Chapter 285

Li Yang vowed that he just felt that the old "disguised" sex wolf was too challenging, so he had a flash of inspiration and changed his routine to play a temporary guest role as a "brain cripple"... Anyway, the purpose was to destroy a blind date and return to the same goal by different ways!

Unfortunately, sometimes men are too good, which is really not a good thing. Take yourself for example. No matter how low-key and how to cover up, the unparalleled charm is still like the bright moon in the sky and dark candles. If you are not careful, women will be intoxicated, unable to extricate themselves, and then love until they are in the dark.

"Alas!" Li sighed melancholy.

Holding popcorn and dragging Cheng Yixuan who was ready to buy tickets, he raised a simple, honest and good smiling face and said loudly, "this movie is boring. I want to see Xiyangyang and grey wolf."

Cheng Yixuan's fingers shook. Although she had already been prepared, she couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when she saw strange eyes coming from all around. "Cough, Li Yang, Xiyangyang and grey wolf are offline. There's no one in the cinema. Otherwise, let's see something else?"

"Well..." Li Yang blinked, pretending to be disappointed and silent for several seconds, then twisted his head and put his goal on the movie poster that he had seen in the morning. "Then look at this, silence... Um, Silent Hill 4, it seems very interesting!"

"Ah?" Cheng Yixuan glanced, full of all kinds of terrorist elements. Before watching the film, there was a creepy poster. It was difficult to wipe it on his pretty face. "Don't watch horror movies at night? It's strange. "

Are you kidding! Watching movies with beautiful women and not enjoying a terrible film will be hit by five thunders?

Li quickly glanced at Cheng Yixuan, swallowed his saliva, and then shook his head into a rattle: "no, how can you do this? You promised to invite me to see a movie. In the end, this one didn't, that one didn't want to see... It was obvious that I bullied people. I knew I wouldn't go home to sleep."

Hearing this, the fashionable man next to him almost didn't laugh.

Sure enough, it's hard to force hanging silk. It's doomed to a lonely life! Talking to the goddess like that? Don't pee and take care of yourself first... Emma, you're laughing shit.

However, the next scene made the fashionable man stare, and the chin shell almost fell to the ground. I saw the bubbling goddess not only didn't turn around angrily and throw away the hanging wire, but like an angry little daughter-in-law, she obediently said in a soft voice: "OK, OK, we'll see what you say. Can't I listen to you?"

"It should have been like this."

Li Yangting held out his chest and said seriously, "my sister said that a man must have his own opinion, otherwise it's easy to be ridden by a woman!"

"Hehe, what else did your sister say?" Cheng Yixuan was a little funny.

"She also said... Er, I can't remember clearly. In short, a lot..."

Li Yang scratched his hair, his face annoyed, but his heart was elated for a while.

Look at my acting. It's getting more and more exquisite. You have wood! If you change your career to be an actor and win an Oscar for best actor, it's not a matter of minutes?

Glancing at the stunned fashion man, Li Yang whispered that he was really stupid, and then walked proudly to the screening hall with popcorn in his hand. Probably because it was not the weekend, there were only seven or eight people in the screening hall. Not long after finding a seat to sit down, the light dimmed. Li Yang looked around and saw that there were only himself and Cheng Yixuan in a row. He was a little thirsty and ready to move. Gudong Gudong filled a bottle of Coca Cola. His eyes turned around and he was thinking about how to open his mouth. A good smell suddenly went into the tip of his nose, "look at you, don't say drink slowly. There are drinks all over the corners of his mouth..."

Cheng Yixuan twists a wet towel and gently wipes the corners of Li Yang's mouth with a gentle and sweet smile.

This move surprised Li. However, more unexpectedly still behind, this is, the movie Prelude begins, Cheng Yixuan will wet towel into a group, plug into garbage bag, hesitated, suddenly red and pretty face come forward, the voice a little shy way: "Li Yang, you think, sister to you?"

Hey, are you a sister? Take advantage of me!

Li Yang was stunned and quite unhappy. But when he glanced at the woman, he inadvertently saw her under the collar. He was very happy immediately. He nodded absentmindedly while trying to adjust the angle of his neck and said, "OK, what's the matter?"

Cheng Yixuan's whole mind was on the "big plan" and the light was dark, so she didn't notice the man's peeping eyes. After hearing the speech, she smiled at the corners of her mouth and her voice became softer and softer. "Then, can you be your sister's boyfriend?"

"Yes... Eh? Wait, what did you just say, boyfriend? " Li Yang swished and straightened up his waist, his eyes staring so big.

