Chapter 72

Before he saw what the main hall looked like, Qin Murong was subdued by the momentum of the palace.

How much manpower and material resources will it take to build such a palace?

Every place has a lot of details.

For example, every brick on the ground is the same size, the same level, seven feet wide and long, but it fits perfectly with each other, and the thinnest piece of paper can't be put in.

More importantly, each brick is hand carved with a totem, a thin layer, as if it were painted on.

Looking up, the high dome is more complicated.

Woodcut gold, countless kinds of patterns represent countless totems, there should be five elements of geomantic omen and other things, just like a magnified and extremely precise compass.

The best craftsmanship in the world is reflected here.

The official naturally sits there, with 81 spacious steps, making his dragon look more like a tower.

There is a golden relief of five dragons on it. It doesn't look like the world.

Below the steps is a statue of a fallen unicorn.

There are seven colors on it.

Kirin was lying there lazily, as if he was resting and guarding.

It's said that many ministers would bump their heads against the unicorn when they were remonstrating with death.

The blue color above is human blood!

After everyone goes in, stand in a fixed position.

Qin Murong did not know where to stand.

I don't know who I've offended. Those eunuchs didn't mean to guide him. It's reasonable to say that for a guy like him who comes in for the first time, there must be a full-time eunuch to guide him and explain some rules.

Qin Murong holds the package in his hand and stands in the middle of it. Seeing that others are standing well, he doesn't know where to stand, which makes him feel embarrassed for a moment.

At this time, he found that a man was waving at him. After seeing clearly, he found that it was old Cui!

I don't know if it's just a coincidence that Mr. Cui went back to Beijing to report on his work, or did he come back specially. Anyway, there are acquaintances on the court hall, which makes Qin Murong feel a little more relaxed.

"How can you be so bold? If your majesty happens to come in and see you standing in the middle, he will laugh that you don't understand the rules. "

This sentence is for Qin Murong and the officials nearby!

Your majesty making fun of a man?

In other words, your majesty can make fun of people, that can be ordinary people?!

So even if Qin Murong is now standing in the place of high officials and dignitaries, others have not said anything.

It's just that his dark blue robe is too abrupt in a piece of purple robe.

"It's good to have you here."

Qin Murong said with a smile.

Old Cui felt very useful. He picked his eyebrows and said with a smile, "you little boy, just don't let people worry By the way, what are you doing with a package in this hall? The eunuch of the tour also asked you to come in? "

"Eunuch? No one cares about me at all. If I didn't follow you, I'm afraid I couldn't get in. Eh? Why didn't I see you outside just now? "

"Oh, well, I came out of it."

"Oh..."

Qin Murong nodded.

Mr. Cui asked again, "you haven't said what this box is?"

"Good thing! Don't I see the leader? There's always something to give, so I brought something here. "

"Ah? To your majesty? "

Mr. Cui didn't respond for a long time. After a while, he said, "you little guy It's really Some of them have no rules. "

"It's always right to give gifts to people who don't smile."

"Well, well, whatever you say is what you say."

Cui Lao is also helpless.

Then he asked, "what are you going to send? Is it a secret treasure? "

Qin Murong said with a smile: "if it's cheap, this kind of thing can't be cheaper. There are few things cheaper than it. But if it's precious, it's very precious. It's very suitable to give it to your majesty."

"What is it?"

"Hey, hey."

Qin Murong wants to buy a pass, but he can't stand Cui Lao's "barbarism".

Cui directly uncovered the thick silk on the box.

But at this time, a stench suddenly floated out of the satin.

People's first thought is Old Cui farted?!

They looked at old Cui with disdain and subconsciously stepped back a little.

Cui Lao Leng for a while, then understood those people's ideas, gritted his teeth and said: "not me! It's the box

"Does the box fart?"

Don't know which brain short-circuit guy suddenly came such a sentence, let the people beside can't help laughing.Old Cui was so angry that he glared at the guy who looked like he was nearly 300 Jin. He gritted his teeth and said, "Your Highness, you can eat anything, you can't talk nonsense!"

His royal highness Wang Huai turned his lips and said, "I don't know what you can't say. Anyway, I know you must have eaten indiscriminately!"

"You

Old Cui is very angry.

In fact, there was an unwritten rule at the meeting.

