Chapter 1147

Name:Full-time Artist Author:Wo Zui Bai
After singing the happy birthday song, we share the cake.

After eating a mouthful of cream, Eric said with a smile:

"The meal was eaten and the cake was eaten. Let's take out the birthday gifts we prepared for LAN LAN!"

Everyone brought gifts.

Many beautifully packaged gift boxes were soon taken out, and Lin Yuan also took out the gift box.

Lan Lan: "can I open it?"

"Of course," Wei said with a smile

Lan Lan opens everyone's gifts.

There are people who send watches.

There are bracelets.

There are earphones.

There are shoes.

There are clothes and trousers.

last.

Lan Lan looked at the gift box taken out by Lin Yuan: "what's in it?"

Lin Yuan said:

"Gifts."

Everyone can't laugh or cry.

Listen to what you say is like listening to what you say.

Lan Lan's expectation was about to overflow, and quickly opened the gift box of envy fish.

……

Live studio.

The audience is curious:

"What will the fish father give?"

"Can't it be a full set of exercise books?"

"Poof!"

"Send a full set of exercise books, are you the devil!"

……

Of course not a workbook.

There are some books in the gift box.

The book that appears at the top is called Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix.

It's the Harry Potter series!

The camera shot on the book cover, and the bullet screen in the live broadcasting room burst instantly!

"Ah!"

"Old thief's Harry Potter series!"

"Good guy."

"Bring goods to Chu Kuang?"

"I see, buy!"

"Why not send Harry Potter series? It's better to send some exercise books to children. At least doing homework is just physically tired. It's heart tired to see this!"

"The fish father is too cruel!"

"What a revenge!"

"Save the child!"

"Children must not read it. This book is poisonous and will seriously poison the physical and mental health of teenagers!"

"Damn Chu crazy old thief!"

"My Cedric, my Sirius!"

The series of Harry Potter books suddenly recalled the painful memories of many people.

you 're right.

This is the gift Lin Yuan prepared for LAN LAN.

Harry Potter series I'm writing.

"Thank you, brother Xianyu."

Lan Lan showed an unexpected look and some inevitable disappointment: "but I've seen the Harry Potter series..."

Lin Yuan was stunned.

LAN LAN has seen it?

The audience also froze, and immediately laughed at bullet screen comments: "or learning task is too light!"

At this time.

Lan Lan said curiously, "I heard from my aunt that Chu Kuang is a good friend of brother envy fish?"

Lin Yuan: "yes."

Lan Lan: "brother Xianyu, can you ask me why you want to kill Sirius?"

Lin Yuan: "this..."

Lan Lan: and Cedric

Lin Yuan: "that..."

Lan Lan suddenly waved her small fist and shouted angrily with childish words:

"I don't share heaven with the crazy old thief of Chu!"

Chu crazy old thief?

Lin Yuan was speechless. The little Laurie had found the Lord, but she couldn't refute it.

……

The barrage in the live broadcasting room became more and more dense, and the audience cheered one after another!

"Well said!"

"Speak my heart!"

"I don't share heaven with the crazy old thief of Chu!"

"Look at the children. What have they been poisoned like?"

"Father fish, go and blow the wind for the old thief!"

"Isn't it too much to revive Sirius?"

"Isn't it too much to revive Cedric by the way?"

"Ha ha ha."

"Father fish said he was implicated by the crazy old thief of Chu."

"Look at the embarrassed little eyes of father fish!"

……

At this time.

Wei good luck reached for the top Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix and suddenly widened his eyes:

"This is... The signature of Mr. Chu Kuang?"

Chukuang's signature?

They quickly looked down.

The title page reads this line:

[happy 12th birthday to Wei Lanlan children, good health, good luck in everything, learning progress and eternal happiness - Chu Kuang]

"Ah!"

"It's really the signature of teacher Chu Kuang!"

"Representative, I want it too!"

"Me too, me too, me too!"

"I'm a big fan of teacher Chu Kuang!"

