Chapter 493

Chen hem squatted next to the huge footprints, gestured and grinned: "fat man, who is more powerful than Xiao 19?"

Xiang qingniu looked at his stomach with chagrin. He found that the golden strap would slide under his stomach soon after it was tied. Even if it was tied tightly, it was useless. Chen hum saw that he was only playing with the belt. He couldn't help but wonder: "why do you have to let the belt on your stomach, even if it slips under your stomach..."

"Because I can't see under my stomach!"

Xiang qingniu sighed: "In the Sui Dynasty, I didn't care about this band, because I don't have to care about my Taoist status. But it's different in the grassland. I always want to make this band more eye-catching. There's no need to show my difference in my own home, but I can't fool myself in front of outsiders, especially the enemy. What I represent now is not myself, but a kind of Dignity, do you understand? "

"So profound"

Chen ha shook his head to show that he didn't understand.

Xiang qingniu had no choice but to mount the horse with a strap in one hand, and then said to Chen hum, "it's really hard to answer you if you ask me who is better than the eldest martial brother. I can't beat the eldest martial brother before he is crazy. After he is crazy... I may not beat him."

He paused and said, "but I always think it's not madness, but detachment."

Chen hum and Chen HA were enlightened by Xiang qingniu, but the things in his temperament could not be changed after all. Chen hum couldn't help laughing and said, "our brothers were crazy before. Is it also detachment?"

Xiang qingniu looked away and said, "bah, you are crazy now."

Chen ha said, "fat man, you are unreasonable. Our madness is madness, and your elder martial brother's madness is detachment. According to you, our fart is fart, and your elder martial brother's fart is aroma?"

Chen hum said discontentedly, "you use the word wrong. Fart is one word and aroma is two words. It's not neat."

Chen ha nodded in agreement. After thinking for a long time, he couldn't help getting angry: "then you think of a word corresponding to fart? Do you just say it's gas? Fart is gas, which can't let people know the comparison between fragrance and smell. Do you want to use a word of incense? But who knows you're talking about gas when you say a word of incense?"

Chen hum looked at him like an idiot: "idiot, can't you say two words? Smelly fart and aroma, it's neat."

"Big brother, good knowledge!"

Chen ha sincerely praised it.

Xiang qingniu patted on the forehead: "I regret taking you out now. If I spend a long time with you, I'm afraid I'll be stupid."

"Fart!"

Chen hum said angrily, "it's crazy, not stupid!"

Chen ha nodded: "yes, is it crazy or stupid... But brother, what's the difference between crazy and stupid?"

Chen hum thought for a long time and opened his mouth several times, but he didn't think of the right words. Then he caught up with Xiang qingniu: "what's the difference between a fat man, a madman and a fool?"

"The first word is different!"

Xiang qingniu answered directly.

"Fat man, how learned!"

Chen hum and Chen ha both praised with one voice.

Xiang qingniu said painfully, "I feel like I'm crazy... I'd better ask you two one thing, very seriously, so you try to answer me very seriously. Because it has a vital impact on my next decision, I need your two sincere words."

"You ask"

"This journey to the West was originally my own business, but I selfishly took you two. Now I have realized that I should let you go back to find Xiaofang solution according to the truth, but I haven't said... Because I'm still afraid of loneliness after all. But I feel unbearable in my heart, because I'm probably going to die myself. If you continue to follow me, you'll die..."

"He's crazy!"

After taking a pity look at Xiang qingniu, Chen ha said to Chen hum, "little hum, he's crazy to ask such an idiot question? Does this need to be answered... Although you're going to kill the Buddha, we have nothing to do with us, but we promised you. Since the answer is natural, we have to finish it."

Chen hum nodded: "do you still need to ask, what do you think of our two brothers?"

"Be... Friend... Friend!"

Xiang qingniu answered.

Chen hum couldn't help laughing and said to Chen HA in a low voice, "I thought he would say that when we two are crazy, if he said that, we'll turn around and leave, he must be stupid."

"But he said when we were friends."

Chen ha seemed a little depressed: "I'm most afraid of this answer."

Chen hum nodded: "me too... It's really troublesome. If you treat us as friends, we have to treat you as friends. It's too troublesome. We have to help you whatever you want to do. It's even more troublesome..."

Xiang qingniu sighed, "can't you give a reliable answer?"

Chen HA was silent for a long time, looked up at Xiang qingniu and said seriously, "your Taoist heart is very strong. It makes our brothers understand a lot of things and remember a lot of things we have done before. When we were in the Central Plains, we killed a lot of people and did a lot of evil, but in the end, the man who could kill our brothers didn't kill us. Why?"

Chen hum said, "because we are poor."

Chen ha said, "yes, we were lucky that the man didn't kill us because he thought we were crazy, stupid and pathetic."

"But!"

Chen hem said, "doing something wrong is doing something wrong."

Chen ha said, "so now we have to do something right and make up for the wrong things. If we both die, people in the Jianghu will say oh, great joy, those two madmen are finally dead. If I die with you on your journey to the west, people will say... Oh, those two madmen are dead... What a pity..."

