Chapter 914

When Rick saw that his grandson had become a Buddha, he was so angry that he took out a magic laser gun and said, "have you drugged him? Damn it, I knew that when I met a room in the wild, I couldn't go in. There must be ambush. Ha, I thought this routine had been abandoned in the 1990s! You come here and we'll go now. "

Lu Zhengkang and Lao Du came down from the second floor and stood on the stairs. As Lu Zhengkang was trying to get close to him, Rick turned his gun and pointed to his head. "You have a problem, too!"

Lu Zhengkang had no choice but to stand still. Lao Du was behind him. Limited by the angle of the stairs, he couldn't see what was happening below, so he wondered, "why don't you go?"

Rick was spewing English quickly. Many people in the room didn't understand it. They just raised their hands in silence and panicked.

September pulls November in front of itself, while November violently resists, lowers her voice and screams, "what are you doing! Are you going to use me as a shield

September gathered in his brother's ear and said: "as a brother, shouldn't you protect your sister?"

"Didn't you tell me to get out of here before? Shall I go now? "

The two of them fought first.

Red boy is still expressionless, but seeing the interaction between his brother and sister in September, he sneaks two steps to Ao lie's side and pulls his sleeve. Ao lie was trembling at this time. Looking down, Nezha jumped on him like a face worm, and then went to his back to hang, "lie lie protect me."

Aolie was about to vomit, "let go Let go of me Die, die

Lu Zhengkang flicks his finger and takes back Rick's gun. The strange old man with blue hair rolls up his sleeve immediately. Another gun pops out of his arm and directly launches a laser to attack Lu Zhengkang.

Seeing this, qingningzi just secretly opened a packet of potato chips and watched the play in silence.

Lu Zhengkang was hit on the head by the laser without any reaction, just like he was illuminated by a child's infrared pen.

Don't get excited. 】He pointed to Rick and held him.

Rick started swearing. His mouth was like a shower. After ten seconds of swearing, the ground in front of his toes was wet.

Morty went across from Rick and stood up with a chair so that he could look at Rick head-on.

"Rick, don't make any noise. I'm fine."

"Shit! Morty, you look like a ton of LSD has been poured into you. Even if you are sold, you still laugh! Find a way to escape He lowered his voice, "look for the delivery gun from my arms. Damn it, I don't want you to do anything. Wait for me in the basement of the garage after you go back. If I can commit suicide successfully, then I can escape. Otherwise, you can shoot me now and cut it with the delivery door. It's better!"

Morty shook his head. "Rick, you're an old madman, but I still love you as much as you love me, Sammy and mom. Rick, I'm really good now."

Rick was stunned for a moment. "You're hopeless!"

Seeing the relief of the crisis, the friends around relaxed one by one, and some of them were curious.

Lu Zhengkang came forward and pressed Rick's head, which made him out of the body in a moment.

Rick's soul is floating in the air, still can't move, just continue to scold, his vocabulary is rich, really spit lotus general.

Lu Zhengkang said with a smile to Lao Du and Guanyin, "the Buddha and Bodhisattva also listen to it and make it happy. They are not greedy for their own desires and always keep themselves at ease."

Guanyin and Lao Du smile. Old Du laughs and points to Rick's soul, "this heart has great greed, great desire, and great freedom. It's the cocoon of self binding. If you can break away one day, you will naturally become a butterfly."

Rick was still cursing. The company's colleagues have recognized where the goods came from for a long time. They come up one by one to read and communicate with each other attentively. There are many words of praise and support in their tone. Soon, Rick is a little fluffy. Although he still stinks, the corners of his mouth are going up in a frenzy.

Morty sighed to his grandfather, "Rick, you see, our differences have long existed. You want to continue to be crazy and take risks, but you must take me with you. What do you say? My stupid brain waves can neutralize your genius brain waves, so that Rick from other dimensions can't find you. You have always been so arrogant, you are like a bomb full of control, and no one can see how much time is left on the timer. Rick, I admit it's adventurous and fun to be with you, but what I really want is to live with Jessica, you know, the kind of reproduction... "

Rick's comfortable face turned gloomy again. "Come on, you're starting to punish me from a moral point, aren't you? Without me, Rick, you're nothing. You're a jerk. You can't understand general relativity. You've inherited your loser father Jerry's bad blood. You'll never have any relationship with other women. You'll be another Jerry in 20 years! Ha ha ha! I'll be able to get out in a minute, and you'll stay here and die for yourselfLu Zhengkang said, "wait a minute, friend Rick, you haven't finished our commission yet."

"Well thought, sir, I'm leaving now!" He turned his eyes to the beads. Obviously, he had never seen such a scene, but it was OK. When his heart stopped beating, the micro bomb in his body began to count down. Morty was right. He was a bomb, and Rick didn't know how much time was left on the timer.

Lu Zhengkang said, "Oh, you think the bomb will explode, don't you? That's impossible. Your heart is still beating. "

Rick: "evil!" "The master is disgusted to death! The one who can read the heart is disgusting in disgust He has planned how to target Lu Zhengkang, and then he will launch Rick's revenge plan, proving that he is better than Lu Zhengkang in all aspects, from technology to hand to hand combat. This old man is competitive, energetic and highly mobile.

Lu Zhengkang smile, "to show sincerity, I pay first." He sealed his fist with wisdom and recited the mantra in a low voice.

Buzzing, as if water, as if whirlpool, as if water into a whirlpool, swallowing toward the depths of ignorance. Rick's spirit floated up, fell in mid air and swam slowly around the room.

Lu Zhengkang nodded to everyone, "just a moment, we will have the network later."

"What have you done to him, sir?"

"It's a dream."

"Can we see it then?"

Lu Zhengkang took a look at Rick's dream. The content was very hot. "No, you'd better not see it."