Chapter 228

It's a boastful slogan. On the cover, a beautiful girl with big legs is specially made to attract the wolf. Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance is in line with Deng Chi's understanding of the rotten film, so Deng Chi didn't intend to watch it.

But when the movie started, Deng Chi didn't quit immediately.

What's the old saying?

It's all here

I'm going to finish my engagement with tears

You can't be blind when you watch a movie you ordered?

And in Deng Chi's random thoughts, the plot has already begun.

The protagonist of this film is Tang Bohu, who is famous for both poetry and painting. He has a lot of money and is also the first of the four talents in Jiangnan.

Deng Chi knew that the Suzhou City in Qinzhou was called Suzhou in ancient times, and the south of Qinzhou was called Jiangnan.

But that's not the point.

The point is the beginning of the movie.

I saw Tang Bohu take out his writing brush with great style

Deng Chi thought that the protagonist was going to start writing, writing, painting and so on. As a result, the goods were roasting chicken wings?

The original brush is not dipped in ink, but soy sauce?

What kind of brain circuit is this screenwriter?

It's very interesting.

Then, Zhu Zhishan appeared.

The movie simply and rudely introduces Zhu Zhishan's identity, one of the four talents in Jiangnan, and Tang Bohu's good friend.

Again, that's not the point.

The point is that Zhu Zhishan doesn't look like a talented person. He's even more unreliable than Tang Bohu's baking chicken wings with a brush.

He turned out to be a rotten gambler. He often told all about his losses, and then asked Tang Bohu to sell his paintings for money

Although the dialogue is simple and rough, little Terrier has a lot of interleaving.

Next, Tang Bohu is finally going to paint.

However, to Deng Chi's astonishment, Tang Bohu used Zhu Zhishan's body to paint

Bang bang.

Dong Dong Dong.

After such an operation, Tang Bohu really drew a beautiful ink painting!

Are you exaggerating?

Very exaggerated!

Is that bullshit?

Very bullshit!

The screenwriter's mind is just plain.

But I don't know why, Deng Chi thinks it's more interesting, although he doesn't laugh -

as a person with a high laugh point, Deng Chi's ability to give "interesting" comments on a film is already a high standard.

This time, Deng Chi was in no hurry to quit.

This film, successfully aroused his interest.

At the same time.

Deng Chi saw a series of bullet screens at the top of the movie. Compared with Deng Chi, who has a high laugh point, these bullet screens are too happy:

"lying trough!"

"It's killing me!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

"Are you Eagles or bugs in their mouths?"

"I don't have a hook anyway."

“……”

Deng Chi did not shield the barrage.

Although he laughs a little, he will be in a good mood when he sees the sand sculpture netizens in the barrage happy.

Probably because happiness is contagious?

The plot continues.

It turns out that Tang Bohu has eight wives.

But the painting style of these eight wives is not right.

They are addicted to Pai Gow, making the birds painted by Tang Bohu into Yaoji, and using Tang Bohu's poetry collection to pad the table

Tang Bohu forced his face to smile.

But his mother could not understand: "you are young and promising, you have a successful career, you have a lot of wealth, and you have many wives and concubines. You should be the happiest person in the world. Why do you have a long face all day?"

Seeing this, Deng Chi suddenly felt that he had been hit.

Tang Bohu, just like himself!

There are often people who don't understand Deng Chi. They say that Deng Chi is handsome and rich, and his girlfriends are more and more beautiful. Why do they get depression

At this moment, Deng Chi felt that he knew Tang Bohu very well.

It's a pity that this kind of sentimental mood didn't spread and was diluted by the following scenes. Tang Bohu's eight wives

Hanging?

Tang Bohu praised: "eight people hanging together, how spectacular it is!"

Deng Chi had the impulse to laugh for the first time.

You have eight wives hanging, you just think it's spectacular?

Once again, he was shown by the brain circuit of the protagonist, or rather by the brain circuit of the screenwriter

In this movie, the style of painting always deviates inadvertently.

Every time the painting style deviates, there will be a strong interest.

Deng Chi watched so many comedies, "Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance" is the most unconventional!

What's more, King Ning sent someone to ask Tang Bohu to be his adviser. However, when Tang was pretending to be ill, he happily ate chicken wings.In the face of doubt, Tang Bohu sang calmly: "because I like to eat braised chicken wings... "

The other side sang along: "but your mother said you're going to heaven soon..."

My mother continued to sing: "you should try your best to eat as soon as you go up to heaven. If you don't eat now, you won't have a chance to eat later..."

Huh?

What the hell?

Deng Chi took a puff from the corner of his mouth and felt that he had been completely shown.

Can you still play like this?

Are you still singing?

Can we be serious about the good rebellion?

What's more weird is

Is the singing special? It's rhythmic?

Deng Chi felt that he was going to lose his grip.

But when the doctor felt Tang Bohu's pulse, Tang Bohu played the pulse into music. Deng Chi's mouth was even worse.

At this time, the barrage was already in full bloom:

"my God, is it so fun?"

"I'm so silly!"

"I believe it's a movie about enviing fish. The music in it is so fierce!"

"Seek the source of the original song!"

"What kind of fairy movie is this?"

"The screenwriter is definitely not a blue star. Aliens have this kind of brain circuit!"

“……”

The movie is not rigorous at all, and the logic can't stand the scrutiny. But it's strange that no one thinks it's wrong. Instead, they just think it's fun.

