Chapter 40

Wen Jiaxin: Long Xin, do you know how you got here?

Li Longxin: of course, my mother gave birth to me.

Wen Jiaxin: Yes, we are all born by our mother, but we are not born by our mother.

Li Longxin: How did he get here?

Wen Jiaxin: it's tied!

Li Longxin: tied?

Wen Jiaxin: Well, next, please enjoy the crosstalk "tie the doll", performed by long Aotian and Tan Tian.

When Wen Jiaxin and Li Longxin finished the curtain, the stage was darkened. The two hosts returned to the backstage, and some staff carried props - table, handkerchief, Xingmu, folding fan and two Li Mai. The props are ready, and the lights are on again. Tan Tian is in the front, long Aotian is in the back, and strides onto the stage. Today, the two of them are very happy to wear big red coats.

When the two crosstalk actors stepped onto the stage, the already silent audience suddenly burst into thunderous applause. Many girls exclaimed: "male god, male god!" Tan Tian heard a burst of complacency, heart said dragon brother didn't cheat me. In fact, he didn't know that it was aimed at long Aotian.

They went to the table and bowed first. Long Aotian said, "thank you, thank you for your applause! Thanks for the screams from the beauties, so boys don't join in

There was another round of applause under the stage, and long Aotian said, "Hello, everyone,

I'm long Aotian, a crosstalk actor. "

"Male god, male god, I love you, I want to give you a monkey!" The whole party, almost reached a climax, this seems to be long Aotian's personal special.

Tan Tian stands beside long Aotian and says, "cough, I'm Tan Tian, a crosstalk actor." Tan Tian thought that he had signed up, and there must be a lot of noise. Unexpectedly, when Tan Tian finished his name, the noisy audience suddenly became very quiet. Thousands of people could hear the drop of a needle.

Tan Tian a face black line, ruthlessly looked at a dragon Ao day, meaning to say, dragon Ao day, you wait, I give you endless! In fact, we can't blame long Aotian, we can only blame Tan Tian for being too sorry to the audience.

Looking at this scene, long Aotian didn't dare to laugh. He almost suffered from internal injury. Long Aotian forced himself to smile and said, "thank you for your support. Don't look at my partner's ugly appearance, but they have money at home."

"Yes, I have money at home!" Tan Tian wants to cover up his embarrassment with the lines of cross talk.

"Money is money, but not now."

"Left by the ancestors!"

"Well, his great great great great great grandfather, who was the most popular person around the Empress Dowager of the Qianqing palace."

"Look at the position!"

"With Li Lianying, Cui Yugui, stand up three times!"

"Well, eunuch!"

This is the first burden. It's really loud. There's a burst of laughter under the stage. Crosstalk rehearses in advance according to them, and carries on the good lines step by step. The whole cross talk lasted for 15 minutes, during which laughter continued, and the party reached its peak.

Finally, Tan Tianyi pushed long Aotian and said, "screw you!" Two people bow, step down burst into thunderous applause, there is still a sense of meaning.

At the backstage, Tan Tian takes off his coat and throws it directly at long Aotian“ What's the matter, Tan Tian? "

"What do you say?"

"I don't know. Our crosstalk is not very good!"

"It's very good!"

"Then why are you still angry?"

"Nonsense, said to take me pretend to force me to fly, the results, all show you, I am a clown."

"Yes, you are a clown!" Long Aotian said with a smile.

"You Tan Tian is going mad!

"Go and play! Brother, I'm going to change clothes! " Long Aotian said, into the dressing room, ignore Tan Tian, he has a program.

After the cross talk, there are two singing programs. The singing is OK, but it's hard for them to overcome the atmosphere brought by long Aotian.

After the two songs, Wen Jiaxin and Li Longxin are singing again.

"Jiaxin, how was the crosstalk performance just now?"

"Very good!"

"Do you know what other talents he has?"

"Of course, I know. To tell you something, long Aotian, who just talked about cross talk, is my boyfriend. He can not only talk about cross talk, but also perform storytelling!"

"Well, let's give long Aotian another round of applause, and let him bring us a wonderful Storyteller -" burning pipa. "

Just now, Wen Jiaxin said that long Aotian was his boyfriend's host speech, which he added temporarily. With such an excellent boyfriend, Wen Jiaxin also felt extremely honored. But he didn't know that he had become a public enemy. Ninety eight percent of the girls watching on the stage regard long Aotian as their boyfriends or husbands, and the remaining two percent are gay.

After the host reported the curtain, the staff took the props, which were still the table, handkerchief and Xingmu, but there was no Li Mai. Long Aotian brought his own headset. With the props set, long Aotian stepped onto the stage. This time, he was not wearing a coat, but a white suit, which was particularly conspicuous.

The girl under the stage saw that long Aotian came up again, more handsome than last time, and burst out the scream of "male god, male god". Gao Rui stood up with flowers in his hand, stepped onto the stage and presented them to long Aotian. Long Aotian takes the flowers, gives Gao Rui a hug and kisses him on the forehead.

