Chapter 831

The program was shot on a high school campus. After we arrived, we were quickly taken to a classroom in the teaching building by the staff.

Today is the weekend. There are no students in the school. This classroom is not only without students, but also obviously arranged in advance by the program team.

After ten students sat down behind the desks in the classroom, the director began to announce today's first competition: "our theme today is student time. In the student days, most of the students' energy must be spent in the classroom. Your first task today is to take a quiz in class. "

"Wow ~"

"exam?"

As soon as the director on the scene said it, everyone started shouting.

"Zhou Yunshan was right just now. Today we are taking you back to our middle school days. We are also in a middle school now," the on-the-spot director continued, ignoring your call. "So the questions we tested today are all from the textbooks of junior high school."

"The content of middle school students, then our team should be very stable! Yunshan of our team is a fresh student this year. She just finished the college entrance examination Chen Li exclaimed happily, then turned to Zhou Yunshan and said, "Yunshan, how many points did you get in the college entrance examination this year?"

"547." Zhou Yunshan said.

"Five hundred and forty-seven should have crossed the same line, right? Cow! Xueba Chen Li gave a thumbs up.

"Xueba, Xueba!" Others applauded.

"Don't, don't, don't," Zhou Yunshan waved her hand and pointed to Xiao Yao's team. "The real Xueba is sitting there! I dare not be called Xueba in front of him

"No," Cao Bin said with a guilty smile, "I'm a student bully. I'm a fake student bully. You're a real student bully!"

"Oh, brother bin is finally telling the truth today!" The others clapped and laughed.

"Brother bin, I didn't say you, I know you are a fake Xueba!" Zhou Yunshan said.

"Ah?" Cao Bin has some silly eyes.

"Ha ha!" Zhou Yunshan and several MC of Gaobo team all laugh together.

"I'm talking about brother Xiao Yao!" Zhou Yunshan pointed to Xiao Yao and said, "I'm only the No.1 student in this year's Yan dianyi exam. I'm a real top student in the college entrance examination. I'm the only top student in the college entrance examination and the art exam in history. That's the real Xueba!"

"Right ~" Zhou Yunshan said so, everyone just remembered this stubble, the smile was stiff.

"Oh no ~" the blue team and the yellow team began to howl

"ha ha ~ we are stable now!" Cao Bin and wenzonglang clapped high fives to celebrate each other.

"Director, how can we play with such a big Xueba here?" Kong Zheng stood up and complained to the director, "it's too unfair!"

"It's just, it's not fair!" Cried the others.

"It's not better than the college entrance examination! Besides, I've graduated for more than two years. You see, you've almost forgotten that I won the first prize in the college entrance examination. Junior high school knowledge, now I really do not necessarily remember more than Yun Shan Xiao Yao explained with a smile against his heart.

"Nothing unfair!" The director said, "first of all, although they are the top students in the college entrance examination, our exam questions are all from junior high school textbooks. The general junior high school students can answer these questions, but not only the top students in the college entrance examination can answer them! Second, today is a team match, even if Xiao Yao is strong, it's just one person! Today, we don't only have junior high school knowledge test, there are other competitions, it has nothing to do with whether he is the number one in the college entrance examination! "

"Director, since they admit defeat, let's count the results of this competition directly to us. Let's start the next one earlier, so that we can finish work earlier today!" Cao Bin deliberately told the director on the scene.

"Go! Who gave up! I just want to give you all my achievements before I do it? " He Cheng was the first to jump out and object.

"Yes, what happened to the number one student in the college entrance examination?" Chen Li also said, "Xiao Yao graduated two years earlier and took the junior high school exam. He really doesn't have to be as good as Yun Shan, who is just a freshman in our university."

"Well," the live director waved, "now for the first test, the subject is mathematics."

Although it's an in class test, it's a program. It's definitely not in the form of making test papers. It's not easy to show on TV.

Each of the three staff members held a white board and went to the platform in front of the crowd. There were numbers 1 to 3 on the side facing the crowd.

The on-site director introduced the rules: "we have three junior high school math problems here. Each team chooses one and answers it correctly. The team that takes the least time to win will get two points. The team that takes the second fastest will get one point, and the team that answers it doesn't have any points. At the same time, the last member of the team will be punished by the first member of the team

"I'll go and play the brain!" Several MC subconsciously touched his forehead and exclaimed in surprise.

"Send a representative from each team to choose the topic. Just go to the platform and take the whiteboard from the staff. There's a pen on your desk. Just answer the questions on that whiteboard After introducing the rules, the on-site director gave a direction."Xiao Yao, go!" Cao Bin took a picture of Xiao Yaodao.

"Good!" Xiao Yao didn't refuse and walked to the platform.

"Yunshan, up!"

"Gao Bo, you go!"

The other two teams also sent guests out to pick topics.

"I think the difficulty of the questions should be almost the same! You pick first, and the rest is mine! " After stepping on the platform, Xiao Yao politely made a gesture of invitation to Gao Bo and Zhou Yunshan.

