Chapter 960

"I can't hear it!" Ke Jun pointed to the phone with a smile.

"Come on, don't report. We don't have any of those you report." Luo Chongwen said to the landline that pressed hands-free.

Xiao Yao, on the other side, stopped after reporting almost half of the news. After listening to Luo Chongwen's words, he cut back to the mechanical voice and said, "complain!"

"Oh, do you want to complain? Who are you? " Luo Chongwen's funny way.

"Auto!" Xiao Yao replied.

"Auto? What a robot?" Luo Chongwen showed his helpless way.

"When are you coming?" Ke Jun interjected.

"Tomorrow!" Xiao Yaodao.

"You won't tell us who you are, will you?" Ke Jun asks again.

"Auto!" Xiao Yao replied mechanically.

"Hey, you pretend to be addicted, don't you?" Ke Jun cried.

"Goodbye!" Xiao Yaodao.

"Goodbye? You're not ordering? " Luo Chongwen said strangely.

"Then listen to me!" Xiao Yao changed another Beijing Film and began to report the name of the dish, "steamed lamb, steamed bear paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, roasted pig, roasted duck, pickled chicken, preserved meat and preserved pork, and steamed pork belly..."

"Come on, there's no full banquet! I don't think you're ordering on purpose, so that's it. Let's talk about it tomorrow! " Luo Chongwen interrupted. After that, he simply reached out and hung up.

"They hung up!" Xiao Yao looked at the screen of his mobile phone, then spread out his hands and asked with a smile the program crew who was shooting in front of him said to the director, "can I really complain about their service attitude?"

The whole crew did not speak, just helplessly looking at Xiao Yao.

On the other side, Luo Chongwen, who hung up, asked Ke Jun, "do you recognize who it is?"

"No!" Ke Jun shook his head and said, "I feel that Guan Kou is very eloquent. It's like a crosstalk speaker."

"It's boring, and it's very similar to what their crosstalk actors do!" Luo Chongwen nodded with a smile, and then said to Ke Jun, "the crosstalk stars who can be invited by the program team are not only Lao Gao, but also his famous apprentices of Chengwen club. Do you sound like that?"

Lao Gao in Luo Chongwen's mouth is Gao Chengguang, whom Xiao Yao once met in the final of "sound comes to its land". He is now a crosstalk master with the highest commercial value. Chengwen society is a crosstalk society established by Gao Chengguang, and most of its members are his disciples. Gao Chengguang and several of his disciples have set foot in the entertainment industry, among which there are many stars. When it comes to crosstalk stars who participate in variety shows, you will first think of people from Chengwen club.

"It doesn't sound like it." Ke Jun thought about it, but shook his head and said, "the most important thing is the voice of the robot in front of and behind. I can't hear who it is."

"If you don't hear it, forget it." Luo Chongwen shook his hand and said, "no matter who he is, he dares to play with us like this. When he comes tomorrow, he will arrange more work for him!"

Xiao Yao, who is far away in Shencheng, wants to send the crew away. He suddenly feels a chill in his neck.

The shooting place of the program is located in Tonglu County, eastern Zhejiang Province. Tonglu County is subordinate to Hangzhou City, which is only tens of kilometers away from Hangzhou city. The flying guests usually come to Hangzhou city by themselves, and the program team sends people to meet them.

Shencheng is not far from Hangzhou. It only takes about an hour to take the high-speed rail, which is less than all flights. Moreover, the security procedures of the railway station are much simpler than those of the airport. Therefore, there is no flight from Shencheng to Hangzhou. Xiao Yao arrived in Hangzhou by high-speed rail the next morning. After meeting with the staff of the program team at the high-speed railway station, they immediately set out for the mushroom house.

It's about an hour's drive from the high-speed railway station in Hangzhou to the mushroom house. Xiao Yao's car is equipped with cameras, and the time on the road is photographed. However, Xiao Yao came alone this time. No one talked and interacted with him. Moreover, he came very early and didn't want to call to disturb the people who might not have got up in the mushroom house. He quietly looked at the scenery along the way for an hour.

