Near zero.
Qin Zhou.
A cinema.
Countless fans have bought tickets for Kung Fu, and there are many fans who envy fish.
"Liu Xing's" imperial city "sold well."
"I thought fish Dad might win, but Liu Xing didn't make mistakes. In this case, it's a little difficult for fish dad to kill."
"Not necessarily."
"I think there are still a lot of people buying tickets."
"The early publicity was good, but the film was released for a month. The publicity alone can't support the whole schedule. We can only win by quality. However, the quality of the opponent is also very high this time."
"Whatever, I'm here to listen to music."
"Hahaha, there's nothing wrong with that. Anyway, our fish father doesn't rely on movies."
"I looked at the paipian, no less than the imperial city."
"The film arrangement on both sides is flat. In a few days, which film performs better will improve."
……
Su Cheng.
As the largest cinema under Dadi cinema, the crew of Kung Fu opened the premiere.
Lin Yuan did not attend this time.
However, Lin Yuan privately wore a mask and came to the cinema with his family.
My sister said nervously, "do we hope to kill the imperial city?"
My mother said faintly, "winning or losing is a routine for soldiers. There's no need to take it too seriously. Just do a good job for Xiaoyuan."
My sister wondered, "then why do you go all out to invite your own square dancing sisters to a movie?"
My mother said casually, "I have money."
Lin Yuan laughed, but his heart was warm.
Because he knew that not only his mother, but also his sister invited her colleagues to see the film, although her sister didn't go with her colleagues.
My sister sent a lot of red envelopes to the students in the university to let everyone support Kung Fu.
At this time.
The light suddenly went dark.
The audience in the cinema was refreshed!
The big screen lights up and the film officially begins!
……
Lin Yuan's Kung Fu is very close to the original.
The biggest difference from the original Kung Fu is special effects and technology.
The original Kung Fu is 2D.
Blue Star Cinema popularized naked eye 3D technology.
Lin Yuan used it in this film, and the production of special effects is more sophisticated, so the cost naturally increases.
But the benefits are:
The sense of substitution in the film has been greatly improved!
On the big screen.
In a slightly dark color.
Some police station.
The sound of smashing continued, accompanied by a painful wail.
The next moment.
Director Yi made a successful debut.
The whole audience was surprised. Obviously, I didn't expect Yi Chenggong to act in person as a film director.
"Who else?"
Yi's successful acting skills are shocking!
Obviously a director, but performed the arrogant feeling of domineering.
Pointing to the amorous cheongsam woman in the corner, it seemed that the turbulence and darkness of that era were written on his face: "such a beautiful woman was brought here by you just because she spit on the ground. Is there any royal law? Is there any law?"
The scene burst into laughter.
good heavens.
You called the police station and asked if there was a king's law?
……
Zhongzhou.
Lumi cinema.
Liu Xing and the main creators of his "imperial city" are also watching movies.
At this point.
Yi Chenggong's crocodile gang boss has walked out of the police station and stroked the buttocks of the cheongsam woman with one hand.
Opposite the police station is a cinema.
Yi Chenggong said with a smile, "I can't make a movie. There's no one in the cinema on Sunday."
Puff.
The front and back rows laughed one after another.
Yi Chenggong is a director, as we all know.
Even those who didn't know before, after watching the Kung Fu press conference, all know this.
At this moment, I make complaints about the success of Tucao.
The audience laughed.
The atmosphere suddenly changed on the big screen.
There was a frightening sound in the distance.
When Yi successfully regained consciousness, the police station has closed quickly!
Soundtrack "I don't go to hell"!
The depressing feeling of mountain rain and wind all over the building suddenly formed. With the appearance of a group of axe gang members in black suits, the momentum of the whole film opened in an instant. It was the taste of a blockbuster!
then.
The axe gang destroyed the crocodile gang.
Brother Chen danced with the members of the axe gang.
Liu Xing's expression changed slightly. The soundtrack is really unique, but in addition to the soundtrack, the plot rhythm is also very good, which makes Liu Xing feel inexplicably frightened.
……
Kowloon stronghold.
