Chapter 991

Blue star.

Qinzhou TV station.

The audience concentrate!

The dance is very good, the song is very good, and even the choice of the host is very in line with the wishes of the audience!

Now?

Qinzhou TV station has two sketch masters, Shi Yan and Chen Feng!

All this leads to everyone's curiosity about the content of Qinzhou's first sketch!

……

At this time, the sketch has begun.

Shi Yan plays a director. He is going to make a play, but the actor never comes.

side.

A passer-by volunteered to participate in the performance. The passer-by's performer is Chen Feng who just made everyone cheer.

Shi Yan: "have you ever been in a movie?"

Chen Feng is excited: "Truman's world", "fantasy drifting of the youth school", "tuner", "Tang Bohu points Qiuxiang", "Spider Man", "eight loyal dogs", "biochemical crisis"

Shi Yan was surprised.

Chen Feng's voice continued: "I've seen all these films."

Puff.

The audience laughed.

The burden is very successful.

Basically, the audience knows that these films envy fish.

Shi Yan was helpless. Finally, he could only promise: "what we want to shoot today is very simple, that is, eating noodles."

"Eat noodles?"

Chen Feng suddenly covered his mouth with his hands. The thief said to the audience, "I didn't eat today."

Audience: "ha ha ha ha ha!"

Shi Yan turned to look at Chen Feng: "what did you say?"

Chen Feng said, "I said I would do well today."

The audience laughed again!

Shi Yan believed it: "all departments have paid attention, and the photographers are ready..."

side.

Chen Feng began to fill his face, his action was vivid, and once again showed his chicken thief and proud expression: "make noodles!"

That's good!

As a director, Shi Yan is busy preparing for shooting there.

Chen Feng held a bowl directly and began to eat it quickly!

Suck!

Suck!

Suck!

……

This moment!

The audience was shocked, and while shocked, the scene also laughed directly!

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"This acting skill is really divine. There is no physical performance!"

"My God, there is no noodles in the bucket. How can he be so vivid!"

"Teacher Chen Feng is amazing. This is a performing artist!"

"You said he was funny, he was very professional; You say he is professional. How can he be so funny! "

"Obviously I eat air, but I'm hungry!"

"Is this eating and broadcasting without real objects?"

"The food is too delicious!"

"I'll have lasagna for breakfast tomorrow!"

awesome!

No physical performance!

Relying on a bowl and a pair of chopsticks, Chen Feng can show the feeling of Sheng noodles and eating noodles, and does not let the audience feel that he plays, or even give the audience a feeling that he eats very fragrant!

……

On the stage.

Shiyan suddenly said, "what sound!"

Chen Feng quickly covered the bowl and tried to swallow the food in his mouth.

In fact, there was no food in his mouth, because it was a non physical performance!

However, his movements are too natural!

Leng is to give people a feeling that there is food in his mouth!

"Be quiet!"

Turning his head, Shi Yan continued to talk about the play.

Chen Feng continued to eat: "suck, suck, suck..."

After communicating with Shi Yan, he went to Chen Feng: "the play in this section is..."

The sound of the rock stopped.

Chen Feng has eaten at the last minute. The whole bowl just covers his face. The chopsticks are planing fast, accompanied by countless sucking and sliding sounds!

……

Backstage.

The fish Dynasty people laughed!

Chen Zhiyu applauded: "this acting skill is too divine!"

Sun yaohuo also grinned: "the key is that the performance is also very funny!"

Xia fan: "I've seen them rehearse before. As a result, I still laugh when I see the formal performance!"

Jiang Kui suddenly said, "this script was written by Chu Kuang?"

Wei good luck was startled: "Chu crazy old thief looks like a person who can write sketches?"

Zhao yingchromium said, "don't shout Chu crazy old thief in front of the representative. After all, that's the representative's good brother."

When they heard the speech, they nodded deeply.

……

The show continues.

Shi Yan said: "it's eight o'clock now. You're eating noodles. Your girlfriend calls you outside. When you finish eating noodles, put down the bowl and run. There are two lines in total: what's your hurry..."

Chen Feng: "I'm not in a hurry."

Shi Yan was helpless: "I said you just two lines. What are you talking about..."

Chen Feng said, "there are two lines in total. I'm not in a hurry."

Shi Yan was worried: "I said two lines in total. What are you..."

Chen Feng: "yes! I'm really not in a hurry, director! "

Shi Yan finally explained to Chen Feng from helplessness to excitement to the roar of rising blood pressure.

According to the plot, after a rehearsal, Chen Feng ate a bowl of noodles again, which was very comfortable.

Rehearsal is over.

Shi Yan: "how do you feel?"

Chen Feng: "it tastes good!"

Shi Yan: "I'm asking you how you feel here!"

Chen Feng: "full!"

WOW!

The audience is so happy!

Someone shouted, "OK!"

Countless applause!

Pop, pop, pop!

