Chapter 996

On the network.

"This Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is really wonderful!"

"Every program is arranged very well!"

"Why didn't I find out? When I found out that the Spring Festival Gala was almost over."

"It's almost zero."

"What's next?"

"Logically, the next program is the finale?"

"Who will press the shaft?"

"Come out, it's a sketch!"

"I'll go!"

"My God!"

"How is he!"

"Isn't he blocked by Zhongzhou?"

"Good guy!"

"For those blocked by Zhongzhou, Qin Zhou invited them directly to perform. I just want to say that they did a good job!"

Not only online hot discussion!

Audience of Qinzhou TV station.

The audience also suddenly widened their eyes!

……

At this time, there are only ten minutes left from zero.

With the host's series of announcements, the next program introduction appears in the lower left corner of the screen.

Sketch: selling abductions

Script: Chu Kuang

Performances: Dong Wang, Ni Yun, Zhou fan

Ni Yun and Zhou fan are well-known sketch actors. However, in the sketch world, they are certainly no better than Shi Yan and Chen Feng, but Dong Wang is different. He is bigger than Shi Yan and Chen Feng and has won the reputation of "sketch king".

Unfortunately:

A few years ago, because of the conflict with Zhongzhou, Dong Wang was blocked. After that, no one dared to invite Dong Wang to the program!

These years.

Countless audiences miss the sketch actor and hope to continue to see each other in the Spring Festival Gala. As a result, they have not been able to do so.

Who ever thought.

Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala stage, unexpectedly realized everyone's wish, sketch Wang Dongwang broke the ice and broke the ban for the first time in years!

"Qin Zhou is too brave!"

"The ratings have surpassed Zhongzhou, and now we have directly invited actors banned by Zhongzhou!"

"At that time, it was said that both sides had a lawsuit. As a result, Dong Wang won the lawsuit, but he also offended Zhongzhou and was completely blocked."

"Winning the lawsuit shows that Dong Wang is right!"

"The arm can't twist the thigh. Once Zhongzhou is blocked, no one will use Dong Wang again. Qinzhou TV station is the first to break the ice!"

"I haven't seen Dong Wang in recent years. Does he still have the level of a few years ago?"

"It seems older than before. It used to feel a little young, but it was because it was relatively young that it clashed with Zhongzhou."

"Let's watch the program first!"

"I'm worried now that he hasn't performed on the stage for several years, he has lost his state of that year."

……

backstage.

Tong Shuwen smiled bitterly: "now we have offended Zhongzhou. Not only has the ratings surpassed them, but now we directly appoint the actors they blocked to perform."

Lin Yuan said, "but he plays best."

Dong Wang is a sketch actor banned by Zhongzhou.

Of course, Lin Yuan knew that Dong Wang had been banned by Zhongzhou. Tong Shuwen also told him about the specific situation of popular science, which involved a lot of interests.

But Lin Yuan didn't care.

After confirming that there was no problem with Dong Wang's artistic ethics, Lin Yuan resolutely arranged for Dong Wang to perform the last sketch called selling abductions.

yes.

Yide has no problem. Lin Yuan dares to use it, no matter who blocked him.

Before choosing Dong Wang.

Lin Yuan has also seen many of Dong Wang's early sketches.

It can only be said that Dong Wang is worthy of being the "sketch king" praised by everyone.

The other party's performance was wonderful!

If it were not for this reason, Lin Yuan would not put the other party in the position of the final axis.

You know.

When this sketch is over, this Spring Festival Gala can almost end.

Think so.

Lin Yuan heard huge applause from the scene!

Dong Wang comes out!

The audience cheered for a long time!

Everyone has not forgotten the "sketch king" with unlimited scenery in the past!

……

Zhongzhou.

The director group of the Spring Festival Gala was stunned!

The director groups on all continents fell into stagnation at the same time!

"Qin zhoutai is crazy?"

"Dare you use Dong Wang?"

"Didn't Dong Wang be blocked by the person who named him?"

"All continents have tacitly abandoned their cooperation with Dong Wang. He envies fish and dares to risk universal condemnation?"

"No, he used Qin Zhou to fight against Zhongzhou and beat us with ratings. What else did he dare not?"

"This boy is really brave. He will have good fruit to eat in the future!"

"In recent years, no one has been more cruel than he offended Zhongzhou."

"Watch the program."

"I'm also curious about Dong Wang's strength back then."

"It would be interesting if Dong Wang's performance failed. Don't be so smooth in front. The last bullet was misfired."

……

Will the last bullet misfire?

Dong Wang smiled all over his face. He didn't see the appearance of just returning after being blocked, and even showed a great sense of cunning.

side.

Actress Ni Yun shouted: "big flicker, big flicker!"

Dong didn't look tight and said slowly, "Hey! What's the big trick? Come out and sell this thing today. Don't call me a stage name, will you?"

Puff!

The audience was so happy!

"Ha ha ha!"

"Dong Wang can!"

"What the hell is the stage name fooling?"

"These two are liars!"

