Chapter 149

Let’s be an Adventurer! ~Defeating Dungeons with a Skill Board~ 149

Gossip: Adventurer Thread Summary Blog

About Dungeons [532]

315　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Some guy has this blog called “I’m so lucky that there are Centipedes on the 1st floor!”

316　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Huh? Is that a meme?

317　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Nah it looks kind of serious

318　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Whoa, is he like a total beginner or a complete moron lol

319　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Maybe he’s a beginner

320　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

He’s a crazy dude who believes everything that is on the WIKI

It says there that Centipedes start appearing from the 3rd floor onwards, so he thought he was lucky finding them on the 1st floor

He’s a complete weirdo!

321　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

It’s hard to use that WIKI if you’re not someone who can tell which articles are legit and which are fake lol

322　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Yeah but still

That guy said that he had defeated 100 of them, you know?

323　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Huh? So he’s not a beginner, then?

324　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Dunno

But the blog looks like it was written by a complete beginner

325　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

What’s his name?

326　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

Air

But his writing is kind of shabby so don’t go there expecting much lol

327　Name: Anonymous Adventurer

K, thx

[Escape] Monster Parade Reporting　412 [Must Read]

578　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

A certain moron threw himself into a Monster Parade

579　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

>> 578　May you rest in peace

580　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

It wasn’t me!

There’s this blog post where someone said they’d done that

581　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Wha–!

Is he stupid or something!?

582　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

That’s bs

You can’t just go home after throwing yourself at a Monster Parade and post about it just like that

He must be a liar

583　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

You think he’s a liar?

Sorry to disappoint you

A blogger also happened to be present there as well

584　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

No way

Surely it must have been a Monster Parade of 4 or 5 monsters, right?

585　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

There were at least 100 monsters

586　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

I’ve never heard of this Air guy

But he looks like a total attention seeker

Just ignore him lol

587　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

It’s up to you whether you believe it or not

But I think you should at least read half of his post

After all, even Rankers have trouble dealing with Monster Parades

588　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Is Air the name of the blogger?

I’ll bookmark it later

It might be the alt account of that Ranker who got banned

589　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Ah, that could be the case

I’ll bookmark it too

Please report him if you find anything fishy

590　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

Or rather just report him for false rumours lololol

591　Name: May a Monster Parade hit a normie in the face

>> 586

By the way

I never said I could identify that blogger

How did you know his name?

[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all we’ve got!　132 [Dedicated]

138　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Was Masatsugu the first one to defeat a boss?

139　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What was the reward for that?

140　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What kind of boss was it?

141　Name: Masatsugu★

>> 138　Yeah

>> 139　I don’t quite remember but it was pretty nice

>> 140　It looked like a giant lizard

I’ll go edit the WIKI after posting this

I’ll update my blog later as well so make sure to check it out

142　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

I hope it was nice as cheese is for mice lol

143　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

>> 142　That joke just now earned you a one-way ticket to a Monster Parade

Hope you enjoy it!

144　Name: Masatsugu★

Ah, by the way

Do you know about the masked man who has been working in Sapporo?

145　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What about him?

146　Name: Masatsugu★

He’s getting quite popular these days, huh?

147　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

I haven’t seen him, but what about him?

148　Name: Masatsugu★

I haven’t seen a battle formation and footwork like his before

He’s really good at hiding his presence too

I think he’s really interesting

149　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

To think that even Masatsugu thinks he’s interesting

Just who is that masked man…?

[Stampede] “Narou” Report [Team #30]

512　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We don’t have enough people to cover all of Shinjuku Station’s entrances and exits!

If any of the neighboring cities have people they can spare, please send them in!

513　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We’re heading to Saitama

Please hang on until then

514　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Kanagawa

We’re sorry

We don’t have anyone we can send out at the moment

515　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Chiba

Same here

Monsters are coming out of the ocean

516　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

What about the defense dispatch!?

517　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

It seems they’re still not ready

518　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is terrible…

What about the other cities?

519　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Nagano

Things are relatively stable here

520　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

The situation here in Kagawa is terrible

Noodle factories are being destroyed one after another!!

521　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 520　…Are you okay?

522　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We’re not, dammit!

But we have to do something about it!

523　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Sorry, please keep doing your best

The future of udon noodles depends on you

524　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Yeah

Leave it to us!