……

In a media studio, a reporter held the tablet and couldn't close his mouth!

In the room.

A total of eight journalists worked overtime.

Everyone holds a tablet and is respectively responsible for watching the Spring Festival Gala of Qin Qi, Chu Yan, Han Zhao Wei and Zhongzhou.

Only in this way can we report the news at the first time.

however.

When others saw the reporter laughing, they couldn't help wondering.

"You are responsible for watching Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala. What special news is there? What program is so funny now?"

"Sketch!"

"What sketch?"

"A sketch written by Chu Kuang."

"Chu Kuang really wrote sketches!"

Several other reporters immediately stared: "then what are you waiting for? Send a press release. This is big news. By the way, who is this sketch to play!"

The reporter said, "Shi Yan, Chen Feng, ha ha!"

See the highlights again!

The eyes of several other reporters widened: "DORT, you're still laughing at the hot news. Write and send it!"

Huh?

The reporter finally calmed down, but hesitated for a moment and said, "when I'm finished, when I'm finished, it should be almost over!"

Several reporter colleagues: "it's so funny?"

The man nodded: "Qin Zhou's Spring Festival Gala looks wonderful. The top hosts of eight continents..."

Colleague: "what!"

You know how silly it is to watch the Spring Festival Gala. Hey, how many big news have you missed!

……

On TV.

The sketch is late!

The burden of bedding broke out!

In order to make the play well, Chen Feng ate the third bowl of noodles.

He's holding up!

Shi Yan: "act naturally. Don't feel like filming!"

Chen Feng: "just... Don't feel it?"

Shi Yan: "OK, start shooting and eat noodles!"

Chen Feng: "suck it, suck it!"

Shi Yan: "say, say, say lines!"

Chen Feng finally swallowed the face in his mouth and waved: "I don't feel it!"

set the whole room roaring with laughter!

The baggage is loudest this time!

It's not the funny point itself, but the whole emotion is paved here, so this line is particularly funny!

But this is the end.

A similar scene happened when I rehearsed eating noodles again.

Shi Yan: "talk about words!"

Chen Feng: "words!"

Shi Yan: "lines!"

Chen Feng: "lines!"

These bowls of noodles directly broke Chen Feng and began to talk nonsense!

And now.

The plot has entered the final end, and it is also the biggest climax!

The last bowl of noodles.

Chen Feng wants to make less money.

Shiyan directly picked up the bucket and poured it all into his bowl!

Chen Feng was about to cry: "don't, director, how can I eat this!"

Shi Yan: "hold on, we can finish shooting in a minute. All departments are ready to start!"

Chen Feng looked at the noodles with a painful expression.

It's very good. I just didn't eat when I talked about it, and I talked about instant noodles. It looks elated, which is in sharp contrast to the way I eat now.

"Eat, eat!"

"Suck away..."

"Say, say the lines!"

"What are you... Burp... You... Burp..."

Chen Feng can't stand it!

He's burping all the time!

At this moment, the audience can't stand it!

The audience cheered, clapped and laughed: "ha ha ha ha ha!"

……

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It's all blown up!

This sketch paves the way layer by layer, and the final effect is beyond everyone's imagination!

"Ha ha ha ha ha!"

"I laugh until my stomach hurts!"

"Worthy of being teacher Chen Feng and Shi Yan!"

"This is the best sketch they have ever cooperated with!"

"No physical performance is too powerful!"

"The artist's skills and acting skills are on the stage!"

"It's as like as two peas in the head of Chen Feng's teacher. I feel like I'm being fed up."

"Five bowls of noodles, such a big bowl, absolutely!"

"The performance is good and the book is good. Who dares to believe that this is a sketch written by Chu Kuang?"

"Yes, I almost forgot this!"

"This NIMA is actually a book written by the crazy old thief of Chu?"

"I took it!"

"Chu crazy old thief is too abnormal!"

"I always thought that Chu crazy old thief was best at making people cry. I didn't expect that this goods could make people laugh!"

"Well, the old thief doesn't want to use the happiness he brought me tonight to offset his previous evil debts!"

"Those who celebrate the new year don't care about the old thief. Give him four words: Happy New Year!"

……

Spring Festival Gala, sketch is always the highlight!

The sketches of Qin Zhou appeared earlier than those of other continents!

Plus Chukuang's gimmick!

Coupled with the fame of Chen Feng and Shiyan!

The audience attracted by this sketch is undoubtedly huge!

Zhongzhou.

Bluestar ratings monitoring center.

A staff member's eyes changed: "look!"

Shua Shua!

Next to a few staff approached, and then his eyes changed!

"This!"

"How is that possible?"

"Is it rising too fast?"

"What program did they play?"

"It should not be a specific program, or a program is just an inducement."

"What really leads to this result is probably the word-of-mouth effect."

"Even so, the ratings are rising too fast!"

The staff member's screen.