Soy sauce burst and shouted, "charter woman, why is there no water!"
With the miso's lines, the charterer appeared for the first time, and a sharp and sour image jumped out.
Charterers also appeared.
At about the thirteenth minute of the film, he Sheng's protagonist appeared.
According to the normal film law, there is something wrong with the rhythm of the protagonist appearing so late.
However, there seems to be no such saying in the film Kung Fu. When he Sheng appeared, many people didn't even realize that the film had passed 13 minutes.
At this point.
He Sheng took a fat man pretending to be an axe gang and wanted to collect protection fees. As a result, there was a conflict between the two sides.
"Jianghu rules, fight alone!"
"The one who is half an inch away from five feet is you. Short, admit it..."
"The old man with glasses pulled so much..."
"I'm not talking about you, uncle. I'm talking about the kid over there. I've endured you for a long time. Come out!"
"No one is like a man. Today's Duel has been cancelled!"
The first laugh in the cinema!
These people in Jiulong stronghold are either as tall as a little giant or as muscular as a cow. Even his aunt can punch He Sheng and spit blood.
……
A cinema in Qinzhou.
Lin Yuan's ears were full of laughter.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"My mother, what a mess!"
"This Jiulong stronghold is a wonderful flower!"
"The sauce is bursting!"
"His groin is exposed!"
"This movie is very good!"
"The image of each supporting role is very clear, and the pair of chartered public servants and chartered women are even more unique!"
Beside Lin Yuan.
Mom and sister are laughing, too.
The fat man who came to collect the protection fee with He Sheng fell asleep while cutting his head.
so to speak:
Since the protagonist appeared, the smile has never stopped!
……
Turn the camera again.
The axe gang came on stage again.
He Sheng's artillery battle accidentally threw an axe on the head of a small boss, causing another laugh.
The play begins.
Jiulong stronghold has hidden dragons and crouching tigers!
The three middle-aged men who were still submissive and bullied in front of the charterer and a small citizen image were experts!
Brother Chen's men rushed over.
Everyone's hearts are raised!
Three!
Five!
Ten!
Wow, a bunch!
At the beginning of the film, the axe gang, which is shown in an invincible image, was destroyed by three expert groups in Jiulong stronghold!
Iron fist!
Twelve legs!
Wulang Bagua stick!
The wonderful fight dazzled all the audience!
With naked eye 3D effect.
The audience seemed to be on the scene!
A lot of people screamed and had a great time!
"Lying trough!"
"Exciting!"
"It's so cool!"
"I thought the axe gang was invincible. I didn't expect to be so vulnerable in front of real experts!"
"Cool!"
"Pure kung fu films are comedy, but these martial arts designs are so handsome that they explode!"
"NIMA!"
"I thought these three people were weak chickens, but I didn't expect them to be masters!"
"Looking at Jiulong stronghold, there are hidden dragons and crouching tigers. All kinds of muscle men appear in turn. I thought it was just a comedy effect!"
"Absolutely!"
"I like this movie!"
This is the first big hit at the beginning of the film. The audience has completely watched hi!
Comedy?
It's a comedy!
Even the most serious atmosphere, the most bloody flower face and the most cruel background are still interspersed with constant jokes!
Dense!
But if it's just like this, the audience will laugh at most. It's like Tang Bohu's point of autumn fragrance. The play is only for the purpose of making fun, but the film is also funny, but it can give the audience an unexpected great sense of comfort at the same time!
……
The story continues.
The axe gang failed.
He Sheng and the fat man were tied up.
They posed as the axe gang to start the conflict. Brother Chen wanted to kill them. Who knew he Sheng could unlock the lock.
This aroused brother Chen's interest. He thought this kind of goods might be useful in the future, so he asked them to go out and kill someone.
"I think about killing people every day."
He Sheng opened his mouth. Obviously, he was very serious, but the audience laughed again.
This guy did a great job!
Even seemingly ordinary lines always give people a funny feeling.
But the funnier thing is still ahead.
He Sheng even said he could do Kung Fu!
The audience's interest was raised and soon defeated.
What can you do Kung Fu?
