Chapter 64 - First Time In, Broke It Already

So I started up ALfheim up for the first time this year. While Yui explores around her new physical body. Like SAO I'm using my old character from a transference over to this game. Which has unique races but I broke the game already. As I have a Cait Sith and Leprechaun half race as an option. Which means I have murky murky brown cat ears and tail. While my wings are mechanical like a leprechauns wings are. So yea I'm taming blacksmith master due this combo I had available.

Once I spawned in though I was stranded in a very tall tree. I feel like this is a insult, someone's insulting me aren't they? Anyways I just jumped out of it from forty feet. When I landed the ground caved in and my health only dropped. By ten before healing back and my boots dropped by one durability. Yet I didn't like that so I used a little trick I learned to fix them instantly. Which satisfied me seeing all my gear in perfect shape. Now where the fuċk do I go! With no clear idea where to go I wander aimlessly. Till I find a town or someone to give me directions to a town.

Though through my eight hours of aimless wandering. The first players I encounter are bandits demanding my gear. These insects demand my gear? Death penalty for all of you! They couldn't even react before six of the bandits were dead. Two more had my hidden sting through their foreheads before dying. The last fuċker I grabbed her leg and held her upside down. She tried stabbing me but her daggers only made tink noises.

"Tell me where a town is you damn thug or die."

Sure she was crying while giving me directions to town. But I still murdered her by slamming her into the ground like hulk. Since in my eye's all who attack regardless of gender are guilty. Thus no mercy for them only pain and death for them. Once I arrived in town I was relaxing against a fountain. Reading a message that Silica sent me once she saw I was online.

[ Silica: Brother.where are you? Because there's a rumor about someone looking like you. In your old sao gear that brutally murdering some players. Playing bandit because they thought you were new to the game. Which unlike sao this game has a feature that shows how long someone. On your friend list has been logged in to the game so you've caused a problem. In only eight hours while being lost in game so again where are you brother? ]

Damn I'm already famous after killing bandits on my first day. Anyways I mention I'm likely under the great world tree. As the tree behind me is way to fuċkɨnġ large to be normal. After that it took her a hour with Agil, Klein, Kirito, Lisbeth, and well Kirito's adopted sister. To find me as I never moved from my spot since Myriad appeared suddenly. So seeing me sitting on a fountain cuddling a giant wolf with no cares. That I caused a problem by murdering bandit players at all. As if it never happened or had any impact on me, they could only bitterly smile.

Though Klein just had to say a dumb joke when he saw me. Something like "So the Joking Reaper returns and now we're his minions." This got Agil and Kirito to double punch his face. Knocking Klein onto his ȧss in the middle of the street. While everyone else was curious what I am but Leafa. Was more confused on who I am and why everyone seems so happy to see me. As to here I'm just a guy who violently murdered some players. So she couldn't help but ask and well I answered her honestly.

"I'm Chimera or UndyingChimera as SAO players know me. I'm the guildmaster of a hidden guild from inside of SAO. Every player that survived SAO though knows me as the Joking Reaper. A guy who did just about everything as a job. Which out of all the trapped players I've killed more than everyone. But later on I retired to just crafting and raising six kids I adopted even in real life. I'm the second oldest from our group as I'm twenty-two now. Just started playing the game with my old player data though. I'm a cait sith and Leprechaun half, the players I killed demanded my important gear. So I killed them all simple as that really, but nice to meet you!"

When she heard that all she looked at everyone who nodded. While adding their own input on me, Kirito of course remembered. My kidney stabbings and beating the fact he causes unneeded love. Into his skull many many times till he actually learned it out of fear. Hearing mostly kind things then Kirito's suffering. Leafa only smiled and said that he deserved every beating. It was priceless that everyone burst out laughing with Kirito. On his knees and hands in utter defeat from her merciless comment.

This will be a fun time I can tell just from this little meet up. though I wanna climb that world tree like some fast creepy spider.