Qinzhou's ratings, lines and broken lines are always rising, and the range is becoming more and more exaggerated!

……

Chuzhou.

A young man is making a phone call.

"Honey, let's hang up and watch the Spring Festival Gala first?"

"Don't you love me anymore? You'd rather watch the Spring Festival Gala than accompany me!"

"I didn't. I'm sharing the Spring Festival Gala with you!"

"Which do you think is more important, me and the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Of course it's you!"

"You compare me with the Spring Festival Gala!"

"Are you finished?"

"You not only compare me with the Spring Festival Gala, you are also cruel to me!"

"Roll the calf."

The young man hung up and was so angry.

Two minutes later, watching "eat noodles", he suddenly laughed and forgot all his troubles!

Women will only affect me to watch the Spring Festival Gala!

……

Han Zhou.

Someone is smoking on the balcony.

Suddenly someone downstairs shouted:

"Brother Li?"

"Lao Wang?"

"Come out to smoke at night?"

"Well, I'm in a bad mood. I quarreled with my wife."

"Call your sister-in-law to watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

"I'm not interested in the Spring Festival Gala."

"That's the Spring Festival Gala you haven't seen in Qinzhou!"

"Ah?"

"Look at Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala. It's more interesting than smoking stuffy cigarettes here. Spend more time with your children when you're free. Let's watch the Spring Festival Gala together!"

"Really?"

"Believe me, this Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is really wonderful!"

……

Yanzhou.

Someone knocked on the bedroom.

A voice came from inside: "Dad, what's up, playing games!"

Dad: "come out and watch the Spring Festival Gala!"

Son: "there are no interesting games in the Spring Festival Gala?"

Dad: "Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is more interesting than games!"

There was no sound inside.

After a while, the door opened.

Dad smiled and said, "why don't you continue playing games?"

The son curled his mouth: "a guy hung up and said he was watching the Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala. Is it good?"

Dad nuzui: "it's really good-looking. It was a sketch just now. It's wonderful. You missed it. You're going to sing now, but Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala was made by envy fish, and the quality of the songs is quite good."

The son sighed, "I think the songs of the Spring Festival Gala are very boring." That just fell. Fei Yang's voice suddenly came from the TV: "my enthusiasm is like a fire burning the whole desert. When the sun sees me, it will hide from me. It will also be afraid of me. With the fire of love, the desert will never be lonely and full of young flowers. I'm singing loudly. You're softly and intoxicated with the little love river in the desert..." this song is exciting! It's so in line with the aesthetics of Yan people! The son and father looked at each other, suddenly and excitedly shook their bodies, and their chin moved forward and backward with the melody Sharing is human nature! This is the reason for the formation of word-of-mouth effect! Countless audiences conquered by Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala began to call friends! WOW! One pass, ten pass, a hundred pass, a thousand pass! Friends to friends of friends and then to friends of friends of friends! Circular propagation! Qinzhou TV station has more and more viewers! The ratings of Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala are getting higher and higher“ Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala is so wonderful! "“ "Treasure Spring Festival Gala!"“ I used to be a staunch supporter of Zhongzhou, but now I am directly captured by Qinzhou Spring Festival Gala! "“ Another good song! "“ The singer is Fei Yang! "“ Warm desert, this song is suitable for Feiyang! "“ This program arrangement is very interesting. After watching the better program, we will arrange song singing to relax everyone. "“ I don't know how Qinzhou's ratings are! "“ I think it should be the top three ratings of blue star! "“ The first must be Zhongzhou. "“ Zhongzhou No. 1 has no suspense and will not be surpassed. After all, it is a spring festival gala, and the program quality is also good, but I always feel that Qinzhou is more in line with my heart. " Netizens are discussing. In the director group of Zhongzhou Spring Festival Gala. Zhuang Xian got a temporary viewing report. When seeing the data ranking above, Zhuang Xian's eyelids suddenly jumped! Is this the ratings of all continents? Next to the deputy director Chang An came to have a look, and then the blood pressure rose sharply“ How could it be! "“ What panic? It's still early! " Zhuang Xian took a deep breath, but he was very upset. Chang'an gritted his teeth: "they must have put the best programs in front of them. They want to beat the others. The six hour Spring Festival Gala is a protracted war..." they did say so. However, Chang'an was also very upset. The ratings report shows that Qinzhou ranks second in ratings. This is not the most terrible. There must be someone second. It is possible to be second in any continent! The most terrible thing is that since the launch of the Spring Festival Gala, Qinzhou's viewing growth rate has surpassed all continents including Zhongzhou, and its viewing line chart has risen all the way to an exaggerated extent Qin Zhou. On TV“ You give me a little rain to moisten my heart; I give you a little breeze to open your flowers; The little flowers in love belong to you and me. Our love is like a warm desert... "My enthusiasm! Like a fire! Feiyang just sang hi! backstage. Control room. Tong Shuwen smiled. Can this fire burn Zhongzhou's ass?