Lu Benwei is in a daze as he looks at the screen in the dark studio.

Shark's server is down!

But Cui Jingxiu's studio is not the only one with a black screen. The studio of other anchors is also suffering from a black screen!

But Lu Benwei's mind is not on the server, but on boring brother.

Lu Benwei, as a big anchor with a hanging silk background, usually also likes to read online novels. His favorite book is Tianchan Tudou's fight against the sky. He always boasts of Xiao Yan, but it's a pity that he doesn't have any rings and there's no grandfather in the rings.

Lu Benwei has a deep memory of the sentence "don't bully the poor youth for 30 years in Hedong and Hexi". Originally, this sentence was used on Lu Benwei himself, but he didn't expect that he had become a snob to bully the boring brother "the poor youth"! As a result, bored brother suddenly became the God hero among the God heroes. Lu Benwei felt that he pulled his pants!

Having offended such a hero, Lu Benwei felt that he was going to be cool.

But Lu Benwei B has been installed, and it's not easy to take it back.

What should I do?

What should I do?

Online and so on, very urgent!

Lu Benwei even wants to ask Zhihu what to do, but he is not convenient to ask Zhihu when he is in Zhihu Da V certification. If someone sees the clue, he will lose his face.

So Lu Benwei decided to consult an old man in the industry.

There are many kinds of anchors. Lu Benwei is the anchor of the game.

There are also some anchors who are engaged in music. Some of them have some works, such as "stealing the general" and "fairy tale town". They are all very popular and have a certain degree of popularity.

However, among these music anchors, there is a kind of wonderful anchor, called shoumai anchor, which is actually the Internet version of rat noble. Among the shoumai, the most powerful one is MC Tianyou. One of his songs, drunk by one, is also popular all over the country, and is very popular among hairdressers, Internet addicts and bereaved families.

People all say that there are two blessings in China. One is the one who repairs the train. This is a great man. Yuan Shikai gave him money to build the railway, and he returned two million silver yuan to Yuan Shikai after the repair, which is the remaining money. Yuan Shikai was very surprised, because this was the first time in his life that he saw a person who was not corrupt. It was just like seeing a giant panda abroad. It was so strange!

Another God bless is the God bless of "one man, I'm drunk". Although his work style is not high, he is also a talented young man. His work is ten times better than "my skateboard shoes" in "big bowl, wide noodles".

Lu Benwei's cultural level is not high, in his view, Tianyou is a great talent like Tang Bohu! In Lu Benwei's opinion, the lyrics of "I have won the throne and become an immortal, and continue to write another kind of emperor" in Tianyou's lyrics are absolutely unique. As for the electric eel's "big bowl and wide noodles", it's "look at this bowl, it's big and round, just like this noodles, it's long and wide". This kind of thing can't be delivered here.

Now Tianyou is much more high-end than Lu Benwei. Lu Benwei is still playing games in the live studio, but Tianyou has been on various TV programs frequently, sharing the same station with Dami, which makes Lu Benwei very envious.

Lu Benwei thinks that God bless is a wise man, so he takes MC God bless as his tutor, hoping that he can become a face person just like MC God bless.

Lu Benwei dials Tianyou.

"Brother Tianyou, is that you? I'm Lu Benwei! " Lu Benwei said.

"Oh, Viagra, what's the matter with Viagra calling me?" Asked Providence.

"Brother Tianyou, I have a problem in my heart now." Lu Benwei wants to talk but stops.

God you said with a smile: "I guess you have something to do with boring brother?"

Lu Ben was surprised and said, "do you know boring brother?"

God bless exclaimed: "now there is a saying in our live studio that says," I don't know boring brother in my life, but it's useless to call him a line. "To tell you the truth, the anchors are all bent on kneeling and licking! If I didn't live in YY and can't go to shark, I would like to kneel and lick boring brother! "

Lu Benwei: "but boring brother, I offended him..."

God bless way: "your matter I know, I give you a suggestion!"

"Please go ahead," Lu said

God bless a way: "correct state of mind, good kneel lick, you lick skill is very good, certainly can lick a lot of silver.". You have to understand that money is my father these days. To tell you the truth, give me a hundred million yuan. If boring brother wants to explode my chrysanthemum, I don't care. When the chrysanthemum is exploded, it should dredge the intestines. There's nothing wrong with popping chrysanthemums, let alone kneeling and licking? "

Lu Benwei was shocked by God's words. Well, my God's brother, you are too fierce, aren't you?

amazing!

Lu Benwei is convinced.

"But I've offended boring." Lu Benwei sighed, "I don't know. I... ah..."

Lu Benwei said with a faint sigh.

God bless a way: "offend boring elder brother, it is your advantage instead!"

Lu Benwei was surprised and said, "what kind of advantage is this?"

God bless a way: "if a person in front of you ruthlessly pretend B, you ruthlessly offend, do you think this person is a bastard?"

Lu Benwei said: "of course, I think he is a jerk. I must be a jerk in the mind of boring brother. Am I now?"

God bless a way: "but this bastard comes to a 180 degree attitude big turn, to you all kinds of kneel lick, do you feel good?"

Lu Benwei understood and said, "cool!"

God bless said: "that's right. If you offend Shenhao and then kneel down and lick it, you are equal to beating yourself in the face, which can give Shenhao twice as much pleasure. In Shenhao's eyes, money is white paper. He's going to be happy, and he won't let you have a good meal. Will you support him? "

Lu Benwei said gratefully, "thank you for your guidance, brother Tianyou. You are really my mentor in Lu Benwei's life. I'm sure Lu Benwei will look up to you!"

God bless: "young man, do well, one day you will be as respectable as me!"

After listening to this series of analysis, Lu Benwei began to adjust his mind.

At this time, Lu Benwei's girlfriend, Youlemei, came into Lu Benwei's room with her eyebrows drawn, dressed like flowers and jade, wearing a very attractive but decent dress.

Although it has been more than one day, Lu Benwei is still amazed by UFM and says, "what are you doing here?"

Youlemei sighed: "help you clean up the mess!"

Lu Benwei was stunned and said, "what do you mean?"

Youlemei rolled a white eye and said: "you have offended Shenhao boring brother so much. I only use my beauty identity to persuade boring brother to forgive you. I can't help it. Who let me have such a boyfriend as you?"

Although Youlemei used to be a green tea whore, green tea whores also have a day to change their ways. Now Youlemei really loves Lu Benwei. For Lu Benwei's sake, Youlemei has broken her heart!