"Dandan, I have said many times, don't litter casually, and still throw it in the middle of the road.

Do you know that tomorrow's hard-working sanitation workers have to risk walking to the middle of the road to clean it?

Because for them, unclean cleaning may mean deducting their salary. Some people who sit in the office and blow the air conditioner are so bored that they sweep up the ash within one square meter and weigh it with an electronic scale to see whether it meets the standard.

Life is not easy. We'd better not burden others' lives, understand? "

"Are you pitying them?"

"Oh no, how can I pity them, these stupid, dirty, greedy and selfish bedbugs;

Am I crazy to pity them?

I feel sorry for myself.

Damn it, I spent a hundred years trying to be a normal person, and I found that I really couldn't integrate into their disgusting collective.

I love this city, and I like it very much, so your garbage will destroy the beauty of this city;

Fuck his mother,

I also hate this noisy damn city;

I pity myself;

Because we will walk back and forth from this street at least twice a day. If there is a car accident here tomorrow, I will smell blood when I pass by, I will feel sick and uncomfortable.

Do you understand? "

"OK."

The girl bent down and picked up the box she had just thrown in the middle of the road.

"Very good. You have to have a sense of public morality. You have made progress, Dandan."

The man snapped his fingers with satisfaction. He dragged a suitcase, which looked very light, because it could slide on the road by itself.

Moreover, the box kept shivering, which was equivalent to exerting a driving force on itself.

"I heard that a company was so bored that it made a product, a suitcase that could be driven like a battery car."

"Sounds good."

"Yes, I spent a lot of money to buy a suitcase like this, and then everyone looked at you as a fool at the airport, sitting on the suitcase alone and 'dududududu'"

"At least it sounds more reliable than new energy vehicles."

"You have a point in saying so."

"When will the car you bought be sent for repair?"

"That car is good. I like it very much, especially when opening the door. You can unlock it by scanning the door with your mobile phone. The anti-theft ability is absolutely first-class."

"So when the scan fails, you can't even open the door? You might as well use the key."

"I just said it's very good against theft. You see, I can't even open the door myself, let alone the thief."

"Well, it seems reasonable to say so."

A man and a woman, also in their twenties, are walking side by side on the street in the early morning.

"How long will we stay in Tongcheng?"

"I don't know. Wait for Grandpa's notice."

"It doesn't matter to stay here, but I really hate the feeling of being a nanny."

"Dan Dan, you will make, match, and then become a mother."

"I'm talking about nanny, not mother."

"But in fact, in my opinion, most mothers actually act as nannies."

"I find you are so wise tonight."

"I'm wise every night. Well, in fact, I like this word very much. I remember when I first learned this word, it was still a commendatory word.

But who knows that boring bedbugs will actually make some changes. "

"How much resentment?"

"Grandpa made another cigarette gun the year before last. I thumbed up in front of him. You are so wise."

"And then?"

"I was beaten by grandpa."

"Hehe."

"Don't laugh."

"If Grandpa knew you smoked his cigarette secretly, would he discount your legs?"

"It doesn't matter as long as you don't hit the third leg."

"Wise."

"Come on, Dandan, if we don't meet Grandpa, our life will be very pure. We will live a shameless life without clothes in the forest. You will have a nest, well, nest after nest.

You have to be glad that you are a 'person' now. Well, at least it looks like a person. "

"Why?"

"Because I have always admired people's reproductive ability. They are already very fertile and fertile. Now with the development of their medical conditions, the feeding rate is enough to make other species in the forest envy."

"Are you worrying about the country and the people?"

"Yes, every time I think of this, I worry. I want to go back and smoke a few more cigarettes."

"If Grandpa knows about you..."

"It's all right. According to human society, if you smoke at the age of 16, your father will beat you;

But if you smoke at the age of 26, your father will pass you one when he smokes. "

"You mean you have grown up?"

"Hum, anyway, we don't have any good cigarettes here. Those fates are just people who have a smooth journey. Do you really think it will be effective to smoke them after they are made of tobacco?

From capture to a series of processes, food finally enters our mouths and finally excretes,

Do you know how much of this can be absorbed by us and how much energy is wasted? "

"But you're still smoking. What's the point?"

"Ask the smokers on the street."

The girl glanced at the suitcase beside her, frowned and said:

"Grandpa sent us here this time just for him?"

"He's not the same. Grandpa values him very much, otherwise he wouldn't have gone to get his fine x alone and let baochan hatch."