Spoof!

Ghost animal!

This style of painting runs through the following plot.

Four talented people travel, not a word, take off clothes

There's also a flower like look back, a classic nostril digging series

Barrage ushered in a wave of peak, from the number point of view, it seems that more and more waves, laughter is also more and more intense.

The plot enters the main line.

In order to sneak into Washington and get close to Qiuxiang, Tang Bohu compares with passers-by.

Tang Bohu pretended to be dead and sold himself to bury his father.

The passer-by pushed a family of seven dead people over, and the other party's dog died in a whimper

"Poof!"

Deng Chi couldn't help laughing.

When Tang Bohu holding cockroaches, shouting Xiaoqiang, and wailing, Deng Chi's laughter has been unable to stop.

In the end, passers-by knocked himself to death in order to be miserable. Deng Chi had a stomachache!

At this moment, he is no different from the sand sculpture netizens of barrage

"SHENTE, Xiaoqiang!"

"The dog is dead, ha ha ha, no, no, I'm dead with a smile!"

"It's better than the tragic meeting?"

"The goods knocked themselves to death..."

"Too hard, too hard!"

"As a friendly reminder, don't eat or drink water when watching this movie! Don't ask me how I know! "

"Ah, you didn't say that earlier! I was just drinking water, but I can't choke now! "

"I can't. I can't. I'm laughing!"

“……”

For a long time, Deng Chi stopped laughing.

For those who have never seen Wulitou movies, once the brain waves are up, the effect of Tang Bohu's autumn fragrance is terrifying!

Deng Chi almost forgot when he had the last laugh.

Of course, not all the bullet screens are boasting.

There are also some bullet screens saying:

"what is it?"

"It's a mess."

"Not at all."

"The film has no substance at all."

“……”

These barrages are automatically filtered out.

There are all kinds of bars.

Looking for connotation in comedies, brother, is he on the wrong set?

And you've been watching it for so long, haven't you understood the style of the movie?

Anyway, the vast majority of people, see here, are laughing to death.

In the laughter of countless audiences, Tang Bohu entered Washington.

By this time, the plot has been connected.

Mrs. Hua has a grudge against the Tang family, so she hates Tang Bohu very much

And Qiu Xiang, who was deeply in love with Tang Bohu, also recited Tang Bohu's poem:

"taohuaan in Taohuawu, taohuaan under taohuaxian. Peach blossom immortals grow peach trees and pick them for wine money. "

Seeing this, Deng Chi's laughter suddenly subsided slightly, and his expression flashed a little strange -

is this poem written by the screenwriter?

No matter how farcical the previous plot is, and how magical the brain circuit of the screenwriter is, people can't ignore the level of this verse.

A little bit of literary literacy people can hear the mood of this poem!

This screenwriter, there are many things!

There are not a few people who have similar feelings with Deng Chi, and the barrage was obviously surprised"This poem is of high standard."

"Check it out, it's the original screenwriter."

"You're fast. How many years have you been single?"

"Screenwriters are envious of fish I'm so impressed. It's terrible to admire fish's literary talent. This poem is amazing

"No wonder the lyrics of Xianyu are so good!"

"How do I feel that it's Tang Bohu's idea to be envious of fish?"

"Don't say it. It's really He has a great style in composing words and music But the script he wrote is very bullshit and mischievous. It's a bit of Tang Bohu's game dust.... "

“……”

The audience was more or less shocked.

But this is not the end, because Tang Bohu himself even took a few sentences, which seems to be the same poem that Qiu Xiang read:

"people laugh at me for being too crazy, I laugh at others for not seeing through. There are no tombs of Wuling heroes, no flowers and no wine to hoe the fields. "

WOW!

It blew up!

If we heard the verses read by Qiu Xiang, we were just surprised and surprised. When these verses came out, many audiences were shocked and shocked!

"Again?"

"This is the fortress of poetry!"

"The screenwriter is really a special fairy!"

"It's the same song that Qiu Xiang read, isn't it?"

"I said that this movie has no connotation. Stop it! Are these poems enough to express your face

"I thought it was a funny movie Now I know how talented a screenwriter is! "

"Stone hammer! Tang Bohu is envious of fish, envious of fish is Tang Bohu

“……”

At this time, Deng Chi's eyes have been staring like an egg!

He couldn't help breathing a little

The world laughs at me for being too crazy, but I can't see through others?

At the beginning, Tang Bohu's experience only made Deng Chi feel the same way. However, these poems, like a sharp knife, pierced directly into Deng Chi's heart!

He felt that all his feelings were incisively and vividly written by this poem!

Funny?

Being a screenwriter is only funny. That's really funny!

This screenwriter has hidden too much!

His literary attainments, his poetry level, directly let the film to a higher level!

"Envy fish?"

Many bullet screens say that screenwriters are envious of fish.

At first, Deng Chi didn't care much, but he felt a little familiar, but now he suddenly remembered

Is Xianyu a composer?

Is the screenwriter of this movie envious of fish?

This man is amazing!

At this moment, Deng Chi's heart, even a little bit of admiration for fish, no flowers, no wine hoe field, this is what kind of realm

Don't say that Qiuxiang worships Tang Bohu!

Deng Chi felt that he was going to be the brain powder of Tang Bohu!

And now

The movie is not over yet!