Chapter 303

He Yue and Zhiyuan were asked to say that Mancai sounds like an embarrassing idea for them. However, what they don't know is that Mancai just happens to hit the spot.

They have studied what to perform here since the stage of program planning, and the final conclusion is that everything else is easy to say. It is very difficult to prepare only for rambling, so it must be prepared in advance.

HKT and naimuban's girls are finally thoroughly calculated by them, and it's no surprise that they put forward the demand of acting Mancai.

Of course, they would not agree immediately. They pretended to be in a dilemma and made a face. Then they reluctantly went back to the backstage to discuss the problem of talent.

And the studio side began to rest, until 20 minutes later, the two returned to the front of the stage.

"20 minutes? How is that possible? They should have discussed it before? "

"Maybe the script writer wrote it for them."

"The script writers? It's never going to be fun. "

Script writers of TV stations' major programs often help artists to write short stories. However, the short stories written by script writers are the ideas of predecessors' works which lack novelty. In short, the works are full of craftsmanship. Unlike the artists' own works, they are basically trained in small theatres and form their own unique style.

For the first few layman audience, the difference may not be too big, because old jokes and old ideas are the same for new audiences. For professionals, the creation of funny artists is very different from the participation of script writers, and the old ideas with script writers are almost impossible to be welcomed by professionals.

In the applause, he Yue and Zhiyuan came to the vertical microphone.

"Hello, everyone. She looks like she's exploding. In fact, she likes playing games at home. I'm You're the ugly girl He didn't make complaints about himself after he had made a long pause.

"I haven't said that! Though I think so in my heart He Yue make complaints about it.

Then she said, "we mean yuan and he Yue. Please give me more advice."

Zhiyuan said: "recently, Japan is bidding for the Olympic Games. He Yue, you are a mixture of China and Japan. We were deeply impressed by the Beijing Olympic Games. Do you have any suggestions on Japan's bid for the Olympic Games?"

He Yue said: "suggestions? I have nothing to suggest

"I have one thing to say." It refers to the original way.

"Oh? What do you want to say? " He Yue asked.

"My advice is Prepare more umbrellas in the Olympic Village Refers to the original face to expose the bad smile to say.

"Umbrella? Why? If the Olympic Games are held in Tokyo, will it rain heavily? " He Yue asked.

"Er..."

"But there's no need to prepare an umbrella, is there? Athletes are transported by vehicles. Will they get wet? Are you afraid of getting sick because you don't have an umbrella? Refer to the original mulberry He's a very gentle person. Indeed, if he doesn't take an umbrella, he's easy to get sick. If he gets sick, it's OK. If he causes human life, it's an international dispute. " He yuedao.

"Well You said On the whole, there is no problem. " Zhiyuan had to say.

"I'm also interested in the Olympic Games. Maybe AKB group will help distribute umbrellas. If there are people from Africa or underdeveloped areas, we can even teach them..."

"Well, don't say it! You're 16! Shut up Refers to the original obstruction road.

"What happened at 16! And if I hold the Olympics in 2020, I will be 23 years old! "

"Not 2020, at least not now!"

"What can't be said? Don't forget that I'm very good at basketball! I'm in a hurry to join the National Women's basketball team. Do you believe it!? In the national team, you can use an umbrella, right? "

Zhiyuan is going crazy. It seems that she just made the first joke out of a whim, and the audience was even more surprised. Unexpectedly, he Yue played according to Zhiyuan's words and pulled out so many of them. These speeches are actually no problem for adults. At most, they are a little inferior, but he Yue She's only 16 years old, isn't it too much?

"Well, you don't have to talk about it. What's more, it's an accident! Maurizzo, stop her! Our program is going to be stopped! " Refers to the original panic shouts.

He Yue finally shut up and casually moved the topic to other directions.

two people make complaints about three minutes or so, and the specific content appears to be the original silly and the joy Tucao, but the cleverly ingenious part is that every time the original play is silly, it will be turned to strange places by natural or exotic topics, so that the original will have to follow her rhythm. After the first two times, the original silly play will change. Make complaints about the original, but make complaints about it.

Compared with Chinese cross talk, the rhythm of Mancai is very fast. In three minutes, the two people exchanged attack and defense for many times. First, he Yue didn't understand the meaning of "umbrella" in the original topic, and then she had a very evil conversation without any evidence. Then she changed the topic to the direction of girls.Zhiyuan immediately wanted to put forward several types she hated to be silly, but he Yue made a strange turn. He soon turned the topic to the relationship between men and women, and then involved the child. The child was an illegitimate child or a bear child, so the woman beat the child. Then she saw the woman's mobile phone and proposed to buy one. Finally, she bought a mobile phone and wanted to recommend one to Zhiyuan Matching headphones

This paragraph is even more powerful. Terrier is actually an old terrier that will appear in China in the next few years. At last, he puts forward a request or idea that doesn't matter. However, in his two talents, he Yue shoots like a machine gun with his mouth open, and he is tired of dealing with the principle behind, facing he Yue's divergent thinking She tried her best to follow the rhythm, but it was difficult to deal with the situation. Finally, when he Yue asked her to recommend the earphone, she pointed out that she used the original sentence "buy it yourself!" As a conclusion.

Although the atmosphere in the studio was ignited several times during the performance, the whole studio was dead silent after the two people finished the rambling. Maori held his arms and looked at the two girls behind the vertical microphone with complicated faces. The little idols were dazzled and looked at the backs of the two magical peers, and Saito bird was holding his face There is a trace of Intoxicated?

As for the other side of the studio, I didn't care about the two idols at all.

The camera scanned their faces, which seemed to depict all the expressions in the world.

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