'Just give up you have absolutely no talent in Fuinjutsu.' Madara scoffed at me.

'What do you mean all my explosive seals worked?' I asked, annoyed.

'Just because they exploded does not mean they worked.' Madara retorted.

'what do you mean? every time I pushed chakra into them, they exploded?' I asked, confused.

'Yes, which would be suitable for a standard explosive tag but you were making timed explosive tag which should have exploded an hour after they actually did.' Madara said back dryly.

'I still think that they worked perfectly. They exploded what else could you want from an explosive tag?' I said back in a tone as if I was definitely right and no one in the world could tell me differently.

'Ugh, whatever, just stop. Anyway to the thing we all wanted to talk about, that Jerry guy? We had no idea he was there for years, and you just brush it off?' Madara asked warily.

'Well I couldn't do anything else, apparently, no one actually knew his last name or his address. And when Tony rang him, he didn't pick up. Plus I couldn't go searching for him as I have never even seen him.' I asked back.

'Just make sure to keep a watch out, and Orochimaru can you hack into SHIELD? See if they have anything on him or something like his power.' Madara said dryly.

'No problem.' Orochimaru said back.

I had been training my body and Fuinjutsu ever since I got home and was getting ready to leave to Russia for Natasha. I had my clone pack me a bag. I had also decided to do some testing in Kisame's body, and do you know what I found? The guy has two dɨċks... Yup... I didn't know what to say about that, but it sort of makes sense as he was a part shark and you know they have two of them as well...

Jiust felt the need to share that information as I didn't want to talk to Kisame about it and everyone in my head had remained silent about it even the usually talkative Naruto.

"Hey the bag is packed we are ready to go." My clone who transformed into Minato said. He would act as my guardian during this trip as I was technically not old enough to travel alone yet, which bugged me to no end.

"Yea, let's go." Is all I said.

We headed off to an airport I owned. It was the biggest airport in all of America now, and I had invested multiple billions of dollars into it. It wasn't company owned either it came straight out of my bank account. Yup, that's what having 99% shares of an over two trillion dollar company can do.

Since I had no lack of initial funding, I did not need to seek out investors, so I did not sell any of the shares. The 1% was from giving my company general affairs manager 1% as she deserved it. She was a genius at doing paperwork, and she was very reliable. I had often left the company in her hands while I went out to see the world. I had taken a liking to the Himalayas as the air up there was fantastic to train in, and the view was great.

After we boarded the aircraft and got served our drinks by two beautiful ladies. Damn this young body. I didn't really want to use someone else's body to do it either. Except for Kisame's I am going to make good use of his two pėnɨses.

Owe do you guys even know how I look? No? Maybe? Well, I'll tell you anyway. I had black eyes with black hair, an average body with no muscles but also no fat and loved wearing a black leather jacket with a white shirt and black jeans.

After we got there, we headed to a jeep that was parked on the side of the runway. We went in and drove off. About an hour later, we arrived at our destination.

I dispelled my clone. Natasha Romanoff was currently hiding in this abandoned warehouse waiting for a crime boss to meet with a local gang leader. They were doing some illegal weapons deals, and Natasha had been ordered to procure the weapons for Leviathan and kill all criminals.

'I'd wait outside for her, if I were to try to kill everyone while still getting the weapons, I would use miner explosive and then amidst the confusion grab the guns and money then get out of there and blow the rest of the people up.' Danzo said his knowledge of doing illegal deals and ȧssassinations coming in handy.

I waited for about 5 minutes, and it went down pretty close to how Danzo predicted. I caught sight of Natasha running out of the building, and I secretly followed her. As she was about to get into her getaway car I Kamui'd into the seat next to where she was going to sit.

"Wonderful evening for some good explosions is it not?" I asked as if I was seeing an old friend.

She didn't even hesitate to pull out her gun and shoot me, but it just fazed right through my forehead. Her second plan was to stab me, but she just fell through my ċhėst.

"So you are the violent type? I understand having a knife sink into someone as if they were buŧŧer is always satisfying. " I said.

Instead of responding, she just turned around and started running. I guess it will take a lot more than literally having a knife go through me to fluster her.

I Kamui's in front of her and did a short bow as she stopped in her tracks finally starting to get a little rattled. "My name is Obito Uchiha. Now that I have introduced myself, it is only right that you extend me the same courtesy."

In response, she jumped at me going for a leg sweep. I just stood there letting her leg pass through mine. "How rude kid's these days," I said completely ignoring the fact that I was technically still a kid as well.

She still didn't respond instead deciding to throw a smoke bomb she had hidden who knows where. She started running to the left, and naturally, I used my Sharingan to see right through the smoke and Kamui'd right in front of her.

"Ugh just listen to me for a bit. I want to help you." I said a little frustrated.

Having gotten the hint, she stopped in her track knowing she couldn't escape or fight me.

She still refused to talk though, so I did all the talking for her. "I know who you are Natasha and I want to save you and all of those other girls from that disgusting red room." I wasn't exaggerating either, so much wasted talent from making the kids kill each other. If I were them, I would just make them kill some random person who isn't useful.

"Look, I can help you get out of there, and my company will offer you protection, homes, safety, and food over your head. I can also guarantee that no one will try to **** you." I said reassuringly.

She perked up at that, but I wasn't sure if it was because of my offer or because of me knowing that the guards and stuff rȧpėd them there.

She decided to say her first words, "what do you get out of it?"

Smart girl looking for a motive. "I want you to work for me as part of a private mercenary group. No one will be able to touch you then, and I will even pay you, I am friends with the owner of the company after all and trust me when you are the owner of a multi-trillion dollar company people tend to try and stay out of your way."

"Why us?" She questioned further.

"You are already trained, and I can ensure your loyalty towards me if I help you out of a desperate situation," I said, not lying to her in the least.

"That is all I have to say. I will meet you by the north wall tonight at 9 when its dark. Make sure you tell no one." I told her.

"Very well," she said and headed off to her car.

I laughed on the inside at this.

I will use her betrayal to my advantage, though. While they wait for me at the North wall, I will nock out all the other girls in the red room and sneak them out. Then when they realize that they are gone, I will take Natasha in the chaos.

I wouldn't destroy anything though or kill anyone as the girl's very existence was good blackmail material. If I were to reveal what happened to them to the public, it would cause an outrage. I could say that I saved them having my reputation soar while burning their organization to the ground.

I will use the girl's existence to make Leviathon do things for me, and use their connections in the underworld to start making a name for myself and setting up a good information network which is something I will desperately need in this world of chaos. I will bring order to this world but not just any order no I will make this world live under my rules.

This world will not be one of those peaceful havens or a world where the strong eat the weak no it will be a world where the strong help the weak while everyone is subservient to me. Of course, with the significance of this world, it might take hundreds of years to get it under control, but it will all be worth it.

I will bring this universe to its knees and then have it rise under my command. Then I shall use it to make the multiverse mine. And when I am done with that, I shall move on to more Multiverses.

Everything shall be mine.

Oww is that Ice Cream? GIMME!