Obviously, I was fooled by the old man when I was a child:
"Boy, I see that you have wonderful bones. You are a rare martial arts talent in a hundred years. If you can get through Ren Du's two veins one day, it's not flying dragon to heaven. It's fate for you and me. I'd better give you this" Tathagata divine palm "for only ten yuan..."
He Sheng, a young and ignorant man, was cheated of his change.
He really practiced the Tathagata palm and even wanted a hero to save the beauty. As a result, his sister couldn't save her. Instead, she was ridiculed and severely beaten.
From then on, he Sheng understood:
There is no good end to being a good man. He wants to be a bad man, so when he grows up, he becomes a gangster and wants to join the axe gang!
……
After memories.
The plot rhythm is perfect.
He Sheng actually met a little girl who wanted a hero to save her beauty when she was young.
The film doesn't say it clearly.
But this kind of plot doesn't need to be said clearly.
It's just that reunion is not beautiful. He Sheng runs away with the fat man after grabbing his sister's ice cream and laughs wildly in the desolate music.
Inexplicably.
The audience was a little sad.
Very strange.
It's a comedy.
Obviously, the protagonist is laughing.
But the audience just feel sad.
The good nonsense comedy, many people's hearts are inexplicably touched.
……
The sadness didn't last long.
The protagonist takes the fat man back to Jiulong village again. He wants to kill the charterer.
However.
The fat man is a pig teammate. He stabbed He Sheng with a knife and even let he Sheng be bitten by a poisonous snake.
The cinema burst into laughter again.
What's more, the charterer went after he Sheng.
They staged a chase that made the whole audience laugh and cramp!
"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
"I'm going to die!"
"This NIMA is faster than a motorcycle!"
"Overspeed!"
"The knife on He Sheng's shoulder is used as a rearview mirror!"
"What movie is father fish? It's going to make me laugh crazy!"
"Laugh until your stomach hurts!"
"The charterer's posture in the air is amazing!"
"He Sheng wears it thoroughly!"
"Hit!"
The charterer bumped into a street sign.
He Sheng is a successful runner.
……
He Sheng was poisoned by the snake and entered the iron box on the traffic light.
At this time, his mouth was swollen into a sausage mouth, and his tongue was countless times larger.
The audience laughed loudly.
However.
Halfway through the laughter, everyone suddenly widened their eyes!
He Sheng clenched his fists and his knife burst out!
Touch!
Touch!
Touch!
The camera opens.
There are palm prints in the paste box!
The sudden plot turn stunned everyone!
Does the protagonist really know kung fu?
Is this palm technique the Tathagata divine palm?
……
investment!
Everyone is completely involved in the plot!
In Jiulong stronghold, the three masters were driven out by the charterer, but they met the master invited by the axe gang.
As the saying goes: where can I find a bosom friend at the end of the world?
The soundtrack "Zheng Feng" sounded!
Playing zither, two blind people fight with the three masters of Jiulong stronghold!
The three masters are strong enough, but they are still dying by the blind combination!
Just as they were about to kill.
A roar burst forth!
Charterer!
Charter company!
Tai Chi, lion roar!
The gorgeous fighting, the wonderful degree is constantly upgraded, and the cool action design makes all the audience thoroughly see hi!
"Master!"
"Peerless master!"
"The charterer and the charterer are the most terrible!"
"Ah, the action design of this film is invincible!"
"The lion roaring skill seems to be one of the unique skills of the Golden Lion King!"
"It's not strange to have seen Chu Kuang's story of relying on heaven to kill dragons."
"This is the bridge to pay tribute to Chu Kuang."
"It's great!"
The axe gang failed again.
This time it was even worse. Brother Chen was frightened and trembled all over. Smoking ignited his hair.
In the cinema.
Cheers and laughter joined.
The words that ah GUI, one of the three experts, said to the couple before he died made people want to laugh and cry:
The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility!
When people are dying, they don't forget to pay tribute to the classic lines of the early film spider man.
……
The story continues.
The axe gang found a new expert again.
Fire cloud evil god!
The world's martial arts can't be broken quickly!
The appearance of huoyun evil god is even more domineering than the blind combination, although it has nothing to do with experts in image.