Almost an hour later, a group of vehicles entered the small mountain village where the mushroom house is located. At a junction in the village, the driver stopped the car and put Xiao Yao down.

The mushroom house is built on a small slope in the village. Xiao Yao get off the left side of the place there is a few hundred meters of cement uphill road, along this cement road up is the mushroom house. However, the last part of the way is usually for the flying guests to drag their luggage up.

After unloading his luggage, Xiao Yao dragged his luggage up the slope. It's still early and the temperature is not high. The road surface of this section of concrete road is relatively smooth, and it's easy to drag the suitcase. Along the way, there are fields and rape fields, and the scenery is very good. It seems to give people a relaxed and happy feeling. Xiao Yao also walked to the door of the mushroom house without much effort.

Xiao Yao didn't shout. He carried his suitcase to the stone steps at the gate of the courtyard and gently pushed open the gate to look at it.

The wooden gate made some noise when it turned. Someone in the courtyard heard the sound and turned to look at the door.

"Oh, someone's coming!" Ke Jun is the first to see Xiao Yao's head coming in. He starts to cry with a smile."Someone's coming!" Ke Jun this call, the other people in the courtyard have also stood up to welcome up.

"Hello, Mr. Luo and Mr. Ke!" Xiao Yao saw everyone get up, so he came in with his suitcase and pushed the door. He said hello to Luo Chongwen and Ke Jun in the yard.

After greeting Xiao Yao, Luo Chongwen introduces Xiao Yao to Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu.

Although Luo Chongwen and Xiao Yao don't deal with each other many times, they know each other, and they don't seem to be too separated. Luo Chongwen plays the role of big parent among the four permanent guests, so although Xiao Yao has more contact with Ke Jun and is more familiar with each other, this introduction is still done by Luo Chongwen.

"Just the four of you? What about yesterday's guests? " After greeting the four, Xiao Yao looked around and asked strangely, "haven't you got up yet or have you left?"

The flying guests of this program usually come around noon the day before, stay here for one night, and leave at noon or afternoon the next day. The two waves of flying guests often have an intersection in time. It's still early now. It's reasonable to say that yesterday's guests should not have left, but there are only four masters in the yard at this time. Xiao Yao will inevitably feel strange if he doesn't see yesterday's guests.

"No, neither." Ke Jun explained with a smile, "yesterday's guests were teachers Xu Zhen and Yu Yaohui. They got up early in the morning and went fishing by the fish pond. Where are they?" With that, Ke Jun pointed to the direction of the fish pond outside the courtyard wall.

The mushroom house is surrounded by a circle of wooden walls, but the height is not too high. It only looks like it is more than one meter high. Coupled with the high terrain of the mushroom house, the view is still very good.

Xiao Yao looked in the direction pointed by Ke Jun. sure enough, he saw two figures. He nodded with a smile and said, "I see! You two can really enjoy it. It seems that you are enjoying life. "

"They are expected to be back in a little while. You can put your luggage first." Luo Chongwen said with a smile.

"Have you had breakfast? Some of us who get up late are having breakfast. Would you like to have some together Ke Jun asked with concern.

"No, I had breakfast when I came here!" Xiao Yao shook his head with a smile.

"Let me help you with your luggage." Yang Yu took the initiative to reach for Xiao Yao's suitcase, "you go to sit, I'll help you put your luggage in the room."

"No, I'll do it myself. Just tell me where to put it." Xiao Yao smiles and lets the corridor pass.

"It's OK. Give it to Yang Yu." Luo Chongwen said with a smile, "it was you who reported the name of the dish in Guankou on the phone yesterday, right? Let's go and have a talk first. " Said, Luo Chongwen eyes not good pull Xiao Yao to the courtyard under the shed.

"Well, Yang Yu, just a moment!" Xiao Yao, who had already loosened the suitcase, took it back and said to Luo Chongwen, "Mr. Luo, I've brought something for you."

"A gift?" Ke Jun said happily, "great!"

"In fact, I wanted to give it to you after yesterday's guests left," Xiao Yao said with a smile, "but I suddenly felt chilly on my back, so I had to take it out ahead of time."

