Chapter 77 - Too Hel!

-- Yo! I had some spare time since my friend decided to take a quick break, so I wrote this. Also, a question to other authors has Webnovel sent you one of those emails saying they want you to sign a contract? They said that if I did, they would open the gift function or something, I don't know. Anyway, the question is, what does the gift function actually do? I know I can gift other authors, but if someone gifts my book do I get money for it or do I just get the power stones? Just curious and hope someone can answer me --

"So uhh you want me to take off my shirt?" I ask pretending to look revolted and disgusted at Odin.

I saw Odin resist the urge to strangle me as his fingers twitched. It was so fun to mess with him "Just so that I can fuse the key with you. Nothing else." He reassures me.

I hear Shisui and Hashirama snicker behind me, causing Odin to twitch even more. But his face remains calm, so I had to give him some props for that.

"So shall we begin?" Odin said and got up from his throne of Gold. I nod slightly giving my consent and lift up my shirt.

Odin stares at the face imprinted onto my ċhėst for a few seconds but decides not to question it.

He walks over to me, and I turn around to let him look at Madaras pale back. Odin places a hand on my back.

A faint buzz could be heard, and I felt an influx of energy in the form of a key enter my body. It was weak compared to Kuramas though so I did not flinch.

Shisui and Hashirama keep switching between looking on in wonder and snickering.

After another twenty seconds, Odin stopped and jerked his hand back, probably from feeling awkward at the constant stares from Hashirama and Shisui. "The direction of Hel should be imprinted into your mind. Go now and do not return until Hela is either dead or has seen her wrongdoings." Odin commanded in a powerful tone, trying to get some face back.

"K. Cya," I said and put my t-shirt back on as I strode out of the hall under the annoyed gaze of Odin.

"Do either of you know how to fly one of these things?" I ask knowing the answer but still hoping. They both shook their heads, meaning no.

"Fine, I guess I will just learn on the fly. With my adaptive body, it should be fine right? It can't be that hard." I said with a reassuring smile which seemed to send shivers down there spines.

"You mean you don't know how to drive it, but you are still going to try and drive that crash device?" Hashirama said warily.

"Its called a spaceship, not a crash device," Shisui tells Hashirama.

"No in his hands, it is called a crash device. Or a weapon of mass destruction." Hashirama says seriously, which puts a tick mark on my forehead.

"Have a little faith in me. I am sure I can drive this thing with a bit of practice. Plus you don't have a choice so get in!" I said herding them both into the spaceship.

"Are you sure?" Shisui says while looking at me for any sign of a lie.

I put on a bright smile which was very unbefitting of Madaras's face causing me to look creepy and ȧssured him, "Yes, of course." This, however, did nothing to calm Shisui down he just shrieked and hid behind one of the seats.

Hashirama refused to get in though. So I had to do a bit of convincing. "If you don't go in right now I will have to use my secret technique," I warned which caused him to shiver.

We drove - I mean flew off into the sunset and lived happily ever after — the end.

"Hey, how long till we get there?" Hashirama asks for the 20th time, but it felt like the 800th. Hashirama was like a little kid in the car and just sat there staring out the window bored.

"Soon," I said, annoyed.

"And now?" He asks, still staring out the window.

"Shut up, or I will make you shut up." I threatened.

"As if you cou- MMMH!" He yelled.

Hashirama was now missing a shoe and a sock. I used the shoe to stick in his mouth and shut him up and the sock to tie his hands together.

Hashirama was a ninja, and usually, it would take them two seconds to get out of it, but he was an idiot. A strong idiot who had never been caught and tied up, so he had no idea how to escape. All he could do was wriggle around on the ground while listening to Shisui laugh at him.

Hashirama had surprisingly resilient socks aswell. Or maybe it was just movie logic doing its things again.

-- Back on Asgard --

"Hey who stole my car? That car cost me thousands of gold! I was going to sell it and live a happy life that way!" One of the warriors three who had just come back from a war meeting yelled angrily gesturing wildly all around him. "I will kill whoever did this!"

-- Back with Aaron --

"By the way how do you know Odin arranged this spaceship for us?" Shisui asked confused.

I was about to open my mouth but then I realized I didn't know. "Well if it was then it's all fine. If not then I caused chaos without meaning too. Kakashi are you proud?"

'Very'

-- Done! My friend should be coming back soon so I will finish now. Anyway, I love how you guys did not even care about my terrible excuse and just asked what game I was playing haha. I won't tell you. Secret. I know I am a bully --