Chapter 86

"Chop, chop, since I can't control what else to do..." Er gou not only said that he had to do something, but also bent down to grab Xie Yinhua's scythe, and he was about to take off Zhou Sanbao's pants.

Zhou Sanbao was so scared that he forgot to resist for a moment. These two dogs, I didn't offend him, and I helped him to make the peach thing right. Is it because of the cathartic thing that the boy blamed himself for revenge?

Zhou Sanbao didn't react until there was only one fork left.

"Er Gou, you're crazy, you ungrateful guy. I took care of you when I was a child, and I didn't owe you when I grew up. You want Lao Tzu's life..." Zhou Sanbao roared and rolled around in the thatch to avoid the sickle that Er Gou cut off at any time.

"I can't do that. Er Gou grew up eating aunt Yinhua's milk when she was a child. She said that if you want to chop it, you must chop it."

"Yinhua... Yinhua..." Zhou Sanbao was old and fat. After all, he was not the opponent of Er Gou. He was soon controlled and had to shout for his wife's help.

Xie Yinhua was stunned. The two dogs were really stupid. She just said that, and the boy really wanted to do it. Everyone says that Er Gou is not a scholar. He is really knowledgeable today. Xie Yinhua was frightened when she saw that two dogs were going to do it. Just now, she was angry and wanted to really chop the tortoise bastard. What would she eat in her next life?

"Er... Er Gou..." Xie Yinhua yelled.

"What's the matter? Aunt... "She's waiting for Xie Yinhua to make a sound. If she doesn't make a sound, she won't be able to perform any more. It seems that it's good to be a little silly at the critical moment.

"Give me the sickle."

"Well, Auntie will do it herself." On Tuesday, the dog handed her the sickle, but his hand still held Zhou Sanbao, waiting for Xie Yinhua to do it.

"Two, two dogs, I'll deal with him when my aunt goes back..."

On hearing this, Zhou Sanbao jumped up and pointed to the dog“ Yes, don't interfere in the housework. Let's go, daughter-in-law. Let's go home and do it... "Zhou Sanbao finally let go.

"Go home..." Xie Yinhua always has to look for some face, not, according to Zhou Sanbao's fart drum is a foot, Zhou Sanbao quickly laughed and left. Looking at the two couples walking down the mountain one after the other, the people picking peaches on the mountain laughed again.

In fact, no one is a fool. The performance of Er Gou's bitter meat game is not brilliant. Everyone can see it. Xie Yinhua also knew about Er Gou's performance, but it was because it was related to her happiness for the rest of her life that she was in a hurry and fell into the trap. As soon as she went back, she immediately thought about it.

"Don't think that Er Gou is helping you. I can't see it. Don't give me a smiley face. You'll feel better when you go back..." he said, and according to Zhou Sanbao's fart drum, he kicked again.

"Don't kick my daughter-in-law. It's useless to kick again." Zhou Sanbao's heart is also like a mirror, a difficulty in the performance of two dogs into invisible, his heart can not help but applaud for the performance of two dogs. When did this boy learn to be so treacherous? He almost cheated me. At that time, he was so scared that he was in a cold sweat.

"Say, is that big fart drum woman good or I good." Xie Yinhua went over and grabbed Zhou Sanbao's ear. Zhou Sanbao's fat body was almost lifted up, so that he could only walk on tiptoe. In fact, Xie Yinhua's fart drum is big enough, but it's still a little small compared with sun Yanhua's grinding plate.

"Hello, Hello, of course. That girl is not half as good as you." On Wednesday, Bao grinned in pain and begged loudly.

"Then you still mess with her."

"Just try something fresh. I don't really care about her."

"I can't even taste it. I'll see you and her again. I'm sure I'll chop your stuff."

"Yes, listen to your daughter-in-law. I'm sure I won't be with her." Zhou Sanbao replied like this, but he thought that he could play with other girls without her.

Carrying the ear, all the way to the foot of the mountain.

"Daughter in law, let it go. Look, there are people on the road. What can the village head do when he sees me?" Zhou Sanbao is very afraid of his wife, but he loves face very much. Although he knows that he has lost his face today, he still wants to reduce the loss.

"You want a woman like that, and you need face. It's a pity that you have a good appetite." Having said that, Xie Yinhua's anger has been reduced. As soon as he let go of Zhou Sanbao, Zhou Sanbao almost rushed down the mountain. Thanks to Xie Yinhua's help, he stopped. It seems that although both of them stole, the couple's feelings are still there.

"Silver flower, you go back first, I have to do it here."

Zhou Sanbao talked loudly and walked towards the truck. Knowing that Er Gou is helping him, I'm sure I have to do it. There's a reason to speak so loudly. That's to tell those people on the road that they were caught by their wives. What happened? No matter what, you can still talk with your wife loudly.

"Uncle Sanbao, are you ok?" Seeing that Zhou Sanbao came over like nothing, Yang Yaozi quickly went over and asked.

Looking back at Xie Yinhua, Zhou Sanbao said: "what's the matter, ah, which man doesn't steal a woman to play with? What's the big deal, a woman? If you want her to go home and wait, you have to go home and wait..." while talking, he lit a cigarette.

"Uncle Sanbao, you are still tall." Yang Yaozi extended his thumb in front of Zhou Sanbao.

"That is, who are we? We are the village head and the official. Do you understand? This is the officialdom's rule. I tell you, you don't understand." Shaking off Yang Yaozi's arm, he went to the scale and yelled, "whose peach is on the scale..." with a cigarette in his mouth, he was very musical.

Because of Zhou Sanbao and Xie Yinhua, a lot of time was wasted. It was already night when the two cars were full of honey peaches, but Er Gou had to follow the car to the city.

"Brother Yaozi, take two thousand yuan for the money in the bag."

"What's the matter? Why do you give me so much money?"

"Didn't I take you hundreds of dollars last time in the brick factory?"

"Not so much?"

"My brother, don't talk so much nonsense. Hurry up and I'll go to the city."

"Hey, hey, that's good. I can find more women."

"Give me the rest..." seeing that there was no one else on the road, Ergou approached Yang Yaozi's ear and said, "take it to Wang Xiangmei and ask her to help me hide it."

The money left by Er Gou was hidden under his couch last time. This time, he had no time to go back to the village, so he had to let Yang Yaozi take it to Wang Xiangmei. It's not safe to take so much money to the city, and he still has money to take when he comes back.