

Li Nanfang didn't wonder for a long time. Lao huangniu told him that the emperor was a famous monarch. As a result, he killed himself and caused chaos in the world. He was murdered by his treacherous officials. After his death, even the queen was taken away for fun. On the way back to the capital, the king himself was abandoned by the mutinous soldiers and died in the wilderness.

Later, at the risk of his life, the king's confidants sent him to a place in the Northeast mountains for burial. The poor rabbits there didn't poop. It would be nice to have an old cattle and a paper man to send him to his funeral.

All of these beauties in court clothes and warriors of all wars who suddenly appeared in the clouds were loyal to the king before they died. They will come to meet him when he returns home.

So ah, Lao huangniu told Li Nanfang that it's better not to look around, so as not to cause trouble. He lost his three souls and six spirits, which he had not easily accumulated, and changed his fate back to a piece of white paper.

Li Nanfang was submissive and promised repeatedly. Later, he couldn't help asking, how could he see such six women before he was in mourning?

Lao huangniu took a deep look at Li Nanfang and said that they were all imperial concubines. They had been lost for a long time. The emperor missed them very much before he died. The feeling of missing moved heaven, and then they were transformed into human beings and reincarnated into the world to see the emperor off.

Li Nanfang asked again, can't I harm them?

The old scalper hasn't answered yet, holding the beauty. The emperor, surrounded by the warriors of all wars, suddenly turned back and drank angrily. Who is there blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blaring blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing blazing bla?

Li Nanfang wanted to say that it wasn't him, but the old cattle were blazing. The emperor suddenly showed his prototype, incarnated in a ferocious black dragon, and rushed over with a roar.

"Ah

When Li Nanfang was frightened, he opened his mouth and let out a shrill scream. The black dragon went into his mouth. Then he heard his teacher's mother's frightened voice and heard: "Nanfang, Nanfang, what's the matter with you? Come on, old man, the south is awake

Li Nanfang suddenly opened his eyes, black dragon, old cattle, palace beauties, hundred battles warriors, all disappeared, only his teacher's mother's dignified and kind face, really exist, crystal clear tears generally fall on his face, let him feel never cool, heart was wrapped up in black dragon's anger, instantly dispersed.

Then he saw his mother-in-law and Aunt Xue.

His mother-in-law is also full of tears, constantly wiping, but laughing, this is happy, he finally woke up.

Aunt Xue didn't cry or smile. The deep worry in her eyes dissipated after he woke up. She scolded: "son of a bitch, you deserve it!"

The old man's steamed bun face suddenly occupied all his sight. After staring at him for a long time, he was relieved and said: "Hoo! I've finally got this life back. "

Li Nanfang didn't know what was going on. He subconsciously wanted to sit up, but he didn't have a little strength.

"Don't move, South. You've been bitten by poisonous snakes all over your body. You didn't die of poisonous hair. That's God's mercy."

The teacher's mother wiped her tears and suddenly remembered something. She stood up and ran out: "tie Niu's family, please accompany me to the Imperial Valley and thank our ancestors for their kindness!"

"Walk slowly. You haven't eaten well for several days. You can't bear to rest well. Well, I'll go with you. Lao Xie's family and auntie, please take care of this son of a bitch. "

The old man sighed and rushed out.

"Come on, we'll take care of this son of a bitch."

Xue Xinghan is very simple appearance, put a hand to sit on the edge of the bed, and then raised his hand to Li Nanfang a mouth.

The slap in the face was very loud, which scared the mother-in-law who wiped her tears. Li Nanfang heard it clearly, but he could not feel the pain he should have. It was like being lightly brushed by Dogtail grass.

"Can't you feel the pain?"

Xue Xinghan asked him.

"Well, a little bit."

Li Nanfang discovered that when he spoke, he had to work very hard, otherwise he couldn't move his tongue.

"That's right. Well, you deserve it. "

Xue Xinghan didn't swear, as if he would feel uncomfortable all over. Then he reached out and pinched Li Nanfang, and asked, "here, do you feel it?"

Li NanFang's heart beat a little faster, and his face might be red, because Xue Xinghan's pinching is the treasure he used to conquer women. Although it doesn't hurt at all, he can feel it.

This shrew, in front of my mother-in-law's face, pinches my life root, does not know shy?

When Li Nanfang thought like this, he saw his mother-in-law look over there quickly, then lowered her head.

Li Nanfang suddenly understood, grass, I will not be nothing to wear, lying in bed, right?

Xue Xinghan seemed to know what he was thinking, and said with a sneer: "hum, you're right. You're naked now. I'll eat your tofu as much as I want. You don't want to? If you can, roll up and cover it. Tut Tut, son of a bitch. He's not big. He's not small

Li Nanfang closed his eyes and wanted to die.

He can see that in Xue Xinghan's eyes, there is only ridicule, not a bit of shyness when men and women meet each other frankly. He is not as rich as his mother-in-law at all. He is definitely in the mind of a hooligan to deliberately tease him.

Seeing that her son-in-law was dying, her mother-in-law couldn't help persuading old lady Xie: "Xing, Xing Han, don't provoke him. He just woke up from a coma for a few days. Xiaoqiao said that his mood shouldn't go up and down."

"Ha, no wonder they say that mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at her son-in-law, the more happy she is. OK, look at your face. I'll let this son of a bitch go this time. You are a family and I am an outsider. Let's go! "

Xue Xinghan laughs. When he stands up, he grabs Li NanFang's baby and tugs it hard. It seems that he wants to roll off a layer of skin. Then he turns and walks away with his plump buttocks.

Being tossed about by this shrew reminds him that when he was a child, she didn't like to play with him. She was full of envy. It wasn't until she gave birth to two sons for old Xie that she lost this evil taste.

Li Nanfang wants to die, but he wants to cry even more, in front of his mother-in-law, doesn't he?

So is my mother-in-law. You and the shrew look at me naked. It's nothing. I was just like you when you were young. But my mother-in-law is an outsider. Why should you make me a blanket to cover my ugly?

"South, the second elder brother said, you can't wear clothes and cover things if you don't have 800 wounds. Fortunately, you covered your face and didn't get bitten by a snake at that time. "

The mother-in-law said in a low voice, as if she swept her eyes over there quickly. Then she lowered her eyes and said in a low voice, "what's more, if you want to demobilize that place, you should press and massage it with your hands, just like your Aunt Xue. In the past few days when you were unconscious, we all took turns to press and massage you. Fortunately, we are all your elders. No, don't worry too much. "

After a long time, Li Nanfang asked: "why don't you change to someone else?"