Chapter 1309

Name:Full-time Artist Author:Wo Zui Bai
In the laughter at the scene, he said word by word: "I want you to scold me!"

The scene is stagnant.

The live studio was also stunned.

People even wonder if they heard wrong.

Scold you?

Chu Kuang asked you to write a question!

You let Chu scold you?

What's the problem!

Song Fang can't understand the brain circuit of Lingkong. Is Lingkong completely crazy? This mentality is not as good as himself.

It was the writer who ranked first in the blue star who spoke:

"The meaning of flying in the air should be to let Chu Kuang's teacher write an article and scold him. This question is really tricky. He takes his body as bait and wants Chu Kuang to use his pen as a knife. He must kill without blood."

"That's right."

He looked up and stared coldly at his back on the stage: "aren't you literati the best at playing with words? Let me see your curse level."

"In the air."

Still the first writer of blue star, the old man is a little hard hearted at the moment: "have you ever seen the water margin of teacher Chu crazy?"

"I've seen it," he said

The old man said, "then you should know that Yang Zhi sold knives in the outlaws of the marsh. The hero said that his treasure knife cut iron like mud, blew hair and cut hair, killed without blood, and a rogue didn't believe it. He provoked in every way. Finally, Yang Zhi cut him down by mistake. Before he died, he said two words..."

Lingkong: "good knife."

Before his death, the rascal confirmed that the sword handed down by Yang Zhizu really killed without blood, because his blood didn't touch the blade at all. He witnessed this with his life.

"I want to see it today."

Staring at Chu Kuang in the air, he insisted that he scold himself with articles.

Song Fang suddenly realized that the tricky part of the problem of flying in the air.

No wonder that writer said that Lingkong takes himself as bait. If Chu Kuang excites and uses the most beautiful words without dirty words, it is natural that Chu Kuang wins.

But if Chu Kuang is just a vulgar curse

The Chu maniac is not so high. Today's people are no longer perfect.

Just

It's so hard

What if

What if he can really do it

incorrect!

He can't do it!

Such a short time!

There's no time to think!

Song Fang's mind surged. Someone found that the text on the big screen was impressively updated. This is a new document!

Within the document.

First line.

Chu Kuang knocked down four big characters:

A Madman's Diary!

This topic makes people have a special association. Does Chu Kuang call himself a madman? Does he have ideas in an instant when he gets the topic!?

One shock after another.

With the continuous sound of Chu Kuang's keyboard tapping, the scene and screen gradually fell into a dead silence!

……

one

Tonight, a good moonlight.

I haven't seen him for more than 30 years; I see you today. I'm very cheerful. Only then did I know that for more than 30 years, I was all dizzy; However, great care must be taken. Otherwise, why do Zhao's dogs look at me?

I'm reasonably afraid.

……

two

There's no moonlight today. I know it's bad. When he went out carefully in the morning, Zhao guiweng looked strange. He seemed to be afraid of me and wanted to harm me. There were seven or eight people who whispered about me, opened their mouths and smiled at me; And I was cold from head to toe, and knew that they had arranged it properly.

I'm not afraid. I'm still on my way. A group of children in front also talked about me there; His eyes were the same as those of Zhao guiweng, and his face was iron blue. I think I have something against children, and so does he. I couldn't help shouting, "you tell me!" They ran away.

Oh, I see. This is what their mother taught me!

……

The content is very short, but Chu crazy's words have a shocking taste inexplicably!

Zhao family?

I'm afraid you mean in the air?

Although there is no straightforward use of "Ling family", scholars are always implicit, which is considered to be a kind of aesthetic feeling of literature.

Who's Zhao's dog?

People almost subconsciously looked at Song Fang.

Song Fang's footsteps were floating, and bursts of strong dizziness came from his brain!

In the air!

Fuck you!

It turns out that when you are a teammate, you will really be killed by the pit. No wonder the whole network is saying that you are a Tiankeng!

Let Chu scold you?

I have never heard anyone make such a cheap request in my life!

Just scold. He even scolded me. If this article goes down, I can't lift my head in my life. The consequences are even more serious than questioning Chu Kuang himself!

Finally stood up straight.

Song Fang found that the expression of the people around him had changed.

For example, Wang Luo, the richest man of blue star, is opening his mouth at the moment.

For example, the guy who just stabbed himself is staring at him now.

For example, in the air, he is full of amazement.

For example, in front of a woman, song Fang even saw her inverted hair!

be dumbfounded!

Everyone is stupid!

Did Chu Kuang write something behind it?

Song Fang turned to the screen and took a breath!

……

three

Remember, I was cold from the top to my heels.

