Chapter 583

"You, why do you look at me with this kind of eyes, my friend, the orientation is normal, don't mess with me! I would rather die than follow! " Yu Hong was Lin Hai to see the heart a burst of hair, hands embrace chest, vigilant said.

"From your sister Lin Hai has a black line. Yu Hong, the boy, is too funny.

However, thinking that he would soon eat such a large lump of cow dung into his mouth, Lin Hai immediately showed a compassionate expression and held Yu Hong's hands in great sorrow.

"Damn it, you have to come. Really, let go, or I'll call it indecent!" Yu Hongli carves exaggeration to call up, causes nearby cloud Huier to giggle.

"Brother, I've found a way to help you connect your meridians." Yu Hong's face was just a smile.

"Really, I tell you, although I am a broad-minded person, I can tolerate the affairs of the world, but if you make fun of this kind of thing again, I will be really angry."

"I'm telling you the truth. I won't tease you!" Lin Hai said, again took out the mobile phone, a bite teeth will take out the Tuo cow dung.

"Your sister's eldest son is really not a thing!" The sticky feeling from the hands, plus a faint smell, made Lin Hai feel a fit of nausea, and he almost scolded the Supreme Master to death!

However, at the thought that Yu Hong was more bitter and would soon eat the cow dung into his stomach, Lin Hai's heart finally balanced some.

"Shit, what the hell?" Yu Hong and Yun hui'er quickly covered their noses and frowned at the unknown objects in Lin Hai's hands.

"Hey, hey." Lin Hai looked at Yu Hong, squinting his eyes, like a wolf grandmother, and handed the cow dung to Yu Hong's eyes. Yu Hong quickly flashed back.

"Man, you're disgusting. Is that cow dung?" Yu Hong immediately recognized it and looked down upon the forest sea.

"Cow dung? What nonsense you are Lin Hai's eyes glared with indignation.

"It's not cow dung. It's the treasure of healing. It's used to cure your meridians!"

Hearing this, Yu Hong grinned and held out a finger, pointing weakly to the black cow dung.

"My friend, when I was three years old, which NIMA family's healing treasure looks like this?"

"This is, this is..." As soon as Lin Hai's eyes turned, he suddenly thought of a word.

"This is the western region elixir, black jade intermittent ointment!"

"Black jade intermittent cream?" Yu Hong can't help a Leng, "how to listen so familiar?"

"Nonsense, can you not be familiar with it? This is from the martial arts novel of grandfather Jin Yong. As long as you read the story of killing the Dragon by relying on heaven", you will know it Lin Hai said with a smile.

"Black jade intermittent ointment, isn't Zhang Wuji treating Yin Li Ting and Yu Daiyan's legs?" Yun hui'er is beside, suddenly a exclamation.

Lin Hai immediately to Yun hui'er to pass an appreciation of the eyes, the critical moment, this little girl will cooperate with ah!

"Hui'er is really well-informed and knows all these secrets!"

"I've heard about your sister! If you've read a martial arts novel, you've seen a lot? " Yu Hong was speechless for a while. At the moment, he also reflected and knew why the name of the black jade intermittent cream was so familiar.

"Brother Yu Hong, I tell you, as long as you eat the black jade intermittent cream, brother will ensure that your meridians will recover immediately!" Lin Hai said with a smile at Yu Hong.

"Why don't you pull it down and coax me with fictional things in the novel? Is it interesting?" Yu Hong turned his mouth directly, and immediately felt that Lin Hai was more unreliable than he was.

"How can it be made up?" Lin Hai eyes a horizontal, "this is really black jade intermittent cream, if you don't believe it, try directly not to know?"

"I don't try, it's disgusting! Try, you try Yu Hong shook his head like a rattle.

"Your sister Lin Hai is speechless for a while, he? This is to cure you, how to ask you the same?

"Good medicine is bitter, brother. Don't you understand such a simple truth?" Lin Hai has no way but to persuade patiently.

"You don't look at the nausea of the drug, but the effect is good. Don't you say that don't look at the advertisement to see the curative effect? Let's not look at the appearance to see the curative effect. I guarantee you don't regret eating it!"

"also, ah, this black jade intermittent cream, but pure natural vegetation essence, does not contain a bit of additives, is a genuine healing holy thing, no side effects, is the necessary medicine for home travel, ah, Hello, please don't go..."

Yu Hong looks at Lin Hai in tears and smiles, and then says goodbye to Lin Hai.

"Man, I've never taken anyone for such a long time. Today I really do. Are you a salesman?"

"Sell your sister!" Lin Hai's face turned black.

"I'll ask you again whether you want to eat or not." Lin Haihu's face is not soft. He is ready to be tough.

"Don't eat, never eat!" Yu Hong shook his head with great determination in his eyes.

"Shit, you forced me!" Lin Hai said, directly stretched out his hands, in Yu Hong has not responded to come over, directly point his MA point."Hello, Hello, what do you want?" Yu Hong immediately realized that his whole body couldn't move, and he couldn't help showing a look of panic.

"What are you doing?" Lin Hai's bad smile, "of course, it's feeding you to take medicine."

With that, Lin Hai pinched Yu Hong's chin and put a large lump of cow dung into Yu Hong's mouth under Yu Hong's frightened eyes.

"Wuwuwuwu..." Yu Hong's eyes were almost protruding. He could not move his whole body. He could only let Lin Hai feed the cow dung in.

"Well, it's hard to feed people and eat excrement!" Until Yu Hong swallowed most of the cow dung, Lin Hai was relieved and said with emotion.

"What? He ate shit? " Yun hui'er in the side, suddenly opened her eyes, a face of disbelief.

And Yu Hong is a burst of muddled force, and then a burst of nausea, almost all vomit out.

"Oh, my gosh, I've got a slip of the tongue!" Lin Hai murmured.

"A slip of the tongue, a slip of the tongue, I mean, it's hard to give medicine to someone!" Lin Hai laughs and explains again and again.

Just, cloud Huier looks at him for a moment, from that shocked small eyes can see, where she will believe Lin Hai's explanation.

Yu Hong, to say nothing of it, at the moment, his eyes glared fiercely at Lin Hai, with incomparable hatred, and almost all of them were about to burst into flames.

"Well, it's estimated that good intentions will not get good rewards. It's all due to the son of a bitch, the Lord!" Lin Hai secretly scolded, looking at Yu Hong's expression, he would hate himself to death!

"Let's untie his acupoints first. In any case, he also means well, and he will understand afterwards." Thinking of this, Lin Hai connected his fingers and untied Yu Hong's acupoints.

"I'll kill you!" As soon as Yu Hong's body moved, he vomited out the cow dung left in his mouth at the first time. Then, with red eyes, he rushed to the forest sea.

"Huier stops and wants to fight. I get out of the car to fight with him!" Lin Hai stopped Yu Hong and said suddenly.

As soon as yunhui'er car stops, Lin Hai pulls Yu Hong down directly, and then stands up with negative hands.

"If you're angry, do it!"

"Hum! How dare you humiliate me? Today, you die or I die! " With that, Yu Hong gave a big drink and rushed to Lin Hai!

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