Chapter 503

"Sorry, goodbye, bye!"

Originally, Sharon was still a little excited, but when she heard that she needed to practice for 3000 or 5000 years, she immediately came to a farewell triple.

"Don't be afraid. If you have high talent, you can graduate in three or five hundred years... It's really not good. I'll give you the top and pass on my skills. It's not impossible to graduate in a hundred years... Smelly boy, don't run, ten years, ten years..."

When the Taoist priest shook his cuffs, Xie Lun, who was running outside the cave, suddenly found himself sitting back on the stone pier.

"You young man, you don't know what's good or bad. Many people outside are crying and shouting to worship me as a teacher, and you? Even if you don't thank me, you still run! "

The Taoist priest stared at Sharon angrily.

Sharon stared at him without fear: "then you go to them. Why do you have to pull me?"

"Hey, I'm so angry that no one can stop me." The old Taoist priest rolled up his cuffs and stepped on the stone pier. Like the boss of the black astringent society, he pointed to Xie Lun and roared, "I have to accept you today. You agree or disagree."

Sharon quickly took out a gun and put it on his chin: "what are you talking about? Besides, believe it or not, I'll kill your face! "

"Who is afraid of who!"

The Taoist priest stretched out his hand, and a blood dagger popped out of his sleeve. He put it across his neck: "do you agree or disagree? Dare you disagree? Believe it or not, I'll show you blood now! "

Sharon: "

Old saying: "

After a while, they finally felt something was wrong and exchanged panic with each other. Sharon put the gun against the Taoist priest's forehead, and the Taoist priest put the dagger across Sharon's neck.

"That's about the same."

They nodded with satisfaction at the same time, and then stared at the same time: "do you believe it or not?"

After a long stalemate, the Taoist priest was the first to be discouraged: "come on, what's the matter? Are you willing to worship me as a teacher?"

Sharon was also helpless and said, "come on, what's the matter? You won't accept me as an apprentice?"

"That's impossible," the old Taoist shook his head like a rattle. "Don't say you are a unique genius. I have to accept you as an apprentice just because you dare to refuse me."

"Although I'm glad to hear someone praise me, I don't think we're suitable..."

"Fart, I just pinched my fingers. We are well matched in both eight characters and constellations. We are tailor-made for each other..."

"Stop, stop, why does this sound so awkward?"

Xie Lun had no choice but to put down his pistol and sighed: "I'm a man of the world of mortals. There are several beauties at home. I don't know how many beauties are waiting for me outside the home. I can't stay and practice with you for hundreds of years."

The old Taoist carefully said, "ten years is not bad..."

"Unless 24 hours." Sharon looked at his watch. "I'm very busy. I'll squeeze you twenty-four hours at most."

"Time of day? I can fart in a day. " The old Taoist scolded, "don't talk about business. Even the foreplay will take ten days and a half months."

He suddenly narrowed his eyes and stared at Sharon. Sharon felt a chill all over his body and subconsciously grasped his collar: "what do you... Want? We are both men, self-respect! "

"Listen to what you just said, you don't want to stay for practice because of women, do you?"

The Taoist priest waved his sleeves and the cave was filled with Yingyan, tall, fat, thin, colorful... All kinds of beautiful women.

"How's it going? With these beauties with you, let alone thousands of years, even if you have tens of thousands of years, you may not be able to sleep. "

The old Taoist smiled triumphantly.

Sharon snorted coldly and spat directly at the old Taoist priest: "fuck off, do you think I'm such a shallow person? I pay attention to real feelings. "

As he spoke, he crossed his legs.

"True feelings? Don't you just meet a scum man who loves one? "

The Taoist priest touched his nose, hesitated for a long time, and finally stamped his foot: "it's all right, you're so unproductive, I can't force..."

Xie Lun smiled in surprise: "thank you, Taoist priest..."

"... since you can't stay, I can only follow you."

"Huh?"

Sharon suddenly felt a little bad.

The Taoist priest clapped his hands, and the beauties disappeared in an instant. Instead, they were packed with boxes and parcels: "I'll go with you where you go. In this way, I won't disturb your love and love, and I can guide your practice at any time. How good it is to kill more with one stone."

"No..."

Xie lunfei quickly waved his hand: "I have an uncle and aunt on my head, which is enough headache. I don't want to have another father to take care of me out of thin air."

"You child, what do you mean to be a teacher? This is education."

"Stop. If you are by my side, how can I explain your identity? " Xie Lun said, "I can't tell anyone that this is an old man from China who has lived for thousands of years. The consequence is that you go directly to the research room for slicing and research."

"You worry about this, easy."

When the old Taoist turned his hand, a thumb sized glass ball with glittering white light appeared in the palm: "this is the secret land Shangri La. As a teacher, I usually live here, and others can't see me."

Sharon looked at the glass ball, blinked, and suddenly smiled: "old man, I said you had to take me as an apprentice. You wanted to follow me out and leave this damn place, didn't you?"

The Taoist priest opened his mouth, suddenly stretched out his hand and hit Xie Lun on the back of the head, scolded and said, "if you don't tell, you won't keep any face for the teacher, you traitor."

“……”

Xie Lun turned his eyes: "I said earlier. I have to turn the corner and take you out of here to see the colorful world outside. It's just the food expenses?"

Sharon rubbed her fingers.

The old truth said, "of course, you are responsible. As a teacher, I have clean arms and concentrate on cultivating Taoism. I never keep yellow and white things."

"That's over." Xie Lun shook his head and said, "Lao Dao, I didn't scare you. Now the outside world has been completely ruled by capital. Without money, you can't do anything. Originally, I would barely support my own family. Now with you alone, I'm in dire poverty. "

"Are you destitute?"

The old Taoist glanced up and down at Xie Lun and sneered, "don't think you hide that money in the Scarecrow's stomach, I can't see it."

Sharon opened his mouth and simply sat on the ground playing a rogue: "anyway, I can't take you with me. You can do it."

"I can't imagine how shameless you are. If you are not the only traitor, you have to clean up the door. "

The old Taoist priest's beard trembled: "I don't have money, but I have a top double cultivation skill. Do you like it?"

"Oh, master, why do you talk so much nonsense in the future? It's just hurting the feelings between our teachers and disciples."

Xie lunlisuo held the old Taoist's arm: "tell me where you want to go. I promise you the arrangement is proper. What kind of food sightseeing, pushing oil horse to kill chicken, will certainly satisfy you. "

"As long as you are not angry as a teacher."

The old Taoist priest exhaled comfortably, threw the glass ball to Xie Lun with his backhand, and said in high spirits: "go to Nepal first. The dead girl said that being a teacher will never leave China, so being a teacher will go to Kama Taj and fan someone's face."