Chapter 13

Name：My Roommate Probably Is Not an Omega Author：Ablfish
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Roommate is angry, how to make it right?]

[Roommate was angered by me]

[Roommate is ignoring me]

……

Many times I searched online but the answers I get is always a list of dormitory sisters catfight drama, while the prouder queens1 said that they don’t care for the little bitches, who dares to provoke her she will stuff her ‘lower mouth’ with water2. Struggling with those unwanted results, my mind suddenly twitched and I entered :

[Boyfriend is angry, how to make it right?]

Suddenly, various professional questions and answers immediately popped out, almost drowning me! My virtual pet shook in my smart device and jumped out from the mass of virtual posts, filtering the result with keywords like [Alpha Top] and [Beta Bottom] while shaking its fur.

Me : “…”

Alright, I can’t find any good answer anyway if I change the keywords. These answers are a lot more professional.

[First of all, you have to figure out why you are arguing, and who is wrong.]

Mhmm… should be me ba.

[If you are the wrong party, try to give in. The relationship between Alpha and Beta is no better than AO3. The combination of pheromones will make their relationship closer.]

Alright, give in…. but where did I do wrong actually? Thinking back about it, I didn’t do anything wrong.

[The best way is to ‘PA’4 first. If once can’t do it, then ‘PA’ twice. Man are a type of being that uses their lower body to think.]

Me : “…”

Skipping this step.

[After you have finished ‘PAPAPA-ing’, as long as he still has a little bit of affection for you, you just have to apologize and basically everything will be fine. If the other party is still very cold to you, your relationship might be ending soon, just let it go and be free! Look at the bright side, this old lady don’t care where the ‘massage stick’5 goes.]

Me : “………”

One skip and there are no more advice. What should I do?

Ask for help from Ex-roommate. Ex-roommate thought about it and asked me, “How did he communicate/respond to you recently?”

I replied, “No respond ah. When I talked to him, he always replied with only one word. When I invited him to eat together, he will say he has something to do.”

Ex-roommate : “Still can be fixed. If he is really not interested in you, he will definitely get along with you like his normal friends, and won’t be angry with you.”

That got me secretly feeling delighted

Ex-roommate : “Wait, Al. You really got bent?”

I felt a thump in my heart and immediately explained, “No no no, I just want to reconcile with him. After all, we see each other everyday in the dorm, so it’s not good to be so stiff.”

Ex-roommate : “Alright, you are still a straight man. If, I say if, that is me giving you the last bit of self-respect. If you really like him, express your intention to him, then take the initiative to chase him, you definitely will succeed. But if you still want to maintain a purely friend relationship, the easiest way is to ignore him. He ignores you and you ignores him. After a long time, he naturally will know that you are serious, and will regard you as a good buddy back. After all, he is German Garcia, he don’t have to worry that no one will chase after him.”