Zhou Ze sounded funny. The fart child was so powerful;

Especially the man who was in charge of scolding around him licked it so hard.

But if you want to laugh and can't laugh, it's actually quite boring.

The two freshmen were suddenly scolded like this, and suddenly a little confused. They habitually said yes, and then reported to the class territorial waters.

Several students of the student union at the water station are still waiting for Fangfang to go up and carry the water down,

But Fangfang walked back to the medical station and didn't bird them anymore. When she sat down next to Zhou Ze, Fangfang muttered:

"What the hell."

Zhou Ze didn't say anything,

I'm too lazy to say anything,

He went to college, but he was a little special at that time. In his last life, he had too much "bitter hatred", just like the fantasy protagonist on the bookshelf of the bookstore.

After entering the University, Zhou Ze's student union and the society didn't apply for one, but was busy looking for part-time jobs to make money. At that time, he died to lose face, and he didn't apply for the subsidy for poor students. It's reasonable that his qualification is absolutely enough. There's no need to cry poor. He directly said that he was an orphan, and there's no problem growing up in an orphanage.

But I didn't apply.

Later, it was the monitor, deputy monitor and League branch secretary who received the subsidy for poor students in the class.

These students' Union bullied the freshmen who just came in and showed off their official addiction in front of the younger and younger students to see if they dared to play tricks on the old slickers in their junior and senior years?

It's estimated that the flip flops are directly on your face.

Boss Zhou is not the kind of person who goes up against people when they are unhappy,

Although he only met Poseidon last night because he looked ugly,

But if you go to fight against them after fighting against Poseidon,

This is really a tribute to these bedbugs who are crowed by monkeys,

Or defiled Poseidon?

however,

What interested Zhou Ze was the female student in charge of registration in the water station.

The point of interest is not how beautiful she is,

Yes, of course,

It's really beautiful.

Zhou Ze saw it. Behind her, there seemed to be a shadow following her.

Is it dirty?

"I have three or four classes. I'll go first."

The girl seemed to be disgusted with the posturing of several students around her. She put down her things in front of her and directly picked up her cell phone and bag and was ready to leave.

Zhou Ze also took off his white coat and handed it to Fangfang, saying:

"I'm going back."

Go back is to go back, but Zhou Ze followed the girl.

In the spirit that thieves don't leave empty

Oh, no,

It is based on the spirit of the times of being willing to help others,

Zhou Ze thought that since he saw it, he could handle it easily.

If it's a bad thing, you can simply take it away;

If the girl's dead relatives and spirits follow her,

Well,

You have to take it away.

Boss Zhou didn't have the leisure to listen to their parents' sensational stories slowly. He only knew that he had been wandering outside for too long before, and his performance had not risen for a long time.

Zhou Ze has been waiting for the girl to go to a place where there are few people. He is worried that the girl will react when he grabs the thing on her body.

Like screaming,

Or fainted directly,

It's too troublesome to be seen.

Just,

God did not grant what one prayed for,

Girls really go to class,

She walked to the teaching area and entered a ladder classroom on the first floor.

"Tut......"

Zhou Ze stood at the door,

Some hesitation,

College classes are usually two classes together, that is to say, you have to wait two hours to find a chance to make achievements from that girl.

Two hours,

Enough to drink two cups of coffee, read two newspapers, and get back to sleep.

Performance,

Coffee,

Performance,

sofa,

Boss Zhou hesitated a little.

It's almost time for class now. The students are almost in, and the teacher has already walked to the podium.

Zhou Ze shook his head,

forget it,

Come back tomorrow and accept it easily. It seems that it won't be killed suddenly in one day. Zhou Ze can still see this.

"Hey, it's you. I said how your cell phone turned off. I came here specially because I thought you stood me up!"

A male student in Nike Sportswear patted Zhou Ze on the shoulder from behind.

Zhou Ze turned around and looked at him with some doubts,

I know you?

"Come on, come in. I have something else to do here. My girlfriend is still waiting for me outside."

Say,

The male student also drew out a 100 yuan bill,

He stuffed it into Zhou Ze's hand and handed Zhou Ze a note with his name written on it: Gou Shenqing.

What?

Zhou Ze was confused.

"If the teacher does the quiz in class, you can help me do it first, buddy. Then wechat will send you a red envelope. OK, that's it. I'll go first."

Say,

The student ran out.

After being stunned for a while, Zhou Ze realized that he was paying for substitute classes.

Skipping classes, asking students to help sign in or check in, is basically clear to people who have been to university, and even most of them have experienced and practiced.

Zhou Ze remembers that when he was in college, there should have been 120 people in the "Marxist Philosophy" class, a large class classroom, but there were 30 people.

The old professor wore thick reading glasses and took the roll call,

Click on the name and shout "here",

After the roll call,

There are five people "skipping classes".

But now it's more advanced. In the past, roommates were not allowed to help them. Now it has become a substitute industry chain.

incorrect,

Zhou Ze touched his chin,

Then suddenly,

Xu Le is young,

And she looks delicate,

It is also normal to be regarded as a college student,

After all, there are many people who are in a hurry.