"This should be the only Harry Potter series on the market with Mr. Chu Kuang's autograph?"

"I remember that Mr. Chu Kuang's autographs are very rare, because he has never held any signing meeting. He gave some bookmarks in cooperation with the publishing activities of Silver Blue Library in the early years, which makes these autographs hard to find!"

The fish Dynasty is full of excitement!

Looking at the signature, my eyes are shining. I want to take it as my own!

Shua!

Wei Lanlan was so excited that he quickly held these books together. His previous disappointment had disappeared!

"Thank you, brother Xianyu!"

"Thank you, Miss Chu Kuang!"

The crisp voice is full of infinite surprises!

Huh?

Miss Chu crazy?

Didn't the little Laurie just shout "I'm dead with the old Chu crazy thief"?

……

Live studio.

The audience who saw this scene were dumbfounded!

"Signature?"

"Ah ah ah!"

"Autographed by the crazy old thief of Chu?"

"Little Laurie, how can you do this? You just said that you are against the old thief Chu Kuang. How can you receive his signature book? Now send me the book and I'll destroy it for you!"

"Let me destroy it!"

"Laugh to death!"

"Ouch, it smells good!"

"What an iron bone, Wei Lanlan!"

"Little girl, there are two faces."

"Wei Lanlan: I'm dead with the crazy old thief of Chu!"

"Envy fish: This is his signature book."

"Wei Lanlan: people like Chu crazy teacher best!"

"Envy cried!"

Chu Kuang's signature books are too few on the market!

This leads to the high value of Chu crazy signature!

No matter how cool the fans scold the old thief, in fact, they dream of a signature book of Chu Kuang!

……

Just then.

Lin Yuan suddenly smiled and said, "are you sure you've read all these books?"

Wei Lanlan nodded seriously: "I haven't missed one of the five Harry Potter series. I've seen the first three twice, and I dare not watch the fourth and fifth twice..."

Lin Yuan broke Wei Lanlan's hand.

The girl held a pile of books on her chest as if she were afraid of being robbed by others. Lin Yuan finally took out the bottom book.

Smiled.

Lin Yuan said, "have you seen this one?"

Wei Lanlan wondered, "of course I read all of them..."

Before the voice fell, Wei Lanlan suddenly covered her mouth and filled her eyes with unbelievable words!

Because the cover of the book pulled out by Lin Yuan is a little strange.

Strange is right.

Because this is the sixth Harry series.

"Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince" has not been officially released on the blue star market!

"Ah!"

Great surprise!

Chu Kuang's autograph has surprised Wei Lanlan!

When Lin Yuan took out the new book Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, which had not been sold on the market and had already made countless readers on all continents of blue star eager to see it, Wei Lanlan suddenly felt unprecedented happiness!

God knows how much she looks forward to this book!

Perhaps this is destined to be the most unforgettable birthday of her life.

side.

Sun yaohuo's faces changed. Obviously, they all knew the meaning of this book.

Part six!

The sixth Harry Potter series will be released in a few days!

How good is the relationship between Xianyu and Chu Kuang to get such an unpublished new book!

This thing is already a trade secret of Silver Blue library!

……

Live studio.

The audience was stunned!

"Shit!"

"What do I see?"

"The sixth Harry Potter series that has not been released on the market!"

"Envy fish and cattle!"

"He got the book before it was released!"

"Even if you sign, after all, it's just a small effort for Chu crazy. What's the matter with the unpublished Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince!"

"I envy little Laurie!"

"Want it!"

"I want it too!"

"Has father fish seen the plot?"

"Spoiler alert!"

"No, no, no, no, no spoilers!"

"Just tell me if there are dead people in this one!"

There are so many readers of Harry Potter series. Most people in the live studio are crazy. They want to rush into the screen and take the book away!

……

Shocked.

Xia fan goes to the assistant and looks at the bullet screen.

Sure enough.

At this time, the barrage was already dense.

Xia fan couldn't help laughing and said, "representative, do you want to interact with the audience? Everyone asked if you've seen a new book."