525　Name: Masatsugu★

This is Hokkaido

The situation here seems stable

But there seems to be something here

Take care, everyone

526　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 525　Wait what

527　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 525

What are you doing all the way there, Masatsugu…?

528　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

You’re not in Shinjuku!?

This is bad…

I’ll try to send some people to Shinjuku

529　Name: Masatsugu★

I’m sorry, everyone

It won’t take me long

I’ll be back there shortly

530　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 529　Got it

531　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 529　Understood!

Once this is all over, I’m going to ask my girlfriend to marry me!

532　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 531　Wholesome tag!

533　Name: Masatsugu★

Thank you

Come on guys

Let’s save Japan!!

[Stampede] “Narou” Report [Team #165]

773　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Oita

We have safely completed the subjugation of three Stampedes here

774　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

We have finished here in Akita as well

It seems that the Stampede will end if you defeat the boss, as stated on the WIKI

As soon as the boss was defeated, the rest of the monsters disappeared

775　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Really!?

We’ll try that here as well right now

776　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>>> 775　Take care

Has yours emerged from a Dungeon or is it just random?

The levels of those bosses are all over the place, so if you throw yourself at them carelessly you can get yourself killed

By the way, is the boss a rare species?

777　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 776　Got it

But how should we go about it?

The important part of a Stampede is the Monster Parade, right?

If we can’t get past the Monster Parade, we can’t reach the boss, right? Lol

778　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

>> 777　I had to use an alternate route

It would be impossible to hit the boss directly without taking a detour

If you can do that, just change your name to Masatsugu or Bacon lol

779　Name: Masatsugu★

>> 778　But then how should I call myself?

780　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

The man himself!!

How are things going?

781　Name: Masatsugu★

We’re finished here in Sapporo

All safe here of course

Does anyone know how things are in Shinjuku?

I can’t seem to be able to get in touch with Bacon

782　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

This is Saitama

Should we go there and check?

783　Name: Masatsugu★

No, it may be dangerous to go there without knowing the situation

Find someone you can contact for now

But do prepare to return to Tokyo as soon as possible just in case

784　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Understood

I’ll contact you as soon as I can

785　Name: Anonymous Japan Defense Force Team Member

Ok, leave it to us

786　Name: Masatsugu★

@Bacon

Please leave a message

It can be here or on your blog

I’ll wait until tomorrow night for your message

[Performing Dogeza] Stampede Review Meeting Room　13 [With all our strength]

984　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Next time, we definitely need to keep in mind about how defeating the boss makes the Stampede go away

985　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

But how?

Diving into a dungeon in the middle of a Monster Parade is suicide

986　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Maybe we should think this through little by little

It’s a little expensive, but maybe grenades?

987　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

If you do that, the dungeon might get angry

If the dungeon feels that your attacking it, the monsters might get stronger or change in some other ways

988　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yes, you’re right

But what should we do then?

If we just wait outside of the dungeon, the damage is going to get worse

989　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Sorry to interrupt but

There’s something on my mind

990　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Sure

What is it?

991　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Would someone who was struggling to defeat Centipedes a month ago be able to defeat a Werewolf today?

992　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

In his dreams, yes!

But only in his dreams

993　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Well I’m not sure if this guy was dreaming or what

But I found a certain blog post about that

I thought he was probably lying

994　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Maybe you can report it as a lie?

Was he jumping on the Stampede bandwagon? Damn it

But if he’s just an attention seeker then you probably should just ignore him

995　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yeah well that same guy got past a Monster Parade and defeated a boss

996　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Well seriously

A beginner who has trouble fighting Centipedes will need at least a year before he can deal with Werewolves

Maybe half a year if you shut yourself in a dungeon and fight for 10 hours a day

And if you have a floor entirely for yourself then maybe you can make it in even less time?

Every monster is going to be more or less difficult depending on your battle style, though

I can’t say much about winning rates

I’m not sure if they could be considered a dungeon speedrunner or someone who’s just wasting his life away

I wouldn’t do that if it were me

997　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yeah

Looks like its very likely it’s just lies

Because it’s just not normal

998　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Yeah, if you take a moment to think about it, it’s impossible, isn’t it?

I feel like an idiot for taking it seriously and thinking it was cool

999　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

Sorry

But what happened in Shinjuku?

1000　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

>> 999

Please read everything

Shinjuku was destroyed

1001　Name: Anonymous with the most decisive dogeza

No more posts can be added.

