When ye Xiaodao called, Li Nanfang was sitting on the overpass of a coastal city, marking the beauties who passed by from time to time.

Li NanFang's criteria for scoring beautiful women are quite vulgar. The first factor is that he requires a big chest. Even if he is not as big as Su yaqi'er, he can't be inferior to min Rou's - the second is his legs.

If a woman doesn't have a pair of legs wrapped around a man's waist like a big white snake, no matter how delicate her face is and how big her chest is, it will still be a pity.

Third, the hips.

In Li NanFang's opinion, a woman can be called a woman only if she has a strong and round buttock. Just like those thin girls who are like chicks at present, their shriveled buttocks don't have two or two pieces of meat. When they bump into a woman from behind, won't they break a man's hip bone?

Women's looks are put last.

As long as a woman's chest is big enough, her legs are long enough, and her buttocks are big enough, her appearance can be ignored. It's better from the back. Now many men like this posture best, isn't it?

It's a pity that Li Nanfang has been sitting here all afternoon. There are few women who can be rated above 90 by him. There are also flower protectors around him. It's in the way.

"What are you doing?"

Every time ye Xiaodao calls Li Nanfang, he shouts as high as he can. It seems that if he doesn't, he doesn't look like a man.

Li Nan Nan moved his mobile phone out a little and said honestly, "sitting on the street, looking at beautiful women."

"How about the quality?"

Ye Xiaodao is interested.

"Very disappointed."

Li Nanfang took a cigarette in his mouth and said in a low voice: "originally, this is a famous beauty city in China. However, influenced by those high-level whores, they are all so thin as hemp sticks, with nose augmentation, eyelid cutting and fake chest wearing. It's better to wear skirts. What makes me sick most is that many men wear thin legged trousers with bare feet and cloth shoes. Nima, these cheap problems are all learned from Bonzi. She is not ashamed of them, but proud of them. If she doesn't talk about them, the more she talks about them, the more angry she gets. By the way, why don't you call me? "

After listening to what he said, ye Xiaodao immediately lost his interest and said in a pretentious and indifferent tone: "let me tell you something bad. Your aunt's big head sticker has been removed from the of platform. What's more, the employer must know that I'm very angry with Dao Yeh, and I'm grinding my knife to kill him, so I quickly dropped $400000 and got off the shelf in a hurry. "

Ignoring Ye Xiaodao's boasting, Li Nanfang immediately logs on to the of killer platform and searches for Yue Zitong's big head post.

As ye Xiaodao said, Yue Zitong's big head is missing from the shelf.

According to the regulations of the of platform, the commission paid by the employer to the platform will not be returned before the prey is killed, and the prey will not be allowed to be listed again in the future.

Every year, the of platform can also receive a huge profit only from the process of employers taking the initiative to get off the shelves.

"Hoo! It's really off the shelf, Wai Rui Gu De

Li Nanfang was relieved and relaxed.

No one is willing to be asked for trouble, especially Li Nanfang, who is most afraid of trouble. It's the best result for employers to take Yue Zitong off the shelves. It's a pity that the five killers who died early will curse their employers with the most vicious language in hell.

When he logged on to the of platform, he didn't hang up. Ye Xiaodao heard his voice with a sigh of relief and asked, "Lao Li, who do you say is going to kill your aunt?"

"Who knows. No matter who he is, I will kill him if I find out later. "

"What if it's a woman?"

"That's enough for her!"

"What if it's an old woman in her sixties?"

"Then take the board and puff her ass, then you can go up again!"

"Go away, why don't you go up?"

"I'm only interested in young women."

"It seems that Dao Ye is controlled by an old woman."

Ye Xiaodao scolded over there and asked, "I heard little bitches say that you are ready to leave your aunt now? Also, how boring it is to live with such an ignorant woman? According to me, you'd better come to foreign countries, let's develop together, and live a good life like Dao Ye. I'm so drunk now, isn't it? As it happens, you also like the Western Ocean horse. It's comfortable to ride. "

When talking about women, ye Xiaodao is energetic. He can talk all afternoon without water.

Li Nanfang was so annoyed with him. After scolding him, he turned off the phone, held the back of his head in his hands, and lay on the steps of the overpass. The girl in the skirt suspected that he was going to take the opportunity to peep. When he passed by, he pressed the skirt with his hands and scolded him for being abnormal. Then he would complain that he had no seed. How could she not open her skirt to have a look.

Yue Zitong's biggest crisis has disappeared with her big head pasted on and off of the platform. In the future, she will no longer be listed. She can work at ease and live her favorite life.

Li NanFang's most important task has also been completed. She only needs to convince her teacher's mother that the man aunt Yue loves now is not him, but the young master Helan. In order to revenge others, she would rather go to bed with long in the sky. I believe that the reasonable teacher's mother will understand him and no longer try to match them

Thinking that from now on, Li Nanfang will be able to live a free life without looking at other people's faces.

After relaxed, but a little empty sense of loss.