"I think so, too!" Zhou Yunshan nodded, took the nearest third topic, and when she went back, she turned over the whiteboard and began to look at the topic.

Gao Bo chose No. 2, Xiao Yao chose No. 1, and they all started to look at the topic while going back.

"Time starts!" The director saw that all three of them went back and announced in a loud voice.

"All right!" Almost 20 seconds later, Xiao Yao raised his hand and yelled, and showed the white board with the answers in his hand to the director.

An assistant next to the on-site director with the answers looked at the answers on Xiao Yao's whiteboard and whispered to the on-site director. The on-site director announced in a loud voice: "the answer is correct! Red team first

"What?" The scene director this shout, the other two teams of people are surprised, turned to the scene director, said, "so fast?"

"As a teammate, I have no idea what happened!" Cao Bin's exaggerated hand exclaimed, "I haven't even figured out the title yet. Xiao Yao wrote out the answer, and I don't know how he worked it out!"

"Me too! I have no idea what happened! " Wen Zong Lang also showed a confused expression and cried.

"Well, well, you cows! Don't bang it! " He Cheng waved his hand and said, "since you've all won the first prize, Xiao Yao, please come and help us. Gao Bo has no clue."

"What can I do for you?" the last one was to be punished. Chen Li quickly said, "if I want to help you, I can also help us! Xiao Yao, come and help Yunshan. Yunshan has a clue here, but there is a place stuck. "

"Can I help you?" Xiao Yao asked the director.

"Yes!" The director nodded.

"Who can I help?" Xiao Yao turns to ask Cao Bin again.

"Help whoever you want! It doesn't matter! " Cao Bin said with a smile, "everyone will be the same when they play for a while!"

"Let's have a look at them all." Xiao Yao walked towards the positions of the two teams.

Aiming at two eyes, Xiao Yao found that the three problems, including the one he had just solved, were all application problems that needed to use the cubic equation.

Zhou Yunshan, the yellow team's problem solver, should be able to solve the problem, and her thinking is correct. She just doesn't know whether she is nervous or what the reason is. She starts to calculate after listing two equations. As a result, the three unknowns can't get the only result, so it's a bit stuck.

Blue team is Gao Bo in answer, not equation, but in a draft paper constantly trying to figure combination, take pen hard calculation.

"Yunshan, it takes three equations to get the only result. You only list two. Look at the topic, you still have one equation not listed." Standing in the middle of the two teams, Xiao Yaoxian reminded Zhou Yunshan.

"Oh, yes, yes!" Zhou Yunshan suddenly patted her forehead, wiped off the lower part of her writing with a eraser, and picked up a marker pen to write on the whiteboard.

"This way, this way!" He Cheng pulls Xiao Yaodao.

"Brother Cheng, your problem is also solved by a cubic equation of three variables!" Xiao Yaodao.

"What is ternary linear equation?" Gao Bo looks up and looks at Xiao Yao with He Cheng.

"You don't even know the linear equation of three variables?" Xiao Yao stares in surprise.

"We've lost our junior high school textbooks for more than ten years!" Gao Bo and he Cheng said with a bitter smile.

"Then there's no way," said Xiao Yao. "I can't tell you now what equations are and what setting unknowns are."

"Set the unknown! I remember! " Lu hang clapped his hands and said, "I know how to solve it!"

"I'll do it, I'll do it!" Lu hang to Gao Bo Road.

"All right, come on, come on Gao Bo quickly gets up and gives up his position to Lu hang.

Lu hang began to write hard, but just in the middle of writing, Zhou Yunshan raised the whiteboard and cried, "we have answered!"

"The answer is correct!" The director announced, "yellow team second!"

"Ah," sighed all four of the blue team.

"I'd better finish it." Lu hang said with a marker.

"Well, blue team, please The director said.

After more than a minute, Lu also submitted the answer, which is also correct.

"Well, the test of the first subject is over, and now the results are announced. Red team first, yellow team second, blue team third The director announced the results, and then said, "next, let's invite four members of the blue team to come out and accept the punishment! Three red team members, the punishment is up to you

"Ah ~" the blue team stood up dejectedly."Can I choose who's on the red team to play me?" Ren Bing looks at the three members of the red team and turns to ask the director.

"No, the red team has the choice." The director on the spot said, "the red team will discuss who will play who!"

"Brother bin, I'll give you Gao Bo. It's better for you alumni to start!" Looking at Gao Bo who is the first to stand up, Xiao Yao pulls Cao Bin.

"Good!" Cao Bin walked forward with a smile, raised his right hand, clasped his middle finger with his thumb, and then played on Gao Bo's forehead.

"Ah ~" Gao Bo screamed and rubbed his forehead with exaggeration.

"Brother Lang, Lu Hang is yours!" Xiao Yao once again told Wenzong.

"Xiao Lu, I'm sorry!" Wen Zong Lang did not object, but also went to Lu hang and hit Lu hang on the head with his middle finger.

"You, brother Lang!" Lu hang also exaggerated Wu wears forehead to call a way.

