50: Mr. Mo, I'm a man.

Don't forget to return: it doesn't matter. True love is gender neutral.

Li Qinian: "......"

She has seen how difficult it is to deal with this man. She clearly wants to seize her own skin and tendons, but her mouth is another sweet talk.

No, she has to go back.

50: Sorry, I don't like men. Maybe you can consider going to Thailand. I can book the ticket for you.

Don't forget to return: if you were accompanied in person, I might consider this proposal.

L:………

Don't forget to return: what's the matter, baby? Moved to speechless?

L:………

Li Qinian threw him a few pieces of shit.

It hasn't been relieved yet. She made another little puffer fish

Don't forget to stare at the little puffer fish on the computer screen. The angry little puffer fish stared at him with round eyes.

"Click puffer fish to watch puffer fish dance ~"

The finless porpoise swayed around, as if playing coquettish.

Don't forget to return to evil and smile: "you say, do I want some?"

The supervisor shook his head: "I think there must be a trap!"

Don't forget to return and smile: "let me see what mysterious gift this little thing has given me."

He gently pressed the mouse and clicked on the puffer fish.

"Poof --!"

The little puffer fish exploded directly, but it was not the blood and meat splashed in the imagination, but——

Floating all over the sky... Dung!!!

Don't forget to stare at the computer screen, and the smile at the corners of your mouth solidified in an instant.

Many people see this scene, directly nausea and retching.

50: Like it, honey ~

Don't forget to return. Of course, I can't say I like it.

Don't forget to return. He looked a little cautious and said faintly, "let Mocha come back."

The assistant looked up at him in surprise and dared not say, "yes!"

Mocha, the world's first hacker, is also a strong general under don't forget to return.

"One day, I will catch your fox tail."

Don't forget to stare at the screen that has returned to normal. The corners of your mouth hook up, but your eyes are extremely cold.

Li Qinian didn't get any useful information. After releasing the little puffer fish, he went offline and plunged into the quilt.

………

Li Qinian always knew that she would see MO forget to return, but she didn't expect that this day came so soon.

[welcome the outstanding graduates of our university - President of Mohs group, don't forget to come to our university!]

She wore a black motorcycle suit today. She stopped her motorcycle smartly and carried her schoolbag. As soon as she entered the school gate, she saw the banner pulled by the gate.

Li Qinian: there's a sentence MMP I don't know what to say, not what to say!!

However, more coincidentally, when she entered the classroom and just put down her schoolbag, the head teacher stepped in with a pair of high heels.

Class teacher: "I'd like to tell you a good news. Today's first class can be dispensed with. There is an important lecture that everyone needs to be present. Remember to bring paper and pen and take notes."

Li Qinian, who had planned to escape: "......"

"Brother Wang, will you go?" she placed her last hope on Jiang Wang.

Jiang Wang: "you can choose one from the other for classes and lectures."

Li Qinian: "......"

Everyone knows to choose a lecture.

——

auditorium.

Today's auditorium is full of a row of school leaders. Principals and secretaries who can't be seen at ordinary times are sitting in the first row, and their smiling mouths can't be closed.

"I've seen the photos of don't forget to return. The thief's mother is handsome and breaks the sky!!"