Chapter 34 - Hulk and Abomination

"Jarvis where is the Hulk currently?" I asked my computer AI.

"Currently his whereabouts are unknown, but it is suspected that he is with two scientist's called Samuel Sterns and Elizabeth Ross. They are currently being surrounded by a General called General Ross, who happens to be Elizabeth Ross's father." Jarvis informed me of the precise situation. I needed to wait as I was going to come and save the day.

I had decided instead of taking in the Abomination before he did any damage it would be better just to let him start fighting, and then I come in as Itachi and save the day. I was also planning to hang that over the head of the military and make them owe me.

Then when I stopped the Abomination, I would go and collect sterns. Then I recruit Banner and Ross while blaming threatening general Ross with the incident, and since I had so much public support, I could blame it on the military.

"Ok, that means that there isn't much time left before the Abomination and Leader are created. Jarvis, once I bring Sterns in brainwash and chip him. Then set him to work on making the same thing that happens to his brain be done to mine except without any side effects like his head looking like a watermelon." I told Jarvis.

I Kamui'd into Sterns office and watched him try to destroy the Hulk. I knew it wouldn't work, so I just took a glimpse of Hulk's face and damn he was like a giant muscly booger.

It went exactly like the Incredible Hulk movie where the soon to be Abomination threatened Sterns to turn him into the Abomination.

As the procedure was happening, I watched as the Abomination convulsed on the table. Sterns got knocked down by the Abomination and got some Hulk blood on him. You could see his head bubbling and expanding as screams came from outside.

"Hello, Sterns. My name is Obito Uchiha. You will work for my brother now." I decided to use my villain persona to talk to him as before he is brainwashed. I could not trust him with the truth.

I then Kamui'd into a secret facility. "Jarvis brainwash him when the process is over. Also, perform a brain-scan on him and make sure that you put the chip in the right place as with this guy's messed up head you can't be too sure." I told Jarvis. I was scared that the chip would be placed in the wrong place and kill Sterns.

"Yes, sir." A short reply came, and metal straps came out of the floor slowly and locked themselves around Sterns arms and legs, so he did not try and escape when he woke up. Seeing that everything went well, I teleported into Harlem where the Hulk and Abomination were currently sprinting at each other.

Before anything else happened, I teleported between them while looking like Itachi and wearing Akatsuki clothes.

"Good evening gentleman. It is a fine night, isn't it? Anyway, I was trying to relax, and you guys were making a lot of noise, so I came to ask if you guys could be quieter please that would be appreciated." I said with a straight face.

The Abomination didn't even glance at me, but the Hulk said: "Puny human get out of the way!"

"Mmh and why should I do that? I feel fine right here, thank you. Also, you guy's didn't answer me." I told them a tinge of annoyance coming into my voice.

They ran toward each other, now ignoring me, so I sighed. "Wind Style: One with the Wind Jutsu!"

Suddenly the wind picked up, and I disappeared. The Abomination looked slightly confused but didn't stop his charge.

They jumped toward each other but before they could come into contact strong wind pushed one to the right and the other to the left. They both missed their punches.

The Abomination looked furious, "Worm, where are you? What did you just do? I will smash your skull in!"

I appeared between them again, "Me? Well, that's very rude. Why don't we have a cup of tea instead? I have some lovely herbal tea in my home."

The Hulk just seemed mad as always, but the Abomination seemed very pissed off.

"Now I would appreciate it if you two could stop fighting please," I told them.

They didn't listen and the Abomination just charged toward me while the Hulk charged toward the Abomination.

"Fine if you will be that way. Earth style: Earth Bullets!" I yelled out the last part, and three chunks of earth went flying toward the Abomination. Of course, they weren't just randomly aimed.

"*Caugh* H-help..." The Abomination crumbled as it desperately grabbed at its throat and tried to cough some more.

I had aimed the pieces of stone into his two nostrils and mouth. I effectively cut off its air supply. Why should I fight it head-on when its nose was so tiny it couldn't even fit its massive pinky finger inside it?

The Hulk didn't stop it's charge though and punched the Abomination into the ground. It kept pummeling it while the Abomination did nothing but tried to stick its finger down its own throat and cough up the piece of stone.

After about 2 minutes of that, it fell unconscious. The Hulk didn't stop pummeling it though. "Could you please stop punching it? It's already unconscious."

The Hulk turned toward's me and grunted. "Human strong. Hulk fight strong human!"

I sighed at that. "Fine let me at least get that ugly lizard out of here before I fight you." It just grunted at that.

I snapped my finger's and used Kakashi's long-distance Kamui to suck it into the same place Stern's was. Jarvis knew what to do, and I knew I could trust him, so I left it all up to Jarvis.

"Let's go fight the big green booger!"