"Shit, brother Chen, don't scare me!"

With Chen Hansheng's sad tone, Li Zhennan obviously felt goose bumps on his arms and tense muscles on his face. He didn't doubt that Chen Hansheng was fake, but he was a little depressed about his behavior of threatening himself.

"You are also 20 years old. How can you be afraid of ghosts."

Chen Hansheng made fun of Li Zhennan while packing.

"I'm only 19, one year younger than you all."

Li Zhennan picked up the broom and started cleaning. In fact, he had wanted to do so for a long time, but he was a little afraid. He would rather sit in a chair and watch the computer.

Chen Hansheng tidied up his luggage and helped clean up. Li Zhennan looked very interesting: "brother Chen, do you remember that you were the first to clean the balcony when you signed up for freshman year?"

"Why don't you remember."

Chen Hansheng smiled and said, "at that time, you and Lao Yang had to come to help. Lao Guo and Jin Yangming were lazy people, so Lao Dai wouldn't mention it."

"We all thought you were an honest man."

Li Zhennan himself laughed. After a year and a half of college, if six people in the dormitory have deep feelings, it's a big story, because they are all adults and everyone has their own independent ideas.

However, at least under the control of Chen Hansheng, 602 there was no act of isolating a roommate.

Li Zhennan used to see that cold war dormitory when he was promoting rocket 101. His roommates did their own things, didn't play cards or boast, and didn't say hello to each other. The cold atmosphere made Li Zhennan unable to stay for a moment.

After they cleaned the dormitory, Li Zhennan took out the local specialties brought by his family.

Anan is from eastern Guangdong. His specialty is also very characteristic of eastern Guangdong. This is his own dried orange peel. They also call it orange peel.

"Brother Chen, you usually smoke more. Occasionally taking two tablets can strengthen the spleen and clear the lung."

"Oh, thanks."

Chen Hansheng shook a small can of yellow and dry orange peel and immediately took out a piece of it and soaked it in water. It tasted sour and sweet.

Next, Chen Hansheng focused on playing games. Li Zhennan sat and watched the excitement. He is not afraid now. In particular, there were dormitories on this floor just now. Although Li Zhennan doesn't know, he is more and more stable.

"Brother Chen, we are sophomores in the next semester. I feel like I haven't learned anything. Sometimes I'm quite frightened."

Li Zhennan looked at Chen Hansheng: "do you have such a feeling?"

Chen Hansheng smiled and shook his head, which is also a common phenomenon among college students. They finally realized that the knowledge in the university is useless in real life, and it is inevitable to have the idea of self denial.

"Aren't you part-time?"

Chen Hansheng played the game with his fingers and asked, "can't the money you earn bring you spiritual sustenance?"

"Yes."

Li Zhennan nodded and admitted: "if it weren't for this part-time job, this sense of emptiness would only be amplified. Now I can understand brother Jin and Lao Yang. College life is too boring. I really have nothing to do without playing games."

"Let's fall in love, Anan."

Chen Hansheng took the time to say, "I feel bored in college, fall in love, feel lonely, fall in love, feel like I'm going to be bent, and fall in love. There's nothing that can't be solved by falling in love once."

"If so, break up and talk again!"

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The next day, Chen Hansheng had dinner with Shen Youchu and took a ride back to the port city.

He didn't drive Xiali, who was parked at school, because Chen Hansheng lied to Xiao Rongyu that he "went to relatives" and it was difficult to come back with Xiali.

If you can't lie and play tricks with several girls at the same time, you can't help it. The most important thing is to be cruel. What you have to say is true, so that the smart little fish won't doubt it.

Or even if she suspected, she couldn't find evidence.

As for the routine, Chen Hansheng has long been ready.

After getting off at the Gangcheng passenger station, he came to the nearby newspaper booth: "is there a traffic newspaper? It's the kind of news about driving into dead people."

"I don't know. Look for it yourself."

The newspaper owner is a middle-aged man. He glances at Chen Hansheng and doesn't pay much attention. If Chen Hansheng didn't speak the dialect of Hong Kong City, he doesn't want to reply.

There's a hole in your head when you look for such news during the Chinese New Year.