"It's really different. Everything else is just an illusion, like smoke. It seems to exist, but in fact everything is illusory;

But this,

I can grow up. "

"Therefore, Grandpa attached great importance to him, otherwise he would have left Tongcheng a year and a half ago and put him alone in the pool soaked in water that even you and I looked greedy.

We usually flatter Grandpa, so we can only get one or two pieces of things, but this guy, but in the pool full of that thing, soaked for a year or two.

Grandpa, this is really to raise him as a person, oh no, I want to cultivate him as a person. "

"So he was naughty, full and full, and he was able to run out of the room and wander outside."

"Don't be so angry, especially with Grandpa."

The man said and stretched out his hand to point to the sky,

Continue:

"There are only two of us who can't complain and are the least qualified to complain in this life,

One is the heavenly Father overhead,

Because it can let us continue to blow cows here and walk around the street without worrying about being killed by a sudden thunder;

The other is our grandfather. Otherwise, our bones may have turned to ashes now, and we don't know how to fix a grave when we die. In the future, our children and grandchildren want to find a place to worship

Oh, our children and grandchildren probably don't know what worship is. "

"I just want to go back to Haizi and continue to sleep, not to come to the city just to catch this thing."

"OK, in fact, this is good news, which means that the tobacco leaf has begun to mature, has developed to the point of X impulse, and is not far from being a finished tobacco leaf."

"What's the difference between him? Grandpa values him so much?"

"Although we like to say that all creatures are equal now, in fact, we know best in our hearts that human lives are different, just like the lives of human beings and our beasts, they are born different.

Three years ago, when grandpa came to Tongcheng for the first time, he saw this man. At that time, Grandpa went up to ask for his birthday eight characters. Looking at his face and measuring his characters, Grandpa decided that he belonged to the fate of Longyou shoal.

Like some dynasties of ancient human beings, the early emperors were very unknown before their rise, but they just lacked an opportunity or the time did not come, but their own destiny had long gone beyond the concept of great wealth.

Grandpa left because he had something to do at that time, but he told grandpa that he had frozen Jing X. it was only a year and a half ago that Grandpa arranged everything when he came to Tongcheng again. "

"Oh, I can't feel the difference."

"Although he looks like this now, hiss, I can't say so. At the beginning, my grandfather once told me that this person, looking at the nest, is really a person who can't be judged by his appearance, and has a soaring fate.

This kind of tobacco leaf, as long as it is well raised, grows and lights,

Tut Tut,

Not to say that it can really take its luck,

At least it can taste some flavor and replenish itself. "

"Then why don't you just grab it..."

The man reached out and stopped the woman,

Scolded:

"You all say that the big cigarettes we usually smoke are for smoking. First, the method of directly robbing our good fortune is not something we can get contaminated with. Let alone wait, even grandpa can't directly rob our own good fortune.

Second, we're a little circuitous, and the effect is much worse, but it's better than nothing. The way of Qi is extremely ethereal, that is, Grandpa's level can peep at one or two.

Is there really such a simple thing in this world,

Lock the people who want to plunder in the room and let them sleep in bed,

This gas will be delivered directly? "

"Too abstruse to understand."

"If you don't understand, it's right. I told grandpa a few years earlier than you. You have to learn some things slowly, and then..."

The man stopped talking,

Because he found the door of the store half open.

"Something happened."

A man and a woman rushed into the shop immediately,

I saw the saleswoman lying on the ground who had fainted.

"She fainted." Said the woman.

The man stirred the tip of his nose a few times, and then showed a sneer,

"Still up there!"

The man rushed up the stairs,

Pushed open the iron door of the kitchen,

Just ran to the living room,

I saw Zhou Ze just coming out of the room inside.

The man frowned slightly,

He suddenly felt that the intruder in front of him looked familiar, but he was sure he didn't know the person in front of him,

Immediately pointed to Zhou Ze,

The corners of his mouth smiled and said:

"I don't know whether you are a policeman or someone else, but I'm sorry, this shouldn't be the place you can break into."

Zhou Ze heard the speech,

Wiping his hand with a paper towel, he slowly said:

"Oh? I don't think there are places in Tongcheng where I can't come."

The man laughed,

Avenue:

"That's a beautiful statement,

I hope I can beat you later when your face can kiss your eggs,

You can still say such beautiful words. "

Boss Zhou heard the speech,

Stunned for a moment,

Avenue:

"Good proposal."