Chapter 1026

... maybe everyone has a dream of robbing a bank.

Half of the most popular spiritual entertainment in the twelve realms came from other human societies destroyed by the end of the day; This includes all kinds of films, television and books with interlinked words. Among so many entertainment works, Bohemia is obviously a fan of gangster movies and crime movies - no wonder she feels that the police seem to be just "bodyguards".

Her dream may be to wear a coat, smoke a cigar, and be called "don". When she opened the bank vault, she found that it was full of special items - but in the twelve realms, her wish never came true. It's not that there are no banks, but no one dares to rob them.

Before the words "rob the bank" were dispersed in the air, Bohemia could not wait to have begun to act - she jumped up and stretched out her hand to Lin Sanjiu: "do you have silk stockings?"

... God knows how long it will be transmitted. What stockings do you want.

And how could she have silk stockings?

"That's no good. Robbing a bank must look like robbing a bank. Either dig two holes in the paper bag."

The fat man didn't have a paper bag at home. Lin Sanjiu reluctantly washed two of his pillowcases, opening a pair of eyes each. Thanks to the large area of the dump, the man would not come back for a while when he went on patrol - but the more she thought, the more she felt that her current behavior really looked like a psychotic. Spaan works as a builder in other people's houses. She steals pillowcases in other people's houses.

"The garbage dump should be a distance from the city. Let's drive there." Carrying two wet pillowcases, she lifted her chin to Bohemia and motioned to the old truck outside.

Direction is not important; Even if you don't understand the road signs after you go out, you should be able to lead to the city by following the traffic flow.

This dump is really big enough. Lin Sanjiu turned several times on the road, and the sound of the car engine didn't lead the fat man over. She didn't give up, driving and searching, thinking that she might not know where to see the Puppeteer; But after looking for half an hour, they waited until she came to the exit of the dump, and they didn't see the shadow of the Puppeteer.

... he's really unlucky. At that time, if the flood was a little slower, maybe they could find another visa and let him come with "edible truth".

But then again, what does the name mean?

Lin Sanjiu couldn't think of it. Fortunately, she didn't have to think about it for a long time. In a world that has not ushered in the end, entering the city is as relaxing and pleasant as sightseeing - two wet pillowcases tied to the window, whistling with the wind; Along the way, Bohemia poked her head out of the window and marveled at every building, store and facility she had never seen.

Not only she, Lin Sanjiu also fell into a little trance surprise. She has almost forgotten what a normal human society looks like: there are so many ordinary people who have not evolved on the road, flowing like carefree sheep; All kinds of men and women, talking and laughing, shopping, eating ice cream, making phone calls, waiting for people, crossing the road... Under the cloudy sky, businesses lit up all kinds of lights early, and everywhere was full of long lost human fireworks. Among so many people, no one will doubt his quiet and adequate life. In fact, there are only six months left.

Due to the lack of interpersonal common sense in normal human society, Bohemia said that the dog led by a pedestrian nearby was ugly when waiting for the red light, so the two people got a blank eye together. She didn't take it to heart and concluded, "although the dog is ugly, the building here is quite interesting."

That's true.

People in this world seem to have a strange pursuit of Architectural Aesthetics: they don't consider practical problems such as shelter, density, stability, or whether the style is harmonious and unified - it seems that when building, their only goal is to be as innovative and colorful as possible, and it's best to build the building like a building.

For example, the building they just passed by at this time... If it hadn't happened to hear someone call it a biotechnology company, I'm afraid Lin Sanjiu didn't think it was a building at all.

At first glance, it looks like a big cactus, thick up and thin down, with a round body, leaning out from the ground, and its appearance is also covered with a layer of "white hair". When I got closer, I found that the original "white hairs" on that floor were small mini offices protruding from the building - to be honest, Lin Sanjiu never thought that she would call the office with a quantifier like "one root" one day.

In addition to the "one" office, they also saw the "one" bakery.

This is a flat floor commercial store with only one floor above the ground, but just guessing how people get in and how to move in it made them spend a long time thinking.

Four or five shops were bakeries, which sprang out of the center of the sidewalk without reason and crowded together. The "roots" merged with each other, and only the upper parts of each extended around, opening windows with orange lights, which looked a little magical and warm in the gloomy weather.

Customers can only buy bread outside the window, but did the baker get in through the window?

Such buildings are everywhere; In fact, there are so many novel scenery along the way, which is almost more dizzying than the twelve realms. They lingered aimlessly for a long time, almost forgetting their purpose.

"Why didn't I see a bank?" Bohemia turned his head and asked.

"Maybe I didn't recognize it when I saw it."