"Cool back?" Ke Jun was stunned, then he reacted and looked at Luo Chongwen and said, "Mr. Luo, they just show off their skills. They didn't say that they really want you to make those dishes. You scared Xiao Yao! He is still a child

"It's just that other people don't know. Don't you know him yet?" Luo Chongwen said with a smile, "this little devil will be scared by me?"

"What are they talking about?" Qiu Zhihao asked Yang Yudao around him.

"Yesterday, there were two calls for ordering. The other one was two female guests. Didn't you answer the call for ordering from male guests?" Yang Yu smiles and pats Qiu Zhihao, and then goes to the shed, "go, go and see what gift you have."

"It was you who said cross talk on the phone yesterday?" Qiu Zhihao responds and catches up with Xiao Yao.

"It's not a cross talk, it's just a section of Guankou!" Xiao Yao nodded with a smile.

"You speak so fast, so powerful!" Qiu Zhihao thumbs up.

"Thank you Xiao Yao smiles.

"By the way, and the voice of the robot, you too? Did you use a voice changer? " Qiu Zhihao asked again.

"No, it was forced out." Xiao Yao shook his head with a smile, then said in a mechanical voice, "Hello!"

"Wow!" Yang Yu and Qiu Zhihao stare at Xiao Yao.

Yang Yu is the only one of the four masters who didn't receive Xiao Yao's order call yesterday. He didn't hear Xiao Yao's mechanical sound. At this time, he was shocked.

"This guy is a voice monster!" Ke Jun told the two humanitarians, "Xiao Yao has participated in" sound comes to the scene ". In that program, he performed a person dubbing nine characters of an animated film at the same time."

"So powerful!" Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu exclaimed together.

"Mr. Ke, are you giving me a chance to do oral broadcasting?" Xiao Yao smiles at Ke Jun, turns to the camera and says, "since Mr. Ke talks about animated movies, I'll make an advertisement by the way! On June 25, my animated film "robot Wali" will be released. Please support me"This advertisement is not stiff at all!" Ke Jun laughs.

"Well, don't you just publicize the movie? We can't accept gifts for nothing Luo Chongwen smiles, then deliberately tilts his head and extends his ear to Xiao Yao and says, "what month and what date is it on? What's the name of the movie? "

"Robot tile force"! June 25th Xiao Yao repeated with a smile.

"What's the number?" Ke Jun also pretended not to hear the general ear.

"June 25, robot tile!" Xiao Yao repeated again, then pulled Ke Jun and said, "OK, that's enough. Thank you two teachers!"

"Well, the goal has been achieved!" Xiao Yao picked up the suitcase and said, "actually, I didn't bring any presents!"

"Hey! Are you kidding us again? " Luo Chongwen "angry" stood up, to the two young humanitarian, "Zhihao, Yang Yu, give me a beating!"

"No, it's a joke!" Xiao Yao quickly sat down, opened the trunk and said, "what a gift!"

"Teacher Ke, here you are!" Xiao Yao takes out a hand-operated coffee grinder from the trunk and hands it to Ke Jun.

"Hand coffee machine? It's good! " Ke Jun said with a smile, "so that we can make instant coffee and drink it!"

"Machines, no beans! Do you have coffee beans on the show? " Yang Yu is on a side road.

"Yes, I have!" Xiao Yao took out four bags of coffee beans from his suitcase and put them on the table. "Two bags of American coffee beans and two bags of Korean coffee beans. These two brands are not very famous. They belong to niche brands. You may not have heard of them, but they taste good. I've tried them!"

"Brought back from abroad?" Ke Jun picked up four packets of coffee beans, looked at the package outside and said, "I really mean it!"

"It was brought back from abroad, but I didn't bring it back!" Xiao Yao said with a smile, "I don't have the habit of carrying goods. My assistant bought it when I went abroad with him. This time I came to bring you a coffee grinder. I thought it was impossible to have a machine without beans, so I snatched a few bags from my assistant! "

"You snatch from your assistant? What do you mean? " Ke Jun said with a bitter smile.

