Chapter 32 - Two Hundred Years Training Newbies

So apparently Zavala wants me train any newly arisen guardians. Which made me look at him like he's an idiot as I've only been here. For what like a few months and I've only made an undead army. Sure I managed to kick a tank away as it was trying to crush him. During a venus skirmish with the fallen trying to capture one of their leaders. Who I had dragged off into a crevis with literally hundreds of undead. His people tried to save him but when they got close to the wall to do so. Only to get beefy cabal hands around their necks and dragged in as well.

If anyone watched it though they'd probably think of a zombie scene. Where hundreds of hands break through things and grab someone. Then drag them through while they scream and get torn apart. Before the undead flood into the area and either overwhelms or forces a retreat. It was like that as once their boss got dragged through a stone wall. Vash and Kurumi came out of the ground and started a slaughter fest. Though when the guardian's arrived there to capture the boss. They only found torn up fallen and blood stains everywhere in places.

After that whole situation Zavala took a guess it was me. Which leads to him wanting me a new guardian wanting to train. All of the new and normal guardians when I don't think thats good. Since one I don't know how to teach people anything really. Two they'd probably attacking my undead and get bitten thenb not even the ghost can save them. As a titan had punched one of my undead while trying to punch me. My undead are pretty docile unless ordered or hit by something. So when he punched the undead it grabbed his fist and bit his wrist.

Then well he couldnt be revived by his ghost as he completely became undead. So yea not even guardians are immune to my necromancy power. Then well third reason is because I'd have to save their ȧsses from troublesome things. But that all went out the window when I heard him mention prison. Cause he's talking about the guardian prison for dangerous leaders of all factions! Once he basically promised me access to powerful people I was very pleased. So I agreed for that reason only as those prisoners are dangerous.

So if I could get my hands on them then I could make diverse undead. So once I was ready to train them I had Rasputin and Myriad behind me. As I greeted the ones there for training I saw a group of eighteen guardians. six hunters, six warlocks, and six titans made up their group. One of them had his helmet off and looking all smug. While our ghost where all out and it seems they all came to some unheard agreement. The smug titan pushed everyone else apart making his way to me. Once he was eight feet away he looked at me in contempt as he spoke.

"I don't need training especially any training from a hunter and warlock. So you'll tell commander Zavala that I Hamul, was to great and didn't need this training. If you don't I'll break you apart you stupid machine!"

Listening to this human male though he had no memories of his life. Apparently he retained his personality of a human supremist jerk. I looked at his ghost and they simply beeped at me. Not willing to try stopping whats to come to its naive guardian. So onnce I raised a finger Rasputin and Myriad ready auto rifles. The other guardians who say this slowly moved away, the smug guy not getting whats going on. But once he saw me smile and his ghost leave him alone he got confused.

"Special lesson for smug guy over here, dodge or die painfully. Your ghost once it revives you will leave you and you'll keep practicing dodging. Until you can completely auto rifle bullets being fired at you."

He tried saying something but he was cut off when I pointed at him. Rasputin and Myriad both started shooting at him relentlessly. So I turned to the other newbies and clapped my hands.

"Now for you all before you can use your powers we need to train your bodies. So you'll be running ten miles, then doing forty push ups. If you slack you'll get shot at or have one of my soldiers attack."

With an evil chuckle I continued the training of the newbies. That one year passed, three years followed slowly by more years. That at the cusp of two hundred years of bullying the newbies for Zavala. I had become known as the "Undead Mentor" in training them all. As with every successful training of the newbies, I escorted high ranked prisoners. Out of prison to a little cave which had ex-prisoners there. As undeads waiting to turn their old prison mates into undead as well. That by year two hundred I had cleaned out whole bottom level of the prison.

That after training the newbies for the years start I was sitting. On top of a half sunken building on neptune while I watch a battle. Where my undead are rushing the vex and cabal trying to capture the planet. But with my interference they started to panic once they arrived. So I'm planning to capture the planet and start a faction here. Since eventually my undead will be to much to store. So a planet will be needed for all of them and well neptune has hidden secrets.