Under the stage is a burst of scream, hate Wen Jiaxin, hate Gao Rui. Some boys thought to themselves, long Aotian is so brave, his girlfriend is backstage

He kisses other women. He wants to know, this beautiful woman is also the woman of long Aotian, estimated to be mad.

Long Aotian gives the flowers to the backstage staff and returns to the stage for the second time“ Ha ha, dear students, I'm back

"Welcome God, welcome God!"

"Ha ha, thank you for your support! I wish you all a smooth sailing, two dragons take off, three auspicious days open, four seasons safe, five blessings come, six or six good luck, seven stars shine high, eight sides come to wealth, nine or nine concentric, perfect, Pepsi prosperous, thousand things auspicious, all the best

"Well, that's good!"

It's true that long Aotian's Kung Fu is very good. With that, long Aotian began to talk about this piece of "burning Pipa". This section of storytelling is the representative work of Mr. Yuan Kuocheng. It mainly tells the story of Jiang Ziya's failure in business and learning skills. He opened a divination shed outside Chaoge city and was teased by jade Pipa master. Jiang Ziya burned the pipa master with samadhi fire in Jiexing tower. This is a wonderful segment. With the vivid performance of long Aotian, his figure is also very beautiful. People on the stage are fascinated and forget to applaud.

Finally, long Aotian said, "Jiang Ziya looks at his nose with his eyes, looks at his mouth with his nose, and asks his heart with his mouth. He uses samadhi to burn the pipa spirit to death!" Then a beat of wake up wood, the end of the performance. The audience was quiet for three seconds, then thunderous applause broke out. Long Aotian walked off the stage in the applause.

Only the students of grade one and the leaders of the school watched the party

Guide. They all know that long Aotian is the eldest brother of Longmen, and is listed in the blacklist of the school, but they dare not do anything about him. Today, we can see that long Aotian is really a genius of Quyi.

Now these school leaders are right. Long Aotian is really a talent of Quyi. He can not only storytelling and cross talk, but also Allegro, Dagu, Peking Opera, Qinshu, etc.

When long Aotian was studying in Shaolin Temple, his master, abbot baoran, had a radio. I always call him martial arts while listening to quyi programs. At first, long Aotian didn't like to listen, but the master was listening, and he couldn't cover his ears. Slowly, long Aotian fell in love with it. When he was tired of practicing martial arts, he listened to two pieces of crosstalk to relax his mind and relieve his fatigue. What long Aotian likes most is storytelling. Storytelling in storytelling is not only wonderful, but also a lot of truth in life can be learned from it.

Later, while practicing martial arts and listening to quyi programs, long Aotian became familiar with it when he heard more, and he also began to learn to speak. Long Aotian doesn't know anything about music, but he is really gifted in quyi. He has made great achievements in self-study.

One day, a popular family member came to Shaolin Temple. He was a good friend of Abbot baoran and a storyteller. He also studied crosstalk. He also found that long Aotian was gifted in this aspect, so he stayed in Shaolin Temple and trained him systematically. After teaching him for one year, long Aotian's level surpassed that of some famous actors.

The camera goes back to the scene of the party again. Long Aotian goes back backstage, takes off his performance clothes and returns his clothes. Wen Jiaxin is waiting for long Aotian

On seeing that long Aotian came out, he said with a smile, "Aotian, you are so good!"

"Ha ha, my husband can do a lot of things!"

"Well, my husband is the best!"

"Reward your husband!"

Wen Jiaxin looked around and no one noticed. She gave a kiss to long Aotian.

Suddenly, Wen Jiaxin thought of something and asked, "by the way, Aotian, is Qiao Feng at the scene?"

"I don't know. I didn't see him. It should be no longer!"

"You call him quickly and ask him to come to the party. There will be something about him later."

"What?"

"I won't tell you!"

"All right!"

Long Aotian couldn't help it. When he got out of the backstage, he took out his mobile phone and dialed Qiao Feng: "Hello, Qiao Feng, where are you?"

"I'm in Aotian entertainment. I'm collecting information about the Huang family."

"Oh, here are ten minutes. Come to see me in the school auditorium!"

"Ten minutes?"

"Cut the crap and come on!" Long Aotian hangs up and waits for Qiao Feng. Long Aotian is busy preparing for the new year's party these two days, and he doesn't contact Qiao Feng very much. Qiao Feng has been investigating various forces of the Huang family these days. Qiao Feng for Longmen, for long Aotian can be said to be dedicated, in order to find out the Huang family, only sleep two hours.

When Qiao Feng heard that long Aotian had asked him to come to the school auditorium in ten minutes, he thought there was something important. Qiao Feng dare not neglect, three jump two longitudinal to the downstairs, open the door, speed to a high. Along the way, Qiao Feng didn't care about the traffic lights, so he ran straight through. I thought to myself, this is brother Long's car. When something happens, brother long will wipe my ass.

Just ten minutes later, Qiao Feng arrived at a large auditorium“ I wipe it. It's ten minutes! " Long Aotian was a little surprised“ I ran eight red lights all the way“ Oh, no, that's my car“ Brother long, what can I do for you? "“ I don't know Qiao Feng was speechless for a while.