"It's a ghost to be your assistant!" Luo Chongwen also shook his head in a funny way.

"This is a toy for Dahuang and Xiaohuang!" Xiao Yao took out two tennis balls from the corner of the box and looked up, "where are they?"

Dahuang and Xiaohuang are two garden dogs raised by four people in the program. With the popularity of the program, these two lovely dogs have become stars, and they have also opened a microblog account. The program team has a special person to take care of them.

"They went fishing with Mr. Xu Zhen!" Ke Jun said with a smile, "yesterday, Mr. Xu Zhen had a good time with ER Huang. In the morning, he went out fishing and took them out. He said that he wanted them to go out for a walk!"

"Go fishing with two dogs? Can they catch fish? " Xiao Yao also shook his head and said with a smile.

"But you bring these two tennis balls all the way to them?" Ke Jun reaches for Xiao Yao's tennis ball and plays with it.

"This is no ordinary tennis!" Xiao Yao said with a smile, "these two tennis balls are used by Li AI!"

"What? Li AI Ke Jun shakes his hand in fright. Two tennis balls fall out of his hand. He bends down to pick them up in a hurry.

"Who is Li AI?" Qiu Zhihao pulled Yang Yu beside him and asked in a low voice.

"Li AI is the most powerful female tennis player in China, who has won the Grand Slam championship!" Luo Chongwen looks at Qiu Zhihao.

"Ah? So powerful? " Qiu Zhihao was surprised.

"Is this the tennis ball Li AI gave you?" Luo Chongwen said to Xiao Yao with a smile, "you give our Erhuang the tennis she gave you as a toy. Aren't you afraid that she will settle with you after watching this program?"

Xiao Yao and Li AI used to be hot news. It's well known that they have a good relationship. It's not surprising that Xiao Yao has a tennis ball used by Li AI.

"It's not from sister AI!" Xiao Yao shook his head. "The tennis that sister AI sent me has her signature on it. Of course, I put it at home and collect it well. I've seen AI Jie's training. These are the two I sneaked out of her training ball. She probably doesn't know! But she must have touched both tennis balls

"The coffee beans for us are snatched, and the toys for Erhuang are Shun. Who are you?" Ke Jun shook his head helplessly and said with a bitter smile, "are you still the positive energy teenager we know?"

"It doesn't matter. I think it's very good!" Luo Chongwen said with a smile, "what about me? Did you bring me any gifts?"

"Me! I am a gift for you, Mr. Luo! " Xiao Yao opened his arms and said with a smile.

"Eh ~" Ke Jun said with disgust, "are you numb or not?"

"I ~" Luo Chongwen also "angry" and pretended to take off his shoes. "What do I want you to do?"

Luo Chongwen threw his shoes at the program director, Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu in previous programs. As soon as he saw that Luo Chongwen wanted to take off his shoes, Xiao Yao quickly said, "I can help you cook!""Can you cook?" Luo Chongwen stopped to take off his shoes.

"Yes Xiao Yao nodded and said, "maybe it doesn't taste as good as yours, but I can do everything in the kitchen. It's absolutely enough to give you a hand. I know it's hard for you to cook for so many people. I can help you cook, so that you can be more or less relaxed! "

"OK, I'll see what you do in a moment!" Luo Chongwen puts down his hand and seems to let Xiao Yao go.

Luo Chongwen's main task in this program is to cook, and cooking is also a very hard work. If Xiao Yao is really a good cook helper and can make his cooking easier, it would be a good gift.

"What about ours?" Qiu Zhihao and Yang Yu look forward to Xiao Yaodao.

"I'm sorry I didn't bring you a present!" Xiao Yao said with a smile.

"No? We don't have gifts? " Qiu Zhihao widened his eyes and said in surprise.

"Erhuang has gifts, but we don't have them?" Cried Yang Yu.

"Ha ha," Luo said with a smile, "you two are not as good as dogs!"

"Brother, we are not as good as dogs!" Yang Yu held Qiu Zhihao and cried.