Lin Yuan said truthfully, "I've seen it."

Of course I have. I typed it word by word.

Xia fan added, "the audience also asked you if anyone died in this movie."

The audience's heart suddenly tightened!

Wei Lanlan looked at Lin Yuan nervously.

This is probably the most concerned issue for readers of Harry Potter series.

Lin Yuan began to meditate.

Xia Fan said with a smile, "let's skip this question..."

Lin Yuan suddenly interrupts Xia fan:

"Harry..."

"Ron..."

"Hermione..."

Just as the audience's heartbeat began to accelerate, Lin Yuan suddenly smiled: "they are not dead."

Live broadcast room barrage:

"Father fish scared me to death!"

"Skin!"

"Too skinny!"

"Shit, the protagonist's group of three is dead and playing fart!"

"Blood pressure almost came up."

"Ha ha ha."

"Fish dad doesn't want a spoiler."

"Just now, my breathing is about to stop."

"Some dry goods!"

"Say something we want to know!"

Look at the barrage.

Xia fan reminded: "let's have some dry goods."

dried food?

Lin Yuan's expression suddenly became serious. There was a touch of sadness in his eyes, and he read several names:

"Lupin..."

"Dobby..."

"Moody..."

"Colin..."

"Tonks..."

"Snape..."

"Fred..."

"Hedwig..."

Who else is there?

Lin Yuan read out a bunch of familiar names in one breath, and then the conversation turned again and smiled again:

"None of them died."

The audience in the live studio almost jumped on the spot after listening to the last sentence!

"Shit!"

"I knew it!"

"Start peeling again!"

"Although I know it's a joke again, I'm still scared out of a cold sweat and my mood is up. These are my favorite characters!"

"You almost believe it."

"Ha ha ha."

"Chu crazy old thief is not so crazy."

"So many popular characters are dying?"

"The fish father has learned bad from Chu Kuang. The sad eyes just scared me!"

"Life is like a play. It all depends on Acting!"

"Hahaha, I feel the sixth film is very stable!"

"Father fish's words should be very credible."

"After all, he has got the sixth film. He must have seen it."

"Safe!"

Amid the laughter, the audience was relieved.

Perhaps at the moment, only Lin Yuan knows how cruel his wave of spoilers is.

It's just a reverse spoiler.

This will only ease up after everyone has watched the finale of the Harry Potter series.

This is psychology.

First, use the real information that Harry Potter and other protagonists will not die to confuse and interfere with the authenticity of the next information.

……

The birthday party is over.

The live broadcast is coming to an end.

When Xia Fan said that the live broadcast was coming to an end, the audience were reluctant to give up and shouted that they wanted to listen to Yu Dynasty singing in the live broadcast room.

At this point.

Everyone also looked at the live broadcast on the mobile phone.

Chen Zhiyu said with a smile, "since everyone won't let us broadcast next time, let's each sing before the end."

"OK."

The crowd nodded.

Xia fan found the accompaniment, directly connected the live studio with a computer, and then sang the first dream.

Jiang Kui sang "big fish".

Chen Zhiyu sang "change yourself".

Sun yaohuo sang "life is like summer flowers".

Zhao yingchromium sang "flammable and explosive".

By coincidence, everyone sang the first song written by envy fish to themselves.

It's Wei's turn. Sister luck also wants to sing the first song written by Xianyu to herself, the brainwashed "the most dazzling national style".

Who ever thought the audience was crazy:

"Don't the most dazzling national style!"

"Our square plays this song every day!"

"Good luck, let us go!"

"Sing the river flowing!"

"That song is a little sad. Let's have some fun."

"Good luck!"

"Yes, sing good luck!"

"Good luck, let me touch your European spirit!"

Good luck sister laughed and simply met everyone's requirements and sang "good luck". This song is her destiny.

Finally, it's Lin Yuan's turn.

The barrage suddenly changed its face, and this song was all over the screen:

"The most dazzling national style!"