If they can eat people, they may not not eat me.

Everything must be studied before it can be understood. I remember eating people in ancient times, but I don't know. I opened the history and found that there is no age in this history. The words "benevolence, righteousness and morality" are written on each leaf. I couldn't sleep. I read it carefully in the middle of the night, and then I saw the words from the crack of the words. The whole book was written with two words "cannibalism"!

I'm human, too. They want to eat me!

……

Cannibalism!

Cannibalism!

Or cannibalism!

Chu Kuang didn't swear at all. There was no dirty word in the content, but it seemed that every sentence was swearing!

Pungent satire and the art of writing have been played with thousands of tricks in his pen!

It makes people tremble!

It's chilly to see the sky cover!

Who is the man eater? It's the Zhao family, the volley, the capital, and even those who follow the crowd, the Zhao family's dog!

His words seem to have blood!

Every word has thousands of words to tell!

It seems to be talking about the present, the history and the future!

His writing continues.

……

twelve

I can't think about it.

I have been eating people for four thousand years. Today I understand that I have been among them for many years; The eldest brother is in charge of the housework, and his sister is just dead. He may not be in the meal and secretly give us food.

I may not have inadvertently stopped eating a few pieces of my sister's meat. Now it's my turn

With a history of cannibalism for 4000 years, although I didn't know at the beginning, now I understand that it's hard to see real people!

……

thirteen

Children who haven't eaten people, or others?

Help the child!

……

This is the end of Chu Kuang's Madman's diary, but the shock left has just begun!

The writer with the first blue star looked repeatedly and carefully, as if his eyes were on the screen and he didn't know what he was reading.

The people next to him were stunned.

I understand, but I don't fully understand, but I always feel that every word has deep meaning!

Gradually.

They seem to have realized it, and their eyes are brighter and brighter!

In fact, it's not appropriate for such an article to appear here, but Lin Yuan just wants to write it, because he loves reading Mr. Lu Xun's article, because the essence of some things has not changed for thousands of years, and because he deeply understands:

Interpretation is a magical thing.

Unreasonable, there will be rationalization.

As long as the key words are right, the brain waves will naturally be right. At this time, no one will guess the author's intention word by word.

Including skydiving.

Save the children?

You mean I hurt those interns?

Look.

What Lin Yuan didn't know at all, he flew to the signal himself. After all, he said how he played with the trainee some time ago

As for cannibalism?

There are many cannibals in the world. It is impossible to be innocent in the air.

And those who persecute the protagonist, will they refer to the followers on the Internet?

After all, many people began to question Chu maniacs and even abuse for no reason under the bewitchment of Lingkong and song Fang!

For example, the sentence "this is taught by their mother and father".

Isn't that what song Fang and those believers in the sky are talking about?

……

Understanding and not fully understanding is everyone's state, but at this time, everyone feels that they understand!

"Well written!"

"Look for scolding, this is!"

"This scolds too much!"

"Song Fang, a dog of the Zhao family!"

"Skyward begged for scolding, but Chu Kuang vented all his emotions. This group of capital represented by skyward is cannibalism. It's terrible to think about it carefully. If it's not the evil codeword speed of the old thief and the explosion of on-the-spot creative ability, it's uncertain that he will really carry the reputation of a team operation in the future, he will be eaten and destroyed. His rumor comes easily. The old thief is really tired for refuting the rumor!"

"This attack is more than capital!"

"Cultural circles and entertainment circles have been scolded all over!"

"Save the child!"

"The last sentence really tears!"

"Some people really can't pollute their children any more. Look at how capital persecutes people now!"

"Why was Chu Kuang forced to clarify?"

"Because he offended capital, capital wanted to kill him!"

public clamor can melt metals!

Curses!

But in this curse, Chu Kuang typed again: "this article is not for you, the following is."

then.

Chu Kuang coquettishly called out the largest red bold font.

Just one word.

"Cheap!"

Because it is the largest font, this bright red font directly occupies the whole computer screen!

It seems that this word is powerful!

He stumbled in the air and took a step back subconsciously. He almost didn't stand firm and was sent away on the spot. Chu Kuang didn't play cards according to common sense and was even crazier than himself!

In front of the computer.

Lin Yuan smiled proudly. It's comfortable now. The whole person has a good idea. Do you deserve the madman's diary?

I don't deserve it.

And let me scold you?

Isn't it cheap?

Don't you just want to see me use vulgar words and swear simply and rudely, so that I don't have quality?

Satisfy you.

I am such a person. When I am angry, I will also want to swear. Why do I have to pretend to be elegant in front of the world?

