Chapter 655

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"Did you have a good trip?"

Fang Xie asked the fat Taoist Xiang qingniu. The fat man first gave Fang Xie a bear hug. Le Fang Xie was almost out of breath. After loosening his hand, the fat man smiled and said: "Everything is very good along the way. After visiting places of interest, we first look for places of interest. Then we meet the most expensive local restaurants for a meal. Guo Xianxing eats the famous drunken fish and shrimp, Guo Jiading eats the world-famous Chenghu crab, Guo enzhou eats four gilled bass, and Guo Ende eats grilled chicken. We climb the stairs to look at the moon and go down to the lake to catch turtles. When we meet literati and poets, we recite poetry and travel with our arms, and meet jianghuhao The guest beat his mother... "

Fang Xie smiled and said, "I'm really happy."

Xiang qingniu took out a small book from his arms and handed it to Fang Xie: "if you do this, I will be happier."

Fang Xie took it over and looked, "what's this?"

"You know I've always been a thrifty person. I can't do such extravagant food and drink along the way."

"I believe that."

Fang Xie nodded: "it's no problem for you to cheat to eat and drink. It's hard for you to pay for food and drink."

"Those who know me can solve it."

Xiang qingniu gave Fang Xie a favorable expression, looked back at Mo Congzhi and said in a low voice: "It's not your daughter-in-law. She eats and drinks all the way. She has to be picky when staying in an inn. It's not enough to be clean. She also has to eat delicately to ensure that she can take a hot bath at any time. You say that you are a scoundrel and don't take a bath for ten days and a half months. You can smell old wine. How can you find such a picky woman!"

Fang Jiebai glanced at him and said, "when did I say it was my daughter-in-law?"

"Stop teasing."

Xiang qingniu said in a very low voice, "this woman is very naughty. She told me that you two had a bet, either she killed you or you slept with her! I - Fuck, this is the most domineering and personalized private life I've ever heard."

"Fuck off!"

Fang Xie scolded and wanted to kick the fat man out.

"I know you!"

Xiang qingniu patted Fang Xie on the shoulder and said in a tone that you know and I know: "You're a tough guy. You've survived for so many years. You look a little lucky... And I have a hunch that it's not so easy for this girl to kill you. Of course, it's not so easy for you to sleep with her. But I believe you're a little more shameless than her, so you must win in the end."

Fang Xie leaned over and asked in a lower voice, "what is her state now?"

Xiang qingniu was stunned, and then looked at Fang Xie with a shameless look: "when you agreed with her, you were so domineering. Can you look like a man now?"

"Say it quickly!"

"Even if it's not as good as me, it's not much worse. This woman's evil sect is powerful and her cultivation is amazing."

"Mom..."

Fang Xie scolded: "what a pervert."

"Yes."

Xiang qingniu put his arm around Fang Xie's shoulder, lowered his head and said, "who's to blame? It's not that you made a fool when you agreed with her? You can't say that at the beginning. Since a man wants to be domineering, he should be more domineering! Sometimes we lose a little, but we look better!"

"What should I say?"

Fang Xie asked.

Xiang qingniu cleared his throat: "cough... Well... You should have said to her... If I win, I'll sleep with you! If you win, you'll sleep with me!"

Fang Xie nodded deeply: "it makes sense."

"Disobedience?"

Xiang qingniu asked.

"Please, sir."

Fang Xie kicked Xiang qingniu's ass, then looked back at Mo Congzhi: "hello"

Foam curd looked at him: "you are also good."

There was a clanking sound. There were sparks flashing outside Fang Xie's body, which was particularly intense. It was like someone stabbed hundreds of swords one after another.

"Eh?"

Foam congealed fat was slightly stunned, and then couldn't help but brighten his eyes: "it's more interesting."

Just at that moment, Mo Congzhi's eye blade attacked at least 360 times, and Fang Xie covered the power of metal and earth two layers outside his body and stopped all the eye blades. The meeting between the two people seemed very calm, but Fang Xie was sure that Mo Congzhi would do it when he saw him, and would never tell him.

Fang Xie smiled and said, "it's so urgent to want to kill me. It's really not authentic to have been a ghost for me for three years. However, if it's not for this, you don't have this cultivation. It's not too much to say that it's a blessing in disguise, so do you want to kill me?"

"No"

Mo Congzhi's eyes narrowed slightly and smiled like the most beautiful crescent moon. At this time, her appearance became extremely lovely and charming: "I don't want to kill you because of the experience of those three years, but because I want to kill you. It's so simple. Especially after you said on the East 23rd Street that you must... I want to kill you more."

Fang Xie tilted his lips and said, "this also counts now."

Foam curd's eyes bent more charming: "OK, I'm here now, you come."

Fang Xie looked at Xiang qingniu and said, "if she wants to kill me, I'll kill you first."

Xiang qingniu shrugged his shoulders and said, "you can't beat me."

"It's OK to lose both."

Fang Xie stopped talking nonsense, took Xiang qingniu aside, and then took a deep breath: "your second senior brother asked me to tell you before he died."

Xiang qingniu's face obviously changed, but he tried to hold back, sniffed and said with a strong smile: "that wordy ghost, what do you have to tell me when you die? It's really annoying... What did he say?"

"He said... Help me tell qingniu to lose weight. It's too fat to find a wife."

Xiang qingniu was silent for a moment and asked eagerly, "that's all?"

"That's it."

Fang Xie nodded.