Holding a hundred yuan in his hand,

Zhou Ze licked his lips,

Finally, before the teacher announced the class, he walked in.

Who calls himself soft hearted and helpful?

The girl who was noticed by Zhou Ze was sitting in the middle. There was no one next to her. Zhou Ze walked straight over and sat down beside her.

The girl took a special look at Zhou Ze,

Found that Zhou Ze didn't bring a book,

oh

This is not surprising,

It's not surprising to wear slippers and underpants into the classroom in college classes.

But after a while, the girl took another look at Zhou Ze.

Zhou Ze wondered for a moment,

Huh?

Is there a problem?

Unlike students?

Shaoqing,

Zhou Ze took out his mobile phone and put it on the table.

At this moment, the girl nodded and felt that her classmates were normal.

Zhou Ze didn't try to chat up the girl around him,

I didn't even want to ask her if she had been away from home recently or if she had encountered anything unusual,

Catch a ghost and listen to a story,

Boss Zhou has long been tired of listening, and he is too lazy to listen.

After class, find an empty space, pull that thing out and send it to the gate of hell.

"Hello, students, I will give you a class on your advanced physics this semester. Now let's call the roll first. Let's see how many students dare to be absent from the first class!"

Female teacher, menopausal appearance, said roll call, murderous vent.

Roll call all the way,

When it comes to "Gou deep green",

Zhou Ze raised his hand,

Shouted "here".

At the same time, Zhou Ze also knows the girl around him, whose name is "Xu Zhongli".

Roll call ends,

The teacher began his class,

Zhou Ze took out his mobile phone and began to read the news casually.

The girl next to him was chatting and replying to some news. She looked a little confused.

When people are in a mess, they often give dirty things a chance to take advantage of, especially those who have been sneaked up.

Zhou Ze saw the black figure slowly emerging from Xu Zhongli's hair and constantly swimming on the girl, like eating tofu, but not completely.

Of course, only Zhou Ze can see this scene in the whole classroom.

Zhou Ze didn't care and continued to play with his mobile phone.

Let it be a demon,

As long as you don't kill people,

Boss Zhou wouldn't do it at this time.

The female teacher was very tenacious, and the bell rang midway after class, but she just took a sip of water and said, "anyone who wants to go to the bathroom can go at any time, and we'll continue.".

There is no break,

The girl put down her cell phone and lay on the desk, as if sleeping, while the shadow covered her, as if snuggling up to her.

Zhou Ze is a little tired of playing with mobile phones. In his life, his social circle is very narrow, and he basically doesn't play social software, so mobile phones appear to be a bit of a chicken.

Of course, this is also a kind of happiness.

Many people feel a little unusual when writing self introductions;

That is, I don't like making friends, socializing and socializing, and I like being alone.

Well, actually, it's very common. It's laziness.

Zhou Ze put down his cell phone,

He also fell down.

I wanted to squint for a while, but I couldn't sleep without Yingying, but there was nothing else to do.

The teacher is calling the roll to answer the question, which is also a disguised spot check again to prevent someone from not coming back after going to the toilet.

Fortunately,

Gou Shenqing didn't arrive.

however,

It seems that Zhou Ze was lying down beside him,

The shadow on the girl actually reached out to Zhou Ze.

Zhou Ze hesitated for a moment. He wanted to catch the shadow with his nails, but considering so many people in the class, forget it.

Simply sit up again,

Because of Zhou Ze's astringent breath and the role of lawyer an's playing cards, the shadow can't distinguish Zhou Ze's identity, but seeing Zhou Ze suddenly sit up again, its hands retracted again.

The girl seemed to be asleep and did not move.

Wait until the bell rings for the end of the second class,

The girl just sat up,

Subconsciously reached out and wiped the saliva on the corner of his mouth,

Then he secretly glanced at Zhou Ze beside him,

I'm afraid that the boy sitting next to me will see my previous indecent behavior.

"Hoo............."

Zhou Zechang breathed a sigh of relief.

Class is finally over.

Advanced physics classes are really boring. In fact, if you change to human anatomy, the teacher will move a general teacher,

Zhou Ze may be interested in listening.

Okay,

Later, I'll go out with the girls around me, find a time when there are few people, and catch that obscene shadow to fill my achievements,

I also earned 100 yuan,

Class is a little boring,

But it's more comfortable than sitting in the medical station on the playground. At least I can lie down here.

"Students, the teacher now needs a class representative, who can help the teacher call the roll and send and receive homework in the future. I don't know which student is interested in helping the teacher finish the teaching of higher physics this semester.

If there are many people, we can run for election. "

The audience was silent,

No one seems willing to do this,

The teacher is a little embarrassed;

"Ah..."

Zhou Ze suddenly smiled softly,

Then he raised his hand,

Thinking about how Gou Shenqing would look if he knew that he was inexplicably a class representative.

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