Chapter 43

"Let me tell you a joke."

Ding Ning had no choice but to squat beside her and accompany her with a bitter face. It took him a long time to come up with such an idea. Seeing that Xiao Nuo still ignored him, he said to himself:

"The woman said: husband, I want instant noodles. The man said: I'll cook it for you. The woman said: I don't want to eat our brand. The man said: I'll go out and buy it. The woman replied: after cooking, the house is full of instant noodles, which smells terrible. The man sighed and said: I'll take it back for you. The woman said with her mouth: it's not delicious when it's cold. The man said helplessly: let's go out and eat. The woman shook her head: it's too cold outside, and I'm too lazy to go downstairs. The husband is a little angry: what do you want to do? My wife said, "I want instant noodles... That's how men are driven crazy."

"Puff!" I don't know whether Xiao Nuo's smile is too low, or Ding Ning's sad expression is very coke, or that the man in the joke seems to be talking about himself. In short, she did laugh.

"Oh, my God, you don't cry."

Ding Ning was relieved by the amnesty. Coaxing women was more tired than fighting.

"Hum, I'll spare you this time. Next time, I'll cry to death and show you."

Xiao Nuo wiped his tears and gave him a white look. Suddenly, he felt that his expression and words seemed too ambiguous. He turned his head in a panic. When he turned his face again, he was as cold as ice.

Ding Ning was amazed at the speed of changing his face and asked, "are you cold?"

This was a word of concern, but he asked him about the obscene taste. Xiao Nuo's cheeks flushed, grinding his teeth and said fiercely, "what else do you say?"

"Well, when I didn't ask." Ding Ning remembered that other people's trousers were still wet and accidentally touched other people's sensitive places.

In fact, he really didn't think about that, but people thought so. He didn't have any temper. Crying and killing was too cruel and was his nemesis.

Feeling that his paralysis had disappeared and his physical strength had recovered, he nodded and bowed like a waiter to lead the way in front.

Fortunately, there was no fork in the cave. One way down, the cave became wider and wider. Ding Ning had completely overturned the assumption that it was once an air raid shelter.

But if it's an ancient tomb, it's not very similar. So far, he hasn't seen any traces of the tomb, but it's like a huge underground passage.

Xiao Nuo kept shining around with a flashlight to prevent the bat king from another sudden attack. He was also secretly glad that he didn't bet with this man again, otherwise he would be cheated to kiss.

But when she remembered that she still owed him a kiss, she was in a panic. She stole her eyes and looked at his beautiful back, with a strange brilliance in her beautiful eyes.

Without that person, it must be fun to be with him.

Oh, Xiao Nuo, what do you think? He's just a stranger you know by chance. You don't even know his real name.

After today, you won't have any intersection. Forget it!

I don't know why, when she had this idea, her heart was inexplicably sour, and her eyes became a little dark.

Sasha! In the distance came bursts of slight noise.

"No!"

Ding Ning suddenly stopped to drink, and his face became very ugly.

"What's the matter?" Xiao Nuo was worried and didn't pay attention. He bumped into Ding Ning's back.

Ding Ning took her hand in his back and hugged her in his arms, which made her stiff. He thought bitterly that this guy wouldn't want to fulfill his bet at this time.

Well, anyway, this debt will be repaid sooner or later. It doesn't matter whether it's sooner or later. Come if you want to kiss.

Xiao Nuo's face flushed with shame, and there was a faint expectation in his heart.

But unexpectedly, Ding Ning suddenly squatted down, held her ass, separated her legs and let her ride on her shoulder.

Xiao Nuo was so ashamed and angry that he secretly said to himself, how old people they are, they still play the game of riding urine neck, not to mention wet urine neck. It's really embarrassing.

But Ding Ning's next words made her hands and feet cold, and Yinian disappeared: "we were surrounded by a large group of mice. You must be afraid of mice, so you're on my shoulder. I'll carry you. Don't be afraid."

Xiao Nuo's flustered heart miraculously stabilized, and a warm current came into his heart. He asked in a gentle tone he had never seen before: "what do you do?"

"I'm fine. These mice can't help me!"

Ding Ning's words are firm and firm. In fact, he is also getting angry in his heart. With his eyesight, he can already see those mice.

Although he had no dense phobia, tens of thousands of mice gathered together, and his small mung bean eyes flashed strange light in the dark, which still made his scalp numb.

The only thing that relieved him was that these mice were ordinary mice. They couldn't bite through his simulated skin. If they were as powerful as blood sucking bats, he had to turn around and run for his life.

"Grandma, that guy is really evil. He can control not only cats, but also bats and mice. I hope there are no snakes here..."

Ding Ning complained in a low voice, but his face changed before he finished. He wanted to slap himself. This broken mouth is really good but not good.

Speaking of Cao Cao, Cao Cao realized that countless long insects came out of the darkness behind the rats.

Not only snakes, but also spiders, scorpions, centipedes, cockroaches and all kinds of strange insects.