Xiang qingniu looked up at the sky, sniffed and shouted: "Xiang Qing contends with me - Fuck - your uncle, it's none of your business whether I have a daughter-in-law. When I die, you don't say anything useful. Even if you don't leave me any Wulin secrets, you'll have to leave tens of millions of liang of silver. You'll die before I settle accounts with you... Who do I spend so much money on looking for you these years? You bastard! You bastard! You... Old man I'm willing to be fat. Can you take care of it? You take care of me again... "

The fat man sat on the ground pointing to the sky and scolded loudly, like a shrew.

He cried like rain.

One second before he was still laughing, the next second he was crying.

No one thinks it's funny.

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"Did you guess that after Mr. Zhuo arrived at qingleshan, I would bring your mother-in-law to you?"

Xiang qingniu asked after wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes.

Fang Xie looked at Xiang qingniu's handkerchief, which he really couldn't ask for any more, shook his head, took out a piece from his arms and handed it to him: "you are a high-ranking man in the Taoist door. When you come to the Jianghu, you cheat money and sex by small tricks, but you are just as good. You said you would come to me."

"Bah!"

Xiang qingniu spat: "I've admitted all these things, but you said I'm partial to color. I'm at least the most innocent Taoist priest in the history of the Taoist sect. How can I become a sex demon in your mouth after so many years of guarding my body like jade?"

"You really haven't cheated?"

Fang Xie approached and asked.

"Heaven and earth conscience!"

Xiang qingniu said, "if I cheat setian, I'll hit five thunders."

Fang Xie looked up at the sky: "God, this bastard is really unreliable. We should send lightning in time."

Xiang qingniu glared at him: "come on, we've all arrived at Zhuque mountain camp. I'm going to eat and drink at your house when you're not here, but you sent someone to find us here. What's the matter... Forget it, it's not good for you to find me ten percent. You'd better introduce what delicious food there is in Yongzhou City."

"Luo Yao"

Fang Xie said two words.

Xiang qingniu's face immediately changed: "when?"

Fang Xie said, "the day after tomorrow at the latest."

Xiang qingniu immediately turned around and said, "Xiaojun, Xiaomei, you two pack up quickly. Taoist priest, I want to run away!"

The two trail boys didn't listen to Xiang qingniu's words after they separated from Xiang qingniu on the grassland. In their opinion, qingleshan Yiqi view is their home, so that they won't go back again. This time, Xiang qingniu came out with them and suffered a lot along the way.

The two trail children really wanted to turn around and leave. Xiang qingniu also took a few steps, then looked back at Fang Xie and asked, "are you kidding?"

Fang Xie nodded.

Xiang qingniu scolded and walked back: "I'll say it's no good for you to come to me. I'm the youngest Taoist Reverend of daozong for so many years. I'll leave a big mark in the history books. You're going to make me die young? The day after tomorrow... You're responsible for finding me a girl tonight. Taoist, I don't know what women are like until I die. No, find ten. I'm tired to death!"

Seeing Fang Xie looking at him with a smile, Xiang qingniu asked, "do you have a plan?"

"Always."

Fang Xie replied seriously, "but I'm not sure."

Xiang qingniu looked at the pale woman in the room: "who is that woman? Luo Yao's mistress?"

Fang Xie nodded: "Tao Zun's eyes are like a torch."

Xiang qingniu glanced: "the insight is like an egg... This drama is too old. You have to know who you want to kill before you want to know who you want to kill. The most direct way to know who you want is to find his mistress. If people in the criminal department want to find out who is an official, they directly catch the woman who is close to him and ask, which is more direct than interrogating the official himself."

He was stunned for a moment and asked Fang Xie, "are you going to let me ask for you? Don't tease. She's not beautiful. Taoist priest, I have to choose even if I dedicate myself with a beauty trick?"

"You're funny..."

Fang Xie ignored him, but thought, "do me a favor?"

Foam curd asked faintly, "why?"

Fang Xie thought for a while and said seriously, "do you want to kill me or watch others kill me?"

Mo Congzhi was silent for a moment, and then walked into the room.

"How did you know she would help you?"

Xiang qingniu asked curiously.

"Because she really wants to kill me."

Fang Xie answered.

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Chang'an City

Tai Chi Palace

A burly man in armor walked slowly into the Tai Chi hall and looked at everything in the hall curiously. It seems that this is a very majestic man, who exudes a kind of pressure that people dare not look directly at. There is always a chilling temperament on the person who has killed many people, and this temperament is particularly strong on him.

After he entered the hall, his sight hovered in the hall and finally landed on the Golden Dragon chair in the middle of the due north. Yang Chengqian, the emperor of the Sui Dynasty, sat on the chair with a look of fear. Facing this man, Yang Chengqian felt powerless.

After Luo Yao surrounded Chang'an with millions of troops, he led the army to defeat Luo Yao and hurt him.

Yang Chengqian didn't expect that the Yang family had such a backhand. Only now did he understand why his father Yang Yi was so confident and proud before he died. I also understand why Yang Yi made such a terrible confession to him before he died.

When Xiongwu man's eyes fixed on Yang Chengqian, Yang Chengqian could no longer sit on the Dragon chair, but quickly stood up and hung his head, just like a child taught by a teacher.

"You are the emperor."

Xiongwu man frowned slightly: "how can you bow your head to others? Your father has a fearless spirit and is willing to give everything for the great Sui Dynasty. You should be like him and have the dignity and pride that the emperor should have."

Yang Chengqian trembled, raised his head and replied, "I know."

"Now that I'm out."

Xiongwu man nodded to him and said, "let me clean up this mess. Your majesty just needs to sit in the Dragon chair."