It's just like a person who has been used to the heavy load on his shoulders and can walk a long way by jumping the load. One day, he will suddenly unload the load and easily shake off his arms. He will always feel that something is missing.

"In a few days, I'll get used to it."

Li Nanfang murmured to himself, turned over and sat up, took out his mobile phone and began to search nearby places of interest.

Most of his life after the age of 14 has been spent abroad. He has seen pyramids and Stonehenge. On the contrary, he has only seen them on TV.

Since this mission has been successfully completed, there is nothing urgent to do at present. Why don't you take advantage of the time to have a good time? Don't forget that this is a season full of beautiful legs. It complements the beautiful scenery. If you don't know how to enjoy it, it's a crime.

As soon as he thought about it, Li Nanfang quickly decided on his tour route. He went all the way north from here to Qingshan city. He also gave the invitation to Yue Zitong. Under her grateful and complicated eyes, he walked forward smartly to the small mountain village where his teacher's mother lived.

Take good care of your teacher's mother. If you get her sincere consent, you can go abroad. That's when the Dragon returns to the sea, the tiger returns to the mountain, and the bee flies into the hundred flowers garden.

With the goal, Li NanFang's sense of loss immediately disappeared when he unloaded the heavy burden. He stood up and whistled and went to the bus stop.

"Look at this fool. He's poor and sleeps on the overpass. He's so happy. He's really in a good mood."

Li Nanfang heard the girl whispering to her boyfriend when she whistled and passed a couple of little lovers.

Well, sister, actually I have a lot of money.

Li Nanfang sighed in his heart, turned back to the girl who stole a peek at him, and with a very lewd smile, he stepped in front of a fiery red Ferrari convertible, opened the door and got on the bus. With the dumbfounded attention of the young couple, he walked away.

This car was just bought by Su yaqi'er after she went to Mingzhu. She intended to drive it with Li Nanfang, but after a day's fooling around, they had to go back to China, so they had to take advantage of him.

This car is also the fare for Li Nanfang to travel all the way north. He has to rely on this car for the expenses of living, eating and even having an affair on the way up.

He has already talked with a franchised store in China. He has advanced a sum of money from others. When he arrives at Qingshan city while playing, he will spend the money and drive the car directly into the chain store.

He didn't want to be asked about the car before he broke up with Yue Zitong. He wanted to find out why he had a woman outside and complain to his teacher's mother.

As for the cost of traveling north from Qingshan City, Li Nanfang is not worried. He carries the invitation in his arms and sells it to Yue Zitong for 100000 yuan. It's definitely a family price, for she's his aunt's sake.

In the past, when Li Nanfang was abroad, he was so lucky that even if he went to buy a bag of junk food to make do with it, he could meet the beauty who took the initiative to chat up in McDonald's. as long as he met his aesthetic standards, he would immediately go to the hotel to roll the bed.

But now more than 20 days have passed, Li Nanfang Leng has never met any girls.

It's not that I haven't met girls who take the initiative to chat up. After all, men who drive millions of trots are still very attractive when they drink Ramen at the stall.

Some of the girls who took the initiative to chat up were in line with Li NanFang's aesthetic point of view, but he just didn't call, as if there was an invisible hand wringing his ear, which made him politely refuse the beauty and go to Qingshan city as soon as possible.

Whether Li Nanfang is willing or not, he must admit that the owner of the invisible little hand is Yue and Zitong.

He was very disgusted with this little hand, but he couldn't earn it. Until he came to Qingshan City, this inexplicable irritability suddenly disappeared.

At the same time, the money for selling cars disappeared.

Standing at the door of the store, Li Nanfang took out the bank card with a balance of a few yuan. After looking at it, he broke it into pieces and threw it in the garbage can beside him. He patted his buttocks as if he were unloading some heavy load and walked forward facing the setting sun.

All of a sudden, he thought of a word, the wind blows eggshell, money to people's happiness.

The relaxation this time is different from that a few days ago. There is no empty sense of loss. Only when he is full, as if he had no money, can he eat well and sleep well.

When Li NanFang's stomach growled, he finally knew why he liked this feeling, that is, he was cheap.

Don't be blamed by women, clean up, skin will itch that kind of cheap.

"What's so bad about me?"

When he came to a draft beer stand, the smell of kebabs made him feel even more hungry. He swallowed his saliva and began to regret that after lunch, he should not pity a little flower girl and buy all the last three hundred yuan into flowers. Now he has no money for dinner.

"Hey, boy, come here!"

Just as Li Nanfang was looking at the kebab on the oven and swallowing his saliva, he was ready to leave ruthlessly. The chicken crown in front of the small table next to him waved and cried to him.

As soon as Li NanFang's eyes brightened, he immediately realized that the opportunity to eat rice was coming. Because he knew that he was not a good boy when he looked at the clothes on jiguantou's head, he quickly walked over.

Li Nanfang has never felt guilty for eating bad children's rice.