Chapter 806

Lawyer an wants to ask when you secretly learned mink language,

Could it be that when I went to find the young lady, you secretly tried to cram in the room?

Is it so true?

However, people have been zombies for hundreds of years, and it is normal to understand some animal languages. There is no lack of strange people who can communicate with animals in ancient records.

Moreover, lawyer an is not interested in communicating with this silly mink.

If you communicate more and are assimilated by the IQ of this silly mink, it will really be more than worth the loss.

They are also pets,

Look at other people's monkey smashing, close to the boss and close to the boss, but is this stupid mink?

Be assigned to the boss as a pet, tut tut.

"We have two choices now. One is to go back to the room and pretend that we don't know anything.

2、 Hurry up to remove the demon guard. "

When he said the second choice, the little boy had a faint disdain in his eyes.

If we say that when he first became a ghost in the past two years, the reason why boss Zhou shot at the little monkey was that at that time, boss Zhou instinctively substituted himself into the identity of "man" and "doctor" in his previous life.

So,

For little boys,

He himself was the target of the "Tao of heaven" to attack, and could be included in the sequence of "demons", so that a "demon" could remove the demon guardian,

It's too unrealistic and difficult.

At ordinary times, in addition to Zhou Ze's orders, he would not wander outside and be his lover with peace of mind.

"All right, go back to bed, go to bed, and wait for the boss to notify. It should be the ticket for tomorrow morning. I think there is a prompt on my mobile phone. Yingying bought the ticket for us."

Lawyer an yawned,

After a fierce battle,

This is the time to lie in bed and think about the universe.

"Pa!"

The little boy closed the door.

No matter what kind of "Devil Dance" this hotel is playing now, as long as that thing doesn't have a funny brain and knocks on the door of this room, lawyer an and the little boy can act as if they didn't see it.

However,

Two people go to bed in less than ten minutes,

Lawyer an hasn't finished his second cigarette yet,

"Dong Dong!"

There was a knock on the door.

Lawyer an shook his head with a faint anger in his eyes. He didn't want to be lazy, but it didn't mean they were timid.

Open the door,

A hungry little brother in a blue uniform stood at the door with a bag,

They look exactly the same as the two meituan takeout boys I saw before.

"Buddy, betrayed the camp so soon?"

Are you hungry? The little brother was stunned for a moment. He couldn't understand it. He lifted the plastic bag and asked:

"Is that your takeout?"

Install,

You continue to install it for me,

Lawyer an's left hand began to slowly fade away.

At this time,

The little boy came over, took the plastic bag, and said:

"Thank you, happy new year."

"Happy new year."

Are you hungry? Brother left,

Lawyer an looked at the little boy sitting beside the bed with a plastic bag and asked:

"The takeout you ordered?"

"Well, the data cable is broken. I bought a charger."

Say,

The little boy opened the package, plugged the charger into the head of the bed, connected his mobile phone and started charging.

Lawyer an closed the door, got into bed, yawned and said:

"That is to say, now people who go in and out of this hotel will become a look?"

"It should be."

The little boy turned on his cell phone,

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"Sorry, the cell phone just ran out of power, and the message came back late."

Lawyer an glanced over secretly, peeped at people's text messages, and asked without morality at all:

"Is this with Lin Ke or with Wang Rui?"

The little boy was silent for a moment and said:

"Sometimes, it's because I don't know that it's more interesting."

"Oh, maybe it's the father who took his daughter's cell phone and sent messages to you."

Wen Yan,

The little boy frowned,

Because he thinks it's not impossible, because Wang Rui's father, the middle-aged man who had a tie with the boss in his last life, even from the perspective of the little boy himself, thinks he is very special.

But think about it,

The little boy shook his head,

"He's not that boring."

"The Chinese cabbage that has not been raised in my own field for a few years is about to be arched. Who can be the father? Can't you see it?"

"You can have more contact with him." The little boy said, "the more you touch, the more interesting you will feel."

"I'm not good at that, tut tut. After returning to Tongcheng this time, I'll take time to go to Shanghai."

"Going to play again?"

"Let me fly. Just like you said, if I stay in the bookstore all day, I will soon become sister-in-law Xianglin."

"Hualala..... Hualala..... Hualala......"

Outside,

The sound of water came,

Like this room, it is standing on the side of a river at this time.

"Does this have sound effects?"

Lawyer an, hey hey, a little,

Avenue:

"I guess a woman's voice should come later."