"The most dazzling national style!"

"The most dazzling national style!"

"Call you PI!"

"Just sing the most dazzling national style!"

"Sing" uneasy "is OK!"

"Anyway, we must have divine comedy today!"

"Divine Comedy plus one!"

"Father fish, brainwash me!"

Good luck laughed straight up and down.

The audience did not allow themselves to sing the most dazzling national style. They said that they were tired of listening and were too tortured. When it was the turn of the representatives, they began to want to listen to this song again. It was clear that they wanted to be envious of fish.

Other people in the fish Dynasty can't laugh or cry:

"It means that you sang the most dazzling national style with sister luck before, although the lyrics are three words."

Sun yaohuo shouted, "stay!"

Everyone shouted, "stay!"

At this time.

Wei Lanlan peeled some apples and gave them to everyone.

……

Lin Yuan took the peeled apple and said thank you. Suddenly his heart moved.

Apple?

Little apple?

There's a song.

Lin Yuan said to the camera, "since you are tired of listening to the most dazzling national style, let's change a square dance song."

The audience was stunned.

Square dance song?

Do you want another one?

Before everyone recovered, Lin Yuan had found an accompaniment from his mobile phone, which was little apple.

He recorded this song in his spare time, and the accompaniment is ready-made.

A moment later.

A burst of rhythmic music suddenly sounded in the live studio. Just the prelude makes people want to swing their body!

In music.

Lin Yuan sang:

"I planted a seed

Finally the fruit grew

Today is a great day

……”

What song is this?

The fish Dynasty people showed a stunned expression.

Lin Yuan continues to sing:

"Take off the stars and give them to you

Drag down the moon and give it to you

Let the sun rise for you every day

……”

Simple lyrics, simple melody, with an inexplicable taste of brainwashing.

The bodies of sun yaohuo and others began to beat with the music.

"Turn into a candle and burn yourself just to illuminate you

Give you everything I have, as long as you are happy

You make me meaningful every tomorrow

Although life is short, I love you forever

……”

Everyone ate small apples and beat happily.

Lin Yuan also bit the little apple and suddenly sang:

"You are my little apple. I can't love you too much

The little red face warms my heart and lights up the fire of my life

Fire, fire, fire... "

The actions of sun yaohuo and others suddenly gave a meal, and then laughed collectively!

Little apple?

What the hell?

Thanks to LAN LAN, it was an apple.

But if she just sent some bananas, you have to sing "you are my little banana" now?

Um.

Apple is better!

Rhyme!

Lin Yuan rhymes every word:

"You are my little apple

Like the most beautiful clouds in the sky

Spring is coming again. Flowers are blooming all over the hillside

Plant hope and you will reap... "

In the studio.

The audience is stupid!

"Ha?"

"New song?"

"Brainwashed!"

"What is this?"

"This song tastes good!"

"The degree of brainwashing is no worse than the most dazzling national style. It's really a square dance song!"

"I'm poisoned!"

"Sure enough, there's nothing else to do with the fish father's skin!"

"Damn it!"

"Why didn't Lan Lan send a pear just now?"

"Envy fish: then cut a coconut skin, but you give a pear?"

In front of the camera.

Lin Yuan sang while eating an apple.

In fact, his speech is not so clear:

"I don't think you hate it. Everything you like is fresh every day with you. The sun is brighter with you. The night is not dark with you. You are white clouds. I am the blue sky. I walk with you in the blooming flowers in spring. I watch the stars blink with you in the summer night. I wander with you in the golden wheat field in the autumn evening. You are warmer with the flying snowflakes in winter!"

The fish ate apples with everyone.

Chen Zhiyu, the fastest eater, has lost his apple core and can't wait to sing with Lin Yuan:

"You are my little apple. I can't love you too much..."

Brainwash!

Extreme brainwashing!

There are no lyrics!

Chen Zhiyu remembered the chorus after listening to it for the first time!

