162 Chapter 162 : Flirting..... Flirting Everywhere!!

Holy mother..... of girls!!! his flirting?? and his targeting 3 at the same time??? no no no no what's weird is they ACTUALLY FIGHT FOR HIM????

Mira snapped at Erza and so Lisanna... they caught Ryouji one for each side and Erza hugged him from his waist seeing him face to face....

Ryouji : Um.... girls??

All 3 : Shut up!!!!

The kept squeezing their boobs in his body from 3 different angles making everyone faint from this sight.....

Mira, Lisanna and Erza started blushing but they didn't want to lose... they had their own reasons...

Erza because she felt he was way important to her and Mira with Lisanna cause they were smitten with him when he saved them and reverted Mira's hand back....

They confirmed their feelings for him in their despair as Lisanna was about to die but was saved by him again.....

Ryouji sighed..... and places his hands on the heads of Mira and Lisanna and gave a light kiss on Erza's forehead making all three blackout....

Ryouji : I'm flattered i have so many girls hugging me but why are you fighting??

Ryouji : And why the hell are you 4 laughing???? don't think i will forgive you.....

Zera : Pffftttttttt Hahhahahahah that's funny!!!!

Ryouji : I'll deal with you later.....

Zera continued laughing no heading to his tiny lovely threat.... Ryouji then turned to see Mira, Lisanna and Erza who this time was shaking from their embarrassment.....

Ryouji : Come lets drink and eat i brought cakes!!!

Erza's eyes shined and let him go while she coughed to try and find her pace...

Erza : Well since a guest brought something to our Guild it is only right for us to treat you something.....

Everyone thought.... YOU JUST WANT THE FREAKING CAKE!!!!!!!! but they didn't dare to voice it.... too bad though that there was an idiot who did.....

Natsu : Liar... you just want to eat the cake....

Everyone raised their hands up and opened their jaws and eyes as wide as they could....

Erza's hair started raising up from her anger and embarrassment she turned around and caused Natsu a shiver in his spine...

Erza : NNNNNAAAAAAAATTTTTTSSSSUUUUUUUUUU

Natsu : Eehhh ehh what, what... Erza you are scary.....

Natsu : Aaahhhh rrrrggggg.......

Bang bam pang pong boom....

Gray : That idiot can't he just read the mood....

Ur : Probably not....

Gray : And besides who would eat cakes from him i would rather throw them....

??? : Can you say that again??

??? : Yeah can you???

Ur : Oih Gray shhhiiiiiii shhiiiiiii

Gray : Only idiots girls that like to get fat would eat cakes from a guy who...

Ur : Oih Oih Gray shhhiiiiiii shhiiiiiii shhhiiiiiii shhiiiiiii.......

Gray : Wait who spoke??? what is it Ur why are you pulling me.....

Ur : Too late... have a nice afterlife..... Gray.....

Gray : Afterlife..... Waaahhhhh

3 auras exploded next to Grey and when he finally felt it and turned towards the source he was scared even more than Natsu did as he lay down with bruises....

Erza : So only Idiots will eat cake..... was that it Gray.....

Mira : So you're saying that we are not slim but fat.... is that it Gray???

Lisanna : You will throw away the cakes he brought for us?? was that right Gray.....

Gray : No no no you didn't hear right.....

Erza : Re-Equip!!!!

Mira : Take Over - Satan Soul

Lisanna : Take Over - Animal Soul

Aaaaaaararrrararaggggggg after that Gray saw hell from the three and probably went to the afterlife as he was in a worse state that Natsu....

Ryouji had gone to the counter in the bar and was speaking with Cana along with Zera who was with her.... more like he was hitting on them.... everyone thought HOW THE HELL HE'S FLIRTING EVERYWHERE!!!