The number is not many, but together, it is the proper Zerg army. Ding Ning is beating drums in his heart. Who is the opponent? Why is it so evil that even insects can control it?

He wanted to turn around and run immediately. He wasn't afraid. These insects couldn't help him. The main reason was that it was so disgusting.

But before he turned around, he found that the way behind him was blocked by those disgusting things.

Especially, he was surrounded by these things. Ding Ning took a deep breath, and regardless of Xiao Nuo, who was stunned, took out a large folding knife and was ready to work hard.

But he soon found that with bursts of urgent whistles, the rats, snakes and insects just surrounded them from a distance, but they didn't attack as he thought. Instead, they twisted restlessly, as if they were resisting something.

Ding Ning's heart moved. It seemed that even if the mysterious man could control these things, he could not control them like a black cat. He could only affect them to a certain extent through sound.

This gave him a trace of schadenfreude. It's better for these things to kill each other.

But his hope soon failed. Although the mysterious man couldn't let them attack himself obediently, they still didn't disperse and surrounded him.

At this time, Ding Ning didn't dare to move. If he stepped on an uncle and aroused public anger, he was not afraid of being disgusted with biological simulation skin, but Xiao Nuo couldn't carry these things.

Think of scorpions, centipedes, tigers and snakes flooding themselves. The picture was so beautiful and gentle that he couldn't help shivering.

"What... What? Are we going to die here?"

Xiao Nuo was trembling all over, and even the atmosphere dared not breathe. His voice trembled and asked.

As a girl, Ding Ning admired her courage for not peeing again when she faced these terrible creatures.

Raised his hand and patted her tight, elastic thigh, "everything has me, don't be afraid!"

"I... I..." Xiao Nuo seemed to want to say something, but he wanted to stop talking again and again.

"What's the matter with you? It's said that if you fart, er, no, you can't fart. Don't break a hole in my neck."

Ding Ning told a vulgar joke to ease her tension.

"I... I want... I want to pee!"

Xiao Nuo was ashamed and angry to death. He blushed into a big red cloth and said like a mosquito.

Ding Ning smiled in dismay. Aunt, are you kidding? Isn't peeing for death at this time?

Now the spirit of the enemies in all directions is in high tension. Once you pee, who dares to say that the sound of water will not attract the attack of these disgusting creatures.

However, he can understand Xiao Nuo's mood at the moment. When the tension and fear reach a certain degree, he will have the feeling of urgent urination, and serious bladder muscle spasm will be out of control, which is commonly known as incontinence.

This makes him extremely embarrassed, but if it is not solved, she can't really incontinent and pee on her neck, can she?

The male protagonist and the beautiful woman are all on a beautiful journey. How can I be the male protagonist? How can I be disgusting?

Ding Ning secretly make complaints about the author's brain hole, but squatting down, he whispered, "tube day tube can't manage to shit and fart, it looks like it can only be solved locally, is it in this urine?"

"Here? How can this work?"

Xiao Nuo blushed and could bleed. She was embarrassed to kill her. She peed in front of a man. Thinking about the picture, she wanted to die.

"Sister, I think you have to practice your courage. You are also the captain of the special police. Our Jianghu children are informal and just pee. If you think you suffer a loss, I'll accompany you."

In order to dispel her scruples, Ding Ning set an example by directly unzipping her pants and began to drain water.

"Ah!"

Xiao Nuo hurriedly turned his head, spat and scolded Ding Ning for being shameless, but strangely felt that he was not so shy.

A famous psychologist once said that if you want a person's behavior not to cause trouble to himself, the best way is to accompany him to make the same mistake.

Although it's not a mistake to pee, it also works in this case.

Although Xiao Nuo didn't know this truth, Ding Ning's behavior obviously let her go a lot. With a red face and back to Ding Ning, she untied her pants and squatted down.

Listening to the sound of the water, Ding Ning felt a crisp itch in his heart. Although he wanted to turn around and peep at the big white ass, he thought his heart was still very pure. He decided to resist this evil idea with great perseverance.

After all, although he is romantic, he is not obscene. Although the two words differ by only one word, the meaning they represent is very different.

Romantic is a kind of character, a kind of demeanor, a style and a sublimation of realm.

Obscenity is the character of thinking with the lower body and doing animal things only by virtue of desire and instinct, which is commonly known as the smelly hooligan.

Xiao Nuo's heart was like beating a drum and her blush could drip water. She never thought that one day she would take off her pants and pee in front of a man. This shyness made her forget her fear and fear.

When she finished, she picked up her pants and lowered her head. She was afraid to see Ding Ning. Ding Ning was considerate and squatted down again to carry her on her shoulder.

This made Xiao Nuo feel a sense of intimacy and familiarity with Ding Ning, or a sense of security and dependence.

The communication between a pair of men and women is from strangers to acquaintances, from acquaintances to acquaintances, and then from acquaintances to love.

For Xiao Nuo, her psychology is very delicate at the moment. Although her acquaintance with Ding Ning is short, even less than a day, she feels like she has known him for countless years.