Chapter 8

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Hearing Lin Tian’s words, the burly man hesitated!

He couldn’t keep farting during a fight, right? What would his reputation be like from then on?

“Hand over your life!” A furious roar came from outside the house!

The burly man’s expression instantly turned ugly. He did not expect the other party to find this place so quickly.

From the looks of it, Lin Tian knew that his opponent had arrived.

“If there’s anything, please settle it outside. With my pills, you shouldn’t lose. I’m running a small business here. Look…” Lin Tian said calmly. He had just opened a shop. He couldn’t let them destroy it!

“And the reward you promised…” Lin Tian stretched out his hand and said.

“You can choose whatever you want. I’ll take this bottle of medicine first.” The burly man seemed to have made a difficult decision. With the medicine bottle in his hand, he flew out of the door.

“It’s filled with everything precious to me. You can only choose one!”

The burly man left the big bag with the treasures beside the chair.

Lin Tian was very curious and wanted to see who the burly man’s opponent was.

If he could observe the battle between the two of them, it would be very helpful in improving his martial arts attainments.

After all, the other party could have crushed him with a finger.

However, who wouldn’t be tempted by such a big bag of treasures?

Lin Tian rummaged through his big pockets. There were all kinds of weapons, talismans, gems, and so on. It could be described as a dazzling array.

[System activated automatic detection.]

[Testing in progress.]

[Scanning for the system has been completed. The most valuable item is the scalpel at the bottom of the bag.]

Lin Tian’s eyes lit up when he heard the system’s voice.

As expected, good things were at the bottom.

Lin Tian hurriedly tried to pull it away, but when he saw the scissors, he was greatly disappointed and his expression turned ugly.

Lin Tian said hesitantly, “Are you sure… this is the most powerful one?”

Lin Tian took out a scalpel from the bottom of the bag. The scalpel in front of him was rusty, and it was impossible to tell that it was a treasure. It felt like trash that was placed under the bag.

[System detection complete. This pair of scissors is a scalpel that can cut through iron like butter. Quality: Level 5.]

“F*ck!”

“This is called cutting through iron like butter?”

“Are you kidding me?”

Lin Tian was shocked.

Even Lin Tian felt that this scalpel could not cut through a watermelon, let alone cut through iron like butter.

It was covered in rust.

[System detection attribute: Host has mastered the scalpel and automatically activated the scalpel attribute.]

[The scalpel has the ability to ignore anesthesia. The pain can be increased by a hundred times.]

[Host, this scalpel can increase the success rate of the surgery.]

[Host’s attack power with scalpel +20]

[Host’s knife-wielding mental focus +20]

Hearing the attributes dropped by the system, Lin Tiandu could not believe his ears.

Was this really the attribute of this broken knife?

This was too luxurious!

This was especially true when it came to increasing the success rate of the surgery. This attribute was really too crucial!

However, this one ignored anesthesia and the pain was a hundred times stronger.

If he wanted to treat her, he would have to hurt her to death first!

[This host can control itself.]

This way, there would be no flaws. Lin Tian happily accepted the scalpel.

It felt so good!

“Doctor Lin, something’s wrong. Come out and take a look.” A group of residents ran into the medical center and shouted. Lin Tian was shocked and hurriedly walked out of the room.

‘Shit!’

As soon as he went out, Lin Tian saw green poisonous gas floating in the air.

“Doctor Lin, be careful!”

“Don’t be afraid. I have a divine artifact.”

Lin Tian returned to the house unhurriedly. He put on the mask he carried with him and walked out.

The sound of the battle just now attracted many residents to come out and watch. After all, it was rare to see such a battle between two experts.

Everyone surrounded him three times. In the end, they saw that after the burly man swallowed a few pills, he actually started to fart, and green gas filled the air.

Many people in the audience fell to the ground as if they were harvesting chives.

“Miracle Doctor Lin, please take a look.” Someone covered his nose and cried.

Looking at the gas in the sky and the people on the ground whose fate was unknown, Lin Tian was stunned.

This is…

How much did he eat!

“What a sin. I have to do it myself.” Lin Tian looked up at the two of them and said helplessly.

He randomly took out a loudspeaker and shouted, “Everyone, come one by one. Prepare the medical fees and line up. Miracle Doctor Lin is here to treat you.”

The two of them were like afterimages as they moved freely on the roofs of the streets, making loud collision sounds from time to time.

“Hahahaha, you little piece of trash.”

Pfft~

Pfft~

Pfft~

The burly man looked up at the sky and roared. His loud farts resounded through the clouds.

Every time the two of them fought, there would be a loud sound, and the roof of a house would fall.

Lin Tian raised his head and watched the two of them fight. The mysterious man was retreating in defeat under the burly man.

“As expected of the medicinal pill I refined. It’s awesome!”

Lin Tian was busy holding a scalpel on the ground.

[Beep, beep, beep. The treatment is successful.]

[EXP +1]

[Experience points…]

…

As Lin Tian’s hands continued to move, more and more people woke up. They covered their mouths and noses and hurriedly fled the battlefield.

Even with Lin Tian’s treatment, a large portion of them died.

There was no time for him to give them medical treatment.

“System, isn’t this fart a little too scary…”

[Detected that the other party’s cultivation is deep, so the fart he let out is also determined to be extremely smelly!]

Upon hearing the system’s words, Lin Tian could only look at the “onlookers” lying on the ground with pity.

It was too aggrieved to be smoked to death by a fart~

At this moment, the battle on the roof was still ongoing.

The mysterious man who was fighting the burly man was wearing a red cloak. His face was covered tightly, and no one could see his face.

The two palms collided. After a loud bang, the mysterious person was no match for them. He let out a muffled groan and retreated.

“Where did you get this secret potion?!” the mysterious man roared.

He was really dumbfounded. What had happened?

As long as he farted, he could become stronger?

“You don’t have to worry about that,” the burly man said with a smile.

Pfft~

Pfft~

Pfft~

The burly man farted as he looked up at the sky and roared.

It felt so good!

He had taken more than ten pills in one go just now, but he did not expect this medicine to be so powerful that it directly suppressed the other party.

“If you have the ability, tell me where the pill came from. Let’s have a fair battle!” The mysterious person was unwilling to accept it and said angrily.

The mysterious person wanted to know where this potion came from.

At that time, it would be good to save some of his life.

The burly man was unmoved and continued, “Hmph, isn’t this fair? Die!”

Pfft~

Pfft~

Pfft~

Seeing the other party spurting green gas at him, the mysterious person subconsciously retreated.

He could not defeat the other party at all now. Fortunately, he was wearing a mask. Otherwise, he would have died from the smell.

“Don’t let me find out who helped you. Otherwise, I’ll twist off that head and cut his body into eight pieces!” The mysterious person cursed fiercely and fled quickly.

The burly man continued to fart and chased after him.

After treating the others, Lin Tian, who was watching the show, could not help but shiver when he heard this.

“No, I’m just a medic. What does it have to do with me? Really!” Lin Tian slowly retreated back to the medical hall and kept repeating in his heart.

Damn it, he was also forced into a corner. Please don’t find fault with him.

Currently, he does not have the ability to deal with enemies on the level of the burly man and the mysterious person.