"Brother Cheng is mine!" Xiao Yao takes the initiative to go to He Cheng and raises his right hand.

"Come on, come on!" He Cheng said with a calm smile.

He Cheng was so relaxed because he noticed a detail. At this time, Xiao Yao's right thumb is not the middle finger, but the index finger. Generally speaking, the middle finger is more powerful than the index finger. Xiao Yao uses his index finger to play, which means he intentionally releases water.

"Pa!" Xiao Yao's right index finger bounces on He Cheng's forehead.

"Ah He Cheng screamed, rubbing his forehead and staring at Xiao Yao in surprise, "you are so cruel! I'm almost knocked out by you! "

The red team and the yellow team all laughed. Chen Li praised Xiao Yao and said, "well done!"

Whether Xiao Yao intentionally releases water or not, whether he Cheng's performance is deliberately exaggerated or not, but from the sound of these three shots, he Cheng's next one is the loudest. That is to say, compared with the other two, the one he Cheng got must be the heaviest of the three.

"We are rivals now!" Xiao Yao shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile, "don't you call yourself a genius? It's better for us to knock you out for the competition behind us! "

"Wow, that makes sense!" The red team and the yellow team applauded.

"Well, it's my turn!" Ren Bing stood up with a worried face.

"Brother bin, brother Lang, I'll do it!" Xiao Yao volunteered again.

"No problem, we just like to watch our classmates fight each other!" Cao Bin said with a smile.

"Xiao Yao, be light." Ren Bing clenched her hands and put them in front of her chest. She shrunk her neck, lowered her head, pursed her mouth, and glanced at Xiao Yao from the bottom up.

Xiao Yao smiles, raises his right hand and clasps a finger with his thumb.

"Xiaobing, it's useless for you to be cute," He Cheng said to Ren Bing with sympathy when he found that Xiao Yao's middle finger was buckled up this time. "Xiao Yao is more cruel now!"

"Ah ~" Ren Bing was scared to close her eyes by He Cheng's words.

"All right!" Xiao Yao stretched his finger, wiped his middle finger on Ren Bing's forehead, and turned to walk back.

"Hu ~" Ren Bing was greatly relieved.

"That's it?" The rest of the spectators were stunned. Then everyone quit and yelled to Xiao Yao, "don't you even touch it? We didn't even hear it

"Of course," Xiao Yao turned back and stretched out his right hand. His left index finger pointed to the nail cap of the middle finger of his right hand with five fingers together. "You see, there's a watermark on my nail. It's the sweat on Bingjie's forehead. How could I not touch her sweat on my nails? "

"Maybe she's sweating on her forehead, so she's wearing it." Xiao Yao continued helplessly, "but I did run into it and hit it. Do I have to pop a bag on her forehead to get it

"Because of sweat? Xiao Yao, can you tell me more? " A group of people rolled their eyes in silence.

"They all graduated from Shen opera. Why is the gap so big?" Chen Li deliberately walks up to He Cheng to stimulate him.

"Xiao Yao, are you really only good to girls?" He Cheng angrily pointed to Xiao Yao and said, "I tell you, you can't take off your hat all your life

"What's more important than friends? Is it not good for people to have manners? " Ren Bing dissatisfied with the pull He Cheng, "brother Cheng, you and I are a team! You have to let Xiao Yao knock me out to make you happy? "

"Oh, the blue team is fighting!" Cao Bin happily pulled Xiao Yao and said, "Xiao Yao, did you mean it?"

"No, I'm really pissed off!" Xiao Yao continued to talk hard.

"Xiao Yao, look me in the eye and say it again!" Chen Li walks up to Xiao Yao, presses his shoulders and stares at Xiao Yao's eyes.

"I'm really pissed off!" Xiao Yao stares at Chen Li's eyes, extremely serious, word by word.

The scene was booed.

"Let's let the director say," Xiao Yao turned to the director and said, "director, does that count just now? If you don't count, I'll fight again! ""Ah?" A group of people were surprised to open their eyes.

"No!" Ren Bing immediately covered her forehead and screamed.

"Of course!" The director on the spot said immediately, "even if you encounter it, there is no second chance!"

It's an individual who can see that Xiao Yao is deliberately releasing water, but Xiao Yao leaves the decision-making power to the director on the spot, who is also unwilling to ask Xiao Yao to fight again. Ren Bing, a popular little flower, has a large number of fans and a strong fighting capacity. In case Xiao Yao hits hard for the second time, it's easy to give Ren Bing's fans the impression that "Xiao Yao has already let go of water, but the program team forces Xiao Yao to play hard under Ren Bing". If the news gets out, Xiao Yao doesn't think it's a big deal. Their program group will be sprayed to death by the fans. The live director doesn't have to carry the pot!

"You see, the director on the scene has the final say, which shows that he also believes that I didn't release water on purpose. It's a real show." Xiao Yao said with a smile.

"When did I say I believe you didn't let the water go on purpose?" The live director said in his heart. But he could only make complaints about it in his heart.

"Damn, that's dragging the director down?" A group of people are stupid again.