"Yes! What's the matter? Don't you want to? Or do you think your sister is not beautiful, so you don't like me? "

Cheng Yixuan blinked with a clear expression. Not to mention, women are born with acting skills. When she first spoke, she was still a little embarrassed, but now she has completely entered the role. That look, combined with the sad tone, coupled with some expectation, some worry and some nervous eyes... Anyway, as long as a man with normal physiology and psychology will be fascinated, how can he have the idea of half refusing?

Li Yang is a normal man, so he swallowed his saliva and shook his head. "My sister is beautiful. She is more beautiful than many women. I like it very much."

"Hehe, then you agree?"

Cheng Yixuan's eyes were slightly happy, although she always believed that there must be no problem to deceive a mentally retarded master with her own wrist and beauty. But it was so smooth that Cheng Yixuan was relieved. After all, Li Yang has low IQ, good deception and strong background. He is definitely the best candidate to implement the plan. I miss him and want to find such a suitable person. I don't know how much effort it will take.

"Yes!" Li doesn't know that the best imperial sister around him is thinking about how to use herself.

He is very happy.

Although the pace of progress seems a little fast.

But... Who makes brother's charm too powerful? Wow, ha ha

After wiping the saliva on the corners of his mouth, Li Yang resolutely bowed his head, cheerfully cheered and kissed Cheng Yixuan's attractive and full red lips.

As mentioned above, our best imperial sister is wondering how to make the best use of someone to achieve her own purpose. How could she expect that this stupid thing would suddenly have a surprise kiss? Her eyes widened suddenly. She stayed for two and a half seconds before she came back to her senses. She pushed Li Yang away and screamed angrily, "asshole, what are you doing?"

"Me, kiss you?"

Li licked his lips and praised him in his heart. He is worthy of being the best beauty.

Of course, in order to avoid being slapped, he quickly showed a puzzled color on his face and said, "my sister said that when I have a favorite girlfriend, I can kiss her on the lips. Well, what's this called? By the way, romantic. Women like romance, don't they? "

Cheng Yixuan's eyes jumped twice. She wanted to say, romantic fart, you're playing a rogue. However, thinking of each other's "mental retardation", most of the time she relies on sister Tan's education. When she is angry, she has no choice but to spend and fall, which has all turned into a melancholy tangle.

"It's sister Tan's fault. Why do you teach him this?"

He complained in his heart. Cheng Yixuan could only admit his bad luck. He took a deep breath, adjusted his mind, pulled at the corners of his mouth and said with a strong smile: "Li Yang, you're wrong... Well, although I'm your girlfriend, you can't kiss me casually... Why? Because, because you kissed me, I would have a baby, but we haven't married yet. If I had a baby, others would laugh at me, you know? "

Looking at Cheng Yixuan's face seriously telling the "lies" that the kindergarten's little friends probably wouldn't believe, Li Yang felt the thunder rolling in and couldn't help laughing and laughing.

Actually, I really think I'm a mentally retarded child? It's... it's so interesting.

Although Li still couldn't guess what Cheng Yixuan wanted to do for a while, he decided that the game was very fun. It would be a pity if he didn't continue to play. Li Yang pretended to understand. He nodded honestly: "I know, kissing will have a baby. If you have a baby but don't get married, Yixuan will be laughed at by others, So before marriage, you can't kiss Yixuan! "

"Yes, that's what... Means." Cheng Yixuan felt some hot cheeks and breathed a sigh of relief.

She also felt a little embarrassed to cheat people or to cheat someone with intellectual problems. But soon, Cheng Yixuan found that he was embarrassed too early, because the next moment, silly hat suddenly grabbed his hand. While rubbing his thumb back and forth on the delicate skin, he smiled and said, "Yixuan, your hand is so soft and feels really comfortable."

Flirting!

Cheng Yixuan would certainly think so if he were another man, and then he slapped him in the face, so that ya could know what flowers are all over the sky, but face Li Yang... Can you argue with him about such a fool?

He pulled his hand hard and didn't pull it out. Cheng Yixuan tried to resist the discomfort of goose bumps all over, but said, "Li Yang, you're wrong."

"Ah? Will the handle get pregnant? "

Li Yang blinked and said suspiciously.

"Well, I won't be pregnant, just..."

Cheng Yixuan rubbed his eyebrows with a headache.

It seems that things are not as smooth as expected. At least, before implementing the plan, I have to think about several sets of lies and deceive this fool first!