The bungalow in the dump looks so ordinary that it may be the representative of "shabby and shabby". To be honest, most of the facilities and buildings Lin Sanjiu saw did not know what it was; But look at their style, it seems that they are very proud of their appearance.

"Ask someone else."

"... before robbing a bank, ask someone who is the bank?"

"Or you have a better idea?"

No, Lin Sanjiu stopped at the roadside and shouted to a passer-by, "Hello! Where is the nearby bank?"

The gray faced man wrapped in a coat was stunned. "Bank... Bank? What?"

The two looked at each other.

"He may be a fool." Bohemia whispered.

"Isn't it right... Don't you think it's more likely that they don't call the bank a bank?"

"Oh... Shit, you know."

Lin Sanjiu poked his head out again. The residents of this city are quite gentle and polite. They just whispered a few words, and the man left without raising his feet.

"It's... Well, that word is on my lips. I can't remember it for a moment. You must have had this experience, right? It's the place where you save money. What's its name?" She smiled a few times, but found that the man was still the same, staring at her blankly - "I didn't, I don't know."

Alas.

"For example, if you only spend half of your income and save the remaining half, then the place where you save the other half is called..." listening to his voice, Lin Sanjiu didn't believe that he was not a psychopath.

"Ah!" The gray faced man suddenly realized and pointed to the intersection ahead, "turn left there and drive 200 meters."

The two robbers thanked kindly and drove to the place that they still didn't know what it was called, but they were going to be robbed anyway. Although the buildings are strange and painful, the motor vehicles on the road are more and more normal; Fortunately, it's like this, otherwise Lin Sanjiu really couldn't imagine how she would stop between two Octopus cars.

At this time, the car stopped outside an umbrella building, facing many narrow cracks embedded in the wall on the "root" of the building. The gap is barely one person wide. In a row, there are twenty or thirty doors of the building - of course, if they didn't see pedestrians coming in and out of the narrow gap sideways, they were afraid that they would have to look for half a day just looking for the entrance. Outwardly, the bank seems to be large.

Sitting in the car, they both took a deep breath.

Obviously, I've killed many people, but now I feel that robbing banks makes people very nervous.

"You should behave professionally," Bohemia untied the pillowcase from the window. "After we go in, put on this first, and then shout robbery, don't move. You point a gun at them, let them lie on the ground, and I'll go to the counter to get the money."

... I didn't miss watching movies.

"I don't have a gun," Lin Sanjiu confessed, "the one spaan gave me, I fell into the lake."

"What lake - why can't you even get a gun?"

"What are you doing with a gun? Aren't your abilities and special items better than guns?"

"No!" Bohemia was simply obstinate, "it's not professional! Besides, if you hold a gun, these ordinary people know that they are afraid. If you go in with a leaky spoon, they will only laugh to death."

... she doesn't have any special items like a spoon.

Seeing that the bank was at hand but he had no weapons, Bohemia couldn't help worrying. "No matter," she said impetuously, "if you don't have a gun, just take a special object to demonstrate and make an example of others - don't talk, I know what you want to say, you can't kill, and you can't hit the wall?"

Lin Sanjiu happily opened the door: "you are really different from before."

"Shut up."

There is no shortage of plastic bags in the dump; Each of them took a dirty plastic bag for money, carried a pillowcase in his pocket, and his body was stained with dirt from the garbage dump, like two beggars, unconsciously approached the door of the bank building.

Lin Sanjiu has never seen such strange doors: they are not directly connected to the ground, but from the ground up 20 or 30 cm, they open a narrow gap. After learning from others' appearance, they first picked a narrow gap where no one walked. Then they raised their feet and walked in sideways, half climbing and half drilling. Half a minute later, they finally poked their heads out of the other end of the wall.

"Were they all drunk when they built the building?"

Bohemia complained and stood in the hall with Lin Sanjiu. Obviously, the outer wall is thick enough to climb for half a minute, but the small hall inside is not big, only a few hundred square meters; And there was not even a window in the small hall, which was illuminated by the whole white ceiling.

Scattered cabinets are distributed in the hall one by one, without any rules at will, as if the construction workers can't even line up in a straight line. They looked back and forth for several times, but they didn't understand who was the bank staff and where the money was; Glancing at each other, the two simply took out the pillowcase.

The half wet cloth fell, covering his face and revealing his eyes. Bohemia raised an index finger with several rings, raised it to the ceiling and shouted, "don't move, rob!"

Obviously, you strongly asked Lin Sanjiu to relax. As a result, it was really relaxed. I found a lot of worries in this chapter. Look for clues of the doomsday world carefully... You can't find them. Hahahahahahaha, you persecuted paranoia