"Silly column!"

It has been some time since Qin huairu married "he Yuzhu". Qin huairu is gradually attracted. In addition to always changing ways to persuade he Yuzhu not to have children, others are really hardworking and virtuous. Anyone has to say that this is a good daughter-in-law.

On this day, "he Yuzhu" brought chicken soup from the canteen and was letting Qin huairu warm it on the stove. He heard someone shouting "silly Zhu" in the yard.

He went out quietly. In the process, he had used his mind to see what had happened - Xu Damao's laying hens had been lost. He was calling the people in the courtyard to be fair. He shouted that it must be "silly Zhu" who stole his old hens.

"He Yuzhu" was called by Liu Guangtian, the son of the second uncle Liu Haizhong. The boy was wearing a sea soul shirt and was stunned. He had the same character as his name. "In broad daylight", he didn't dare to do anything when he came up.

"He Yuzhu" was slightly surprised. He recalled the plot of the original work and looked at the three children - Xiaodang and Huaihua, who were ignorant and didn't know what had happened.

Stick terrier's hands and mouth are full of traces of oil spray that he tries to wipe clean. He is biting his teeth and staring at him.

Under the earnest instruction of Jia and Zhang, the potential of the white eyed wolf was initially revealed. He must have eaten the old hen of Xu Damao's family.

In the original work, he also took Xiaodang and Huaihua's two sisters. Now he may feel that Xiaodang and Huaihua are close to he Yuzhu and are traitors, so they didn't give them delicious food.

Jia Zhang's body smelled a little oily - if the old woman was not selfish and greedy, she couldn't grow a face full of flesh. She was stunned by the "filial piety" of accepting the stick stem.

At present, Jia Zhang's family and stick stem are concentric, obviously "the upper beam is not right and the lower beam is crooked".

"Just in time, it's time for the education stick to correct the family style."

"He Yuzhu" didn't panic, but thought like this - he's not the silly column who came out to take the blame for stick stem in the original book. Now Qin huairu's calculation has basically failed, leaving only one to have a child, and she can't help it.

Jia Zhangshi is such a disgusting person. She trained stick Terrier into a white eyed wolf. She will have to teach him a lesson sooner or later.

Now is a good opportunity to teach a lesson - it is meaningless to make any family ugliness known. They did not regard "he Yuzhu" as their family, nor did "he Yuzhu" regard them as their family members.

We have to get rid of their problems and let them be obedient, so as to relieve he Yuzhu and give him a happy ending.

"He Yuzhu" walked out of the door carelessly and glanced at Liu Guangtian, Lou Xiaoe with red cheeks and scattered hair, the first uncle, the second uncle and the third uncle, and Xu Damao who looked good. At this time, he was pointing to his own Xu Damao.

"It's him who stole the old hen that laid eggs in our house! You see, there is still chicken soup squatting in his house! " Cried Xu Damao.

"He Yuzhu" sneered: "Xu Damao, are you talking or farting? Does chicken soup in my house have something to do with your old hen? There are three children in my family. Do you have them in your family? Did you come from your house? "

Xu Damao was furious when he heard the speech. This silly column obviously mocked that there were no children in his family!

First, he gave Lou Xiaoe a fierce stare: if this woman didn't just beat and scream and don't lay eggs, would I be laughed at by silly column in public? I have to beat you when I go back. I have to beat you so that you can't stay. Divorce me so that I can find someone who can have children!

"Silly column, don't talk nonsense to me! I asked you, "where did you get the chicken you ate today?"

"Where did you get it? I ate it..." he Yuzhu said lazily, "what are you dissatisfied with? If you're not satisfied, hold it for me. If I want to drink chicken soup, I'll drink chicken soup. My daughter-in-law is getting pregnant. I'll mend her body and give birth to a fat boy next year. Can you manage it? "

I'm on a horse... And I don't have children! Do I make you so happy without children?

Xu Damao was so angry that he felt stuffy in his chest that he almost closed it in one breath - if he couldn't beat this stupid column, he had to tear up his poisonous mouth!

