Chapter 450

"Ah, fight!" Lu Zhengkang a Diao hand to the false snake hand, "this trick is not to frighten me drop."

Su Xiangli patted Lu Zhengkang on the shoulder. "It's you."

Lu Zhengkang smiles and turns around. At this time, a small shadow slips down his shoulder. He moves like lightning. He lifts his hand and holds it firmly.

He raised his hand to take a closer look. In the palm of his hand lay a big black spider, hairy, with big claws and six or seven black eyes, like the white dead fish piled up on the chopping board in the seafood market.

"Ah Lu Zhengkang was so scared that he left the spider toy half a classroom away and landed on a little girl's desk in the front row.

The little girl was playing Rubik's cube. Several friends gathered in a circle. The fake spider flew in from the gap between her head and landed smoothly. All of a sudden, I saw an eight clawed monster on the table. The people playing with the cube and watching people playing with the cube all screamed and suddenly scattered. The little toy was standing steadily on the table with all its prestige.

"There are spiders!"

"Where, where?"

The classroom was noisy, and the commotion spread from one end to the other. Everyone heard that there was a spider. They leaned to the girl's seat one after another. They glanced at a spider on tiptoe in front of them. They did see a spider, so they made a strange noise. Those who couldn't see it behind were more and more worried, urging the front to ask "is it true or not?" "How big is the spider?"

Lu Zhengkang angrily stood up and confronted Su Xiangli, "you know I don't like spiders!"

"Hey, hey, cooking" says that if you know yourself and the enemy, you can win a hundred battles. I just know you're afraid of spiders! What's the matter? I scared you! "

"No! Besides, Sun Tzu said, "know yourself and know your enemy." Lu Zhengkang forcibly denied it. He was scared by the little boy. Wow, he didn't want face!

Su Xiangli covered her mouth with a smile. She still had a fake spider in her hand. When she covered her mouth, the legs of the spider toy came out from the edge of her palm. Lu Zhengkang said, "it's disgusting." Still a little hairy in my heart.

What's wrong with big men's fear of spiders? It's not easy to be provoked at first sight. It looks strange. We primates are not familiar with arachnids, and say that they are poisonous and beneficial insects. Anyway, as long as we don't get close to me, we are still good friends

Lu Zhengkang cheered himself up in his heart, and then he saw that Su Xiangli's lips were blue after he put down his hand.

He was shocked. "Are you poisoned?"

As soon as he roared, others saw that Su Xiangli's painting on the belly of the spider toy was quite confusing, and other students were immediately deceived. Immediately, the rumor that the student was bitten by the spider rushed into the office. Teacher Li, who teaches English, came in a hurry and followed two ordinary male teachers, just like a valet or licking a dog.

Lu Zhengkang reacted that Su Xiangli was teasing him. As soon as Qianmen teacher came in, Su Xiangli had already slipped out the back door.

"Who was bitten by a spider?"

Lu Zhengkang raised his hand, and then teacher Li came anxiously to hold his arm, "are you bitten? where? Does it hurt? The medical robot will be here soon. Don't be afraid. "

"Well, teacher, no one was bitten. It's a joke."

Li teacher long breath, "really all right?" She stroked her chest, and her face turned red, as if it were crabapple. Lu Zhengkang had never seen the appearance of crabapple blooming, but he just felt that the teacher was more gentle than the evening breeze.

The two ordinary male teachers were peeping at each other. They looked like gentlemen. In fact, they were just full of coquettish feelings.

Mr. Li is really a good girl. Lu Zhengkang is drunk. He is really a good teacher.

At this time, another student yelled, "teacher, there is a spider in front."

Zhang yingxuan and Zhou Ping came into the classroom. Zhou Ping saw the toy on the table for the first time. He walked over and caught the fake spider in the eyes of everyone's admiration.

"Oh, didn't Su Xiangli buy this thing?"

This sentence was heard by Mr. Li.

The last class in the morning was mathematics. Su Xiangli stood at the end of the classroom and listened against the wall.

After ringing the bell, the students rushed to the canteen one after another. Su Xiang went back to her seat. There was still a little paint on her lips, which seemed to be poisoned.

Lu Zhengkang took out his handkerchief, moistened it with drinking water and wiped her face carefully.

"Bad bad, I find you are not so bad." The little girl's mouth was covered behind her handkerchief, but she didn't delay speaking.

Lu Zhengkang held her chin and complained to her, "don't talk. I can't clean it if I move around."

"I'm going to say that it's idle to talk. It's better to talk, villain. Go to that video store at the weekend and eat noodles."

"Eat, eat, let you eat, like a pig."

"What do you know! I'm tasting the Eucharist! The great cook gives us his holy body, and let us understand the mystery of steam and starch. ""Steam? Well, well, I won't discuss this with you. Wipe it clean and have a meal. If there is "Holy Communion" in the canteen, try it quickly. Don't be greedy

"Then you're going to eat it, too."

"I want to eat rice, not noodles."

Lu Zhengkang said so, but finally he held a bowl of noodles in the canteen and began to talk.

He said to Su Xiangli, a believer of the flying noodle sect, "Oh, suck, if there is a flying noodle God in the world, then his body must be covered with a layer of holy spicy oil!"

"Nonsense! The great cook must love scrambled eggs with tomatoes Su Xiangli said that you are a heretic and you are not allowed to distort your doctrines.

"It's true that spaghetti is the earliest way to cook. It's often a miracle with the two saints of tomato and cheese." Lu Zhengkang muttered, "but when the gods and ghosts come to China, they have to be surnamed Zhong. If the noodle God goes to Guanzhong province for further study, there must be a variety of face-to-face wrangling. Therefore, spicy oil is also a saint."

"Spicy oil, spicy oil, it must not be delicious." Su Xiangli was so disgusted that he planned to deny the religious status of Youpo chili unilaterally.

Lu Zhengkang rolled a roll of noodles and said, "come on, open your mouth, ah --"

Su Xiang leaned back, "no, it must not be delicious, ah, um..." She resisted symbolically, but Lu Zhengkang still fed the noodles into her mouth.

"How's it going?"

"Well, it's hot. Well, hissing -- "Su Xiangli sucked and slurred," it's so hot! Take it away

Lu Zhengkang skims his mouth and eats noodles by himself. After a while, Su Xiangli glances at Lu Zhengkang's bowl with Yu Guang.

"Give me another taste."

"No, no, how much? Not much! " Lu Zhengkang picked up the bowl and pulled it.

"Stingy!"

Su Xiang angrily put down his bowl and went to the rice window to order a bowl of oil noodles.

"Can you finish all that? If you can't finish it, you have to write a review. " Lu Zhengkang said sarcastic words.

Su Xiangli was stunned, and the oily noodles in his hand suddenly didn't smell good.