13 Hey little dragon I'll call you toothless

So mother has left to take down a dragon which is cool. I mean who wouldn't want have dragon slayer off their books. As you know I usually write in you (diary) stuff about history and culture but today I will jot down all my issues I have been having. You see every day mom gives me a bath in the morning. I cant take one alone because my body will sink... a water mage will sink in the water what kind of ...But the issue is moms body is gorgeous and the way she touches me... she knows what shes doing. She is a son-con.

then there's the maids and servants and the knights and shadows is it just me or is all the woman in this world hot. This is too much I'm lucky I am 3, but my little brother is bigger than some men the future is going to be rough once I go through puberty.

This is a secret thats why I'm writing this in language from back home but, this is way too much for someone who's a huge otaku. I'm into all the fetish of a otaku and it pains me when a person doesn't follow it. I am into incest no Love incest. some of my favories were Kiss x sis, Aki Sora. something about forbidden love is ... then theres maids but the issue here they dont have maid outfits I have to fix that. he Zettai Ryouiki, oh yeah big breasted girls or and loli they are needed but I also want a big breasted loli the insane haha. or a loli hag kind of like that girl from tenchi. I also love Yanderes you maybe asking why I like them even through they killed me but something about A yandere love of their sweetheart so much that they will likely try to kill them, and their dual "cute x homicidal" my favorite is Yuno from future diaries actually I love all the dere types. I of course as a otaku want a harem. I bet your wondering why I didn't sleep with my girlfriend before when I had the chance.. well truth is I was scared ok. I dont know how to have sex i mean is there lessons what if I do it wrong I heard girls talking in school about their first was so bad and their boyfriends were inside the school so the girls used to laugh at them behind his back... also what if I'm a fast shooter or I have ED do I have ED? See theres lots of reasons ...ok I was nervious but I was a virgin but no longer am I a virgin I have lost my innocent (Troy a three year old who in past life was raped to death wrote)

So the reason I'm leaving is one to get out the house its too much of a pain to stay and train i need my freedom! ohh I cant lie to you diary. The reason I'm leaving is I hear theres monster girls in this world! well they aren't called monster girls but they have like snake women, horse girls or what what if theirs a vampire girl! there are tons of hot vampire girls my three favorite are Mina Tepes, Evangeline A.K. McDowell and of course Shinobu Oshino they can change from a cute loli to a hot booblious body. or Dragon Girls like Eco from Dragonar Academy andTear Lightning from Unlimited Fafnir.. Oh I got to go now. I'll write more later.

As troy looked around he first looked out the door to see if he sees anyone. He then grabs his cantina and puts it on his self along with his sword and sneaks around.

"shadow clone jutsu (fake cant do it) good haha with this I shall sneak around.

Troy walks around acting like a ninja. Sometimes sprouting nonsense. Troy didnt realize he was being followed...

"ha no one caught on to my genius escape" troy said loudly troy then takes out a map and looks at it ok so after I go over this wall I go this way then go this way to lead me to the forest. wall walking jutsu " troy then tried to wall climb but fell down" ouch" tears forming" I need more training" he then just pushed himself up "Tracy used her wind magic to push him up on the wall. troy didnt notice.

"Yes I did it, I'm a super genius" 'cute tracy thought as she watched him pose'

troy then used the water in his cantina water and water bending to form a slide down the wall.'why didn't his highness do that to climb the wall'

As troy was going through the forest every time he see a monster he would first try to fight it but if he lost he would run away fast. Tracy being the only guard following him killed the creatures who had him run away' you dear make his highness run you don't deserve to live any longer'

troy then saw a couple human attacking a little dragon.

"haha with this rare dragon I can live comfortable for the rest of my life" Poacher Boss

"yeah boss she can be sold for tons of gold" Poacher 2

"but shouldn't we be careful what if there are Elves around" Poacher 3 said

"don't worry shes fighting a bahamut right now... but if she was around I'd show her some of my skills... in the bedroom

""HAHA boss your too funny"" then the felt s a huge killing intent

"Ohh the three stooges have the gaw to think about my mother like that

"N-NO oh your just a kid I'll make you regret trying to act big. Get them boys" both they didn't do anything or say anything the poacher turned around and saw both of them frozen except their faces.

"oh they kind of looked warm so I [cooled them off. " fear the poacher was doing this for years but a kid less than 5 is going to stop him "I dont think so , he grabs his sword and runs to troy but when he swung his sword nothing happen then he looked at his hands and both his arm were gone and he screamed. Troy ignored them and went to the dragon

"hey little dragon I know its been scary but I am here to help you

the dragon just stared at him

"Oh I guess you might be a low ranked but my name is Troy Galadriel from now on your name is toothless " then the dragoned glowed and turned to a naked girl his age and glared at him

"whos a low rank your moms a low rank. and my name is Nina Drango not toothless I have all my teeth see she shows all her teeth

Troy eyes sparkled and looked at her first he kiss her on the lips and as she showed her teeth then he went down on one knee and said

"nina I want you to be mine he grabbed her arms and kissed it. Nina went completely red and passed out. so did tracy. Troy mind was runing like crazy and thinking to think I meet nina from Shingeki no Bahamut...wait does that mean Amira here or

"FAVAROOO" Troy shotted the iconic Favaro yell he laughed then went to pick up nina. he princess carried her then he saw tracy passed out...

"Tracy? I guess you need to learn to hold your alcohol what if some guy comes up and does something while your out like that... KIDS these days" Troy shakes his head and carries her on his back....after he removes the weights he has on his body.

As troy is approcing the castle some of the guards look at him. both girls are passed out breathing funny and are completely red... troy brings back to his room and finally realize

"wait is this considered kidnapping. have I become what i hate...