Chen Hansheng smiled and took out 10 yuan and handed it over: "uncle, I'm a teacher of Chengbei driving school. A student wanted to go on the road just after learning the car. It's useless to persuade him, so I want to remind him with the real news. If you can help me, I won't want your change for the 10 yuan."

Chen Hansheng occasionally knew that on that network platform, he was "a dissolute and handsome man who stepped on N boats", sometimes "a middle-aged man who was forced by his wife's green", sometimes "an engineer working in an international high-end research institute", and sometimes "Chinese Americans who have lived in New York for more than 20 years".

In short, his identity can be changed at will according to the requirements of the subject. Anyway, it is compiled now.

"Well."

For the sake of money and good reasons, the middle-aged man began to search carefully. It was not difficult to find such news. He casually found more than a dozen copies for Chen Hansheng.

"The novice made a flustered mistake on the road, stepped on the wrong accelerator and killed 5 people."

"Our news, on the way back to the tide during the Spring Festival holiday, there were 11 traffic accidents in our province. Remind all car owners not to drive tired."

"A large truck rollover occurred at the Beijing Hong Kong expressway, resulting in a strong blockage."

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Chen Hansheng nodded with satisfaction, picked two traffic accidents caused by female drivers, smiled and left with his boss.

He had a purpose. Although Chevrolet was bought for little fish, Chen Hansheng didn't want her to drive to Jianye, because it was a matter of stepping on the accelerator to come to the financial institute from Dongda. Chen Hansheng didn't have time to react.

When can little fish drive this car to Jianye?

For Chen Hansheng, the slower the better, at least after Shen Youchu's mother-in-law comes to Jianye, so Shen Youchu has one more place to arrange, and the two won't meet.

Another accident, the scale of Shura field is larger than expected. Although Chen Hansheng has buried all kinds of foreshadows and prepared all kinds of plans one by one, it is still very scary.

However, Chen Hansheng couldn't object to the "driving", which would make Xiaoyu suspicious, so he handed it over to Lao Xiao and Lao Lu.

Before school, Chen Hansheng received a phone call from xiaoyu'er and invited him to eat at home. He quietly touched and took the newspaper with him.

Xiao Rongyu hasn't seen Chen Hansheng for several days, but he has gone to relatives. There's nothing he can do.

"Xiao Chen, you're here. I want you to comment on something."

Xiao Rongyu took Chen Hansheng to his parents: "the car was bought by Xiao Chen. Why don't you let me drive to Jianye? I also have a driver's license."

It turned out that her family would have argued about it long ago. It seems that the little fish is 1-2 at the disadvantage.

"Girl, dad doesn't let you drive."

"Daughter slave" Lao Xiao explained carefully: "your driver's license is not very formal. The driving school owner wants you to pass the test as soon as possible in the face of your father. Your actual driving experience is too little."

"Xiao Chen passed in two days."

The little fish said, "how can he get on the road?"

"He drives well."

Xiao Hongwei pointed to Chen Hansheng: "boys have a better understanding of machinery. Hansheng seemed to be very skilled after touching twice. The coach couldn't believe it."

"Who says that female drivers are not as good as male drivers."

The little fish pouted to retort, and then looked at Chen Hansheng like asking for help: "what do you think, Xiao Chen?"

"I support you to drive to Jianye."

Chen Hansheng not only didn't object, but also said firmly, and even persuaded Xiao Hongwei and his wife: "Uncle Xiao and aunt LV, it doesn't matter if they are not proficient. Just go on the road a few more times. They will never dare to drive. They will never learn. Driving is no longer a profession, but only a necessary skill in life."

"This

Seeing that Chen Hansheng supports xiaoyu'er, Xiao Hongwei and LV Yuqing hesitate. What he said is also reasonable.

"Thank you, Xiao Chen."

The little fish smiled sweetly at Chen Hansheng.

"Then eat first and dad will think about it."

Xiao Hongwei decided to find a way to have the best of both worlds.

After dinner, LV Yuqing cleaned up, sat on the sofa and grabbed the newspaper next to him.

However, looking at it, LV Yuqing's properly maintained face suddenly stiffened and her breathing was rapid. With a "pop", she threw the newspaper on the tea table and pushed open Xiao Rongyu's bedroom without knocking at the door.

"Little fish, I tell you, as long as I'm still your mother, you can't drive to school!"

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(again, I don't recommend learning, but remember to praise, love you, love you.)

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