Level 888 [OP]:

Got teased the whole day today. So angry

Level 889:

Made it just in time [Sofa]

Level 890:

Did the little childhood friend finally launch his attack [Explosively crying with laughter]

Level 894 [OP]:

First, it was in the morning. As it is a Sunday, everyone had the habit of staying in bed longer despite being awake. While I was lying there playing on my phone, he climbed in.

I wanted to kick him down with my whirlwind kick but Old Dai who saw this also proceeded to climb onto another roommates’ bed.

It was as if everything as planned. So aggrieved

Level 896:

HAHAHAHA The assist from the roommate!

Level 897 [OP]:

Laozi used my gaze to warn him not to do anything inappropriate otherwise I would let him know what is called true pain (▼皿▼#)

But unfortunately, my threat was not of much use

As I was lying flat with my legs open, my posture was a little awkward. He fucking used this opportunity to lie on the side, stick one of his arms under me and the other around me and even used one of his legs to press onto my legs. He even tucked his furry head into the crook of my neck

Level 900:

What a wonderful posture!

Level 901

Eh? What is this sudden sweetness?!

Level 902 [OP]:

If I wasn’t concerned about the repair fees, I would have already fucking smashed my phone onto his head.

Level 903:

I think it’s because you’re concerned about him [Snicker] [Snicker]

Level 904:

903 understands. But you shouldn’t poke holes in his lies!

Level 909 [OP]:

At this stage, speaking up was definitely impossible. The position of the two men next to us were even more outrageous but the two of them are steel straight men. If I said anything, it would seem as if I wanted to hide something and raise suspicions. And so, the intelligent me typed a few words onto my phone: “Let go!”

Level 912:

Even though it’s not a paper note, you are still writing notes to each other. Your interaction is too sweet!

Level 913:

Why am I, a single dog, watching these two men feed us dog food [Goodbye] [Goodbye]

Level 916:

I who is planning to pursue someone is silently taking out a notebook and taking notes from the master.

Level 917:

Upstairs please tell us your story!

Level 918 [OP]:

But he just smiled and continued to burrow his head. He even tightened his grip [Black face]

I must’ve really underestimated this guys’ shamelessness

Because soon after that, I felt a hot and soft sensation on my neck which was followed with slight pain. Fucking hell, he actually bit me!

Level 919:

Fuck this is so stimulating!

Level 920:

[Excited.jpg]

Level 923 [OP]:

Even tigers don’t attack cats, why are you treating me as if I won’t retaliate?! Laozi clenched my teeth and delivered a solid hit with my head!

The loud sound of skulls colliding scared Old Dai to the point of dropping his phone.

I felt as if I had given myself a concussion.

Level 924:

OP you really used your head. You must have an iron head.

Level 925:

Rubbing OP’s head. Does it still hurt?

Level 928 [OP reply to Level 925]:

It’s okay. Thank you for your concern.

Level 930 [OP]:

He also clearly felt the pain, but I was not prepared for the way that guy would retaliate.

He fucking pinched my chest!

I won’t say specifically where.

Crying bitter tears

[Pitiful.jpg]

Level 931:

Where OP? It doesn’t hurt to share [Smirk] [Smirk]

Level 932:

OP so pitiful. Everyday getting teased.

Level 934:

Little childhood friend really is a representative of black-bellied gongs.

Level 935 [OP]:

He won. I couldn’t escape. I could only be humiliated and become a body pillow for him to hold for almost an hour.

Level 938 [OP]:

The other roommates later got up and said that they were heading out. We had agreed to all head out together earlier and I waited until he agreed before changing my mind and saying no. I really am a genius [Applause.jpg]

Once they were gone, I slowly got up and looked into the mirror. You mum, there was actually a [X] on my neck

SHIT!

I was fucking forced into wearing a high collared shirt

Level 940:

Wow, planting strawberries!

Level 942:

So aggressive!

Level 943:

What is with this Mary Sue plot? Once again, I shed sour tears.

Level 946 [OP]:

It was probably around noon. They had not left for long and I figured I could do some self-study

I tossed aside the idea of heading to the library since the dorm is very quiet with just me

In the end, as I was listening to music while studying, a pair of devious hands reached from behind me and grabbed onto my neck

I turned around and saw his devious smile

Didn’t you fucking leave?

It wasn’t even an hour so why are you back?!

He then ambiguously rubbed my earlobes and said that he missed me

I….

Why didn’t I know that he could flirt so well before?!

Level 949:

Argh! Please give me such a rare person like this as well!

Level 950:

First it was holding his neck and then it was rubbing the earlobes. These little actions are too cute!

Level 951:

Please get married at this instant!

Level 952 [OP]:

I roughly swatted away his hand and told him to go away and stop bothering Laozi studying

He then actually pointed to his mouth and shamelessly asked me to kiss him first before he would move

Level 953:

Oh heavens this person is flirting but he isn’t flirting with me TvT

Level 956:

Men who are outspoken and good at flirting are scary

Level 960 [OP]:

Who gave him the courage to be so shameless? Laozi had endured for so long and today I am going to show him what it is to be human!

I immediately grabbed onto his collar and threw a punch at his stomach. Go and dream on!

Level 962:

OP so aggressive!

Level 963:

That’s right! Flip it around and top him!

Level 968 [OP]:

It probably was quite painful because he turned around and asked if he had spoiled me too much.

Who wants to be spoiled by you?

Laozi sent another punch but because he had been together for more than ten years, we were familiar with each other’s moves. As I moved to throw my third punch, he grabbed my arm and pressed me down onto the bed.

Level 970:

I feel like OP may need some pills.

Level 972:

Why is my computer screen reflecting such a wretched expression of myself?!

Level 973:

Pig like squeals!!!

Level 975 [OP]:

Before I could resort to my feet, he used his knees to suppress it. At that moment, I could feel that my chrysanthemum is in danger.

Although I had succumbed to him into this position, my tenaciousness would not lose! I glared at him with furiously. The moment he loosens his grip, I would violently bite him!

Level 976:

And then what happened? Don’t tell me you guys fought?

Level 977:

976 please stop with your plot holes!

Level 982 [OP]:

And then he suddenly laughed. He said that he knows that I like him and before I could fucking react he kissed me.

I won’t go into detail about what happened but at the end he bit my tongue

Level 983

Dying from nosebleed!

Level 985:

My god! I feel like OP is just like a little kitten when facing his childhood friend!

Level 986:

Where? He’s clearly a white rabbit [Smirk]

Level 987 [OP]:

My mind was a mess. My god, this bastard is too fucking passionate! I couldn’t help but feel my heart quicken and face blush.

However, this was not his lower limit.

He later pulled me into his lap and said I could study like this. How can I study like this?! At this moment, I yearned for my roommates return.

No matter how straight a straight man can be, they would also be embarrassed in this type of situation!

Level 990:

The key point is that there is a hint of bending already.

Level 991:

Upstairs you are good

Level 995:

What is with this romantic relationship!

Level 998 [OP]:

2D pictures are no longer working. I think I should start watching films instead tonight. Good night everyone.