"I haven't seen Mr. Dong Wang for so many years. This performance still tastes like that!"

"How can I feel that he is more happy than before!"

"I feel it as soon as I come up. This is the skill of sketch king!"

Although it has just begun, the audience has begun to enter the rhythm and atmosphere of the sketch.

……

Soon.

Another actor Zhou fan appeared.

Zhou fan plays the role of Fan Wei.

Fan Wei's voice is distinctive, and Zhou fan's voice is also distinctive. The timbre is pleasant. There are still many such talents in the sketch industry.

Their cooperation is very tacit.

Dong Wang began to deceive: "I know what you do!"

Zhou fan's voice stammered a little: "you still know what I do and what I do?"

Dong Wang: "you are a big boss in business!"

Zhou fan: "what?"

Dong Wang's voice quickly turned: "that's impossible."

To put it another way, I really don't have that funny feeling, but these words came out of Dong Wang's mouth and made the whole audience laugh in an instant!

Now everyone forgot about the ban.

Everyone's focus is on the sketch itself, and they are still talking about the play:

"Do you know why your face is big?"

"Why?"

"Your peripheral nerve necrosis is holding up the top."

"Where did you hold it?"

"Below the waist, feet up!"

"Legs?"

"Right!"

"No, there's nothing wrong with my leg!"

"Take two steps! Take two steps! If you're not sick, take two steps! Take two steps!"

……

Under the stage.

My mother smiled back and forth: "ah, my mother, I'm dead!"

Big Yuri Huang could not help but make complaints about "too flickering."

Lin Xuan simply covered her stomach: "this big flicker is obviously immoral!"

The next audience also interrupted.

"This Spring Festival Gala sketch has to be Dong Wang!"

"There's nothing wrong with that. I feel like I'm missing something without Dong Wang!"

"There's no shortage this year. There's nothing missing this year. Dong Wang's performance feels no worse than he used to. Just the slim sketch of Shi Yan and Chen Feng in front of him. He can compete with this!"

"Keep looking, keep looking."

In the applause, the audience smiles more and more.

At this time.

Here comes the classic scene.

Dong Wang commanded Zhou fan: "your leg is designated to be sick, one leg is short! Well, I'll adjust it for you. Believe it or not, your leg will be raised as high as I can with my hand, and fall hard down, okay? Believe it or not? Your leg is designated to be sick, and your right leg is short! Come on, get up!"

Raise your feet!

Stamp your feet!

Raise your feet again!

Stamp your feet again!

Stamp your feet!

After several cycles, Dong Wang shouted, "Ma is not Ma!"

Zhou fan: "numb!"

Nearby Ni Yun was silly: "Hey, why is he numb?"

Dong Wang smiled and said, "nonsense, you stamp, you're numb!"

Ni Yun: "good leg, you're lame!"

……

In front of the TV!

Countless audiences laughed!

"I'm laughing to death. What do you mean by stamping you?"

"Good legs are lame!"

"This week, fan, why didn't I find out before? He's so silly!"

"Dong Wang used to be an honest man!"

"It's cold. It's funny to play such a role!"

"Ah ah!"

"I like Dong Wang so much!"

"Don't block him in the future. With him, the Spring Festival gala will be interesting!"

Come back!

When Dong looked at the Spring Festival Gala, he returned with the feeling of bringing countless joy to the audience!

In laughter.

The audience is extremely satisfied!

What surprised everyone even more was that Dong Wang returned with a breakthrough this time!

In the past, he played sketches, and most of his images were honest people.

This time.

He played a big trick, a huge contrast and a stronger joke, especially when he found that Zhou fanqian didn't bring enough, he stared at the classic line spoken by his wife Ni Yun: "bicycle? What kind of bicycle do you want, you old woman? What kind of bicycle do you want?"

……

This time the audience was stunned with laughter!

"How do you feel that the lines of this sketch are so classic!"

"It's over. Mr. Dong Wang has learned badly. Now the performance is too funny!"

"He wasn't this style before!"

"No matter what style, funny is over!"

"Great!"

"This sketch is great!"

"To be exact, the whole Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is great!"

"Special effects, stage quality, moving, novel and more, including the feelings of the old Spring Festival Gala we want, and the memories and feelings of the old Spring Festival Gala, Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala has!"

"Laugh!"

"Although the style is different from eating noodles, the laughter points of the two sketches have their own brilliance!"

"My stomach hurts with laughter!"

……

Finally.

The sketch comes to an end.

Dong Wang pushed the bike and smiled at the audience: "find someone with bad legs and feet. Let's sell him the bike!"

Poof!

Last sentence.

The audience is still laughing!

This is not just laughter!

At the same time, accompanied by endless applause, countless screams and boiling atmosphere!

Like one wave after another!

Dong Wang in the applause was still smiling, but when he stepped off the stage, a glimmer of crystal appeared in the corners of his eyes.

Come back!

He thought he would never return to the stage, and finally came back this year!

He couldn't help thinking of the young man who supported him: "don't worry about Zhongzhou. This is our Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala. I'm responsible for any problems."

thank you!