Chen hem asked, "is this reason OK?"

Xiang qingniu nodded: "yes!"

He rubbed his sour nose and touched the wine gourd at his waist. It was handed over to him at the top of Mangdang Mountain. There was half a pot of pear blossom wine. Fang explained that if he went west and met Su Tu Gou, he would give him this half pot of wine and tell him that Du Hongxian was still reading about her man. Xiang qingniu felt heavy when he took over the half pot of wine. Now he feels that the half pot of wine is still so heavy, but his mood is relaxed.

Yes, going west... No matter how the process ends, this is not a sad story.

Su slaughters dogs voluntarily, so does Chen hum and Chen ha.

Three men and three horses headed west. The setting sun dragged their shadows out for a long, long time. They walked side by side, talking crazy, but laughing foolishly.

"Fat man, what do you think the setting sun looks like?"

"Like a monkey ass!"

"No!"

"Why?"

"You are stupid... Because you have no eyes!"

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When Fang Xie caught up with the brigade led by Yan Chongde, the war on the other side of Xiping city had become clear. Wan Yan Chongde and his cavalry stationed behind a low mountain about 60 miles away from Xiping city. In fact, this distance is not safe, and may be found by rebel scouts at any time.

The imperial army has attacked Xiping city for more than seven days. All the elite troops arranged by Li Yuanshan in this area have been transferred. At the beginning, they tried to encircle the imperial army. Unfortunately, it seems that everything is no longer under Li Yuanshan's control. Fang Xie can imagine how angry and unwilling Li Yuanshan would be at this time, and can also imagine that the terminally ill emperor must have a proud smile on his face.

According to Li Yuanshan's plan, after the imperial army is led to Xiping City, his elite will block the imperial army at the first time, and then Meng Wansui's rebels and Yin Baoshan's rebels will come immediately to encircle the Sui army. Before that, Mengyuan wolf riding, which should have appeared behind the Sui army, did not appear, and no one came. If only Mengyuan wolf riding did not appear, Li Yuanshan would not be sad, desperate and angry.

Long live Meng didn't come, nor did Yan Baoshan.

Therefore, the number of rebels gathered near Xiping city is equal to that of the Imperial Army, but the morale can not be compared at all. Although the emperor brought bravery, these brave warriors were as angry as a rainbow. They all think that Li Yuanshan has come to a dead end, and so do Li Yuanshan's people.

"How strange!"

Wan Yan Chongde looked at the map and said: "Meng Yuan's wolf riding didn't appear behind the Sui army, and the sharpest knife arranged by Li Yuanshan didn't come down. If Meng Yuan's people were sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight, it can be explained that kuketai Meng lie was waiting for Li Yuanshan and the imperial army to attack when they were both defeated. But why didn't Meng Viva and the rebels of Yin Baoshan come? I didn't want to understand what was going on."

Fang Xie was silent for a moment and said: "In fact, it's not difficult to understand that Luo Yaoxian put Li Yuanshan together, and hundreds of thousands of elite soldiers of the left avant-garde didn't surround the imperial court with the rebels. Although we haven't heard where Luo Yao's men and horses have gone, Li Yuanshan has lost an alliance. Then the Mengyuan people didn't come, and Li Yuanshan lost another alliance. Because Li Yuanshan lost these two most important people Long live Meng and Yin Po Shan lost their confidence in Li Yuanshan. "

"They are not sure whether Li Yuanshan will win in the end, so they are reluctant to throw in their troops. They are really sitting on the mountain watching the tiger fight..."

Wanyan Chongde said, "you mean, they are waiting for Li Yuanshan and the emperor of the Sui Dynasty to decide the outcome? If Li Yuanshan wins, they are still Li Yuanshan's people, and Li Yuanshan must not have many troops at that time, so they dare not quarrel with them. If the emperor wins, they will immediately lead the army to encircle and suppress Li Yuanshan's disabled soldiers and swear allegiance to the court?"

"No"

Fang Xie shook his head: "No matter whether Li Yuanshan wins or the emperor wins, Meng Wansui and Yin Baoshan will no longer be loyal to anyone... Because the victorious party will be extremely weak after the war. How can they declare allegiance to anyone if their strength is not as good as the two of them? No matter who is the winner, these two people will rush up immediately... Now, they both understand that whether it is Li Yuan or not Neither the mountain nor the emperor will accept them any more. Simply wait until both sides lose and they will be the last winner! "

"Han people have a lot of twists and turns in their minds."

Wan Yan Yunshu sighed, "why is it all distrust?"

Fang Xie breathed a long sigh of relief: "because it has been completely chaotic, everyone feels that they have a chance to be a winner."

"What shall we do now?"

Wanyan asked.

Fang Xie said, "keep our original purpose unchanged. Let's wait until the war over Xiping city reaches the last minute. We only have 3000 cavalry. We won't even fight in the war of millions of troops. Moreover, we didn't come to participate in the decisive battle from the beginning."

He raised his head and looked in the direction of Xiping City: "just to do something I have to do, which has nothing to do with interests and future, but I should do it."