Chapter 62

It can't be true. I burst out when I heard about taking off my pants. In that case, wouldn't my identity be exposed? What's the point of running all the way to Shangri La?

"Elder sister, there's nothing in my pants..." I wanted to step back to avoid the search of the black eye bag, but the black eye bag suddenly raised his hand and slapped me in the face.

"Don't talk nonsense! There must be something!" said the black eye bag and planned to check it.

No... I really need help now

"Man, man! He's a man!"

"Man? Man?"

"How is that possible?"

The female robbers looked at each other, and the gloomy woman was frightened. She was stunned and didn't dare to move for a long time.

All I know is, it's over. My identity was exposed again.

After running thousands of kilometers, I didn't expect to be planted here.

I really want to die. I just feel the darkness in front of me. If I go on like this, I'm afraid I'm really dead

But soon, something unexpected happened again.

"He is really a man..."

"My Lord, he is the embodiment of my Lord!"

"He is the Lord!"

I saw several female robbers in front of me whispering, looking at me in fear, and then communicating with each other, they actually knelt down and all knelt in front of me!

"My Lord, spare your life! We don't know that you came... Offended you, damn it..."

All the female robbers, including the gloomy women, knelt down in front of me, and kowtowed in fear to spare their lives!

Little Burton and I both looked silly. They were both very foggy.

At that time, I didn't know that many ethnic minorities in Yunnan believed in gods such as God. In my time, some ethnic minorities in Yunnan were more patriarchal. After the Third World War, men gradually decreased or even became extinct, men's status in some ethnic minority tribes became higher, Men are even worshipped by those minority women as gods and heroes. Their minority tribes even have totem carvings.

Shangri la, where I went, also happens to be a inhabited area of ethnic minorities. Women here have accepted ethnic beliefs since childhood and basically worship men... Therefore, when gloomy women know that I am a man, their faces are all white.

"Lord atonement, we really have no intention of offending!"

"Lord, spare your life!"

"Quack, huh, RIHA..."

The gloomy woman and five or six female robbers all kowtowed their heads desperately, as if they were afraid of me. They kept begging me for mercy and chattered in their mouths. They basically didn't understand me, as if they were the language of ethnic minorities. In short, what I could barely understand was the Lord's forgiveness and atonement.

At that time, I was confused. I hurriedly pulled on my belt, and Xiaobai opened her eyes in surprise to see the female robbers and me.

"Master, what's the matter with them? Why do they call you my master?" Xiaobai asked me stiffly.

At that time, I was also very foggy. I didn't know the situation at once. These women suddenly called me my Lord and asked me to forgive them after seeing my male symbol?

"Master, you call her master?" when the gloomy girl heard Xiaobai call me master, her face was even more frightened.

"Well, the master's name is master..." Xiaobai answered foolishly in the face of the gloomy woman's question.

"Master... Master... Master..." the gloomy girl repeated the name, but her face was more ugly.

"The master is my Lord's servant. She is my Lord's servant... She, she is my Lord's servant!" a female robber cried out in horror, and then the other female robbers were even more flustered. As a result, they all kowtowed to me and Xiaobai desperately, as if they really took me as an immortal.

Although I was surprised by the sudden situation in front of me, I didn't have to be stunned all the time. After Xiaobai and I looked at each other, I soon recovered my mind. I've seen a lot of such stories in the dog blood TV dramas of the 21st century. It's just that a person of a minority with a certain belief meets a character similar to the God or hero they worship, and then mistakenly treats him as an immortal.

Such a plot can be said to be old-fashioned. I really didn't expect to encounter such a thing one day.

Looking at the female robbers kneeling in front of me, I felt relieved. Although the incident happened suddenly, it seemed that they could not rob me again.

I looked at the gloomy girl who was still evil to me just now, but now she knelt in front of me and kowtowed for mercy. Her brain flew around, then tightened her pants, coughed, pretended to be dignified and said:

"Cough... It's good to know that I'm the owner. No one of you is allowed to say anything about me. Do you know?" I was still very guilty when I said that. Although I'm a man, I'm not the owner. I can't even say what ethnic minorities say. It's bad if I help.

Hearing that I finally claimed to be the owner, the gloomy women were even more frightened. She kowtowed a few more heads and said in a hurry:

"Yes, we must keep it secret! We must keep it secret! Our Lord's coming to earth is a secret, and we dare not divulge it! If we disobey our Lord's will, we will break our tongue and die!"

The gloomy woman was so frightened that she couldn't speak smoothly. Putonghua and local dialect were mixed together. She spoke in a hurry and irritable way, but I was at least sure that they wouldn't leak out the secret that I was a man. That's enough.

Gloomy women, their words make me have an inexplicable sense of pride. I looked at the gloomy girl and then said in an aggravated tone:

"Well, that's good. And don't you give me all my things back soon?"

Hearing my order, the gloomy woman turned white again. She hurriedly returned all the money and bank cards she had stolen from me. Then she stumbled on her knees and kept kowtowing.

"The villain offended my Lord and ate the guts of a dog. He didn't mean to rob my Lord's gods. I, I really deserve to die... 10000 times is not enough..."

I took my bank card and money and belongings with a guilty conscience, and my face still kept the original serious appearance. I know the play needs to be very similar.

"It's good to know. I'll spare you this time. If you dare to stop me next time, I must... Let you taste the hell fire!" hell fire is a unique skill in the dream journey to the West. I can't think of any torture to intimidate these women, so I casually pulled a few words to intimidate them.

I didn't expect that they were so frightened by me that they knocked even worse. Even a female robber knelt on the ground and trembled.

"No! No! Please forgive us!"

"My Lord, show mercy!"

"Quack..."

It's funny to look at these female robbers. I thought Xiaobai was stupid enough. Now it seems that someone outside has really responded to the sentence that there is an upper limit and no lower limit of IQ.

"In that case, let's go first. You should do more good deeds and accumulate merit in the future, or I will burn you all to ashes with my anger!" I was a little addicted to playing for a moment, and I dared Duowei to scare them.

"Yes!... our Lord, we will do it... We don't dare rob other people's property anymore..." the gloomy woman hurriedly took the lead to guarantee, full of panic.

"That's good." I was a little proud to see the gloomy girl scared like this by me. Then I took Xiaobai's hand, "let's go."

"Master, this..."

"Go!" I accentuated my tone and squeezed my eyes at Xiaobai.

Xiaobai still didn't recover from such a sudden situation. I winked at her while she wasn't dressed, and then took her and walked quickly. I'd better go as far as possible before I get dressed.

But I only walked a few steps, but my waist was suddenly hugged by someone. I was surprised, and then slowly turned my head, but I found that the gloomy woman hugged my waist, and other female robbers followed.

"Wait, my Lord, you can't go yet!"

The gloomy girl hugged my waist, her eyes were shining, and her expression was very serious and serious.