The little boy glanced at him and said, "the fire is not over yet?"

"Ah."

"Wuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwuwu

The woman's sobs came.

"Da." Lawyer an rang his tongue, proudly stretched out his hand and patted the little boy on the head, and continued, "it's time for her to sing, oh no, it's singing."

Sure enough,

Lawyer an's voice just fell,

The melody of "yiyiya" came from the corridor outside. The female voice was melodious and tactful, which was very touching.

"It's red plum blossom."

Lawyer an explained.

"How can you understand this?" The little boy had an accident.

"No matter what, we were also rich and young in the Republic of China. At that time, there was no other way of entertainment. It was necessary to listen to the play. Find some male or female rouge, hold her (him), and then accept it, just like raising finches."

Two people, one big and one small, lie in bed like this,

There was a chat without a word,

It seems to be doing decomposition for the thing outside the corridor.

"What is she going to do?"

The little boy looked at the time on his cell phone.

"I don't know. Maybe I'm in a good mood today. I want to sing more. For those who love it, this opera is really addictive."

The little boy stretched out his hand, took down a face mask as an ornament on the bedside table, and put it on his face.

This is a red mask, which is a little too big compared with the little boy's head.

"Sichuan Opera is still famous for changing face, isn't it?"

The little boy asked.

"I can't say so. In fact, in the industry, I won't say so, but how to say, for ordinary people who don't know and are familiar with drama but just watch the excitement, changing their faces is indeed the most exciting and eye-catching."

"How did it change? Do you have skills?"

Lawyer an laughed, obviously interested. Most people have the impulse to show their knowledge to the people beside them.

"This is also very simple. In early years, facial makeup was painted on papyrus, not the roll of paper we used to wipe our hips, but the ancient kind of papyrus.

Well, I don't know exactly how to do it or what kind. But now that everyone's conditions are good, silk should be widely used.

It was painted one by one, and then superimposed neatly on the performer's face.

Every face is connected by a silk thread, and the position of the silk thread connection may be placed in the performer's waist or cuff. In short, it depends on personal habits.

Then when you change your face,

According to the change of rhythm and scene,

Pull off the corresponding line,

Then cover it with actions and postures,

This face changing effect is created. "

"That's quite simple."

"It still depends on Kung Fu."

"What's that outside, a more advanced face change? Turn everyone in this hotel into the same face? Do they all look like that man?"

Previously, lawyer an met three takeout boys, all of the same appearance. Obviously, that appearance is the template being used at this time. In fact, they themselves were unaware of it.

"It should be a high-level face change, but let her play. To be honest, this tone is very well handled. It has the feeling when I went to see those famous actors perform.

She just doesn't want to go crazy and kill people up and down the hotel, just let her go. The square dance uncle and aunt disturb the residents, and no one really has a way to manage it. "

The little boy curled his mouth,

She didn't do it,

Then her face,

Is it out of thin air?

"All right, go to bed and catch a plane tomorrow."

"Then you have to take a bath first. It smells bad."

"You smell her perfume, which is the crime of my nose. I shouldn't smell her beauty and wipe everything away to sleep with you."

Lawyer an got out of bed while singing, went to the bathroom, took a shower first, and then walked to the pool platform while wiping his body.

"When does she finish? I want to read for a while. She's a little noisy."

"This is art, understand? Art!

You've lived for hundreds of years. Don't be a rustic man. You have to know how to appreciate elegance. Listen to it. How well they sing, "the story of the red plum blossom" is finished. Now turn to "the cannon pole", tut Tut, gee, gee...... "

Lawyer an hummed, and his colleague took out a facial cleanser and wiped his face, saying at the same time:

"In fact, it's a pity that the old Xu in our bookstore didn't learn singing. How many people can control his small figure, his eyes, and his posture?"

"He doesn't make up and sing, and few can control it."

"So is it."

Lawyer an flushed his face with water and wiped it with a towel,

then,

He was stunned,

Suddenly, he murmured:

"I think people who disturb the residents must be cleaned up by someone, which affects others' rest. It's the most immoral!"

The little boy put down his cell phone and wondered:

"Don't you appreciate elegance?"

"Disturbing elegance is another kind of rudeness!"

Lawyer an angrily walked out of the bathroom,

It's time to open the door,

When I was just washing my face, looking in the mirror, lawyer an suddenly found that,

His originally handsome and tasty face was also changed!

He can't afford it,

It's still shameful!