Please create a new one to continue this discussion.

[Shrimp & Crab] About Chikaho　89 [Festival]

67　Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

Hey I saw Mr. Masked Man today

68　Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

Mr. Masked who?

69　Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

I think its the guy Masatsugu was talking about

70　Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

>> 69　Details pls

71　Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

He had this bizarre mask

It was the kind of mask that would make you think the one behind it is a dangerous guy

The presence of the mask is very strange despite the guy himself having a very slim presence

It was as if his mask was floating in the air lol

72　Beware frequent encounters with brown bears, deers, and anonymous users

Whoa that’s scary

[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all we’ve got!　157 [Dedicated]

65　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

I found him!

I found that masked man that was mentioned on this other topic

66　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Huh?

What kind of guy is he?

Did you talk to him or something?

67　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

His cursed mask was floating in the air

His back was filled with plants

And his hands were tentacles

68　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Wait, is he a monster?

69　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

He’s not a monster!

He was using an IC card so he can’t be a monster

…Maybe

70　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Don’t chicken out on us now lol

Did you talk to him or not?

71　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

How could I have dared to talk to him!?

He looks really scary you know!?

I’d have mad respect for anyone brave enough to try to talk to him

72　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

So that’s how he is, huh…?

Seems that you need to be at Masatsugu’s level to get close to that guy

73　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

See? So how could I have dared to talk to him lol

[Enjoyers] About Chikaho　70 [Alive!]

110　Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

Breaking news

I found there’s a “Taming” skill

111　Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

No way!

Tell us more!!

112　Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

I don’t know much of the details actually

Just saw a guy taming a monster the other day

113　Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

>> 112　Aw come on

Get more information before you throw a bomb like that

But oh well, I’ve tried to tame monsters myself but haven’t had much luck

Maybe you need some kind of magical item?

114　Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

Who was the tamer?

115　Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

I can’t really say much

I’m afraid he will get me

All I can say is that it was a really scary dude

116　Name: Anonymous that enjoys Chikaho

Could it be…

Mr. Masked Man?

[Crab Soup?] About Chikaho　74 [I want some!]

234　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

I saw Team Aerial coming out of Chikaho

Boy were they messed up

235　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

The Team Aerial?

Were they fighting against a Monster Parade?

236　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Maybe

Dunno if they were trying something

Dunno if they failed at doing something

237　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Maybe both?

Monster Parades are really scary unless you have really good weapons

No matter how strong Team Aerial is

238　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Only Masatsugu has a special weapon strong enough to cut through Monster Parades somewhat safely, right?

And maybe Shigure and Bacon too

239　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Probably yeah

If they have a special weapon then yeah

240　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Wasn’t there someone else who got through a Monster Parade somewhat safely?

241　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Yeah

There was this weirdo who survived a Monster Parade and a Stampede all by himself

242　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Ah

You mean that masked guy?

He was using a short sword, wasn’t he?

It’s a favorable kind of weapon to use in a Monster Parade, but…

I can’t see how can you kill a tough monster with such a small weapon

243　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

>> 242　He’s not just a masked guy

He wears a mask, carries a potato plant on his back, and has tentacles too

244　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

Whoa that’s quite the upgrade!

He’s like a monster now! Ahahaha

245　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

He’s not a monster

He can speak like a human after all!

246　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

There are some monsters who can speak like humans though…

247　Name: Kagemitsu★

Yo

248　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

>> 247　Heyo

Did you manage to defeat the Monster Parade?

249　Name: Kagemitsu★

>> 248

Nah, we were utterly defeated

Luckily we all came out alive with nothing more than a few cuts and bruises

250　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

So you really went there…

But don’t Monster Parades disappear after some time if you leave them be?

Why did you go there?

251　Name: Kagemitsu★

There was a boss

And it seems this one won’t disappear

232　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

No way…

253　Name: Anonymous that searches Chikaho for crabs

So what are you going to do now?

Are all the strong guys heading to Shinjuku?

254　Name: Kagemitsu★

We were wondering if we should just leave it alone for now

By the way

Tell me more about that masked guy with the potato plant and the tentacles

[Monster Parade] About Chikaho　75 [Avoid Them]

54　Name: Kagemitsu★

Hey, if that guy who talked about that adventurer who broke through a Monster Parade on that other thread is here, show yourself!

55　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Huh? What happened?

56　Name: Kagemitsu★

Was that you!?

