Chapter 78 - Stranger Danger! Stranger Danger!

After exiting the forest town ruins I wasted no time to find a pokemon center. So I told Rory, Ruby, Stalker, Shade, Skylar, and Kelpy to search far and wide. For a big or popular place then come back as the rest of us. Shall stay here and wait for them to return back to us. Of course I made sure Shade had a spiked glove to say he's not wild. With them all fanning out in every direction I looked through the shop for stuff. What I was looking for was well books on ghost types and golurk! This kind of search went on for three days till everyone reyurned.

Just following Stalker was a armored van with a pokecenter logo. So I guess he managed to find a pokecenter great job. As everyone landed around me I had Stalker land on my arm. Where I started to give some fresh ratata meat with some stroking.

"Good job bud you actually brought people from a pokecenter."

As I rewarding him for the good job the van doors opened. Once it stopped and out came a wave of audino's and two nurse Joy's. But I guess the armored van is a smart choice though. As they don't know what can happen outside the city. The nurse Joy's rushed over with impatient faces before the older of the pair spoke up.

"You must be the trainer of that noctowl we came as it was persistent. So what exactly is the problem sir?"

Smiling wryly I let out Keepee from his ball but the big guy fell. Seeing this the audino's rushed and started lifting him onto a stretcher. While the Joy's were stunned about this sight before them.

"I found that big guy while exploring some ruins and well he's not common here. But after checking around the place for anything useful. I learned the site was over a hundred years old. As I explored an old government building thst was crumbling. Where I ran into this haunter that led us to a basement. Which is the big stood inactive guarding a childs skeleton. Just even after we all helped him get stable he's in bad shape."

Getting the gist of my explanation they were amazed about Keeper. As he's over a hundred years old and that he stood guarding a skeleton that long. Afterwards once the audino's carried him into the van the Joy's got back in. While me and my group went air born with the lighter members. The rest I returned to their pokeballs before following after the speeding van. For a good thirty miles north west towards a city. Called Ventra its one of the more out of the way places in kanto. Entering the city though was a hassle as an officer Jenny was being a pain.

I finally got in after having Hallow show her an illusion so we could leave. Sure it may be a hassle later but I don't have time to play with cops. Leaving behind officer Jenny my other pokemon came bsck out on their own. Stalker guiding us to the pokecenter in the shortest route possible. Thst ended up taking us a good six minutes of walking towards. Even Rory walking so she was making metal clinks with her talons. Which for some reason incited a dance from Selkie oddly enough.

She looked cute being so cheerful as we walked so I didn't say anything. Just when she pulled a gun from under her costume I did. So a comedic sight of a man wrestling a pokemon for something ensued. Before I touched the gun and stored the thing in my inventory. Now though your probably wondering how she has a gun. Well out of boredom from waiting I made a gun that shoots her ghost and fairy energy. As hex bullets or something else which pleased Selkie.

As she'd randomly shoot charm or hex bullets at wild pokemon fighting. It's terribly scary to see a pokemon randomly convulse dying from a hex bullet. As its opponent gets shot with charm falling in love with it that. It well ends up with a horny enemy fuċkɨnġ the dying enemy to death. Because of Selkie shooting them with those moves but its taught me something. Mimikyu's are all either openly or secretly sadistic pokemon trying to be cute. Thinking of that I design some other weapons for my pokemon through my Augma.

As we enter the pokecenter thats in a up roar after seeing two nurse Joy's. Along with audino's rushing in while carrying a big pokemon to extensive care. So I can get why all the trainers are curious or surprised at it. Just their pokemon even the haughty behaving ones looked down. After they saw the sight of a strong looking old pokemon in such a shape. Reminding them that even strong pokemon can become like that. Everyone is crowding the counter though so they didn't notice my group coming in. Their pokemon however saw our odd bunch and wandered towards us.

So since they seem down and my group is hiding it a bit. I got out some big bags with a mixture of food in it. Handing it out to everyone which made the mood a bit better. Looking through the pokemon gathered around my group. I see a cyndaquil, munchlax, venomoth, golduck, gangar, and Flareon. They all seemed rather pleased with the pokefood I made and bought at times. That I couldn't help but slowly pet them for being cute.

"You guys and girls seemed down so I guess you saw our friend huh?"

My question made them blink before they looked around at my pokemon. Before realizing that our odd bunch was indeed the big guys friends. It got a loud mixed sounding surprise as they took in the sight. Of so many different looking pokemon and a legendary all relaxing together. With a trainer that doesn't look really all that impressive to them. Their surprise however elicited the trainers to notice their pokemon wandered off. So some said sorry while dragging them away but this old lady. Who appeared to be the golducks trainer instead tried to touch us.

That made us all take three steps back every step she advanced. Till eventually we were going around in circles with her screaming stop running away. The golduck watched this with a haggard face as if this is a normal occurrence.

"Stop running away dearies I just want to touch your bodies! You all look so adorable that I the great madam Golsfree must touch you!!"

"Lady we've never heard of you! Also keep those creepy moving hands and your droll away!"

The old lady took offense at the fact that we didn't know her. Than the fact I basically called her a disgusting pervert!

"I'm the great madam Golsfree I run the most prestigious fashion store in town! Now let me touch you! Wait is that a legendary pokemon?! I must simply touch it so let me touch it you arboc!!"

This is some serious stranger danger and rude on top of being a pervert! Our commotion of course had some normal officers called in to break up. As two dragged awat ms. Golsfree another one was apologizing to me for her persistence. Afterwards the older nurse Joy appeared from somewhere to come talk with me.

"Sir we've gotten your pokemon back to full health and everything. But it seems that he refuses to move so I came to get you."

Smiling wryly with a chuckle I follow her back to the extensive care unit. Where I saw Keeper stairing into space till we entered the room. Once he saw me he rose up slowly before lumbering his way over. So I gave his ċhėst some knocks to mess with him then departed with him to the lobby. Which upon entering I saw some creepy teens trying to touch my pokemon. They all had these creepy looks with whispers of cuteness. That I whisteled rather loudly calling them all over in a stampede. Some of them gathered around Keeper checking on him as he was dying before.

The trainers tried to advance in nonchalant friendly ways to get closer. Though I wasnt having any of it and instead turned them around. One however a fifteen year old female put her hand on my shoulder. Smiling at me and saying that I should give her Kelpy, Ruby. Elaine, and Hallow. Or else she'll make my life in this city a living hell as her dad is the mayor. So just for her I pimped slapped her across the face infront of everyone. As a servant who heard her just now kneeled and screamed sorry towards me.

The girl however was rubbing her cheek with an agitated look on her face. Not noticing why her family servant is doing what they are doing. As behind me are some of my pokemon charging up hyper beams. With Shade behind her making a sword out of a shadow ball as it glares at her. Like some sort of mafia boss asking "What'd you say punk?" with an ugly look. After some trainers noticed these facts they screamed at her to drop it. Making the girl look around only now just noticing basically thirteen charging hyper beams. While a haunter was behind her with a scary looking sword as it looked down on her.

After this event though after getting some food from a nice cafe. We all left town with a little of a sour mood still as we just meet. A lot of weirdos today that just screamed stranger danger.