Chapter 23

Name：My Roommate Probably Is Not an Omega Author：Ablfish
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German’s recent mantra, “Will Al get together with me today?”

My recent mantra is, “No.”

Every morning, while I’m standing in front of the bathroom mirror, German will quickly peck on my cheek and said, “Sorry, my mouth slipped.”

I asked him, “If I get together with you, will you let me ‘gong’ you?”

German: “… why?”

Me : “My ‘birdy’4 slipped.”

German : “………………………”

German : “No.”

Everyday after his bath, German will come out from the bathroom with just a bath towel wrapped at his lower body, and then he will ambiguously curved his finger at me, “Come and help me blow my hair.”

Me : “Oh.”

I blew his hair 90 degree directly from the top continuously with the hair dryer and blew him into a ‘Kappa’.

German looked in the mirror : “……………………………”

Before going to bed, German asked me : “Will you have a nightmare tonight? Should I sleep a little bit inside so that you can climb in in the middle of the night?”

I expressionlessly wore my boxer and t-shirt : “No.”

…and then planted this flag that night.

I have forgotten the specifics of that dream, but it seems that I am lurking in the dark and killing people.

…seriously, what am I thinking during the day.

I stared at the darkness for a while and all of a sudden, jumping out of the darkness was another me! ‘I’ was holding a double-edged blade, and ‘my’ eyes were staring at me like a snake, and then I woke up!

Scary! Another dream!! Scared me to death!!

I sat up in bed, and cold sweat covered my back. I climbed down5 to the bathroom, and when I came back, I saw German lying on the bed with a pair of sparkling eyes.

My first reaction was to check if I am still dreaming.

My second reaction was whether German is sleeping with his eyes opened.

Then German blinked.

……scared me to death.

“You had a nightmare?”

I glanced at the darkness, and felt a little embarrassed but still admitted it, “En.”

He leaned in a bit further inside, “Want to come in?”

I hesitated for 3 seconds, “Yes.”

…… I knew something strange might happen later, for example, he might kiss me later. Or another example, both of us might touch each other. Or, help each other mas.tur.ba.te whatnot. This thing will happen to all roommates with good relationship!! It’s very normal!! You young ladies out there don’t think too much!!!!!