Others ate the little apples one after another and joined the chorus of the chorus. Some people couldn't remember the lyrics and hum:

"La la la la la la la!"

"La la la la la la la!"

"The little red face warms my heart, Lala Lala fire!"

Fish Dynasty chorus brainwashing Divine Song "little apple"!

Clearly a group of world champions, but now enjoy playing!

……

In the studio.

The audience turned!

The dynamic music melody is like a wave hitting the shore. Someone shakes his head in front of the screen and wants to dance!

No one expected that the new song of envy fish would appear in this form in the live studio!

What's more, this is another square dance divine song no less than the most dazzling national style!

"Absolutely!"

"Listen, listen, this is called music!"

"It's over!"

"I can't get out!"

"This is the new song of fish father?"

"Why is it just a little apple? Is it a temporary thought? The lyrics come soon. It's too strong!"

"Shock!"

"The top boss of a blue music club wrote this song!"

"Good magic!"

"Keep playing and dancing!"

"Red fire, trance!"

"Brothers, the square dance song list can be updated!"

"This song can definitely compete with the most dazzling national style!"

"Harry Potter didn't lie to me!"

"We want to use magic to defeat magic. Those who can defeat magic are only magic!"

"Master, please stop reading!"

"I admit defeat!"

"You can't take it!"

"Father fish: you made me skin!"

On brainwashing, how many songs can brainwash more than little apple?

This song has robbed countless aunt fans from the most dazzling national style on earth!

Don't you see above the square:

Two groups of people are dancing battle in the square.

On the left is the "fire" of little apple;

On the right is "stay" in the most dazzling national style?

If "the most dazzling national style" is half of the square dance?

Now the other half of the square dance "little apple" has appeared!

Magic?

Brainwashing?

Who cares!

……

Both sides of the screen.

The Space Battleship launched madly!

Lin Yuan was a little anxious when he saw this posture.

Have something to say.

Why did you reward again?

Lin Yuan didn't pretend to be lofty.

The main reason is that Lin Yuan has seen a lot of news about some bad results caused by excessive reward in the live broadcasting room. For example, the accountant of XX company misappropriated it in order to reward the female anchor

ok

Anyway, Lin Yuan didn't want this to happen to him.

The most important thing is that Lin Yuan is not so short of money now.

Lack of money.

It's also good to receive a reward.

Anyway, it's talent in exchange for a clear conscience.

But I didn't perform any talent today.

It's just that the fish Dynasty held a live broadcast for the child's birthday, so let's just give some small gifts.

This tiger fish's space warship.

According to Xia fan, a hair is worth 10000 yuan.

It's too expensive. There's no need. I don't lack that. I'm ashamed of it.

Huh?

Thinking so, Lin Yuan suddenly saw that there was an option to "prohibit charging gifts".

His eyes lit up.

Little hands.

The space warships on both sides have stalled!

At the same time, the audience received the prompt that no reward is allowed in the live broadcasting room!

"Poof!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Is it OK to prohibit reward?"

"Tiger fish: is this function really used?"

"Fish daddy cowhide!"

"Lying trough, I really want to brush a space warship!"

"You open it for me!"

"Open it!"

"Good work is a reward!"

"Please give me a reward!"

"My spaceship is out of oil!"

"If Xianyu plays live broadcasting, there will be no other anchor to do anything."

take a look.

The local tyrants took the lead because they couldn't reward!

But the "leopard heads" in the live broadcasting room burst into laughter!

Laugh crazy!

Who has seen this?

Other anchors are asking fans and audiences for rewards. When they come to envy fish, they become fans and beg him to receive rewards. However, people envy fish without paying attention to them. They directly turn off the reward function, and countless cosmic warships turn off instantly!

Envy fish is so capricious!

The whole live studio is full of a pleasant atmosphere!

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PS: the live broadcast is similar to the daily interleaving and adjustment. Some people think the water is good, others think it's not good. Just make do with it. Anyway, this plot will not expand too much. The number of words in this chapter is OK. Let's have a rest early.