Chapter 602

Name:Mohist Tang Author:jiang chen yi nu
"This old man!" tie an appeared in front of the sloppy veteran in an instant.

The slovenly veterans felt empty and hurriedly wanted to drill into the crowd. However, they were blocked by a group of noisy veterans and couldn't advance or retreat immediately.

"Second brother Zhang, don't run away! This little brother of Mohism is also kind-hearted. Your head lice has been for many years! It's a great joy to completely eradicate it now!" a group of veterans said happily in the crowd, glad to see the sloppy veterans make a fool of themselves.

Zhang Laoer, a slovenly veteran, glared at a group of bad friends, quickly turned around and smiled, "this little brother of Mohism, I was joking just now. Don't take it to heart?"

"Shh!"

Behind him came bursts of laughter from veterans.

"I'm kidding. Are we kidding you? Even if my young master cut his hair for us, he's kidding." tie an roared.

Zhang's second son suddenly became stiff.

Seeing this, Merton came over, waved Tie'an to step aside, looked at old man Zhang and said gently, "this brother has been married."

"Just like him, who will marry him!" laughed a veteran who knew his roots.

The second Zhang raised his neck and said stubbornly, "why does a big husband have no wife? When I seal the Marquis immediately, what kind of mother do you want?"

Although Zhang Laoer's voice was sonorous and powerful, Merton clearly saw a trace of loneliness in his eyes.

Merton did not expose Zhang Laoer and persuaded him: "That said, I'm afraid there will be no more war in Datang in a short time after the war. Do you want to seal the Marquis immediately? I'm afraid you have to wait many more years. Even if you seal the Marquis immediately, your whole body is full of lice. You think you can enter the Tai Chi hall! I think you want to change your fate, first of all, start by eradicating head lice!"

Zhang Laoer's expression suddenly loosened.

"In a few years, you will grow old. Even if you get a good daughter-in-law, what's the use?" Merton patted Zhang's second son on the shoulder.

"At that time, I'm afraid Zhang's dick will be useless!"

A veteran joked, and the soldiers burst into laughter.

"I've heard that you have gained a lot. There will certainly be a lot of silver rewards this time. It's not easy to find a daughter-in-law if you cure your head lice, dress up clean and tidy, have military skills and rich rewards." Merton encouraged.

"What if I can't find it?" second Zhang said shyly.

Merton smiled at Zhang Laoer and said, "it's up to me! In this way! I personally guarantee you and publish a marriage advertisement for you in Ink magazine. I don't believe you can't find a daughter-in-law."

"Marriage advertisement!" said Zhang Laoer in surprise.

"Even if the whole Tang Dynasty knows that you want to ask for a mother-in-law and tell the world your conditions, the matchmakers of the whole Tang Dynasty are making arrangements for your marriage. If no girl is willing to marry you, I can't help it!" Merton stalled.

The second Zhang's face turned red and said, "if you can't find your daughter-in-law in that way, you don't need to be told by mohou. I, the second Zhang, have no face to face mohou."

He naturally knew that Zhang Laoer was cruel and came to Jibo.

Under the care of Ji Bo, soon, a tall and resolute old man Zhang appeared in front of everyone. In addition, he was very suitable for flat hair. In Merton's opinion, he had the tough style of military Han in later generations.

Morton said, "Tie'an, take out one of your new clothes and change it for old two Zhang."

Tie an took orders and quickly took out a new dress. Zhang Er took it and put it on impolitely.

"Wow!" the soldiers around suddenly exclaimed.

Man depends on clothes, Buddha depends on gold! Ma Laoer is a soldier for many years. He has a natural and strong figure. Coupled with Tie'an's new clothes and refreshing crew cut, the whole person is completely new.

"Zhang Laoer, you are a good boy. If you can't find your daughter-in-law like this, I'll dig out my eyes." a veteran exclaimed on his face.

The other soldiers nodded one after another and looked at the transformed Zhang Er in surprise. At the moment, where is the trace of the former sloppy veteran.