"Silly column, listen to me." Xu Damao clenched his teeth and shouted, "this hen is the most precious thing in my family. She lays eggs for my family every day. An egg can't be bought for a few cents now, you know."

"If you give me such an old hen who lays eggs, it's not over!"

Liu Haizhong, the second eldest uncle on one side, with a stomach and double chin and a leadership style, tried to make his voice slow and orderly: "silly column, you still explain what's going on. If you really eat his chicken, it's nothing. They are all neighbors of a quadrangle courtyard. Just compensate him. "

"If you don't eat it, you have to make it clear what's going on with the chicken soup. You have to give Da Mao an explanation so that everyone can see clearly, don't you think? "

"He Yuzhu" ignored him and looked at an uncle.

The first uncle had no other idea: "just talk about the pillar."

"He Yuzhu" smiled and said, "OK, everyone wants to know what's going on. I'll tell you. The chicken soup in my house is not from Xu Damao's family. Huairu, bring the chicken soup... "

With these words, Qin huairu brought the chicken soup. "He Yuzhu" picked up the chicken head with chopsticks and revealed the big chicken crown - it was a big cock.

Xu Damao suddenly felt like a deflated ball: "ah? How is it a rooster? What about my old hen? "

Everyone was also curious - he Yuzhu's stew was actually a big cock. Of course, Xu Damao found the wrong person. Where did the old hen laying eggs in Xu Damao's family go?

"He Yuzhu" smiled and motioned qinhuairu to take the chicken soup back, which made everyone in the courtyard swallow saliva. It's not easy to see some meat in these days. Who doesn't crave meat except an uncle and a deaf old lady?

"Xu Damao, how much can your old hen be worth?"“ He Yuzhu asked.

Xu Damao didn't want to talk to him. He looked suspiciously at every family in the courtyard. Who stole my old hen?

"If you had known it would be lost today, would you have to sell ten or eight pieces of land quickly?"“ He Yuzhu asked again.

"If I had known it would be lost, I would have sold it for five fucking dollars!" Xu Damao clenched his teeth and said, "who the fuck stole it? Lou Xiaoe, start swearing at me! "

Lou Xiaoe was stunned and Zhang didn't open her mouth - she could be a little spicy, but if she scolded the street with dirty words, she really couldn't catch up. She was born a rich lady, and her own quality cultivation also made it impossible for her to do such a thing.

"What the fuck can you do? Lou Xiaoe, it's really bad luck for me to marry you! "

Xu Damao yelled and scolded.

At this time, "he Yuzhu" reached out and handed over five yuan, smiled and said, "everyone heard what Xu Damao said. Five yuan sold his old hen to me!"

Everyone was stunned. An uncle asked strangely, "pillar, what are you doing? Your house is stewed with a big cock. How can you give Xu Damao the money for the old hen? "

Xu Damao also didn't understand for a while. He stretched out his hand and grabbed the five yuan: "what else can I do? Stupid pillar is stupid pillar. I won't give you back the money -"

As he was saying this, he suddenly responded, "silly column, are you fucking hiding my old hen there? Why the fuck are you so damaged? "

"That's what I said just now, isn't it!"

"He Yuzhu" smiled at the speech: "I haven't seen your old hen, but I know what's going on. So if you open the price, I'll buy the old hen. The next thing is our family affairs. Don't follow the coax and chatter. "

The crowd was more confused and didn't understand what was going on.

Xu Damao didn't understand much, but he Yuzhu repeatedly stressed that "the old hen of Xu Damao's family has been bought by him with money". The first uncle also nodded and everyone recognized it.

Including Xu Damao, there is still a sense of anger in his heart, but careful measurement: it seems that he Yuzhu really ate the old hen, and he can't do anything. After all, he can't beat him. It's unlikely that the three men in the courtyard will let he Yuzhu stay at the security office and the police station. These are all the things of the neighbors.

Taking back five yuan is indeed a loss of at least five or six yuan, but it is much better than no compensation at all.

In addition, silly Zhu spent money to buy the old hen. He had never seen the old hen himself and kept saying that it was his family business.

What the hell is going on?