Chapter 198

These dead things began to enter the play. The dead ghost in court clothes bowed to praise my emperor Shengming. I was disgusted. However, among these dead ghosts, I saw many familiar faces, that is, the male and female protagonists and several supporting actors in the film.

I can't help getting angry. Why can I trap my brother with a ghost crystal coffin? Let's go through mountains and walls to make sure you can blind your titanium dog.

At the moment, the coffin is getting colder and colder. I feel it is below zero. If I don't go out again, I must be frozen. I try my best to curl up and write the word "penetration" again on the soles of my feet.

The demon smiled bitterly and said, "don't waste your energy. This method can't escape the ghost crystal coffin“

"Why?" I asked shivering.

"The ghost crystal coffin is a ghost coffin made of thousands of ghosts. It is a special thing to ban demons and evil. Of course, it can also ban strangers. Don't talk about you and me. Even if my master is resurrected and the lip demon is added, they may not be able to escape from this coffin. " The demon sighed and looked quite depressed.

I was stunned, that is to say, we have to wait to die?

"What the hell is this green gate ghost? He has such a coffin in his hand?" After I asked this, I felt numb with cold.

Then a cool air flow flowed all over my body, and most of the cold was eliminated. It was the spirit power of the demon that helped me resist the cold. Otherwise, I guess it won't last long and it will freeze into a popsicle.

The demon said, "Qingmen ghost is a special kind of ghost like general Wushan. It is more evil than general Wushan. They can be changed into anyone's appearance at will, and the ghost spirit is restrained. Just like living people, no one can see a flaw. I... just lost my sight... "

I blink. When didn't you walk past? My friend suspects that you blew the green gate ghost so hard in order to find a step for yourself.

"How can you see that it's a green gate ghost? It's not because it just turned into Xu Bing. Is it so arbitrary?" I asked.

"Of course not. Look at its teeth. They are all yellow. This is also the characteristic of green gate ghosts. They are also called yellow tooth ghosts."

"There are many dead ghosts with yellow teeth, which can't prove that they are green gate ghosts?" I retorted.

"Fool, if it turns into Xu Bing, I don't see it. Isn't that the green gate ghost? This kind of dead ghost has another characteristic, that is, it can be male or female, and it is more obscene than general Wushan. "

"Can men or women, attack or suffer?" I asked stupidly.

"No... they don't have a fixed gender. They can become men bullying women, or they can become women to engage in men."

I couldn't help but say in surprise, "that's great. Men and women take it all. They can change their gender at will. It's much more powerful than gay and les."

"If you envy it, you can worship it as a teacher after you die and cultivate yourself into a green gate ghost."

I almost didn't faint. The dead girl was too evil. I didn't have a good way: "don't pull it. It's useless. Hurry to find a way out."

"Can you think of a way? I'm still here talking nonsense to you?" The demon's tone was very depressed.

"If you don't think about it, you can't last long without centipede blood." I said with a bitter face.

"Don't be wordy, I'm thinking!"

Well, the dead girl is so angry that the man will shut up and make a fortune.

At this time, the dead ghosts outside were very happy. They drank and pointed at me one by one. The hero came over, squatted outside the glass and laughed: "in the cinema, I don't like you. There are two beautiful women competing for you. Now you can only be locked in this cage like a dead dog, and you won't see the two beauties when you die. But don't worry, they will come to you. I'll take care of them for you. "

Then he poured the remaining half a cup of wine on the coffin and said in a very contemptuous tone, "reward you!"

My lungs almost burst. I wish I could hit a hole in the ghost crystal coffin and pull the grandson in. Brother, give you a good reward!

The heroine also came over, wearing the same official clothes of the Qing Dynasty, obviously dressed as a man disguised as a woman. Although it's not ugly, it's thrown out of a few streets compared with Tang Yun. Squatting next to the hero, he showed pity on me and said, "this man is so poor. It's better to give him a stammer before he dies. He'll die a full ghost."

I thought the heroine had a good heart. She was much better than the hero. It's a pity to die.

The hero smiled and said, "how do you want to reward him?"

The heroine frowned and said, "as long as... As long as..." after saying two times, she suddenly burst into laughter: "as long as he is willing to learn a few dog barks, I will reward him to chew a few bones."

His uncle thought it was very kind. Unexpectedly, he is like a raccoon with the hero. Quante is not a thing. You deserve to fall off the cliff!

The hero immediately knocked on the glass with his finger and said, "Hey, do you hear me? If you are willing to learn a few dog barks, Xiaolian will reward you for your bones. "

The demon scolded angrily: "dog men and women!"

I just wanted to scold a few words. Suddenly it occurred to me that they did so obviously to annoy me and see a joke. I hummed in my heart, smiled instead of being angry, and asked them, "what kind of dog bark do you like, guys?"

The heroine clapped her hands and said, "look, look, it turned out to be so spineless that it had to learn dog barking for a bite."

The hero couldn't help laughing: "there are too many bitches like this, otherwise we won't have fun."

I'm so angry that my teeth are going to break. My heart says you two dog men and women are waiting. My brother will clean you up comfortably.

Xiaolian turned her green eyes and said, "I like teddy. Just learn from Teddy."

I frowned and said, "I haven't heard Teddy's name. I don't know law. Why don't you demonstrate it first?"

"What a fool. I haven't heard Teddy's cry. Listen, Wang... Wang..." Xiaolian gave a personal demonstration.

I nodded and said, "it's very similar. It seems that you have a talent as a dog. Then go on and bark hard."

"What do you mean?" The hero stared and asked. Xiaolian seemed to have tasted it too. Her face was very ugly.

"What can it mean? Should your IQ be recharged? Why don't you understand such an obvious thing? I didn't promise to learn dog barking. It's you who have to demonstrate one and have fun for me, ha ha! " I burst into laughter.

The demon laughed angrily and said with a puff, "little villain, I really have you."

"You want to die!" The hero scolded angrily, then got up and said to the green gate ghost, "emperor, this little bastard bullied Xiaolian!"

The green gate ghost shook his yellow robe and stood up. He looked very guilty. As he stepped down from the throne, he sneered: "it's not honest to be sealed into the ghost crystal coffin by me. OK, I'll let you taste my means, otherwise you won't know how many eyes Lord Ma has!"

I said with a smile: "what, Lord Ma, aren't you the green gate ghost? I really know your means. You can change anyone at will, and you can be male or female, can't you? "

The green gate ghost was stunned. Obviously, I didn't expect that I could see through its identity as a special ghost.