How dare you lead such a monster to me!?

I thought my heart was going to explode after I saw that thing show up in our team house!!

57　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

>> 56　Damn I nearly spat out my coffee

I’m surprisingly timid it seems

58　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Was he like the rumors said?

59　Name: Kagemitsu★

>> 57

You guys need to take a closer look at him

You see that cursed mask floating in the air approaching you?

Some of my teammates almost peed their pants

>> 58

He was almost as rumored, but he had no tentacles

Instead he had feathers growing from his neck

60　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Feathers lololol

He seems to have undergone some upgrades, huh? Lol

So is that masked man really a monster?

61　Name: Kagemitsu★

Nah, he’s not a monster

You wouldn’t imagine it, but he was actually a very decent person

62　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Are you guys going to tackle that Monster Parade?

I’m curious about how he’s going to defeat monsters with a short sword

I expect a detailed report!

63　Name: Kagemitsu★

Yeah

Leave it to me!

[Monster Parade] About Chikaho　75 [Avoid Them]

211　Name: Kagemitsu★

Heeeeey!

The guy who told me about that adventurer!

Come out wherever you are!

212　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

What happened now…?

213　Name: Kagemitsu★

This guy is a complete handful!

He was hunting nonstop from 9 AM to 18 PM!

214　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

That’s not something I would have expected to hear from the hardcore Kagemitsu

He can go on for 9 hours straight, right?

So it shouldn’t be such a big deal for you

215　Name: Kagemitsu★

Being able to hunt monsters nonstop for 9 hours isn’t a big deal to you?

He was dishing them out one right after the other

216　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

One right after the other, huh…

But didn’t he take any breaks whatsoever?

217　Name: Kagemitsu★

The only breaks he took were whenever he collapsed on the floor out of exhaustion

218　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

Hmm?

Sorry, you lost me a bit there

How many Beroberos did he defeat?

219　Name: Kagemitsu★

>> 218

About 300

220　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

What Monster Parade did you jump into? Lol

Or did you help him out?

221　Name: Kagemitsu★

We haven’t gotten through that Monster Parade yet

I only stood there and watched

I didn’t help out at all

222　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

…Huh?

I was happy to have gotten 50 defeats in a single day

Now I feel like I’m a small fry lol

223　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

I can’t defeat more than 50 a day as well

Tell me, Kagemitsu, is that guy really human?

224　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

I call bs lol

225　Name: Kagemitsu★

>> 223　He must be human

He was eating rations

By the way, Team Aerial’s limit is 150 defeats a day

And that takes all five of us!

We’re all speechless

226　Name: Anonymous that avoids Monster Parades

To leave even the hardcore Kagemitsu speechless

No wonder Masatsugu was interested in him…

[Hardcore Crowd] Going through dungeons with all we’ve got!　216 [Dedicated]

112　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Let’s talk about the masked man who’s been rampaging in Chikaho

113　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Who?

If it’s a topic about Chikaho, start another discussion

114　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

The Monster Parade on Chikaho caused a Stampede

And Team Aerial, led by Kagemitsu, defeated it

115　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

So Team Aerial can defeat Monster Parades now?

That’s amazing

116　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Someone else defeated the Monster Parade

Aerial took care of the boss

But the entire Monster Parade was defeated by a masked guy

117　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

What?

All by himself?

Huh? @[email protected]

118　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Well, Team Aerial and that masked guy were pretty active

The local forum was on fire

119　Name: Masatsugu★

Yo

Now this is an interesting topic

120　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

>> 119

He’s here!

He was alive after all

121　Name: Masatsugu★

Fortunately yes

Of course everyone else is safe as well

122　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Everyone… No way!?

123　Name: Masatsugu★

Even Bacon, who you all love so much haha

Though he’s undergoing some treatment

124　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

He must be pumping up while being on treatment

He got food poisoning for eating mushrooms, right…?

125　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

But it’s great to know that everyone is alive

It took a long time

It’s just like the hero to reclaim both Bacon and Shinjuku!

126　Name: Masatsugu★

>> 125

Sorry

We couldn’t reclaim Shinjuku yet

127　Name: Anonymous Vanguard

Huh?

So you only managed to save Bacon?

128　Name: Masatsugu★

That’s how it turned out in the end

I tried to defeat the Stampede boss, but…

Sorry

I had to run back out so that’s the best I could do