Because it's not a cake. It's a sandwich cake with chili, pepper, mustard, Chinese prickly ash and other pungent powder. At that time, he understood what it meant to be hard to swallow and what it meant to be miserable.

Wuwei is happy to see a bystander who has been schemed by himself and his grandmother. The young granny was right. People like shadow, who have no morality and abandon their friends, should have a taste of this evil result. Otherwise, if they eat so much sour food, they will not see a joke for him in vain. It's just that my tooth is so stimulated by sweetness. It's really painful.

It's a toothache, not a disease. It's killing!

Looking at one or two painfully deformed faces, I burst out laughing, "you two have today, too!"

When the shadow went out, the tormented Wuwei obediently explained that they were the bodyguards of the Fu family, as well as what happened recently. However, compared with those who have worked as security personnel for many years, what should be said, what should not be said, what can be said, what can not be said, he still did not forget to go to Java, so I do not know that they seem to have treated me as a young grandmother.

If it wasn't for the face of my young grandmother to be, and with their nature of mixing on the road, they would never have spoken so well and explained so thoroughly.

Having understood all this, I wanted to clean them up, but I felt that it was a waste of my efforts and not enough to enjoy myself. So I bet with Bai Wuchang that if I torture him severely, his brother will die.

Wuwei thinks that he was with shadow since he was a child. He knows what kind of virtue that guy has. If he doesn't talk about anything else, he still has some loyalty. He used to pull him into the water and was punished, but he didn't say anything, so he didn't believe what I said.

So we made a bet. If he lost, he told his brother something. Now he lost, ha ha!

"White impermanence, do you have something to say to black impermanence?" I loudly reminded that Wuwei's teeth, which were in pain, were so frightened by me that they didn't hurt any more, leaving only one heart entangled and tied up.

"I, I, I" Wuwei looked at me and the dark shadow, and simply beat the knot in my heart even more. "Black, black impermanence, since I knew you, I have loved you. I like your face, because your face is bigger than mine. I like your nose, because your nostrils are like pig Bajie's; I like your eyes, because your eyes Better than the cockfighting; I like your mouth because it tastes like sausage. I prefer your stinky mouth, feet, body and fart, because they stink just like me "

although I made this paragraph up myself, I have to admit that I was disgusted. Similarly, the weathered shadow on one side is not much better. It seems that I just want to end this holiday earlier. Even if I am sent to the dark training ground, it's better to stay here with my aunt.

When the three of us were disgusted to the point, I offered to forgive them for the time being, but as my people, I had to reserve the right to fight at any time, and they could not resist.

Black and white impermanence should be, lest I think of any new tricks to torture them. But young master Fu has just taken the initiative to go shopping with them, and I will tell them that I will come back when I have something to do with them.

Hum, I ran away and lost two encumbrances to me! Although I was angry in my heart, I thought it would be nice for me to have someone to do any job for me. Besides, it was delicious and funny, so I didn't care so much about him leaving me.

Just then, my cell phone suddenly rang. Wuwei immediately took it for me, nodded and put it in my hand, "little master, your mobile phone."

It's just that when the mobile phone came to my hand, the phone was cut off. I looked at a strange number and didn't care much. Is it a little master?

"Little master? I love to hear that I patted him on the head, just like a little slave, "but if you want to get rid of that little character, you can call me master later. And I'll give you Xiaobai. Black impermanence is called little black

Xiaobai, Xiaohei? Aren't the names of the two puppies just a couple?

The shadow gives you a big white eye, you are a smelly mouth.

During this period of naming, my mobile phone screen was cut off, and the phone rang again. It was the same string of strange numbers.

I can't help admiring the fact that people who make harassing phone calls are more dedicated than before. I crossed the screen and answered the phone: "Hey, if it's a dog skin plaster seller, please look for the telephone pole. If it's a house seller, please check whether you have entered the wrong number. If it's a wrong phone, please hang up automatically after saying sorry. If"

I'm not finished, the other party grabs it To speak of the gap, "I, it's me, xinliuyue."

"Oh, ha ha," I said with an embarrassed dry smile, "if you have something to do, just say it."

"Why didn't you come to the horse race? Is something wrong?" Xin Liuyue's tone is only no blame, only care for me. For the first time, I think he is not bad.

Riding? Yes, there's another game in the afternoon. How can I forget all about it? Now that the guy Fu Nanshan has gone away, it's just a shame for me to go.It's not the kid who can't ride away, is it? Well, it's very likely.

"Actually, I had a car accident." I don't know if it's a car accident, because I didn't hurt anything except fainting. Besides, there are still people waiting for me. It's just like Cinderella's misfortune. I enjoyed a princess's courtesy, and even my princess's illness wants to be staged.

"What's the matter with you? Did you get hurt? Can you talk now? And what hospital are you in? I'm coming to see you! " Xinliu month anxiously asked a long string, every sentence is my concern. I can't be moved to be cared by such a stranger in this life.

Originally, I didn't want to move the accident out, but in order to cover up that I can't ride a horse and I didn't want to say that I gave up the competition (I can do it as a deserter, but I can't put it on the surface casually. After all, it's a matter of losing face). I had to take the accident as a shield, and I didn't want to arouse someone's concern and anxiety. Wait, does he have to say something negative to me Why not?

Buddha, I feel I'm guilty.

It seems that the 36 stratagems are the best!