However.

After all, this is a live broadcast in front of audiences all over the world——

After all, this is a live broadcast hosted by the literary and Art Association——

The live director's face is green!

In fact, the director is Lin Yuan's old friend Tong Shuwen: "damn Chu crazy, how can you type such pure curse words at such a time!"

Too careless!

After all, you are not as envious of fish as your good brother!

……

The scene was full of laughter at the moment when the word came out. No one thought it was inappropriate, although it was very inappropriate!

"Fine!"

Somewhere backstage.

An old man shouted.

The staff next to the old man immediately frowned: "president, what's the reason?"

"The impact is too bad."

The president of the Literary Association said so.

No one knew he was coming.

Of course he will come for such a scene today.

"Just fine him 500 yuan. Education and warning are the main things. The Internet is not a place outside the law."

Finally, the old man said so.

The staff almost couldn't help laughing. The action of the literary and art association was to block the people with bad deeds.

This is the first time to fine $500.

I'm afraid outsiders will not think it's punishment, but more like doting.

This one really likes that young man.

……

And in the studio.

Chu Kuang's word "cheap" was mosaic after only two seconds.

However, the audience saw what they should see!

"I wipe!"

"Hahaha!"

"Fierce!"

"Chu Kuang is too fierce!"

"Tianzi No. 1 tiger man!"

"There's nothing wrong with scolding you in front of the world!"

"Just now I thought Chu Kuang was a God. Now I think he is still a man. Like us, he has love and hate!"

"The old thief is going against the sky today!"

"It's really different from father fish."

"Go, go, go!"

"Show your face!!"

"What about the one who will show his face at last?"

The audience has not forgotten the biggest play of today's live broadcast!

Chu Kuang wants to show his face!

Even if he doesn't show his face, Chu Kuang also proves with 50000 word Red Mansions and madman's diary that there is only one Chu Kuang without semicolon!

But the audience is so curious!

What does Chu crazy old thief look like?

What is the true face of this madman who has abused readers thousands of times?

in fact.

Someone also shouted "show your face" at the scene.

Some even joked and shouted "expose your face".

The audience was amused, and the "Unveiling" was painted one after another.

The atmosphere relaxed. An Hong, the host who could see the barrage, couldn't help laughing and finally made a bold joke:

"It's OK to expose your face. Do you think this is the masked king of songs?"

Pause.

Anhong became serious again and turned to look at the back: "is Mr. Chu crazy ready?"

"All right."

Chu Kuang didn't type this time and spoke directly.

Many people's expressions moved slightly. They always felt that the voice seemed to have been heard somewhere?

A very young voice.

But for a moment, no one could tell where he had heard it.

The host an Hong's expression became serious. In fact, even he and the director didn't know the true face of Chu Kuang, so his voice was deep and thick, with deep expectation:

"Teacher Chu Kuang, please say hello to everyone formally."

"Hello, everyone."

Because someone was shouting "exposing his face", Lin Yuan felt as if he was dreaming back to the stage of the masked king of songs.

At that time.

He imagined for thousands of times how to greet the audience when he made his first public appearance at the unveiling moment, but finally became a simple sentence:

I envy fish.

Lin Yuan has also imagined today's scene many times.

However, in the end, Lin Yuan still chose the simplest way, just as he did at the beginning:

"I'm Chu crazy."

While talking, Lin Yuan was completely facing the audience.

Through the scene, through the lens and through the eyes, the familiar and unfamiliar face clearly reflects into every eye of the world, with countless pupils shrinking into the tip of a needle.

Lin Yuan felt momentary deafness in his eardrum.

Then the whole world seemed to shake.

residential quarters?

campus?

street?

Carriage?

park?

It's from the ground.

It's from blue star.

Where people haunt the gathering place, there are people watching the live broadcast, and there are unconscious, instinctive shocks and screams. The world is like boiling water, and the huge heat wave is rising!

Hello, I'm Chu Kuang.

Hello, everyone. I'm envious of fish.

As if two different time lines were closed in an instant, or two figures in two time and space and two places gradually overlapped, and finally became Lin Yuan standing on the stage with a slight grin.

The light is bright.

Life is like summer flowers.

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PS: for fear of being influenced by comments, I wanted to send out this plot in a coherent way, so I delayed for so many days. Sure enough, this behavior is not online, and I'm ashamed of those friends who invest, because I don't know that dianniang has the rule that if she doesn't update continuously, she will break the investment. Fortunately, the plot is finally finished. After holding for so many days, I feel that dirty white is worthy of the crazy old thief of Chu. Please ask for a monthly ticket.

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