That is, you should go to the toilet before attending the meeting, and you can't eat flatulent food on the first night, so that you can't fart on the court.

It used to be quiet sometimes in the court. If your majesty said something above and then suddenly farted, wouldn't you be scolding your majesty for talking like farting?

Even if it's going to be shod.

"It's really this box. I don't believe you smell it!"

Cui Laoqi urgent, directly to Qin Murong in the hands of the box to snatch over, and then stuffed in front of each other.

"I'll go!" Huaiwang first looked at Cui Lao, and then looked at Qin Murong. Suddenly, he gave a thumbs up and said, "where did this boy come from? Yes, he is! I can't find a second one in the world for my courage and courage. I've lived so long that I dare to send excrement to your majesty for the first time! You are a cow, you are a cow

A group of people nearby scattered with a crash. For fear that they were too close to Qin Murong, they would burst into blood after a while.

He said: "it's not easy for Qin Rong to turn over the finished product and make it back! It's food. How can we say it's shit? I really don't know anything. I'm so ignorant. "

"Ah? What are you talking about? "

King Huai is his Majesty's younger brother. He is famous for being broad-minded and fat. His biggest hobby is to enjoy the splendor and wealth, but he also has some defects, that is, he doesn't like reading. Therefore, the word "ignorance" is a curse to his heart.

"Try another one!"

Huaiwang rushed over directly, trying to do the same to Qin Murong.

Qin Murong said, "did I say something wrong? Then you say, what's mine here? I can assure you with my head that it's food, but you say it's excrement, not ignorance. What is it

"What you say is what you eat? I've never seen anything so smelly! "

King Huai was not convinced.

During the quarrel, the eunuch on the stage suddenly gave a loud voice, which was quite shocking.

Then the whole room was quiet. It was his majesty who walked out of the curtain and sat on the throne.

All of them bowed to the emperor, but only king Huai and Qin Murong were there, and Cui was worried.

Your majesty frowned at the two cockfighting below.

Originally, I wanted to publicize the book, but I was really not in the mood. Coupled with curiosity, I asked: "who is noisy below?"

Qin Murong rolled his eyes and pursed his mouth, meaning that he didn't speak at all.

King Huai dared to admit it. He turned his head and said, "Your Majesty, the boy said he had a gift for you. Then the gift stinks like shit! But he insisted that it was food, and that it was appropriate to give it to you! "

I'm afraid there are few people in the world who dare to call your majesty "you".

His Majesty was not angry at all, but frowned and stared at Qin Murong. The corners of his mouth twitched and said, "Qin Aiqing, are you going to give me a bubble of excrement?"

As soon as the words fell, everyone burst into laughter.

Qin Murong said with righteous words: "I'll tell your majesty, because boy Cough, I'm here for the first time, and I'm here to see you for the first time. I think I have to bring some gifts no matter what. That's why I chose this thing. I think it's very suitable to present it to your majesty. "

"Hum!"

In fact, Qin Murong can't see his majesty clearly. He just feels that he looks very powerful. After all, he still has a "door curtain" on his face. In addition, the distance is too far. Even if his eyes are good, he can't tell the difference between men and women, let alone their looks.

His majesty snorted and asked patiently, "Oh? How is it suitable for me? If it's not clear... "

He stretched out his hand and pointed to the guards beside the palace, who immediately roared, looking rather terrible.

Qin Murong can't laugh or cry.

In other words, which dynasty will be free to put the swordsman on the palace? Isn't that a fool?

Qin Murong coughed awkwardly twice, and then said, "tell your majesty, this thing was discovered by accident. I I originally intended to promote it for the benefit of the general public, but when I think about it carefully, it's hard to avoid the suspicion of buying people's hearts. If I, a little Baron, do something to buy people's hearts, I'm afraid it's slander, so I'm going to put it on hold. I'll give up when I don't find anything. But when I come to see your majesty today, I think about it again and again. I still think it should be born. If it can be spread by your Majesty's hand, it would be even better. "

His majesty became interested and said, "what is so interesting? Show it to me. ""Never

King Huai yelled directly, pointed to the thing and said, "I don't know if it's safe. It's so smelly. In case of any harm to your majesty, who can pay the responsibility?"

"Well That's true

Your majesty is also in trouble.