"Thank you, marquis Mo!" the second Zhang couldn't help saying when he saw himself in the bronze mirror.

"Thank me for what, I didn't do anything," said Merton.

"Merton's words are on demand, which is not a second kindness!" said the second Zhang respectfully.

"You've met a noble man this time!" a veteran envied.

"Liu Tiezhu, do you want to marry a daughter-in-law? You've been carrying head lice all the time. I'm afraid it's difficult for you in your life!" second brother Zhang turned his eyes and looked at the veteran who had been laughing at him before.

Veteran Liu Tiezhu saw such a big change in second brother Zhang. As soon as he gritted his teeth, he also came to Jibo.

"Lv Xiaoliu, are you going to go back with head lice? If you infect your mother-in-law, she won't let you go to bed!" Zhang shouted to another veteran.

"I'd rather spend money on treatment than cut my hair!" said the veteran named LV Xiaoliu, who was really unwilling to cut his hair.

Mo Wu felt his flat head and said, "if you want to use medicine to treat head lice, at least 800 words, and it may not be a radical cure."

"800 Wen, I can't save so much money even if I'm a soldier for half a year!" the soldiers smacked their tongue. Their hair should grow long in half a year.

"And not necessarily a radical cure!"

"It certainly can't be cured. Even if you are cured in the military camp, you will soon be infected. I'm afraid you have to cut your hair."

"800 Wen. I've bought enough food for my family for a year."

The soldiers were full of gossip.

LV Xiaoliu broke his fingers and finally came out dejected.

A group of veterans who snorted coldly by the second Zhang said contemptuously, "who else is going to go back and infect the head lice to the mother-in-law and children? You can keep your hair and head lice."

As soon as Zhang's second son's voice fell, many soldiers came out dejected.

Soon, the storm of hair cutting in the whole military camp was ten times faster than infecting head lice. Before, everyone was just as good. Now soldiers who cure head lice began to dislike soldiers with hair and lice on their heads.

In addition, on the one hand, this is a good prescription that can be cured without a penny. On the other hand, it is the head lice that itches and may infect their families. This is not a difficult choice for some responsible soldiers.

Of course, Ji Bo was not busy with so many soldiers. Soon, all shavers and barbers in Lanzhou went to battle.

For three days, the whole military camp was covered with green silk everywhere, and an unprecedented delousing operation was carried out.

Gao Shilian couldn't hide such a big movement in the barracks. After hearing the news, Gao Shilian immediately rushed to the barracks and looked at the soldiers' unique flat heads in the barracks. Gao Shilian couldn't help looking at Morton with a guilty face and gnashing his teeth and said, "ink sacrifice wine! Do you know how much you have caused?"

Gao Shilian finally confirmed that the rumors of Chang'an City were true. Mohist was really a catfish. He would return to Chang'an City in three days. He could stir up such a big storm in just three days.

When Merton heard this, he immediately retorted, "in the eyes of adults Gao, which is better, a clean and hygienic flat headed soldier or a soldier with long hair but full of head lice!"

Gao Shilian immediately concluded that no one wants to spend more time with people with head lice.

Merton looked at the soldiers with flat heads and said in a fixed voice, "these soldiers are meritorious heroes of the Empire. They have sweated and shed blood for the Tang Dynasty. They should not go back and infect their families with head lice. They should not bear these criticisms and treatment."

Gao Shilian struggled in his heart. At the moment, his official position was the highest. He had the power to order to prohibit hair cutting in the army. However, he also came from the war in the late Sui Dynasty. Naturally, he knew how serious the head lice in the army was. Now there are ways to ban head lice, and he can't stop it. "

Gao Shilian took a deep breath and said to him, "this is a soldier's voluntary haircut. I won't say anything more. I'm better here. However, when you return to the court, you'll wait for the memorial of the imperial censor!"

Merton sneered at the speech and said, "I'm afraid those civil servants who are high above are not willing to enter the military camp?"

Merton can imagine that what happened in Lanzhou at the moment may have quickly spread to Chang'an city. It will be a storm waiting for him, but he has no regrets.