I hope I didn't disappoint you!

Dong Wang quietly wiped his tears and smiled.

On the stage, he can make the world laugh, but off the stage, he is made to cry and laugh by the young man named envy fish.

……

Every continent!

On the Internet!

All the audience were conquered!

"Thanks to fish dad for letting me see Dong Wang's performance again. He is really good at funny. There are not many good sketch actors that people can't help laughing at!"

"Sketch king!"

"I haven't seen him for years. He still plays so well!"

"The book is good!"

"I must thank the old thief for this book. I really didn't expect that the sketches and crosstalk written by the old thief could be so classic!"

"This Spring Festival Gala is a big show of three basic friends!"

"All kinds of picturesque effects on the stage are the handwriting of the shadow!"

"The programming is all in the charge of envy fish!"

"The book of crosstalk and sketch, the last one, is handled by the old thief!"

……

The final sketch triggered countless discussions, and just before the mood of the audience could fall back, the fish Dynasty suddenly stepped on the stage and sang a song, in which Lin Yuan's voice sounded first!

"Blind date and love in the world!"

"Start thousands of miles away, and your heart will form a pulse!"

"When the lights are on tonight!"

"Maybe the best place in my dream is through the window!"

This song is called "love each other". The theme is very suitable for blue star, especially at the moment when Qin Qi Chu Yan Han Zhao Wei and various continents merge!

The tacit cooperation of the fish Dynasty.

Jiangkui: "Yangtai mountain is high, through the space-time tunnel, in the embrace of the sky!"

Xia fan: "young heartbeat, synchronous in pride, the smile of sages in the cloud!"

Chen Zhiyu: "the winding river gathers into the four seas!"

Zhao yingchromium: "the Dragon comes out of the tip of the waves and the tail of the waves!"

Sun yaohuo: "the heart of the sea will be prosperous, and the blue auspiciousness will move God to fly!"

Wei good luck: "the east wind blows quietly!"

The climax comes again, and everyone's emotions are ignited in the passionate music of the collective chorus!

Envy fish!

We finally saw the appearance of envy fish!

At this moment, all eyes focused on Lin Yuan!

Because everyone knows that the real credit of this Spring Festival Gala lies in who, the young man, connects everything and makes Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala shine! It seems to have a taste of destiny. Just at this time, the viewing of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala reached a commanding height! The audience could not help but stand up, and countless crazy shouts and screams were integrated into the song of "blind date and love all over the world"! Presumptuous! Let go! No one can say clearly that such an exciting Spring Festival Gala has not been seen for many years. It seems that everyone has forgotten when they have begun to be indifferent to the Spring Festival Gala! only a short while ago. People are always feeling that the Spring Festival is becoming less and less like a new year. This year's Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala finally made everyone feel the smell of the year that we haven't seen for a long time! The host shouted: "With the sound of firecrackers, the spring breeze brings warmth to Tu Su; thousands of families always exchange new peaches for old ones. Give you this poem by teacher Xianyu. At this time, there is still the last minute left before our zero. Are you ready to say goodbye to last year's regret and wave with the happiness of the new year? Of course, don't forget to thank yourself for your persistence and efforts in the past year ! "... When there were ten seconds left at 0:00, the top hosts from all continents stood on the same stage and said in one voice:" let's start the countdown together! "Wow! Everyone, whether the audience or the major performance teams, joined in the final countdown, and the whole audience resounded with a unified voice:" five! "" four! "" three! "" two! "" one! "" good new year! " "Happy New Year!" "I wish you all the best!" There are firecrackers as background music in the Spring Festival etiquette. This time there is no host to announce the curtain, a new song will ring! The Spring Festival Gala is over. At the beginning of the new year, fireworks from all continents take off. Firecrackers from all continents roar. When thousands of lights are lit tonight, countless viewers have watched the last program of the Spring Festival Gala, and their mood is like the title of the last song - Unforgettable tonight!... Zhongzhou. The director group was distracted. Their Spring Festival Gala was over. But they were no longer the protagonists. At the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, a song "unforgettable tonight" was sung. Zhuang Xian felt that this song was inexplicably ironic: "unforgettable tonight." Next to him. Chang'an's face is gray. He knows that there will be accountability behind him. He, the culprit who led Xianyu to withdraw from the Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala, is bound to be the first to die. His intestines are blue with regret. Unfortunately, there is no regret medicine in the world. His only happiness is that chief director Zhuang Xian should die with himself. This road is not lonely. By the way, maybe Xianyu will die in the future. He The more beautiful it is tonight, the louder the slap on Zhongzhou's face will be.... in other continents, some people are praising. Some are shaking their heads. Some are smiling bitterly. Some are in a daze. Qinzhou has held the craziest Spring Festival Gala! Not only unprecedented, but also may be no comers! After watching Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala, the strongest feeling is that it will be your turn to hold the Spring Festival Gala in the future What to do? At this moment, everyone was in a very complicated mood. One of them murmured: "there should be no doubt now. He is declaring war on Zhongzhou. He won the earth shaking first war!"