In strong contrast.
Brother Chen was killed by the evil god of huoyun.
Then the evil god of huoyun found the charterer and his wife and came up with a classic line:
"I just want to kill two or be killed by two."
The couple's name was revealed by the evil god of huoyun:
Yang Guo!
little dragon maiden!
This is the source of all evils of the crazy martial arts of Chu, the male and female protagonists of the divine carving Xia!
therefore.
I don't know the number of upgrades.
Terrible and crazy fighting scenes were staged.
This time.
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Although he Sheng had been disabled at this time, he couldn't live.
……
Finally!
The film is at the end!
The dying protagonist was wrapped in zongzi, but strangely, his injury recovered!
Just at this time.
The fire cloud evil god chased and killed here.
Under the leadership of huoyun evil god, the axe sect began to attack Jiulong stronghold.
Suddenly.
The door was opened.
He Sheng, who was still untidy before, now dressed in white, walked out of the door and easily avoided the attack.
WOW!
The sky is full of figures of axe gang members. They are hit by He Sheng!
Countless people besieged him and couldn't hurt him!
The fire cloud evil god started!
Toad skill!
This is a tribute to Chu Kuang's biography of heroes in carving. Toad skill is Ouyang Feng's famous stunt!
But the line that runs through the film also began to end.
"Husband, do you remember the palm technique of a move falling from the sky?"
"It's the lost Tathagata palm!"
you 're right!
Tathagata palm!
He Sheng really knows the Tathagata palm!
The arrogant and almost invincible huoyun evil god was beaten to the ground, and the ground around his body was a terrible palm print!
He gave up.
He Sheng took back the palm in an instant.
The fire cloud evil god suddenly got up and attacked. However, when he rushed to He Sheng, the other party just raised his hand again.
Boom!
The wall 100 meters away is broken.
The evil god of huoyun stood in place blankly: "what's this palm technique?"
He Sheng's tone was ordinary, as if he told a trivial matter: "I want to learn, I'll teach you."
The fire cloud evil god knelt and cried, "I lost."
……
The film began to finish.
About the dumb girl.
About all kinds of characters in the film.
The scenes at the end of the film are explained one after another.
In this process, the whole cinema can hear the quiet dropping of needles.
One second.
Two seconds.
Three seconds.
Everyone opened their mouths and looked at the subtitles at the end of the film.
Director.
to star.
supporting rule.
Lights.
Fine Arts.
Finally, the screenwriter.
The word "envy fish" is so huge that it almost contracts the whole big screen.
Suddenly!
A spectator in the front row suddenly got up and roared!
"Good!"
Then the other audience stood up one after another!
Mom also roared up with excitement on her face!
"Good shot!"
Sister got up and applauded!
Sister got up and applauded!
The whole theater exploded!
The main creative team in the front row has red eyes!
……
Zhongzhou.
Lumi cinema.
It's the same as Lin Yuan's cinema.
silent!
And explode!
Applause shook the eardrums of the main creators of the "imperial city" crew. Liu Xing looked at the screen blankly, his face full of unbelievable words!
Now.
The 38th big director of blue star was completely shocked by Kung Fu!
Same crew.
The producer's mouth is wide open!
The deputy director's eyes are rounder than eggs!
The whole crew can't escape this shock!
Comedy!
Move!
Rhythm!
Emotion!
Impeccable!
In terms of the quality of commercial films, this is an almost impeccable film in all aspects. It even goes beyond the category of popcorn films and brings some connotation worthy of deep thought!
Inexplicable.
The gang recalled the soundtrack of "ambush on all sides" in the film.
As Xianyu advertised, there are many wonderful soundtracks in this film, but the most unforgettable one is still ambush on all sides.
ambush on all sides?
This Zhongzhou ambush against envious fish was smashed by a Tathagata palm in front of Kung Fu!
"I lost..."
The last line of huoyun evil god suddenly rang out repeatedly in Liu Xing's heart for some reason, which made his face as pale as paper.
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PS: the length of the film has been reduced as much as possible. After all, everyone should be familiar with the film.
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